Genshin Impact 2: Wan Ye blocks Wu Xiang's sword at the beginning

"Husband hero, ten years of sharpening the sword, nine days of the moon, eight buckets of talent, seven steps into poetry, six Tao three strategies, five cars of learning, famous all over the world, three provinces of my body, not to say a word, one key three times is a hero!"

Liu Bei: "Who can deserve it?"

Cao Cao: "Today's hero... Wei Caoer~"

At this time, after hearing Cao Cao's brazen speech, everyone in the live broadcast room suddenly became numb.

Paimon: "I'll go! This guy said so much that he said he was the hero?"

[Traveler]: "This Cao Cao almost scolded everyone..."

[Amber]: "I can't take it anymore, where is this guy? I'm going to give him an arrow now!"

[Diluc]: "Dare to say that I am Lu Guoba, my big knife is already hungry and thirsty!"

[Xiangling]: "I dare to say that I abuse animals, and I want to make this guy into food!"

[Klee]: "I was actually imprisoned by the head of the Qin troupe, and I want to blow him up to the sky!"

[Keqing]: "Kill all the offal, right? I'll let you taste my evil sword technique!"

[Zhongli]: "I don't even know about the other world without Mora, right..."

Liu Bei: "I have never seen such a brazen person!"

......

"Ding! The video is over, and the next second-creation video will be played - "Xiangling Teaches Thor to Cook", "Early Thor Cooking Precious Video", "The Real Reason for the Skirmishers to Run Away from Home"..."

[Shadow]: "?????"

[Paimon]: "Good guy, why did you update so many second-generation videos at once this time, and all of them are related to Thor's cooking?"

[Traveler]: "Does it mean that Raiden Shogun is very good at cooking? That's not right, shouldn't Chef Xiangling be the best cook on Teyvat?"

Yae Miko: "As far as I know, the shogun doesn't know how to cook at all (*)"

Paimon: "Huh, so Raiden Shogun doesn't know how to cook at all?"

[Yae Miko]: "Why, is it the general's appearance that gives you the illusion that the general must be very good at cooking?"

[Paimon]: "Okay... It seems to be too... I didn't expect the general to know anything about cooking..."

[Shadow]: "This body doesn't need to eat to meet basic needs, if you want to eat something, just send someone to the castle tower, why do you need to cook?"

Paimon: "Uh... I just think that since I'm Raiden Shogun, I should be able to do anything, right? Just like the Traveler, she has a very unique insight into cooking!"

[Yae Miko]: "Oh, I didn't expect the little guy to be so good at cooking, it seems that I have to find a chance to let the little guy show his hand..."

[Arataki 120 Dou]: "Hahahaha... Even Uncle Ben can cook, but I didn't expect the dignified Raiden Shogun to not be able to cook? hahahaha..."

[Kuki Shinobu]: "Boss, you are laughing at Raiden General so openly, be careful that she will slash you directly and thoughtlessly." "

[Kujou Sara]: "Arataki Itto, are you an idiot, the Shogun is so noble, how can you let her cook? Whatever the Shogun wants to eat, I will help her buy it immediately." "

[Thoma]: "Hee-hee, I didn't expect the dignified General to have something that he didn't know, and if it was to cook, I would be able to do it a few times, although it wasn't as good as Liyue's famous Wanmintang chef Xiangling, but it should be enough." "

[Kamisato Ayaka]: "Thoma's cooking is delicious, Toma is the housekeeper of the Kamisato family, and his cooking skills are naturally not a problem." "

[Thoma]: "Hehe, I'm a little embarrassed to be told by the eldest lady... (scratches his head)"

[Shadow]: "So, I'm the only one who can't cook... (Pondering)"

......

At this point, the video starts playing.

I saw that at the beginning of the picture, Xiangling and Raiden Shogun were in the same kitchen.

After teaching Thor how to cook for half a day, Xiangling discovers that Raiden Shogun can't make a dish edible no matter what.

Suddenly, the people of Xiangling were numb

Xiangling: "You've never cooked meat. "

Seeing Xiangling accusing himself of not being able to cook, Raiden General also said unconvinced: "It's a waste of my patience to make this thing, you didn't teach me seriously at all, otherwise how could I not cook it?"

Xiangling: "I've taught you very carefully. (sighs)"

Ei: "Really, why don't I know?"

Xiangling: "Oh my God, do you know how to chop vegetables?"

Ei: "What? I remember you didn't teach me. "

Xiangling: "You still need to teach this thing, you should let the lawyer next door teach you." "

Ei: "Are you laughing at me!?"

Xiangling: "That's the truth!"

Shadow: "No!"

Xiangling: "I'm really convinced, slimes are better than you can cook." (Dish)"

Shadow: "Come on, the hilichurls are all more beautiful than you!"

Xiangling: "I have to go back to Liyue now, I really can't go down for a second on this Inazuma!"

Shadow: "Yaga (Inazuma Kokudo)"

......

At this time, when they saw the scene of Xiangling and Raiden Shogun's mutual spraying in the video, everyone in the live broadcast room was directly dumbfounded.

[Xiangling] :(beeh) "..."

[Shadow]: "..."

[Paimon]: "Hahahaha... Slimes are better at cooking than Raiden Shogun, isn't that hilarious... But seriously, is there really anyone who can't even chop vegetables?"

[Amber]: "It's unbelievable that Raiden Shogun has never cooked meat... Has the general's lack of culinary knowledge reached this level?"

[Jean]: "It seems that Raiden Shogun really doesn't know anything about cooking... Alas, it's really embarrassing for Xiangling,"

[Kaeya]: "Actually, there is such a thing as cooking... It doesn't seem that complicated, does it? Raiden Shogun never succeeded once? This is too outrageous..."

[Yanfei]: "I didn't expect that there are still people in this world who don't know how to cook..."

[Traveler]: "Hahahaha... If you can't cook, you can't cook... What the hell is it that Bai has a human face?Why do you still spray each other with the quintessence of Liyue and Inazuma in the back, hahaha..."

[Thoma]: "By the way, is Raiden Shogun's cooking really bad enough to be that bad? It's a little hard to understand..."

[Yoimiya]: "Thoma, a natural housekeeper like you can't understand how terrifying it is to let someone who has no talent for cooking cook..."

[Yae Miko]: "I think if you let the general cook... As long as you don't blow up the kitchen, it's a success, right?"

[Kamisato Ayato]: "Uh... Is it that bad?"

[Shadow]: "?????"

At this time, when the first second creation video is played.

Immediately after that, the second creation of the second "Early Thor Cooking Precious Video" also began to play.

At the beginning of the picture, Raiden Shogun was in the kitchen calling Yae Miko while planning to learn how to cook.

At this time, Raiden Shogun is standing in front of a rice cooker, intending to ask Yae Miko how to cook rice.

I saw the voice of Yae Miko's crumbs coming from the phone: "Cooking rice~ It's very simple, you only need to put a cup of rice and three cups of water in it~"

Raiden Shogun nodded when he heard this, and put one cup of rice and three cups of water into the rice cooker according to what Yae Miko said.

Then Ying picked up the phone and continued to ask, "And then?"

At this time, Yae Miko suddenly had a bad premonition in her heart, and then said on the phone, "You turn on the rice cooker and show me." "

So Raiden Shogun turned the phone into video mode and turned on the rice cooker.

I saw that in the picture, Kage really put three cups of water and one cup of rice into the rice cooker according to what Yae Miko said.

However...... Ying put the cups into the rice cooker together, and at this time, three cups of water and one cup of rice were lying quietly in the rice cooker, and they didn't know each other...

When he saw this scene, the crumbs fox was completely dumbfounded.

Yae Miko: "Take the cup out for me!"

Hearing Yae Miko's words, Shadow asked his soul, "But when I take out the cup, there's nothing in the rice cooker!"

Yae Miko: "You just pour things into it!! (╯Д)╯"

Shadow: "But how do I know how much I've poured into the cup???"

"Don't you have a cup!!??? ('Д)?"

Yae Miko's voice gradually lost patience.

"Didn't you tell me to take out the cup?" (Read the violent novel, go to the Feilu Novel Network!)

Shadow retorted angrily.

Yae Miko: "... I was wrong, I was negligent, I was asking you to pour the contents of the cup into it and take the cup out. (helpless)"

Hearing this, Kage understood, so she poured the contents of the cup into the rice cooker according to Yae Miko's words, and then said, "And then?"

Yae Miko: "Fire." (The crumb fox that loses its highlights)"

So, Raiden Shogun lit the rice cooker according to Yae Miko's instructions. 012303214 Lu 152312470

On that day, the castle tower was ablaze...

This concludes the video.

Paimon: "Poofhahahaha... I can't...... Raiden Shogun really laughed at me when he cooked, hahahaha..."

[Traveler]: "Three glasses of water and a cup of rice... The co-authored general can actually put the cup in it, hahahaha..."

[Amber]: "Good guy, with such a cooking method, do you expect the rice cooker to be able to synthesize itself like an alchemy synthesis table?"

[Kaeya]: "It's hard to imagine how little Raiden Shogun's culinary knowledge has been..."

[Ningguang]: "I was sloppy, and now I can understand why Xiangling can't teach Raiden General to cook..."

[Yanfei]: "I'm sorry Xiangling, I blame you..."

[Xiangling]: "I didn't expect it either... Raiden Shogun's cooking is so demonic!"

[Yae Miko]: "What kind of wind did I have in my brain... That's why the general will cook at home by himself!?"

[Thoma]: "I can't blame you... Who would have thought that when we cook rice, one cup of rice and three cups of water are normally added to one cup of rice and three cups of water, and the general cooks rice with one cup of rice and three cups of water, and the cups are also put in together!"

[Shadow]: "??? obviously it was Shenzi who didn't make it clear before, if it was this kind of cup of rice and three cups of water, you should have told me earlier that you couldn't put the cup in it too!"

[Yae Miko]: "... What happened when you burned down the castle tower after that?"

[Shadow]: "Didn't you say you opened fire?"

Yae Miko: "I mean... Let you turn on the rice cooker, not let you burn the rice cooker!!"

Shadow: "Can I be blamed for this?

Collei: "Uh... I feel that the general's cooking has a kind of unenlightened beauty..."

[Nahida]: "It's unbelievable that even I, the god of wisdom, can't understand what the general's brain circuits are like when he cooks..."

......

At this time, when the video of Raiden Shogun's early cooking was exposed.

Immediately after that, the live broadcast room began to play the next Erchuang video.

"The Real Reason for the Skirmishers' Runaways"

[Paimon]: "Huh, isn't this Raiden Shogun's second creation collection?

[Yae Miko]: "I'm afraid it's because the Balladeer used to be a puppet made by the Shogun. "

Paimon: "What? The Skirmishers are actually dolls made by Raiden Shogun?"

Yae Miko: "Hehehe, isn't it strange? The Balladeer was actually the first puppet made by Kage, but he was only abandoned because he didn't meet the standards set by Kage for the general. "

[Traveler]: "Say... What does the real reason for this skirmish run away from home? Could it be that the skirmishers joined the Fatui because they hated Raiden Shogun?"

[Yae Miko]: "This... Who knows?"

[Kamisato Ayato]: "I didn't expect that the puppets made by the general would end up joining the Fatui... What a surprise. "

[Kamisato Ayaka]: "Could it be that this is the real reason why the stragglers ran away from home?"

At this time, when everyone in the live broadcast room was wondering the real reason why the stragglers ran away from home.

The video starts playing.

I saw that in the picture, the shadow wearing an apron said to the camera lovingly.

Shadow: "The kid stayed up late playing with Gundam last night, and I caught him, so make a delicious meal for him today." "

"First of all, give him the duck soup that Lao Ba wants to drink every day. "

I saw that Ei took out a few plastic duck toys from the refrigerator and threw them into the pot...

"Look, fresh. "

"This kind of duck meat is most suitable for soup, and it can be drunk after 40 minutes on low heat. "

Then, I saw Lei Movie take out a title from behind him: "This is, the members of the Swordfish Second Team, it's very big, take a look (*)"

"Let's give it a barbecue~"

"It's the most fragrant when it's baked out in this way~"

"Oh~ It's a bit big, hehe, naughty..."

Subsequently, Lei Ying took out another ugly and said: "My cannon is allergic to seafood, and I plan to fry another beef for him." "

"Just stir-fry like that, and then add some Paimon~"

"Don't put anything else, um~~ The taste is the best..."

"Ask ~um~ It's fragrant~"

The camera pans to the freshly cooked soup.

Ray movie: "Our duck soup is also good, um~ hiss, so hot, so hot..."

"I'm out for dinner!"

Balladeer: "Mom, I'm not going to eat yet! I'm going to report to the Akademiya first!"

Shadow: "This kid..."

......

This concludes the video.

At this time, after seeing the meal that Lei Movie cooked for the stragglers just now, everyone in the live broadcast room was numb at this moment.

Paimon: "Uh... I now finally know the real reason why the Balladeers ran away from home in the first place..."

[Traveler]: "It can only be said that Ray Movies still cares a lot about the stragglers... But this meal is cooked... Is it really something that people can eat?"

[Thoma]: "Didn't you say that the stragglers left Inazuma because they were abandoned by Raiden Shogun... Why now it seems that the skirmishers are completely fleeing for their lives!"

[Yoimiya]: "Good guy, the stragglers are too pitiful, there is a mother who can't cook, and she gives him to get up at five o'clock to make breakfast... It's me, and I've got to run!"

[Yae Miko]: "These two creations really thundered me..."

[Sangonomiya Kokomi]: "What the hell is this swordfish second team member? Escaped from Inazuma with the stragglers, purely because they didn't want to die of food poisoning?"

[Arataki Itto]: "Nani, I cooked for General Mao Raiden and cooked my ugly!!"

[Kuki Shinobu]: "Mourn for Ugly for three seconds..."

[Ugly]: "Moo moo!??"

[Shadow]: "..."

......

(To be continued...) ）。