Garbage skills achieve the strongest ninja world

Chapter 283 Little girl, grind ink and lay paper for the uncle

Twelve years old, this is a very magical age.

Erzhu, when Naruto was twelve years old, he was still a genin who had just graduated from the ninja school. When Madara, Hasi's mother was twelve years old, he was still competing to see who could pee farther.

When Itachi, the first Uchiha genius, was twelve years old, he had already activated the Mangekyō Sharingan and joined forces with Obito to kill the entire family from the ground up.

I am very ashamed that with the help of the system, a little bit of historical process and personal efforts, Mai Uchiha finally achieved a strength that is no less than Itachi of the same age at this age.

"What are you looking at?" Tsunade suddenly asked.

In the busy season, there is nothing more comfortable than sitting in the room, wrapped in a quilt and warming yourself by the fire. If so, then hold a cup of milk tea in your hand.

The firewood burning in the fire released heat energy, and the red light reflected on Tsunade's face, like another layer of glow on the white jade wall, which was bright and moving.

"I'm looking at the snow." Mai Uchiha replied.

"Does it look good?"

"nice."

"How beautiful is it?"

"Almost one-tenth of yours." Mai Uchiha stretched out her hand to make a gesture, a gesture that made Korean men angry.

"Since I look better, why don't you look at me instead of looking at the snow?" Tsunade tilted her head and asked.

"Because my heart is watching you." Mai Uchiha didn't panic at all.

Tsunade pretended to be angry at Xia Fei's cheeks and cursed lightly: "Slick tongue."

This was an attitude that Tsunade had never shown when she got along with Mai Uchiha in the past. In the final analysis, Mai Uchiha was too young before.

Today is different from the past. Mai Uchiha, who has passed her twelfth birthday, is over 1.6 meters tall, basically the same height as Tsunade.

When Naruto was twelve years old, Erzhu still looked like a child. Itachi of the same age was closer to an adult in temperament.

Uchiha Mai has been fighting wars in the north and south for several years, and she also holds a high position as the deputy minister of ANBU and the second-in-command of Uchiha. Her temperament is very close to Itachi's.

Population is a very important resource in the ninja world. In major countries and ninja villages, early marriage and early childbearing are encouraged. The marriageable age is reached at the age of fourteen or fifteen.

This is somewhat similar to ancient China.

And because the bodies of people in the ninja world are stronger, the total number of cells in their bodies is twice that of people on earth, even ordinary people are no exception.

Even if you get married early, miscarriage, premature birth, and poor baby development are rare.

For various reasons combined, the twelve-year-old Mai Uchiha, in Tsunade's eyes, could barely be regarded as half of the opposite sex.

Being praised like this by a pretty young man, most women will feel a little happy in their hearts.

"I really admire you."

While overjoyed, Tsunade complained mercilessly: "The situation in Konoha is already in danger, with Jiraiya, Orochimaru, and Minato all fighting bloody battles on the front lines.

You still have the leisure to enjoy the snow in an elegant way, and tease me, Obasan, who is in his thirties, with your sweet words."

Hot knowledge, when a woman deliberately emphasizes her age, she actually wants you to say: You are still very young.

At least for Tsunade who possesses the [Yin Seal], age is a meaningless thing. The only thing it can affect is probably how many years of life are left.

By adjusting the Yin Seal, Tsunade can adjust her appearance at any time to keep her appearance at any age.

This is not a transformation technique or a shadow clone, but a real thing that keeps the body in that period.

What does age mean?

"You are the only one who is not qualified to say such things."

Uchiha Mai also complained: "It's not like I haven't fought on the front line. I can't find anyone in Konoha who is more laid-back than you."

Even Minato-sensei's girlfriend Kushina-san will do some tasks that don't require leaving the village to support the family."

The words "tie five" and "female loser" are used to describe Tsunade.

Even though she is one of the three ninjas and comes from a famous family, Tsunade still has a strong aura of being a girl, often giving people the impression that she has nothing but good looks except for her big breasts.

Tsunade frowned, you kid didn't hear the point of my words at all, did you?

Uchiha Mai added: "Besides, age is meaningless to Tsunade-san, right?

If you can keep your body and appearance in the same condition as when you were twenty-two until your death, then you don't need to think about age."

Hearing this, Tsunade beamed.

The two chatted for a while, and Tsunade suddenly changed the topic and said, "By the way, the old man asked me to ask you a favor."

"What's going on?" Mai Uchiha was quite curious.

The old man Tsunade refers to is Hiruzen Sarutobi. The Hokage has absolute authority in Konoha, and Mai Uchiha is the deputy minister of ANBU and a direct subordinate of the Hokage.

Is there any task that cannot be arranged personally and needs to be relayed by Tsunade? And it is "please", not "arrangement".

"Actually, it's not a very important thing."

Tsunade used an iron rod to pull the firewood, and with the crackling sound in the fire, she said casually: "It will be the New Year in a few days, right?

In recent years, merchants in the commercial street have always jointly funded and held a party on New Year's Eve, which seems to have become a tradition.

I remember at the first party, you wrote a song for Kakashi and the others to sing, and the response was very good. Your family also sent people to perform fire escape ninjutsu, which was very fancy.

The old man thought this party was very good and could wash away the fatigue of the Konoha ninjas throughout the year.

It's a pity that in the next two years, no one had any creativity. The programs performed were very different from the first one, and everyone was a little tired of watching them.

Then, the old man said that Konoha had been fighting for more than two years, and both the ninjas and the people had accumulated a deep feeling of war weariness in their hearts.

It’s not good to keep accumulating it and not be able to express it. He hopes you can write a few songs and participate in this year’s village party to please everyone’s body and mind.”

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Mai Uchiha was slightly surprised. Hiruzen Sarutobi was so smart that he could actually notice the mental health problems of Konoha ninjas.

In previous lives, all military personnel from various countries who have been on the battlefield will have difficulty integrating into society due to psychological problems after retirement.

Active troops will also hold various stress-relieving activities from time to time to maintain the mental health of service members. The most well-known case is that South Korea often arranges various female groups to perform in the military.

In the sports world, the medical departments of many football and basketball clubs also have the position of a psychologist to relieve the psychological pressure of athletes.

The current situation in Konoha is very critical, at least on the surface, and many ninjas are stretched to the limit.

If there is an excellent performance, it can indeed soothe the hearts of Konoha ninjas and indirectly improve their combat effectiveness.

"The Hokage really thinks highly of me and returned a few songs.

Besides, the Spring Festival is coming soon, and it would be a bit overwhelming for me to write a few songs in just a few days."

Uchiha Mai complained.

For ordinary songwriters, if they can write one song in a month, they are considered highly productive.

It's not impossible to write a song in half a day when inspiration comes, or to write a song that can be directly adapted to the melody.

Tetsuya Komuro and Milk Cha Lun both have this kind of ability, and the quality is still above the standard.

How good and capable am I, Mai Uchiha, that I can be asked so much by the Hokage? Are you looking down too high on me?

Tsunade was silent for a moment and said softly: "In fact, an old man told me this before school, but I forgot.

I only remembered it when the old man asked me again a few days ago."

wdnmd!

"I remembered it a few days ago, so why don't you wait a few more days and tell me before the Spring Festival?" Uchiha Mai pointed at Tsunade, hating Tsunade.

"What's the hurry? What's the hurry!?"

You actually yelled at me?

Tsunade was quite dissatisfied and said nonchalantly: "It doesn't matter if it's earlier or later!

Last time Kakashi and the others asked you, you didn't write a song right away.

Let me tell you now, at your speed, you will be able to write at least 8 songs by the Spring Festival!"

"Different."

Mai Uchiha shook her head with a headache.

Many songs from Earth can indeed be copied and used. Some Chinese songs can at most be translated into Chinese and Japanese, and the lyrics should be carefully considered, and the quality of the final product will not be too bad.

But this is just to make the song. After that, you have to record the accompaniment, record the lip-syncing part, and practice the lip sync, which all takes time.

Even if you are lip-syncing, you must at least be dedicated, right?

"I don't care, anyway, you have to write the song as soon as possible and perform it on the Spring Festival night.

I have already promised the old man, if I pull my crotch in the end during your session, wouldn’t it be very shameful for me?”

Tsunade pouted, not giving Uchiha Mai a chance to defend herself.

Uchiha Mai could only chuckle twice in her heart. When did you ever have such a thing as face?

But if you write songs and perform, you can.

Fashion points are not only obtained through fighting and showing off, but in fact, fashion points can be obtained in all aspects of daily life.

And if you have a side job, it will actually help improve your personal image.

Kirabi from Hidden Cloud Village has a side job as a bad rapper, and Jiraiya has a side job as a novelist, so it makes sense for us to have a part-time job as an "idol".

The current fashion value is about 4,700 points. You can get at least 500 fashion points by doing it, which is just enough to get 5,000 for a lottery draw.

"It's okay to write songs, and it's okay to perform on stage in person. But I have a small request."

Uchiha Mai once again made an angry gesture of a Korean man, indicating that this was really a small request.

"Say." Tsunade said as if she was all ears.

“As for the song, I already have a mental sketch, and I can even design the corresponding dance.

But one of the dance songs requires you to perform it."

"What's the intention of performing?" Tsunade already realized that something was wrong.

"Singing and dancing."

"Snapped!"

Tsunade was furious, slapped the table with her hand, and scolded Uchiha Mai angrily: "You are so brave!

You actually want to let the legendary Sannin perform singing and dancing on the stage, I, Tsunade, have never suffered such injustice."

"Pah! Pah!"

Not to be outdone, Mai Uchiha slapped the table twice, stood up and confronted Tsunade, sneering: "You are a Sannin, so I am not the deputy minister of ANBU?"

When you asked me to perform on stage just now, I looked calm and relaxed, but that was it."

Tsunade was speechless.

After a long silence, Tsunade continued to evade: "No, absolutely not, performing on stage or something, I can't sing, it would be too shameful if I made a fool of myself.

If Orochimaru and the others find out, they will definitely laugh at me."

"how could be?"

Uchiha Mai showed a devilish smile and said in a seductive way: "Let's perform a show during the festival. No one is a professional. It's just for fun.

So what if the performance is not good? This is called realism. Sometimes a character that is too perfect can actually make others feel stressed.

Although he is obviously not good at singing and dancing, he still resolutely chose to perform on stage in order to inspire the soldiers on the front line.

If you think about it carefully, isn’t it very inspiring?”

Uchiha Mai used the method of moral kidnapping.

Tsunade fell into thought.

Although he kept laughing and joking and pretending not to care about the fighting situation on the front line, it was simply because he was suffering from hemophobia and could not do anything, so he had to show off.

As the biological granddaughter of Senju Hashirama, how could she really ignore Konoha?

If performing on stage can really boost the morale of frontline soldiers, that's not impossible. After all, this is the only thing that can be done for Konoha at the moment.

Seeing that Tsunade's resistance had loosened somewhat, Mai Uchiha continued to persuade: "Moreover, that dance music can be performed by many people.

Everyone sings and dances together, or one person sings and everyone dances together.

Call Kushina-sama, I’m dragging some girls over from Uchiha Mai. If we all join together, we won’t be so ashamed, right?”

If we die together and everyone is embarrassed together, it means I am not ashamed.

Tsunade struggled internally for a long time, and finally agreed. She reluctantly said: "Okay.

But you must ensure that there will be at least two people performing with me, and don't let me embarrass myself alone.

And I want to take a look at the songs you write first. If the quality is too poor and not worthy of my status, I will definitely not perform on the stage."

Tsunade is very good at calculating.

If the quality of the work and the performance were just a matter of lifting the crotch, it wouldn't be too embarrassing.

"no problem."

Uchiha Mai waved her hand and said boldly: "Get a pen and paper, I want to improvise a dance song."

After Tsunade got the paper and pen, Uchiha Mai assumed the posture of an uncle again, and her eyes signaled to Tsunade: Little girl, hurry up and lay the paper for me, uncle.

Tsunade clenched her small fists and resisted the urge to punch Uchiha Mai. She had to respect literary and artistic workers.

While Tsunade was studying ink, Uchiha Mai was also considering the score of that song in her mind.

As for the song, Mai Uchiha already had a goal in mind. It was a Japanese song that had become popular all over the Internet. Mai Uchiha remembered all the lyrics and dance moves.

The only thing that needs to be done now is to compose the music according to memory.

Frankly speaking, Uchiha Mai was really looking forward to seeing Tsunade singing and dancing on the stage and performing that dance song.