Garbage skills achieve the strongest ninja world

Traveling through the world of Naruto and becoming a member of the Uchiha tribe, the third Ninja World War is about to start in a year or two, so panic. At the critical moment, the golden finger is online, and a character is drawn to obtain a random ability of the character, so am I...... Boxing champion Mayweather's shoulder defense, fish feast's flying cross, Master Ma's lightning five consecutive whips, Jack Ma's power and defense... What kind of spicy chicken skills are these?