Genshin Impact 2: Wan Ye blocks Wu Xiang's sword at the beginning

"Ding! The video is finished, and the next second creation video will be played soon-"Xinhai VS Thor Rap Showdown"

[Paimon]: "Good guy, Kokomi vs Thor rap showdown?

[Traveler]: "I'll go, this second creation sounds very interesting, one is the military advisor of Watatsumi Island, and the other is the thunder god of Inazuma, these two actually rap a duel?"

[Ningguang]: "Since I watched the rap video of Emperor Rock King before, I feel that Emperor Jun's rap is YYDS, and I don't know how the rap of Thor and Xinhai is. "

[Kamisato Ayato]: "Abandon the head-to-head confrontation and switch to a rap duel? This can indeed avoid casualties, but in this way, the general has no advantage at all." "

[Kujou Sara]: "Nonsense, even if it's a rap duel, the shogun will never lose, the shogun is omniscient and omnipotent!o(^')o"

Gorou: "What did you say about cooking before that?"

[Kujou Sara]: "Find the fault with you!"

[Gorou]: "Hmph, if it's about rapping, our rebel army's heart will never be worse than your thunderbolt general~ army." "

[Kujou Sara]: "A military advisor on Watatsumi Island is also worthy of being compared to our Inazuma Raiden Shogun?"

Gorou: "What about the gods?"

[Kamisato Ayaka]: "Don't make any noise, let's watch the video first..."

[Kujou Sara]: "Hum へ"

Goro: "Hmph"

At this point, the video starts playing.

At the beginning of the video, the host traveler stood in front of the statue of a thousand hands and hundreds of eyes in the castle tower and said in a loud voice:

"Hello, dear viewers!"

"Welcome to this Inazuma rap showdown, are the contestants on both sides ready?"

Sangonomiya Kokomi: "No problem~"

Ray Movie: "Hmph, let the horse come!"

Sangonomiya Kokomi –

[Yo ~ I heard that you ——]

[Occupy the position of the leader of Inazuma ~ I have been at home for a few lifetimes——]

[The first time I went out, I was like a local girl who had just entered the city-]

[You are detached from reality~ The AI IQ created is in a hurry——]

[Obviously a god, he only knows how to fish all day long-]

[You are irresponsible~ promulgating the bullshit eye hunting order——]

[The traveler blames you ~ I was cut by you and shouted for help——]

[Not only is it quite unreasonable ~ life can't take care of itself-]

[Let you cook a dish and send it to the living hall to hold a funeral after eating——]

......

[Paimon]: "I'll go! Kokomi's rap in Sangonomiya is so aggressive... directly said all the shortcomings of the general, and the rhyme was all bet... It's too strong, isn't it?"

[Traveler]: "This is the most aggressive rap I've ever seen, should I say that it is worthy of Sangonomiya Kokomi-sama, the battle between the two is simply a must!"

[Yae Miko]: "Hahahaha... The first time I went out, I was like a local girl who had just entered the city, wasn't that what I said? Is this talking about the Raiden Shogun created by the Shadow? Hahahaha... It's so funny, isn't it..."

Paimon: "Uh... I feel like Miko's laughter is all on Shadow's body..."

[Kaeya]: "Even though he's a god, he only knows how to fish all day long... Isn't that the god of wind in Mondstadt?"

[Wendy]: "Hey, why do you want to talk to me all of a sudden?

[Arataki Itto]: "It's too right to irresponsibly issue a bullshit eye hunting order! Uncle Ben has long been unaccustomed to the practice of Raiden Shogun promulgating an eye hunting order, this rap is too right!"

[Kaedehara Kazuha]: "And in front of the castle tower before, Raiden Shogun almost gave the traveler a knife, but fortunately I came in time, otherwise it is estimated that the traveler will be gone, right?"

[Kujou Sara]: "Damn... This Coral Palace Kokomi rap strength is actually so strong... Shogun, come on!"

......

Ray Movies –

[You negotiated and wrote a bunch of so-called clever tricks-]

[Paimon flipped for a long time and almost died on the spot——]

[Soldiers have to be specially educated to lead the way——]

[Your dedication? Hmph, a farce-]

[Say that my IQ is not good, your IQ is really unfathomable——]

[The strategy is to keep looking, the cliff is low, and the third-rate goods are good——]

[The normal military advisor's clever plan only needs the upper, middle and lower three strategies——]

[Is your toilet paper unsalable? Write the upper, middle and lower three volumes——]

......

Paimon: "Poofhahahaha... I didn't expect the general's rap to be so aggressive... These two are really chess opponents, hahaha..."

[Traveler]: "GodTM Paimon almost died on the spot for a long time hahaha... Although the number of schemes given by Kokomi is a bit outrageous, it is not so exaggerated..."

[Gorou]: "That is, Lord Xinhai is called a last resort, and all the soldiers of the gods have to be educated ideologically..."

[Kujou Sara]: "Hmph, I think what the Shogun said is not wrong at all, what do you military advisors on Watatsumi Island call a last resort? That's a spare toilet paper, right? If you continue to write, I guess there won't be enough toilet paper on Watatsumi Island." "

[Ningguang]: "I have to say that although the battle between Sangonomiya Kokomi and Raiden Shogun was-for-tat, not only did they both scold each other, but they also rhymed... This strength is really not covered!"

[Ganyu]: "Yes, it's the first time I've seen such an aggressive rap... Is that the essence of rap?"

[Assaki Itto]: "Hahahaha... The battle between Sangonomiya Kokomi and Raiden Shogun is too emotional, isn't it! It feels more enjoyable than watching the two of them fight, so go on, keep going!"

[Kuki Shinobu]: "Boss, you will be beaten like this..."

......

Sangonomiya Kokomi –

[Even so, I carry the responsibility on my shoulders-]

[It's not like you can even throw your son out and wander outside-]

[And named him Thunderbolt Cannon-]

[Is it random by the system, it really makes people laugh out loud——]

[If you can't ignore people's efforts, don't blame us for showing our weapons-]

[If you want to put people into cement, where did you get the terrorism?]

[Don't talk about martial arts, you are really spineless to engage in a sneak attack behind your back——]

[Today, I'll give you a battle and spill it into the land-]

......

[Paimon]: "Hahahaha... The skirmishers can't get over it, hahaha..."

[Traveler]: "By the way, I also want to know why the general named the skirmish Thunder Cannon... This name doesn't look very smart when you hear it. "

[Amber]: "Maybe the general has her own plans?"

[Yanfei]: "I want to mourn for the skirmishers for three seconds now..."

[Yae Miko]: "Hehehe, there's no way, this otaku girl has been at home for hundreds of years, and it's normal that she can't come up with any good names..."

Paimon: "Uh, so why can't you come up with a better name for Kage?"

[Yae Miko]: "Because I used to think the name cannon was funny... Although the person who is called this name will find it difficult to hear, it is still quite interesting to call~()"

Paimon: "Uh... Son of God, you are too good at basing your happiness on the suffering of others..."

[Traveler]: "Miko has a black belly..."

......

Ray Movies –

[You little kid still broke my bones? I really laughed off my big teeth-]

[You change your diapers first, and then come to find faults——]

[Just the name of your team, you are still there to enjoy yourself-]

[At first glance, I thought I had come to a seafood wholesale market——]

[Why don't you call a jellyfish out for military training, why don't you just come and worship my idol-]

[Pretending to be like a person, crying behind his back and having no energy-]

[I read that you are naïve and ignorant, and I will not raise your ashes for the time being——]

[Quickly hide back in the pot and be the master C of an ornamental fish——]

......

[Traveler]: "Good guy, Thor's battle is not weaker than Xinhai at all, and the two of them are too aggressive!"

[Paimon]: "yes, but to be honest, Kokomi's name for the team is really outrageous... What a swordfish second team, a herring first team... Just remembering the name makes my scalp tingle..."

[Jean]: "When I hear this... It does look like a seafood market..."

Klee: "Seafood? Klee likes seafood the most! But Klee doesn't like crabs... It's a hassle to peel it off!"

[Hu Tao]: "I like seafood, especially blackback sea bass and shrimp dumplings... If Xiangling did it, it would be even better!"

[Xiangling]: "Hmph, no matter what kind of seafood ingredients it is, it will become delicious in my hands!" (Read the violent novel, go to the Feilu Novel Network!)

[Zhongli]: "Seafood... Forget it. "

Paimon: "Huh, so Zhongli doesn't like to eat seafood? I thought someone like Zhongli must know how to taste seafood..."

[Zhongli]: "It was a painful memory..."

[Traveler]: "It can make Zhongli feel pain... Could it be that Zhongli is allergic to seafood?"

[Goro]: "What the hell is an ornamental fish? How dare you say that our military master is an ornamental fish? It's just too much of a deception!"

[Kujou Sara]: "Hmph, nonsense, isn't your Sangonomiya Kokomi-sama just an ornamental fish compared to the general-sama, and can a military advisor on Watatsumi Island compare to our general-sama?"

[Wendy]: "I feel that the battle between these two people is a little too fierce, and I, the bard, can only bow to the wind!"

At this time, at the end of the video, a line of words suddenly appeared in the screen.

[What do you think-Sangonomiya Kokomi vs Raiden Shogun-who is better?]

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[Sangonomiya Kokomi]: "Hmph, I'm the current god witch of Watatsumi Island, if I compete in force, I may not be able to defeat you, but if it is a battle, I will dump you ten streets!"

[Shadow]: "Hehe, do the ornamental fish dare to shout like this now? If it weren't for this battle, I would have cut you into sashimi with one sword." "

Ask for flowers

[Traveler]: "Good guy, I feel like these two are going to fight! But if I say it, I might still vote for the heart of the Sango Palace... After all, I was almost cut down by Raiden Shogun before..."

Paimon: "If a traveler throws himself into the sea of hearts, then I will too!"

[Kujou Sara]: "Qi, shouldn't this battle be a complete victory for the general? Of course you have to vote for the general!"

[Kamisato Ayato]: "Well, although it feels like this battle between Kokomi and the Shogun, I think I still have to support the Shogun. "

[Kamisato Ayaka]: "My words... The traveler voted for Kokomi, but my brother voted for the shogun... Oops, I don't know who to vote for anymore..."

[Arataki Itto]: "I voted for the heart of the coral palace! I have long seen that Raiden Shogun is not pleasing to the eye!"

[Kuki Shinobu]: "Since the boss votes for the heart, then I can only vote for the general, after all, with the boss's IQ, I must offend one party, so I can only help the boss pull the ticket back." "

[Arataki Kazuto]: "What? Is this actually the truth?"

[Gorou]: "Sangonomiya Kokomi-sama is invincible! I vote for Kokomi-sama!!"

Yoimiya: "If it's me... I might vote for the general, after all, the general later revoked the eye hunting order and changed his ways, right?"

[Sayu]: "It shouldn't be my business, right? I just want to sleep..."

[Thoma]: "I abstain! Hehehe, I think Kuki Shinobu is right, I don't want to offend anyone. "

[Paimon]: "So... Aren't Kokomi and the general equal?"

[Traveler]: "I have to say, this battle between the general and Xinhai is really exciting, I feel that the strength of the two sides is indeed equal, so let's draw the ticket." "

[Sangonomiya Kokomi]: "Qi, do you want to tie the ticket? I thought I would be able to beat that otaku..."

[Shadow]: "Hmph, you want to win me?

......

At this time, when the first rap battle between Kokomi Sangonomiya and Raiden Shogun ended.

Immediately afterwards, the second rap battle video was released in the live broadcast room of Genshin Impact Second Creation.

"Ding! The video is over, and the next second creation video will be played soon-"Genshin Impact Rap-Klee VS Qiqi""

[Traveler]: "Good guy, it was Thor vs Kokomi before, is it actually Klee vs Qiqi this time?"

Paimon: "Why do you even have the Lori group?"

[Kaeya]: "Say... Shouldn't this time be a battle?,I really can't imagine how the two little ghosts fought and rapped.。 "

[Klee]: "Okay! Klee wants to rap too!"

[Amber]: "Klee rap... I can't imagine that. (Forehead)"

Jean: "Klee... Forget it, you can play it yourself..."

[Baizhu]: "Anyway, when will my family Qiqi be able to rap?"

[Xiangling]: "yes, isn't Qiqi a zombie? Are you sure you can sing rap?"

[Yanfei]: "Qiqi rap? I feel like I'm going to suffer a big loss." "

[Ningguang]: "Don't jump to conclusions yet, maybe there will be some reversal?"

[Keqing]: "I think if it's a battle, Qiqi will definitely not be able to compare to Little Klee." "

[Hu Tao]: "Zombies, can zombies rap too?"

......

At this point, the video starts playing.

saw that at the beginning of the picture, a BGM of "Compendium of Materia Medica" sounded.

"Klee enters the battlefield!"

"Seventy-seven enters the battlefield!"

In the picture, Klee and Qiqi walked towards each other with the steps of six relatives who did not recognize each other.

suddenly overturned the audience in the live broadcast room.

[Paimon]: "Okay, so cute, whether it's Klee or Qiqi, it's already cute just to enter the venue!"

[Traveler]: "Yes, Klee and Qiqi are two of the cutest cuties on Teyvat, I want to hold them in my arms and kiss them!"

[Jean]: "Open the door! Knights of Favonius!"

[Keqing]: "Open the door!"

[Traveler]: "Ahem... I'm just talking about playing... (wiping sweat)"

......

At this time, I saw Klee throwing a bouncing bomb according to the beat of the Compendium of Materia Medica.

And every time Klee throws a bouncing bomb, Qiqi jumps up, and the picture is extremely kawaii.

Klee/Seventy-Seven——

【Jump!】

【Little Zombie!】

【Jump!】

【Little Zombie!】

【Jump!】

【Jump!】

【Little Zombie!】

【Jump!】

[It feels so cold!]

[Jump again!]

【Little Zombie!】

【Jump!】

[Hate the heat!]

【Jump!】

【Little Zombie!】

【Jump!】

[It's all bouncing!]

......

(To be continued).