Garbage skills achieve the strongest ninja world

Tsunade walked with graceful steps and walked slowly to the little girl Terumi Mei. After looking at the latter for a few times, she discovered a somewhat unacceptable fact.

This girl, who looks to be 17 or 18 years old, is actually a few centimeters taller than herself, with a net height of about 1.68 meters without her shoes.

In a few more years of development, he will be able to grow to at least 1.7 meters, while Tsunade herself is only 1.63 meters tall.

The ninja world is different from Benzi. Men in Benzi generally like petite and cute women. The perfect height for a female in Benzi is between 1.50 and 1.60, and she is like a small bird.

This can be seen from a certain habit of Chinese celebrities and celebrities: lying about their height. Chinese female stars like to report their heights, but the opposite is true for celebrities.

For example, Mai Uchiha's wife in her previous life, Yui Aragaki, had a real height between 173-175, but the official height was only reported as 168.

People from the ninja world have more cells in their bodies than people on earth, develop faster, have a higher average height, and their aesthetics are slightly different from the book, similar to China.

The perfect height for women in the ninja world is between 160-170cm, which can form the most beautiful height difference with most men in the ninja world.

In this regard, Tsunade's height of 163cm is considered perfect.

The problem lies with Mai Uchiha. At the age of fourteen, his height has reached about 168cm. Even taking into account the reason of early growth, it is impossible for his height to be lower than 185cm as an adult.

This is a difference of 23 centimeters, which is not a good match.

While Tsunade was looking at Terumi Mei, the latter was also looking at the former carefully and comparing the former's various proud features with her own.

After two or three glances, I discovered the fact that I was lagging behind in certain aspects.

First of all, the mountains on his chest are obviously not as good as Tsunade's. In the entire ninja world, there are really not many people who can compare with Tsunade's level of turbulence.

Tsunade is not only big, but also beautiful in shape.

Due to gravity, a big Lai Lai, which is all fat, will inevitably sag without underwear, affecting the appearance.

Those that don’t sag must be fake breasts or stone breasts.

This point can be compared to the famous android Mr. Fukada. The shape of the stone breast does not change when it lies down or when it stands.

Tsunade broke this law and kicked Newton back into the coffin.

Not only is it big, but it is also rounded, has no special underwear pockets and does not sag, and its static beauty is comparable to that of artificial human stone breasts.

And because they are real breasts, the mountains will sway when walking and moving, and there is no shortcoming of stone breasts that make the movement and beauty of the breasts stretch your hips.

In addition to her breasts, Tsunade's waist is also thin enough, and her butt is big enough. The overall lines of her body are S-shaped, and her forward and backward curves are very visually impactful.

She has a slender figure but not too slender, giving people a round and round look. When she is serious, she has the aura of a strong woman, which makes her height 10 centimeters taller.

It's close to perfect, with almost no flaws found in appearance.

Feeling quite frustrated in her heart, Terumi Mei subconsciously puffed up her chest, thinking that sooner or later I would be able to develop to this level!

Generally speaking, Tsunade is afraid of Terumi Mei's potential, while Terumi Mei is afraid of Tsunade's current strength, which has been perfectly realized.

The atmosphere in the office became more and more intense. Mito Kaden, Koharu, Mai Uchiha, and Kakashi even faintly smelled the smell of gunpowder smoke.

"Strange, why do I suddenly feel a little uncomfortable?

Come on, Kakashi, help me see if my shoulder has any hidden injuries from previous battles."

"Okay, okay."

Mai Uchiha, who had anticipated this situation early on, wisely chose to stay away from the incident, and Kakashi, who noticed that the situation was gradually getting out of control, also made a wise choice.

Tsunade ignored the two running away, took the initiative to hold Terumi Mei's little hand, and said with a smile: "How old is my sister this year, what is her name, and what position does she hold in Kirigakure Village now?"

It's so shameless, how old are you, and you still call me sister!

Terumi Mei let Tsunade hold her hand, and said with a smile that was neither humble nor arrogant: "My junior name is Terumi Mei. I am sixteen years old this year and I am a Kirigakure Murjonin.

He currently serves as the Assistant Assistant to the Mizukage of the Kirigakure Village Government Affairs Department, as well as the deputy director and assistant director of [Konoha Headquarters in Kiri].

Strictly speaking, I am also a Konoha ninja."

[Mirror Headquarters] This highest authority that parachuted into Kirigakure Village is indeed a part of Konoha.

Only sixteen years old!

Tsunade's assessment of Mi Mei's danger level increased again. She had such size and figure at the age of sixteen. She was a natural vixen. When she was sixteen, she was still a washboard.

Terumi Mei, who was obviously more than a step behind Tsunade in terms of temperament, chose to take the initiative after taking a move from Tsunade, smiling like a flower: "You must be Tsunade-senpai.

When I was very young and had not yet entered Kirigakure Village Ninja School, Kirigakure Village was singing your name.

You are a beautiful person with a kind heart and strong strength. You are my idol. By the way, I was about four or five years old at the time. How old are you this year?"

You shameless old woman, you insist on eating young grass, right? No matter how old you are, Maisama and I are a match made in heaven.

Tsunade held Mei Terumi's hand and trembled slightly. She narrowed her eyes slightly and realized that this was a powerful enemy with a high level of strength.

But the old world is still the old world. Tsunade regained her composure in an instant and said calmly: "Well, who can remember that kind of thing?

I really envy sister Mei Mei, she can remember her own age clearly.

Ever since I learned Grandma Uzumaki Mito's Yin Sealing Technique to make my appearance permanent, I have forgotten the concept of age."

Little vixen, don’t look at your youth and beauty now. Let’s look at you in twenty years. I’m afraid you’ll be old and sallow, but I’ll still be the same as you are now.

Terumi Mei's expression changed slightly and a trace of cold sweat broke out on her forehead. Damn it, because she was so shocked to see Tsunade, she actually forgot that she also had the secret technique of Yin sealing, and took the initiative to find trouble with Tsunade about her age.

Sensing that there was a trace of panic in Terumi Mei's heart, Tsunade took advantage of the victory and took the initiative to ask: "By the way, sister Mei Mei, you serve as Mai's assistant in Kirigakure Village, so what specific work are you responsible for?"

Um?

Terumi Mei was slightly startled, being able to get along with Maisama day and night is where I have the upper hand.

What's wrong with Tsunade, this shameless old lady, to actually take the initiative to find a topic to humiliate herself in this regard? Could it be that she also has intermittent cerebral palsy like me?

No matter what, if the enemy takes the initiative to hit the muzzle of his gun, there is no reason not to fire.

Terumi Mei still acted like a junior and said eloquently: "Juniors are responsible for many things. At work, Maisama will often give an order or issue a decree in a certain general direction.

I am responsible for working with the Kirigakure Government Affairs Department to improve the decree based on the actual situation of Kirigakure Village, and to check and fill in the gaps for Maisama.

In addition, I am also responsible for taking care of Maisama's food, clothing, housing, transportation, and daily life, and I can also be regarded as his daily life assistant.

At the beginning, juniors often failed in their duties because they were not familiar with the habits and preferences of dance sama. Later, they gradually got better and became more qualified.

Of course, it’s just a passing grade. There is still a lot for juniors to learn when it comes to taking care of Maisama.”

Terumi Ming jabbers a lot, you stinky old ladies, you brought this upon yourself, you can’t blame me.

Tsunade listened patiently to what Terumi Mei said, nodding frequently during the process, and finally said with concern: "That's really troublesome for Mei Mei.

I watched this kid Wu grow up, and I know everything you said. Although this kid is very mature at work, he is very stubborn in life. He must get what he likes.

He is also very self-centered, and generally does not consider other people's feelings, but must be accommodated by others.

For example, when he was very young, he pulled me and said, Sister Tsunade, you are so beautiful. When I grow up, I must marry you as my bride.

No matter how much I told him about the age difference between the two of us, this kid just wouldn't listen and kept insisting. Finally, in order to make this kid happy, I agreed and he was willing to give up.

Alas, as a child, he is like my biological brother. What else can I do besides accommodating him?

But it was not in vain that I had hurt him for so many years. Knowing that Konoha was in crisis, I deliberately conquered a master like Kakuzu and asked him to support the Sunagakure front.

After sorting out the affairs of Kirigakure Village, he personally came to Konoha to support him, because it is obviously in his interests to stay in Kirigakure."

Little coquettish fox, what if you and Wu get along day and night, but I heard that Wu is a young man because he lost his mother when he was young.

Knowing that I didn't want to continue to be the acting Hokage, in order to help me out of the sea of ​​misery, I rushed over from Kirigakure Village.

I am this boy’s ideal type!

puff!

puff!

puff!

Terumi Mei felt like she had been stabbed several times in her heart. This was the legendary Tsunade. She was unexpectedly strong.

He obviously seems to have no brains, is not as sexy as me, and is not as bitchy as me. How come his boxing skills are so superb?

Terumi Mei still underestimated Tsunade. The latter was a ninja who had been famous for many years, with strength and skills, even though she had stretched her hips for many years.

But that's just because I haven't encountered anything that I care about. If I really take it seriously, I can suppress Mito Menyan in minutes and sleep with a sleeping dragon and phoenix like Koharu.

Now that she saw her own pig being raped by other cabbages, Tsunade, who was eager to protect the pig, used all her skills.

Can you block this punch with thirty years of skill!?

Terumi Mei obviously can't stop her, she's still in a bad state.

However, one of Terumi Mei's rules of conduct is to always fight after defeat. The little girl quickly cheered up and pulled Tsunade to find new topics to talk about and take the initiative.

"By the way, Tsunade-senpai, I heard..."

It highlights a youthful and energetic person.

In the corner, Mai Uchiha, who was constantly observing the conversation between the two through lip reading, was amazed. She really didn't expect that these two women were of such high rank.

What about taking care of Maisama’s daily life, food, clothing, housing and transportation? I wasn’t used to it at first but then over time I became qualified. Why don’t I remember this?

In order to cultivate her inner self, Mai Uchiha deliberately hid her preferences in many aspects.

For example, I like ketchup but not mayonnaise, but I eat a portion of noodles with mayonnaise every week, a plate of noodles mixed with two bottles of mayonnaise.

I like cats and dogs but don't like bugs, but I kept a few beetles as pets during a certain period of time, and I never left them without them day and night.

According to what Mei Ming said, it was completely false.

As for Tsunade, there is also a lot of fake news.

The best way not to be rejected is to reject others first, don't do anything you're not sure about, and only attack when you have at least a certain chance of winning. This is Mai Uchiha's code of conduct.

What she said when she was very young, "Tsunade-sister, I will definitely marry you when I grow up" was all made up by Tsunade.

Although Uchiha Mai wanted to drive a big car, she never mentioned such a thing in front of Tsunade. She had always acted without saying anything to influence the latter subtly, playing the role of an old Yinbi who silently gained favor with Tsunade.

Why am I so ignorant when it comes to your mouth, and how can I say it so gracefully?

The two supremes fought to the edge of the ninja world, and the avenue was completely destroyed.

"I really admire you, Minister, for how dare you bring Mei Terumi to Konoha." Kakashi gloated at the sidelines.

You should be merciful at all times!

Uchiha Mai also realized her mistake at this moment.

Before setting off, Terumi Mei hugged her thighs and asked to come to Konoha with her. She also promised with her life that she would never cause trouble and would choose to be patient no matter what problems she encountered.

Mai Uchiha, who was pestered endlessly, simply agreed, considering Tsuna's low level.

He obviously underestimated the rank of the two women and their potential to protect their territory.

"Don't be too happy too early, kid."

Uchiha Maijun glanced at Kakashi, sneered and said: "Laugh if you want to, if you cry sometimes.

You seem to be a year or half a year older than me? In a year or two, you will also get married.

Sakumo-senpai is very worried about your marriage problem. Not long ago, he took time out of his busy schedule to write me a letter, asking me if there are any good girls in Kirigakure Village and the Uchiha clan, and let me introduce them to you.

When the war is over, there will be at least a hundred blind dates waiting for you, and you don’t want your father to worry about your marriage all the time, right?"

Kakashi's face turned pale, Uchiha Mai, you are too baby!

Hatake Sakumo, who has been retired for a while, is more like an old father.

The ninja world is the same as in ancient China. Due to constant wars, major ninja villages and the country promote early marriage and early childbearing in order to maintain population balance.

It is normal to fall in love at the age of seven or eight, get married at the age of fourteen or fifteen, and have children at the age of sixteen. Because people in the ninja world are much stronger than people on earth, there will be no problems.

Kakashi has been keeping away from strangers since he was a child, and he has also been indifferent to Nohara Lin, who has been pursuing him for many years. He obviously doesn't like Nohara Lin.

It would be fine if it was just Nohara Rin, but Kakashi treats every girl in the village like this, as if there is no girl in Konoha who can catch his eye.

This made Hatake Sakumo very worried, and his head turned gray with worry.

If Kakashi continues like this, won't our Hatake family be about to lose its heir, and won't I be able to have a grandson?

Since you don't like girls from Konoha, let's take a longer view and choose from other shinobi villages.

Hatake Sakumo didn't have a good sense of politics and didn't think there was anything wrong with Mai Uchiha being the head of the [Dance Headquarters] or what impact it would have on the Hokage lineage.

In his opinion, Uchiha Mai was still one of his own and trustworthy. Naturally, he turned to Uchiha Mai.