Genshin Impact Comment on Yingmei at the beginning, I broke my defense

Chapter 131

In the light curtain.

The background of the picture is Liyue’s three bowls but not enough.

At this time, two cute and funny dragon-shaped creatures with”intelligent eyes” posed here.

One is blue and the other is brown.

Judging from the title of the video, it is obvious that they are Villette and Morax!

…

Seeing this scene, everyone in the chat group widened their eyes.

Some thought they had seen it wrong and quickly rubbed their eyes.

After confirming that they had read it correctly, everyone was immediately stunned.

They thought they were just doing a dance like Baba’s Silk Dance.

But I never expected that this would happen!

Not in human form, but in dragon form!

Still such a funny image!

Darling, can you still dance like this?

With curiosity, they quickly looked at it.

…

In the light curtain.

At this time, a burst of noise called《ホモエシテ》The magical music begins to play

“Deng Deng Deng Deng Deng~”

“Kick, kick, kick, kick, kick, kick, kick~”

“Deng Deng Deng~”

“……”

Under this magical background music, the two dragon-shaped creatures, Morax and Navilette, began to dance.

Sometimes it waves its arms, sometimes it stands on tiptoe with its short legs, sometimes it swings its tail in circles, and sometimes the two dragons interact with each other.

Rub their faces, rub their tails, rub their faces against their tails, rub their tails against their faces…

During the entire melody, the two dragons were in a state of selfless trembling.

It’s so exciting~

But from the outside world, it feels extremely abstract.

In the audience, Fu Nina and Mandrill were completely dumbfounded.

The whole video is very short.

After ten seconds, the video ends

…

At this time, all the spectators in front of the light curtain… who were drinking water spurted out with a”pop” sound.

The person who was eating almost choked.

As he was walking, he stumbled and almost fell.

Right now… but they all”193″ didn’t care about what was happening to them, and looked at the light screen with dull expressions.

Obviously they were shocked by the content in the video!

This dance is too…

I wanted to say something, but I struggled for a long time and didn’t know how to express it.

It’s really too stupid and devilish!

…

Momang Palace.

At this time, the atmosphere here fell into silence.

Funina stared at the dragon-shaped Navilette dancing freely in the light curtain, dumbfounded.

His mouth was so shocked that he couldn’t close his mouth.

It’s not like she hasn’t seen videos of people having sex with others!

But now this one has reached a new level of demonic nature!

Especially, one of the actors is an acquaintance of hers!

Still the kind of serious acquaintance he usually is!

That feeling…

Then, the next second,

Nina couldn’t hold it back and burst out laughing wildly.

“Hahaha, this dragon is twisting, this tail is swinging……”

“Hahaha, it’s too abstract and magical!”

“Hahaha, Villette, I didn’t expect that a serious person like you, with thick eyebrows and big eyes, would have such a side.……”

“Haha, cough, haha……”

The more she thought about it, the happier she became, and the more she thought about it, the happier she became.

Tears flowed from the corners of his eyes again.

But Funina didn’t bother to wipe it off, and just stretched out on the sofa with her belly in her arms.

Sure enough, the fun of the people around you is more interesting~

On the side, watching the video that had ended, and listening to the laughter that kept coming to his ears,

Villette’s face turned dark.

The previous ominous premonition really came true!

However, it was obviously an improper comment from the God of Gold in Liyue, so why did Light Screen persecute him like this!

When it comes to dragons, aren’t Tevalin and Ruoduo Dragon King more suitable than him?

Counting the previous time when Miss Navia bombarded the Dragon King and made him cry… he has already participated in two extremely abstract performances!

Even more outrageous than his own inappropriate comments!

At this point, his previous image of the majestic and supreme judge was gone.

Instead, there is a water dragon who is funny, funny, mentally fragile and prone to dropping little pearls.……

“I hope it won’t affect future trials.……”

Villette sighed helplessly.

Noticing the situation of her subordinates, Funina also sat up straight at this time.

Wiping the tears from the corners of his eyes, he suppressed a smile and said

“Don’t worry, you are not the only one being persecuted!”

“Think of Tevalin, Morax, and the Dragon King Rudo waiting behind!”

“So I feel at ease~”

After hearing this, Villette looked startled.

Think about it!

Anyway, he is not the only one being persecuted, oh no, a dragon!

In this case, then everyone is equal~

After thinking about it , Villette’s mood improved a little.

Just when she wanted to thank Ms. Funina for her comfort, she saw Funina suddenly coming over with a smile.

She seemed to have some bad idea.

“Ms. Funina, what are you doing?…？”

Villette’s expression was slightly startled

“Hehe, it’s nothing, I just want to invite you to join my demon show troupe!”

Funina chuckled.

This is what she just thought of.

She found it very interesting.~

“Demonic performance troupe?”

There was a trace of doubt on Villette’s face.

What kind of strange thing is this?

Funina explained upon seeing this.

“In fact, it’s a Teyvat idol group like Ms. Alice.”

“But I’m not recruiting idols, I’m recruiting actors! He is still the kind of actor with high status!”

“I think you, Morax and Barbatos are all good!”

“Later, I will be the director and you will be the actors. For example, perform a dance like today.”

“When the time comes, we will become bigger and stronger together and become popular throughout the entire Teyvat continent!”

As she said that, Fu Nina opened her hands and her face was full of excitement.

If Fontaine’s prophecy crisis is successfully solved later, then she will step down as the Water God!

Compared to this, she still prefers to be a big star.!

Especially leading the team to become the biggest star in Teyvat!

That’s so interesting!

Villette:”……”

Just watching it today was enough to make him speechless. If he were to perform it in person…

Thinking of that scene, he shuddered unconsciously.

Seeing that her good subordinate suddenly became silent, Funina quickly looked over.

“Villette, what’s wrong with you?”

“……”

“Please speak! Do you agree or not?”

“……”

“Hey, hey, hey, I’m giving you an order as a superior, saying, do you agree or not? Don’t make me beg you!”

“I drank nuclear wastewater and can’t perform”

“……”

……

Return to the original.

After getting the address, Mandrill was coming all the way from Wangshu Inn to Liyue Port.

However, after seeing this inappropriate video in the light screen, his steps suddenly stopped.

“This…is this the emperor?”

Looking at the demonic dance and posture of the emperor inside, Mandrill’s expressionless expression changed at this time.

His mouth was slightly open and his eyes were dull.

Just like Funina in Momang Palace.

And as the emperor continued to As he danced, the expression on his face kept changing. His eyes would widen for a while, his mouth would twitch, and he would look confused… It ‘s extremely exciting!

It’s hard to imagine that the Great Sage of Conquering Demons would have such an expression on his face!

After the video ended, Mandrill didn’t make a sound and remained silent. He just frowned, seeming to be thinking about something.

After a while, he sighed helplessly.

“The emperor must have a reason for doing this!”

“It’s just that based on my level, I still can’t figure it out.”

“There are still important things at the moment, and I will slowly understand them after they are resolved!”

Thinking of this, Mandrill didn’t waste much time.

He turned into a wisp of breeze again and rushed towards Liyue Port.

……

Hall of Rebirth.

Zhongli was a little uneasy at first, so he wanted to drink some wine to calm down.

However, after seeing the whole work in the light curtain, poof~

I couldn’t hold it back and spurted it out!

To make the usually calm and calm Emperor Yan appear in such embarrassment, you can imagine how much shock he received in his heart!

On the side, happy people like Hu Tao, Wendy, and Tevarin saw this scene, (for reading Baoshuang novels, go to Feilu Novel Network!)

They all laughed wildly.

“Hahaha, guest, your dancing after retirement is pretty good!”

“Hehe, as expected of the old man, this taste is unique enough~”

“Ahem, Morax and the Water Dragon King both dance well, pffff~”

“……”

Hearing such movement, Zhongli felt helpless.

If there was no him in the light curtain, or if it were someone else, such as Barbatos or Ruoduo Dragon King, then he would definitely be smiling happily.

There will even be a bowl of wine to add to the fun.

But now it’s him…

This feeling is hard to describe in words~

Thinking of the dancing dragon image of himself in the light screen video, Zhongli’s body trembled subconsciously.

It’s so stupid~

After Wendy discovered this, the smile on her face became even brighter[]

Hey, let me, old man, make fun of me with your jokes!

Hey, now”retribution” is coming~

But he may feel that this is not strong enough, so he rolled his eyes, and then looked at Hu Tao not far away

“Hehe, Hall Master Hu, the old man’s dance is really wonderful!”

“But the ones in the light curtain are a bit unsatisfactory. How about letting the old man do one on the spot?”

“How about just using your request?”

After Zhong Li heard this, his eyes widened.

Damn it!

You’re just a joker. After all, he had teased the other person before.

But now he actually wants to persecute him in reality?

It’s too much!

In his heart, he gave this drunkard After writing down one point, he quickly looked at his hall master.

If the hall master really agreed, it would be troublesome.

“Let Zhongli come to the scene?”

At this time, after hearing Wendy’s words, Hutao was a little moved.

This was exciting~

But after a slight hesitation, she still shook her head

“Forget it, it’s not easy for you to be a guest.”

Hearing this, Zhongli immediately breathed a sigh of relief.

The hall master is such a good person~

He was about to express his gratitude for this, but at this time, the other party spoke again.

“But it’s not easy to be a guest, but my request is even more difficult!”

“After all, only��Once, how can you use it randomly?”

“What if I encounter something more interesting later?”

“So wait until the review is finished!”

As he said that, a sly smile flashed in Hu Tao’s beautiful plum blossom pupils..

“Hey, that makes sense!”

“Hall Master Hu is still knowledgeable!”

Wendy smiled and gave Hutao a thumbs up.

As for Zhongli, the smile on his face froze.

He thought too much.

The hall master is still the same hall master… who knows what outrageous wrongdoings are behind it. Reviewed!

He was wrong!

He shouldn’t have stayed in the Hall of Rebirth today……

……

【Extraordinary chat group】

【Yingmei: Be good! I thought of 10,000 possible ways to dance, but I never thought it would be so outrageous! (Shocked.jpg)】

【Paimon: He’s both evil, demonic and brainwashed! It’s the kind of situation where you look confused but want to watch it again!】

【Barbara: Huh? From what Paimon said, it seemed like something similar had happened before, right?】

【Gan Yu: I remember! It’s Master Keqing’s exclusive song”My Roasted Beef Offal”》！】

【Yae Kamiko: Oh, it really is! Both sides are equally abstract and magical at this point! (bad smile.jpg)】

【Alice: As expected of me, Liyue Thunder God! (dog head. expression)】

【Qingqing:……】

【Ke Qing: Gan Yu, stop chatting in the chat group, otherwise you will be slipped away by Dadalia.】

【Gan Yu: Ahem, okay, Master Keqing! 】

After making fun of Ke Qing, the topic turned to Zhongli again.

【Nasida: Speaking of which, one of the dancers is the Supreme Judge of Fontaine and the other is the Liyue Rock God, and they both have serious personalities, but……】

【Yae Kamiko: But the result was such an abstract, raw dance! (bad smile.jpg)】

【Wendy: Hey, is this the contrast? Love it, love it!】

【Leosley: Hahaha, I suggest you increase your efforts! Especially regarding Villette!】

【Hutao: Agree, agree! Also, it is recommended that this magical dance be renamed”Two Hundred Dances”! (dog head expression)】

【Funina: Two Hundred Dances? Good name! It’s a pity that humans, oh no, it’s the dragon that is incomplete! Otherwise, it would be better if Tevalin and Ruoduo Dragon King were added! (sigh.jpg)】

【Yingmei: Hehe, four dragons dancing, right? This can be done!】

【Tevalin:……】

【Ruotuo Dragon King:……】

Thank you very much~

【Alice: By the way, where are the immortals in the group? Your dear emperor is already dancing, why don’t you come out and express your gratitude? (Bad smile.jpg)]

Seeing this statement, Liuyun Jiefeng Zhenjun and others as well as other Liyue people became embarrassed.

How to evaluate this?

Dance well?

It seems inappropriate.

Not dancing well?

That’s even more inappropriate!

For a moment, everyone in Liyue felt a little embarrassed.

However, one person stood up

【Mandrill: The emperor must have a reason for doing this!】

【Alice: Oh? What’s the point? (bad smile.jpg)】

【Mandrill: This……】

【Ning Guang: Ahem, this is easy! The emperor is thinking about Liyue’s diplomacy!】

【Ningguang: The atmosphere of Fontaine’s performance is strong, and the emperor is having friendly exchanges with the supreme judge in this way! Not only to welcome guests, but also to facilitate future cooperation between the two countries! ]

Mandrill’s eyes lit up when he saw this. right!

This is it!

The emperor indeed has his reasons!

【Mandrill: That’s right! That’s it! 】3.8

【Zhongli: Ahem, Tianquanxing is right, that’s what I thought in the light curtain! (Serious.jpg)】

【Navilette: Ahem, that’s true! I feel the sincerity of the God of Precious Gold. The two countries can have more exchanges and cooperation in the future!】

【Zhongli: This is natural! 】

joke?

They are not stupid!

Instead of dancing awkwardly like a fool, why not use such a suitable reason!

In this way, I can still confidently say that it is for the country!

Since it’s for the country, isn’t it normal to feel aggrieved~

Ningguang did a good job!

Go back and get a raise!

When others saw this, their eyes widened.

What the fuck?

Can it still be explained this way?

But don’t tell me, it’s really reasonable!