Garbage skills achieve the strongest ninja world

Chapter 284 Pure Land of Bliss

Under Tsunade's unprofessional service, Uchiha danced around with a splash of ink and wrote the lyrics and music of the song in just over half an hour.

It's all Japanese songs, just copy them and it doesn't take much time.

The moment Uchiha Mai stopped writing, Tsunade grabbed the music sheet and began to read it carefully.

In fact, I can't see anything. Tsunade is not a literary and artistic person after all. If I bring Jiraiya and Kirabi over, maybe I can see something.

"Is this prelude too long?"

Tsunade pointed to the music score and said in confusion: "The melody of the intro alone has three or four lines, and there are no lyrics until after three or four lines.

Won’t the audience find it a little boring?”

"This is dance music."

Uchiha Mai explained: "The performers have to dance from the beginning, and the part of the melody without lyrics in front of it is regarded as the accompaniment of the dance.

If there are beautiful girls dancing that are eye-catching, the audience will naturally not feel bored."

"Are these lyrics a little too ambiguous?"

Tsunade was still a little resistant in her heart, and she pointed at the lyrics and found fault with them: "When the bright moon rises,

Light the red lantern.

The accompaniment signal sounded at the festival

The tempting night butterfly dances gracefully.

This is completely the sound of Mi Mi, are you sure that the will of the Konoha ninjas will not be corrupted by the zombies' fighting power when they hear such a song?"

"What's wrong with the lyrics?"

Uchiha Mai asked back: "Isn't this a very normal and cheerful song? The melody, lyrics and rhythm are all suitable for playing at some festivals.

This is a very honest song.”

That's right, the song that Mai Uchiha chose for Tsunade was "Pure Land".

I have a dream. Before Uchiha Mai traveled through time, I had two unrealistic fantasies: watching Dance King Madara Uchiha dance "New Treasure Island" and watching Ball King Tsunade dance "Pure Land".

This is a veritable otaku dance and otaku song. As soon as it was released in its previous life, it flooded all major barrage websites, attracting many ups to rush to cover and dance it.

Moreover, although the title "Pure Land of Utmost Bliss" is a little too serious and makes people imagine, the lyrics are actually surprisingly serious, and at most they are just a little sentimental.

Tsunade was obviously not convinced by Uchiha Mai's explanation.

Then he pointed to a lyric on the score and questioned: "Oh, really?

Then let’s look at this section again [Sing and sing, follow your heart

No need to worry about the messy hair and breathing

Dance and forget time

Let’s bloom wildly together tonight]

Messy hair, panting, and blooming carnival, what are you doing?"

Tsunade's expression and tone were very understanding.

"This is dancing."

Uchiha Mai's face turned red and her heart skipped a beat, explaining: "Look, isn't it written very clearly in the lyrics?

It’s because I was too carried away and immersed in dancing at the festival that I got messy hair and gasping for breath, which makes sense.”

"Ah."

Tsunade sneered, pointed to another place and asked: "[Even if it is a delicate blooming flower,

There will also be a day of withering

In this case, then on this night

Looking for a more passionate love

Let’s do something (happy) for a little while]

How can you explain this night of passionate love and joy? Could it be that this is also dancing."

"Yes, that's true." Uchiha Mai said without changing his expression.

The wonderful thing about the lyrics of the song "Pure Land" is that it is just a side ball, making you feel a little soft and sentimental, but it is not stated clearly.

Tsunade: I suspect you were driving, but I have no proof.

Seeing that Tsunade was backing down, Mai Uchiha could only continue to persuade: "Oh, don't hold on to some minor problems in the lyrics anymore.

Didn't I say before, this is a dance music. The performance part is important, but the really important thing is actually the dance."

"Even if it's dance music, it's impossible for me to sing such lyrics in front of people."

"There's no need to sing it in public, let's lip-sync, just like last time."

Mai Uchiha said without any psychological burden that she wanted to fool the audience: "Record the songs in advance, and just play the accompaniment during the festival, and you can lip-sync and dance at the same time."

As long as the rhythm is about the same and the lip-syncing is not too far off, there won't be any problem.

Cunwan, if you take it seriously, you will lose."

In order to prevent Tsunade from retreating, the Uchiha dance was done to the best of her ability. Who can refuse the ball king Tsunade to dance in the Pure Land wearing an oiran costume?

Mai Uchiha lobbied for a long time, and finally convinced Tsunade to ignore some minor problems in her performance.

However, Tsunade found a new problem: "Well, I'll let you ignore the problems with lyrics, music, and performance for now.

As for the dance, I remember that you were once called the Dance King of Konoha, so you must have designed a dance suitable for this song.

Let me state in advance that I am already an Obasan in my thirties, and there are only a few days left before the Spring Festival. If it is a dance that is too complicated, I will definitely not be able to learn it."

"Don't worry, it's not complicated at all."

Mai Uchiha was afraid that Tsunade wouldn't believe it, so she directly picked up her kimono and went into battle in person, demonstrating the dance moves of "Pure Land" to Tsunade.

The biggest feature of house dance is that the movements are simple and the learning cost is very low. You can learn it very well with a little effort.

The dance in "Pure Land" has a demonic nature, and it is very beautiful, but it is a very standard house dance, and there is no difficulty in learning it.

After dividing the flower hand, oiran step, and butterfly step into eight beats, just repeat them according to a certain rule. In other words, it is a more beautiful broadcast gymnastics.

Of course, the dance is as simple as it gets, and the person who designed this set of dance moves is pretty awesome.

As the saying goes: People who like to listen to Phoenix Legend may have low artistic talent; but those who wrote those songs must be very good.

After Uchiha danced twice, he stopped and explained: "The few moves I just demonstrated accounted for 70% of this dance.

As long as you can learn to write three sets of movements, and then add special movements at some connections, the dance will be considered complete.

How about it, it’s not difficult to learn, right?”

"Well, it's not difficult." Tsunade nodded.

Flower hands are not difficult for ninjas who are good at forming seals. As for the dance moves, they are actually just like that.

Most ninjas have strong physical flexibility and coordination, and can quickly master this dance unless they deliberately perform poorly.

As the saying goes, it’s not difficult to learn, but difficult to design.

After getting rid of all worries in her heart, Tsunade asked: "What are the moves you just demonstrated? They are very beautiful."

"Flower hands, butterfly steps, oiran steps."

Oiran step?

"Pooh."

Tsunade punched Uchiha on the head and said coquettishly: "I knew this was not a serious song.

But you have some sense of control and haven’t written the lyrics too explicitly, so you might as well give it a try.”

Performing at the Spring Festival Festival, Tsunade was visiting the Foot Washing City as a young brother - it was the first time, and it was a rather novel experience.

After successfully deceiving Tsunade, Uchiha Mai quickly got into gear and prepared for the Spring Festival Festival-related matters.

It’s all for Konoha, not that I want to see Tsunade’s turbulent dance scene...

The first step was to record the accompaniment. Due to the experience of recording "Unreachable Love" last time, players of various instruments were quickly found.

After running into each other a few times, the accompaniment was recorded. After all, it was just a performance at the Spring Festival Festival, and it was not going to hit the charts and compete for the Grammys, so there was no need to pay too much attention to some details.

The recording part of the song was more troublesome. Tsunade's voice was definitely not unpleasant, but after all, she had never learned any singing skills.

After recording all morning, the results were not satisfactory, so in the end I could only record them sentence by sentence, and then combine them into a tape.

After that, it was a matter of finding teammates for Tsunade.

In the previous life, the performers of "Pure Land" were a three-person band. There are successful cases, and Uchiha dance tends to be performed by three people together.

The C position is of course Tsunade, and as for the other two, Mai Uchiha chose her master Kushina.

Kushina's personality is inherently lively, and because she is a Jinchuuriki, she has been bored in the village and is curious about all new things.

Without wasting much time, Kushina was successfully captured.

As for the third person, Mai Uchiha’s original target was her old aunt Mikoto.

During this time period, the only beauties in Konoha who had appeared in the original plot were Kushina, Mikoto, and Tsunade. The others were either too young or non-plot characters.

However, the old aunt didn't want to show up in public, so she directly rejected Uchiha Mai's request.

The reason why the old aunt Mikoto refused was also very reasonable: she was already a mother and her children were already sensible, so she had to take into account the feelings of her family.

Uchiha Mai thought about it for a moment, and it was indeed a bit difficult to let Mikoto, an old aunt like Yamato Nadeshiko, dance in a house dance.

In the end, it was a pity that I had to recruit a young lady from the family who was about twenty years old to make up the number. She had a good appearance and figure, but she didn't appear in the original plot.

In this way, a band was formed: Tsunade served as the lead singer and main dancer, Kushina and the supporting dancers served as backup dancers, and Mai Uchiha was responsible for songwriting and post-production.

The name of the band is GARNiDELiA, which is the same group that played "Pure Land" in the previous life.

Tribute, it’s all a fucking tribute.

In order to participate in the village evening in as perfect a state as possible, after Uchiha Mai submitted the program, she non-stop urged Tsunade and the three of them to practice dancing and get in tune with each other.

It’s not that I haven’t seen the Uchiha Dance at the Village Night, it’s not that they are all rotten fish and shrimps, but there are indeed not many outstanding programs.

Even if it’s just for fun, even if it’s a bad show, even if it’s lip-syncing, we must try our best to be in the best possible condition and strive to be at least two or three levels higher than other shows.

One song shocked everyone with its skills, but in the end it only came in third place in the selection of the best program. The first place was given to his son's "I Defend the Frontier for Konoha" by Hiruzen Sarutobi.

Mai Uchiha will never allow this kind of thing to happen here.

I believe that Sarutobi Hiruzen will not engage in such outrageous shady things this time. After all, he was the one who begged Uchiha Mai to prepare the show.

It's so demoralizing to deceive people into gaining popularity and then give the secret of the grand prize to others.

On the eve of the festival, Uchiha Dancing Dog went to the tailor shop furtively, the same shop where he usually went to have his clothes custom-made.

A few minutes later, he walked out of the tailor shop with a large package on his back, rushed to Tsunade's house, and walked in without saying hello.

The first thing that catches the eye is a scene that makes people want to move.

In order to practice better, Uchiha Mai called a Earth Release ninja a few days ago and used Earth Release to transform the courtyard of Tsunade's house into a simple stage.

"Da da……"

This is the sound of clogs stepping on stone slabs.

Tsunade stood in the center, with Kushina and the supporting girl on both sides. The three of them were sweating profusely and practicing dancing in the courtyard to the magical music.

The clothes of the three of them were soaked with sweat and clung to their bodies, making their bodies more perfect. Among them, Tsunade, known as the "Konoha Cow", was the guilty one.

Every change of dance steps will cause a wave of waves in the chest.

Mai Uchiha firmly believed that even the best surfer in the world could not maintain inner peace in front of the stormy waves.

It's so big!

The sweat droplets on the looming collarbone are like diamonds, reflecting the charming brilliance under the winter sun.

The body that only mature women can have is releasing alluring and sinful pheromones all the time, and every move and every move is full of charm and charm.

"Gudu."

Uchiha Wu couldn't help but swallowed, feeling something boki, and subconsciously bent down to hide the embarrassment somewhere.

It's not that Mai Uchiha can't walk when she sees a beautiful woman because she lacks concentration. When the moment of necessity comes, Mai Uchiha will strike more decisively than anyone else, and she will kill the girl without hesitation.

This is just a purely physiological reaction.

Just like in "Legend of Sicily", when the hero met Monica Bellucci for the first time, some primitive impulses inevitably awakened.

At this moment, the golf ball is eager to hit the hole, the sailing ship is eager to return to port, the blood-drinking sword is eager to return to its scabbard, and the little boy is eager to have a vigorous love affair with Hiroshima...

"Let's take a rest first."

When Tsunade saw Uchiha Mai coming, she immediately stopped dancing and asked Kushina to rest for a while.

Taking a towel from the side and wiping the sweat on her body, Tsunade didn't notice anything unusual about Uchiha Mai and asked casually: "What's the matter?

Tomorrow is the Spring Festival Festival, and you have your own show to be busy with, so you won't come to my place just standing around."

"What are you talking about? What kind of friendship do we have? Do you need a special reason for me to come to your house?"

Uchiha Mai said with a smile, adjusted the trajectory of the ball, and calmed down the unknown inner fire.

Then he explained: "But Sister Tsunade, you are right, I do have something to see you today.

Tomorrow is the Spring Festival Festival. Since we are performing on stage, we definitely can't wear normal clothes.

I specially customized a set of performance clothes for the three of you according to the style of this song.

The tailor in the tailor shop made sparks out of his sewing machine, so he rushed out the clothes today. You guys have a try."