Garbage Skills Become the Strongest In the Ninja World

"So, where can I buy it?" Uchiha Mai asked.

I said that it is impossible for someone to bring their own BGM. Look, sucker...tape recorder.

"You've found the right person."

Jiraiya clapped both hands, took out a storage scroll, and introduced enthusiastically: "Some time ago, I went to the Snow Country to do a mission and collect folks.

The first time I saw this tape recorder, I found its commercial value. The first batch of goods from the workshop totaled 50 units, all of which were packaged by me.

The cost of a tape recorder is 20,000 yen, including the storage fee, transportation fee, and the public share fee for defective products. If you buy one, I will sell it to you for 60,000 yen, and if you buy two, it will only cost you 100,000 with a discount. "

Zilai also opened the storage scroll and poured out a bunch of tape recorders, all of which were in various colors.

"Then give me two pink ones." Uchiha Mai took out a stack of banknotes and handed them to Jiraiya.

This kind of high-tech product, as the King of Konoha Dance and an artist who is at the forefront of Konoha's fashion trend, if you haven't used it, you will be ridiculed if you say it.

"Okay, I'll show you how to use it..."

After Jiraiya Barabara piled up, he suddenly reacted, no, am I being led astray by this kid.

Recorder, that's not the point.

"Cough cough..."

Zilai also put away the scroll, clenched his left hand to cover his mouth, coughed twice and said solemnly: "I strayed before I knew it.

Let's get down to business, boy, your super beast pseudo-art is pretty funny. "

You can insult my appearance, but you can't insult my artistic attainments. Because I really have good looks, but artistic talent is the opposite.

"You are what Hokage-sama said, the new teacher who taught me to practice?"

Uchiha Mai narrowed her eyes slightly, and it is impossible for Jirai to deal with a Uchiha child for no reason.

In the original plot, when he wanted to point Naruto, he also appeared as a prey.

"wrong!"

Jiraiya waved his hand and said, "I am not only the teacher entrusted by Hokage and Minato to teach you.

I'm still the captain of this Chunin exam. In three months, I will replace Hokage and lead you to the Land of Winds to take the Chunin Exam.

Your super beast pseudo-painting is so lame, it makes me, the commander-in-chief, very sad.

How can I win the Chunin Exam with such a bug? "

Captain?

Emmmm, it doesn't seem to say that when a few ninja villages hold joint examinations, the shadow of a village must be present.

Besides, Jiraiya, as a shadow-level powerhouse, one of the three ninjas, and a popular candidate to be a talker under Konoha, is indeed qualified to represent Hokage in the examination.

"That's because I haven't gotten serious yet."

Uchiha Mai sneered, pointed her thumb to herself, raised her head and said, "With my talent, if I am real, I will be able to master the super beast pseudo-painting in one day."

"Anyone can talk big."

Jiraiya crossed his arms and shook his head in disbelief: "I only saw that you tried your best, but you couldn't make the chicken you drew fly.

If you already knew what the problem was, why bother asking for it? "

"That's the phoenix, the phoenix." Uchiha Mai argued.

"It's chicken!"

"Phoenix!"

"chicken!"

"Well, that's a phoenix that looks like a chicken, but is a phoenix inside and out, just like me."

Uchiha Mai doesn't want to argue with Jiraiya more on this issue.

"you?"

Zilai didn't understand, and asked, "What's the similarity between you and the chicken with a phoenix inside?"

"As you can see, my outer gender is male, but my self-identified gender is female."

Uchiha Mai pointed his hands to his chest and talked eloquently: "At the same time, I like to wear men's clothes as well as women, because I am still a homosexual with transvestites."

Is this a messy buff?

It took a long time for Zilai to figure out the relationship, and his eyes lit up with a pat on his thigh: "Miao, why can't I think of such an explanation."

The next time I go to the bathhouse to collect material and get caught, I will use this rhetoric, perfect.

"This is still inexplicable. You can't learn the problem of super animal pseudo-painting." After Jilai also wrote down the set of rhetoric, he returned to the topic.

"Super beast pseudo-painting, the focus of Yin Escape's cultivation lies in belief."

Uchiha Mai raised a finger and said, "The firmer the belief, the more realistic and intense the animal will be after the spirit is materialized.

There are many ways to strengthen your beliefs, such as painting yourself instead of using ready-made paintings, and using more realistic and better paintings instead of graffiti.

All of the above can strengthen the belief in the practitioner's subconscious.

The reason why my phoenix can't fly is because the painting style is so scribbled that even if I hypnotize myself with a scribble eye, I can't convince me that it can fly.

At the same time, the already scribbled and abstract style of painting also reduces the possibility of the phoenix flying.

After all, you can't draw a tiger to fly into the sky, or a footless snake to walk on four legs. "

"Woo~"

Zilai also touched his chin. This kid has a clear understanding of his paintings, so he asked, "Then how do you solve this problem?"

"These eyes can solve all problems."

Uchiha Mai pointed to the blood-red single gouyu in his eyes and said: "Sharing eye can copy other people's movements, if I have enough talent or enough effort, I can imitate and learn that movement.

I just need to find someone who is proficient in drawing, let him draw the animals I want to draw, and then use a shackle to record the process of his drawing.

When I use the super animal pseudo-painting, I can reproduce the movements of that person and draw the animals I need to draw. "

Um?

Jirai is even more surprised, this kid doesn't know the quick way, why is he still making trouble for himself.

Without waiting for Zilai to ask questions, Uchiha Mai took the initiative to answer: "The reason why I don't use this method is because I want to improve the super beast pseudo-painting.

If you want to perfect the intensity of super beast pseudo-paintings, you must have strong beliefs. Painting by yourself and using current paintings are all ways to strengthen your beliefs.

Also because of this limitation, it is difficult for the super beast pseudo-painting to exert its perfect power in the ever-changing actual combat.

I want to use this art with paintings prepared in advance and drawn by others, so that it can be used instantly in actual combat.

On this premise, if I want to achieve the ultimate strength, I need to have a stronger belief and be stronger than the limit.

So, I will take this kind of painting lessons. "

Uchiha Mai was so chaotic that he almost believed him.

I can admit that it is because of the burden of idols. If you want to test your painting talent, you don't need to write round eyes. It must not be possible.

Shocked, Zilai was completely shocked!

The old man and Minato entrusted themselves to teach this child, and now it seems that this kid still needs to teach himself.

When you thought that he couldn't superimpose fake paintings because of simple dishes, he had already thought further.

This kid is a real genius.

Certainly will not use super animal pseudo-painting.