Garbage Skills Become the Strongest In the Ninja World

"Humph (twice)!"

Jiraiya also folded his arms and pretended to be disdainful, and said with contempt: "Uchiha's genius is nothing but this, far less good than me back then, so I can only think of this step.

Using paintings prepared by others in advance cannot be said to be instantly used in battle. In order to cope with various situations, it is necessary to prepare various paintings.

It is easy to get messed up when there are too many paintings prepared. At the critical moment, what you take out is not the painting you want, isn't it bad?

If it was me, I would divide the paintings into several categories, and store them in various positions on the body, so that I can find what I want to use at the critical moment. "

Hard-mouthed, hard-mouthed.

In any case, Jirai didn't want to lose to an eight- or nine-year-old kid, otherwise how would he lead the team in the future?

"Jiraiya, one of the legendary Three Ninjas, is nothing but a false name."

Uchiha Mai shook her finger lightly and said with a smile: "Since you have already thought of this step, why don't you continue to check for leaks?

If it were me, I would also use waterproof and abrasion-resistant paper to ensure that the drawings would not change after being soaked in water. "

Bar, just hard bar.

In any case, the imposing manner cannot be grasped by Jiraiya.

Um? !

Jirai was also slightly surprised, the young man is very good at sparring, he turned his head and said, "If that's the case, then it's better to make a pair of soft armor directly with pictures.

When A is dead and a dead person is dead, there is no need to consider the problem of water immersion and damage. "

"Since it's like this, it's not as good as this..."

"However, it's me..."

"I've thought of your idea for a long time, let me check and fill in the gaps for you..."

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For their own sake, the two chatted for a while, throwing out any reliable and unreliable ideas, and chatted for two hours.

Two hours later, both of them could not help but secretly admire each other, and a feeling of sympathy emerged spontaneously.

After all, Mai Uchiha has come across the earth. She has seen all kinds of messy anime, fangirls, and movies. Her thinking is more divergent, and she often has some wild ideas.

As a writer, Jiraiya is a ninja who is proficient in a variety of chakra properties and forms.

The other party was actually able to keep up with my train of thought!

When the two brain holes collided, it was like a comet hitting the earth, and Boya met Zhong Ziqi.

A piece of heartbroken, high mountains and flowing water meet bosom friend!

In the end, Uchiha Mai, who had more divergent thinking and bigger brain holes, ended this brain hole collision.

"Since it's like this, then it's not like this.

Simply anticipate the various dilemmas you may encounter in advance, and find a beast that can effectively solve the dilemma.

Then, using pigments that have a special reaction with blood, they are sealed around the body using the technique of sealing, like a tattoo.

In this way, the problem that the paper may be soaked in water and wear is solved, and there is no problem that the soft armor will affect the flexibility.

Because it is a painting sealed on the body, it can invisibly increase the connection between the painting and the practitioner, and strengthen the belief of the practitioner.

At the same time, because the paint used is relatively special, it will only appear when the emotions are agitated and the blood is strained. Maybe the final technique used will also have a certain stealth effect.

In the end, because the pigments are sealed using the seal technique, one day you get tired of seeing the patterns, and you can remove the seal technique to remove the tattoo. "

Shocked, Zilai was completely shocked!

What kind of genius idea is this, except for the point of comparing waste painters, I can't find a point to refute it.

Perfect!

"You are a real genius."

Jiraiya also showed a thumb and made a gesture of "next time", expressing his sincere admiration.

Then he asked, "But...

How can you find an excellent painter who can perfectly integrate hundreds of designs into one picture and draw it on you?

Not to mention, after drawing it, you have to find an excellent seal master who can seal the pattern into your body as a tattoo according to your requirements. "

Uchiha Mai: Ah this...

Ideal is perfect, reality is very skinny.

"I know people.

Chief Fuyue is the head of the Konoha Guard, Sakumo-senpai is the former head of Anbu, and they know a lot of people from the three religions and nine classes.

Maybe they can help me find a good painter who meets my requirements. As for sealing ninjas, I heard that Minato-sensei is very good at it. "

Uchiha Mai said this, and she was not convinced.

As Konoha's entertainment king and fashionista, Uchiha Mai also pays more attention to the art circle. Konoha doesn't seem to have talents in this area.

When the army is in chaos, how can there be any time to engage in art?

Even if there is, the style of painting does not necessarily meet the requirements of Uchiha Mai.

Zilai also laughed without saying a word, and was almost beaten by this kid with a brain hole. Fortunately, I was superior.

You little brat, even if you have so many brains, isn't there still nothing you can do in the practice stage?

"Cough cough~"

Jiraiya coughed twice to show his presence, and reminded: "If you want to find a good painter, maybe I can help you.

After all, Immortal Toad is also a writer whose works sell well in the ninja world, and is engaged in art.

I happen to know one of this kind of expert in the art circle. He is proficient in a variety of painting styles, and the level of each style is second to none in the ninja world.

At the same time, I can also find you a seal ninja that is even better than Minato. "

Such a coincidence?

Uchiha Mai was a little unconvinced, but if you think about it carefully, it is indeed something in the literary and art circles, and Jiraiya is really the one who has the most say in Konoha.

As for the sealing ninja, I am afraid it is not Jiraiya himself.

"I hope Lord Jiraiya can show me a clear path for my teacher Namikaze Minato because he is your student."

The title immediately became an adult.

"Meaning? I'll take you there myself."

Jiraiya laughed a bit unpredictable, like a human trafficker who kidnapped boys, pulling Uchiha Mai to turn east and west in Konoha, and finally turned into a dark alley.

He pointed to the store in front of him and said, "In this store, there are important clues about that painter."

Uchiha Mai looked up and glanced at the store sign, which read "Sawamura Kabukicho", and there was a circle of colorful neon lights outside the sign.

It doesn't look like a decent store.

Uchiha Mai looked back a few more times. Kabuki heard that there were several hotels opposite, and from time to time, middle-aged men came in and out with heavy makeup and dancing girls.

I didn't expect that, ah I didn't expect that, Zilai is still a tanhualang, and Mr. Jiuyizi is really hammered.

"Fortunately, Mr. Jiraiya was able to find such a remote and hard-to-find place." Uchiha Mai said with emotion.

I was also afraid that Jiraiya would talk to Tsunade about the fact that he had been here one day, and smear his image in the eyes of Sister Di Lailai.

He added: "But I never imagined that Konoha still has such a dirty place. After I go back, I must report to Hokage and investigate this place thoroughly.

See if the bosses here are forcing good people to become prostitutes, evading taxes, charging shoddy products, and buying and selling by force. "

"It's useless."

Zilai also buttoned his booger and said, "The teacher is also a frequent visitor to this street."

Uchiha Mai: Ah this...