Garbage skills achieve the strongest ninja world

With Terumi Mei's support, Uchiha Mai sat on another sofa and straightened her appearance.

After a while, Tsunade came back, took a shower, changed into a new set of clothes, and called a medical ninja from Konoha Hospital.

Because of what I just did, there is a bit of charm between the eyebrows. It can be said that the water is like the waves in the eyes, and the mountains are like the peaks of the eyebrows...

Terumi Mei kept muttering in her mind, what's the air? It's just that she has a better figure than me. When she went back to get a medicine box, she even put on new clothes.

So stinky.

"Who, help the red-haired kid sitting over there to heal his injury?"

Tsunade sat far away, directing the medical ninja who had just been pulled over. She had just experienced an embarrassing incident, and for a while, Tsunade did not dare to approach Uchiha Mai easily again.

"yes."

The medical ninja took the order, carried the medicine box and walked to Uchiha Mai. After a moment of inspection, he felt quite embarrassed.

"Tsunade-sama, I'm afraid I can't heal Uchiha Mai-sama's injuries."

"Why can't it be cured?"

Tsunade was greatly surprised and panicked.

Although the force he used just now was very strong, and he directly strangled Mai Uchiha's arm into a comminuted fracture, but strictly speaking it was just a traumatic injury.

For this injury, not just any ninja, any medical ninja at Konoha Hospital can treat it, and it only takes a few minutes.

Is it because Mai Uchiha has a special constitution, or does he have some hidden disease?

Tsunade, who was quite concerned about Uchiha Mai's injury, quickly walked forward, pulled off the latter's shirt without any explanation, and grabbed her arm for a closer inspection.

On the clean and refined arms, there is nothing different except for the seals drawn when practicing super beast pseudo-painting and the little blood stains left when the bone spurs pierced the flesh and skin just now.

Tsunade grabbed her arm and turned it over to look at it, and finally realized that it was indeed a problem with Mai Uchiha's physique.

Uchiha Mai has Sun Armor in her body, which can not only weaken the damage, but also actively restore her own injuries by burning her life force.

Uchiha Mai had already corrected her bones just now. With the sun armor fully activated, she could easily reconnect broken bones.

"What kind of resilience is this? No wonder you were able to pacify a ninja village by yourself.

I'm afraid that my grandfather back then was not as strong as you in terms of resilience."

Tsunade stared at Uchiha Mai with a horrified look on her face and clicked her tongue in surprise.

The red-haired brat has extremely strong recovery power and is extremely good at group battles and attrition battles. Tsunade has known this for a long time, but has never had a clear idea of ​​it.

Now I have seen it.

Uchiha Mai also stared at Tsunade in surprise.

Noticing Uchiha Mai's blazing eyes, Tsunade felt a burning fire in her heart, and she felt that her whole person had been seen through.

He couldn't help but scolded: "You brat, what are you looking at?"

Hooligans!

Uchiha Mai pointed to the blood on her arm and asked, "What is this?"

"This is blood...

Blood? Blood...blood...blood..."

Tsunade replied nonchalantly, as a Sannin of Konoha and the number one medical ninja in the ninja world, how could I not even recognize blood?

wrong!

Tsunade came back to her senses in an instant, her eyebrows furrowed, her eyes changed in shock, and she kept mumbling in her mouth. She felt a little sore and weak all over, and a feeling of wanting to vomit arose in her throat.

Hemophobia, what is supposed to come has come.

However, the condition after this hemophobia attack was much worse than before. Symptoms such as dizziness, fatigue, and lack of concentration did not appear.

After realizing this, Tsunade immediately concentrated on staring at the blood on Mai Uchiha's arm, concentrating her chakra to fight against the fear in her heart.

What's happening here?

Terumi Mei, the recruitment of Koharu and the others were about to ask, but Uchiha Mai waved her hand to stop her. Now is the critical moment for Tsunade to treat her hemophobia, so how can you disturb her.

Staring at Tsunade who was undergoing "desensitization treatment", Uchiha Mai was thoughtful and felt that things are really unpredictable.

Unexpectedly, Tsunade's hemophobia, which has been with her for more than ten years, would unexpectedly be cured today.

Hemophobia is a psychological disease. As the saying goes, heart disease requires medicine. There are three ways to treat this disease: psychological therapy, behavioral therapy, and drug therapy.

The latter two methods are to suppress the patient's nervous system, which is more harmful to the body and difficult to eradicate.

Under normal circumstances, psychological treatment is adopted. Under the guidance of professional psychologists, the patient is allowed to repeat from weak to strong, gradually exposed to blood, and desensitized step by step.

Why didn't Tsunade react when she saw blood just now?

Mai Uchiha guessed that at that time, Tsunade's brain was filled with an atmosphere of embarrassment, shyness, concern, and charm, and she didn't notice the blood at all.

It hit the nerves in the brain by surprise.

By the time he reacted, reason and firm will had already taken the high ground, defeating "fear" steadily.

After a long time, Tsunade's breathing became more and more rapid, and her dizziness became more and more intense. Then she looked away, sat on the sofa nearby, panted violently, and picked up the water cup to replenish water.

"How?" Mai Uchiha asked.

"Or not."

Tsunade held the water glass, frowning, and said in frustration: "Although I was caught off guard by fear at first.

But after that, the fear became more intense and my body became more and more uncomfortable.”

"But your symptoms just now are not a little better than before." Uchiha Mai said.

Probably a few years ago, Tsunade collapsed immediately after seeing blood, losing all her fighting power.

"It is indeed better. In a short period of time, it can still exert 30% to 70% of its strength. If it takes longer, it will be no different from before."

"After all, there is hope for recovery."

Uchiha Mai stretched out her hands to hold Tsunade's hand, fisted her hand sincerely, and said with concern: "I guess it was what happened just now that diverted your attention.

Sister Tsunade, as the saying goes, a heart disease requires a heart medicine. From today on, I will be your psychiatrist and provide you with desensitization treatment.

You don't need to shirk it, and don't think it will trouble me. What's the relationship between us?

Half-siblings, your business is my business, your illness is my illness, and your body is my body."

Pooh!

Tsunade, who saw that Mai Uchiha was harboring evil intentions, wished she could spit in his face, call him a psychiatrist, and kiss his brother and sister.

How can any brother and sister do that kind of thing? Do you think I don’t know what you little pervert wants to do?

but……

Tsunade had to admit that what Mai Uchiha said made sense. Psychotherapy and desensitization treatment were indeed the best ways to treat mental illnesses such as hemophobia.

Tsunade has tried this treatment in the past, but it all ended in failure.

If this accident can be regarded as psychological treatment, then this treatment can be said to be unprecedentedly effective and successful.

So far, this is the "cure" Tsunade knows that is most likely to cure her hemophobia.

"This is all for Konoha."

Tsunade Xia Fei nodded with difficulty, acquiescing to this matter.

After talking to this point, Terumi Mei and others also realized that Tsunade must be suffering from some kind of mental illness that affects her combat effectiveness.

Just now, Uchiha Mai didn't know what to do, and accidentally performed an effective psychological treatment on Tsunade.

Everyone suddenly realized that no wonder Tsunade left Konoha after the Second Ninja War, and no wonder Sarutobi Hiruzen would rather go to the front line than send Tsunade out.

No wonder Tsunade has been depressed since she returned to Konoha, and Hiruzen Sarutobi didn't say a word to her... It turns out that Tsunade has been suffering from this kind of mental illness since more than ten years ago.

Everyone who was enlightened looked at each other and realized something.

wrong……

The news of Tsunade's illness was undoubtedly top secret. It was so secret that Hiruzen Sarutobi didn't even tell several Hokage assistants and advisors.

Mai Uchiha has always been ruthless. Now that the news is known to several of her, will they be killed and silenced?

"Mai-sama~"

Terumi Mei, who had a strong desire to survive, quickly rushed forward, hugged Mai Uchiha, and rubbed her~

She is your sister, and I am also your little sister. No matter how bad she is, she can still be regarded as a concubine or a maid. You will not kill me just because I find out about this, right?

Of course not.

Mito Kaden, Koharu, and the medical ninja looked at each other in confusion. They looked at Mei Terumi, who was doing her best to lick a dog, and felt troubled in their hearts.

The three of us can't just imitate Terumi Mei.

Even if we can lose face, it doesn't matter whether Uchiha Mai will accept it or not.

"Acting Hokage, I am the student of the Second Hokage, and I am Konoha's Hokage advisor..."

I have done great service for Konoha, I have shed blood for Konoha, you can't do this to me! I want to see the Hokage, I want to see the Hokage!

"Don't worry, it's okay."

Tsunade saw the worries of several people, waved her hands and said: "Not many people know about this, including Uchiha Mai, Orochimaru, Jiraiya, the old man, and you.

I remember everyone.

Just forget about this from now on, and don't worry that I will kill you.

Even if it spreads in the future, because there are only so many people who know the news, they can easily trace the source and find out who leaked the news."

Don't be big-mouthed, don't take chances, and don't be clever. If someone does tell someone out of nowhere, I will definitely be able to find out who you are.

"Yes Yes Yes……"

A few people with Mito Menitis had cold sweat on their foreheads and kept saying yes.

Uchiha Mai narrowed her eyes and said softly: "If there are too many people who know about it, it will be a hidden danger after all.

There are masters in the virtual department who are good at torture, illusions, and mental attacks. I have a way to erase their memories of today without causing too much impact on their bodies and brains.

Two Hokage advisors, you are all for Konoha, I think you will be willing to work together, right?"

There are indeed such ninjas in the Hollow.

When the time came, she would pretend to have forgotten about Terumi Mei's fashion.

When two old men are concocted, one "accidental" moment can cut off the brain nerves of the two old men and turn them into fools who only know how to do things.

As for the precise mental ninjutsu related to the brain nerves, there will always be mistakes if you use it too much.

I was very sad about the misfortune of the two Hokage advisors, and I also gave the torture ninja a three-minute verbal education.

And he was given the cruelest punishment: promotion and salary increase, and introducing a girl from the Minazuki clan as his girlfriend, eroding his flexibility with abundant material and a happy life.

So Naruto, let's just forget about this.

"No problem."

Tsunade gave Uchiha Mai a warning look and emphasized: "I said, no need. So what if it spreads?

The flames of war are sweeping across the entire ninja world, and Konoha even needs you to call in foreign aid to be able to withstand the attacks of the three major ninja villages.

Even so, I did not go to the battlefield. The Kages of several great ninja villages were very shrewd, and I was afraid that they had already guessed that there was something wrong with my physical condition.

Even if you can't guess, you can still determine the fact that I can't go to the battlefield.

Furthermore, aren’t you going to be my psychiatrist?

As long as your treatment is effective enough and can make me recover, then spreading it out will be a good thing. An outdated piece of information can mislead our enemies to a great extent."

"Acting Hokage-sama is right."

"That makes sense!"

"Use outdated intelligence to mislead the enemy, and make the truth appear false. Acting Hokage-sama is wise and wise!"

For the safety of their lives, Mito Kado and the other three people flattered them so much that they didn't even want to show off.

Just kidding, face is worth a few dollars, how can life be important?

We have no dealings with Uchiha Mai to begin with, but if we enter his virtual part and are manipulated by him, how can we still come out alive?

After flattering Tsunade, Mito Kaden and the other three turned around and started flattering Uchiha Mai.

"Bubu Mai, I leave Acting Hokage's body to you. For the sake of Konoha, please be sure to heal Acting Hokage."

"Boss Mai Uchiha is indeed a genius that has never been born before in the ninja world, the most talented and talented ninja in the past century.

Not only is he unparalleled in combat power, he is good at singing and dancing and has many talents, but he also has unknown psychological medical skills, which makes him a model for Konoha ninjas."

Barabara.

Uchiha Mai curled her lips, realizing that Tsunade wanted to protect the two old men, and she had no chance to kill them legitimately.

He waved his hand and said obligingly: "I have known Sister Tsunade for many years, and we are brothers and sisters who never doubt each other.

You don't need to say more, I will use all my skills and the methods I learned from various secret books and unique classics to provide her with psychological treatment wholeheartedly.

Regardless of this friendship, as a Konoha ninja, it is my unshirkable responsibility to treat my colleagues and seniors.

This is all for Konoha."

Uchiha Mai repeated Tsunade's words and glanced at Tsunade teasingly.

Hey hey hey~

"Yes, yes, yes."

"The Uchiha Maidou is very upright and upright."

Mito Menyan and others nodded in agreement.

Noticing Uchiha Mai's eyes that seemed to see through everything, Tsunade's cheeks suddenly fluttered, and she cursed obscenely in her heart, like a little pervert, a little red guy, a little hooligan.

Angry and embarrassed, Tsunade pushed Mai Uchiha away again and said seriously: "Did you say before that the ninja world has not yet decided what to call home?

If you want to help me with psychological treatment, you have to wait until the Ninja World War is over. How can my personal safety override the safety of Konoha?"