Genshin Impact Comment on Yingmei at the beginning, I broke my defense

【Extraordinary chat group】

【Xiangling: Well, ahem, Mr. Zhongli, Emperor, I’m sorry, I really didn’t mean to scold you.】

【Xiangling: It’s our honor to have you come to our Wanmintang for dinner! 】

Looking at the anxious remarks in the chat group, Zhongli looked a little helpless.

This is the disadvantage of having your identity exposed.

In the past, people who could get along with each other more easily are now separated by differences in status.

Thinking of this, he cherished his hall master even more.

Although she is indeed out of tune sometimes, she is a rare person who can treat him as an equal regardless of her status!

After sighing in his heart again, Zhongli looked at the chat group

【Zhongli: No problem, this is an unserious comment, don’t pay attention to it. What’s more, the reason isn’t yours either.……】

Hearing this, Xiang Ling felt relieved.

Phew~

Not bad, not bad!

The emperor is merciful!

At this time……

【Yingmei: Yes, objectively speaking, this is not Xiangling’s fault at all. It’s obviously Zhongli’s fault for not paying for meals!】

【Paimon: That’s right! Didn’t you see what it said on the light screen? Zhongli’s refusal to eat has already hindered Liyue’s development!】

【Paimeng: It even affected the stock price of Shengshengtang, and the capital chain of Liyue’s catering industry was broken! What a heinous crime! (dog head. expression)】

【Alice: Oh wow, poor Xiang Ling, she went to Zhongli and had no money, but when she went to Hu Tao, she was used to pay off her debt with the Shengshengtang package! (tears.expression)】

【Funina: Ahem, although it’s a bit bad, these two sentences”Even if my family tree is dead, it won’t be enough for Zhongli to pay off his debt.””、”I don’t even have a partner, my granddaughter’s grave has been repaired.” It’s really… (suppressing laughter. expression)】

【Barbara: It sounds outrageous, but if you think about it, it makes some sense! (dog head. expression)】

【Kamisato Ayaka: Her eloquence is top-notch~ (dog head. expression)】

【Xiangling:……】

Seeing that some people in the chat group were targeting the emperor, some immortals spoke up to defend themselves.

【Liuyun Jiefeng Zhenjun: How could it be the emperor’s fault? The emperor in the light curtain also has a reason!】

【True Lord Cutting the Moon and Building the Yang: That’s right! The emperor single-handedly established Liyue, and in a sense he is the ancestor of everyone in Liyue! So there is nothing wrong with saying that he is the ancestor of Xiangling daddy!】

【Lord Li Shui Die Shan: Yes! In this way, just as Guangmu said, the emperor eats his own table. Does he need to give it to Mora to eat his own table? No need?】

【Grandma Ping: Ahem, the three old friends are right. Liyue doesn’t have such a tradition either.】

【Mandrill: Sure enough, the emperor really has his reasons for doing this! (Looking confident.jpg)】

【Yae Kamiko: Oh? If you look at it this way, is it Hutao’s fault? (dog head.jpg)]

Hutao was happily immersed in his genius idea.

When I saw this, I immediately became anxious.

Why did the blame fall on her?

【Hutao: What does this have to do with this hall master? It’s not for the consumption of this hall master?】

【Hutao: And the leader of this hall was kind enough to pay all Zhongli’s money, otherwise Liyue’s catering industry would have gone bankrupt! (Be confident and confident.jpg)】

【Nilu: The key point – pay with the Shengshengtang package! (dog head. expression)】

【Hutao: Hey, there’s nothing we can do about it~ I’m often consumed by guests, and even the Palace of the Reborn is so poor that I can’t even open the pot, so these are the only set meals I have. (Standing hands.jpg)】

【Hu Tao: If those merchants feel like Xiang Ling that”the entire family tree is not enough to repay the debt,” then no problem, this hall master has other tricks!】

【Hutao: For example, you can turn the excess into the after-sales service of Shengshengtang! One-year replacement guarantee and three-year repair guarantee! Thousand-year-old shop, no one can bully anyone!】

【Hu Tao: If you are willing, you can contact the hall leader at any time~]

Looking at Hu Tao’s remarks, everyone in the chat group looked weird.

After-sales service for funeral business?

One-year replacement guarantee and three-year repair guarantee?

Good guy!

Isn’t this too abstract?

As expected of you, Hall Master Hu!

But if you think about it carefully, what this person said makes sense!

It’s not her business to begin with, so it would be nice if she could help pay for it!

Even if the method of payment is a bit special, the bill is paid after all!

But there’s nothing wrong with Zhongli’s side of the argument!

How can any of our ancestors eat at their own table and ask for money?

There is no such tradition!

But Xiangling’s side is even more reasonable!

She can’t just feed her food to others and still lose money without paying for it, right?

So here comes the question!

Whose fault is this?

This was the first time for people in the chat group to encounter such an outrageous yet well-founded video.

For a moment, everyone was a little confused.

At this time,

【Yingmei: Funina, dear Lord Water God, you are the God of Justice, the embodiment of justice in Teyvat!】

【Yingmei: So I want to ask you, how should this case be judged? How many years will the sentence be? (Dog head. Expression)]

Seeing this, many people in the chat group had weird expressions.

You little bitch, you are here to live!

He actually kicked the ball to the Water God? interesting!

I don’t know how this obscure God of Justice will judge?

Thinking of this, they also started to look forward to it.

…

Fontaine, Momang Palace.

Fonina:”……”

She was confused at this time.

What the hell?

Isn’t she just a melon-eater?

Why did this melon suddenly come to her?

“This guy who is serving his sentence……”

Funina couldn’t help but puff up her face in depression.

But I can’t bear to complain about this scumbag guy.

In this situation, it would be impossible not to reply.

But reply, who should be found guilty?

Morax?

She dismissed the idea as soon as she had it.

I was counterattacked by this contact Yan Fei earlier.

If it happened again, she might not really be sent to prison.

So no!

What about walnuts?

It doesn’t seem to make sense!

This has nothing to do with this guy!

Um, what about Xiangling?

Wait, this makes even less sense!

���No, how can I judge this?——”

For a moment, Funina held her head and went crazy.

On the side, Villette looked helpless when he saw this.

In line with his duty as a subordinate to advise his superior, he clenched his fists and coughed twice.

“Ahem, wallet!”

“There is also a wallet~”

“Um?”

Funina was stunned when she heard this reminder.

The next second, her eyes lit up.

Yes!

And this!

Thinking of this, she gave a thumbs up to Villette

“Well done, my good subordinate~”

Then he looked at the chat group with an excited look.

【Funina: Ahem, I am the great God of Justice. This case is very simple!】

【Funina: Xiangling, Zhongli, and Hutao are all justified, and there is nothing wrong!】

【Funina: The only one who is at fault is him—Dadalia, the executive of the Fools!】

【Funina: If his wallet hadn’t been there, how could Zhongli have no money to pay the bill? How could Hutao be implicated? How could Xiangling angrily accuse Zhongli of not paying for meals? How will Liyue’s catering industry be affected?】

【Funina: This move not only involved three innocent parties, but also caused Liyue to suffer heavy losses!】

【Funina: It is recommended to pay compensation first, then directly execute the person and execute him immediately! (Serious.jpg)]

Seeing this scene, the expressions of the people in the chat group suddenly became exciting.

Is this okay?

But don’t say it yet!

It seems that there is some truth!

Yes, my Lord Water God~

Then all the fun people started to agree one after another.~

【Yingmei: Reasonable and convincing! As expected of Lord Water God! (dog head. expression)】

【Zhongli: Ahem, based on universal rationality, this is indeed the truth! (dog head. expression)】

【Hutao: That’s right! Dadalia is the culprit! The Hall of Rebirth was implicated by him! (dog head. expression)】

【Xiangling: Ahem, you are indeed the embodiment of justice in Teyvat! (dog head. expression)】

【Yanfei: Dadalia is guilty of supporting Lord Water God! (dog head. expression)】

【Wendy: Hey, the death penalty will be executed immediately~ (dog head. expression)】

【Yae Shenzi: Death penalty, execution immediately~ (dog head. expression)】

【……】

……

Liyue, at the foot of Tianheng Mountain.

Dadalia had already escaped from Liyue Port at this time.

He also slightly shook off the pursuers behind him.

So I took the time to take a look at the situation in the chat group.

After seeing a series of speeches demanding the death penalty, others were dumbfounded. what’s going on?

Just by not looking at the light curtain for a while, he was sentenced to death?

He hasn’t released Osel yet…

Isn’t this the crime?

Thinking of this, he quickly turned up.

After reading the history records in the chat group, I suddenly understood.

It turns out that Mr. Zhongli refused to pay for meals!

“But what does this have to do with me?”

“Does this involve me?”

Dadalia looked confused.

Don’t say that he is not a wallet.

Even if it is a wallet, it can’t be judged like this, right?

It’s simply outrageous!

For the sake of his innocence, he immediately wanted to talk to this waterman in the chat group���Make a gesture.

But at this time, several voices came from behind

“over there!”

“The Great Sage is coming soon, we can’t lose him!”

“Dadalia, just go ahead and capture him!”

“……”

Apparently it was Maomaotou Keqing, Gan Yuyelan and others. (To read exciting novels, go to Feilu Novel Network!)

“Damn it~”

Dadalia looked depressed when he saw this.

He didn’t have time to gesture with the water god and started running again.

What kind of crime did he commit?~

……

On the other side, Northland Bank.

Previously, Ningguang was asking his two little secretaries, Baiwen and Baishi, to take people to search for the person.

Normally, Beiguo Bank would definitely not accept it.

But now…

With the revelations in the light curtain not long ago, everyone is extremely honest.

Otherwise, if you really refuse or resist, you will really be giving Liyue an excuse.

There will be no good fruit to eat at that time.

In addition, now the top leader, the young master, has escaped.

So everyone couldn’t cooperate.

After all, if you just get that little money in a month, what are you doing with your life? []

Ningguang was also very satisfied when he saw this.

So he sat on the chair and waited for his subordinate’s report while looking at the contents of the light curtain.

And after watching the current video [Xiang Ling angrily scolds the emperor for not paying for meals].

She was completely silent.

Her mood now was the same as Jean’s mood at that time.

0 Asking for flowers.

Others are just looking at me for fun.

But for people like them from their own country, ahem, there is still a bit of it.

But more of it is embarrassing!

My own gods have no money, so they still have to rely on the Zhidong people.

This is a slap in the face for Liyue people like them!

They didn’t think carefully!

Thinking of this, Ning Guang pondered for a moment, then said to Bai Xiao beside him

“There is no way to continue like this.”

“We have to prepare a special emperor fund just like Mondstadt”

“As for the source of the fund, it is extracted from Liyue’s annual accounts.”

“As for Dadalia, it is even an extra bonus for the emperor!”

“In addition, there are also some benefits and compensations for demons and immortals mentioned before!”

“These will be discussed at the next Seven-Star Council”

“Be sure to come up with the corresponding charter as soon as possible!”

“Yes, Lord Ningguang!”

After Bai Xiao clicked, he quickly recorded these contents.

…… villa

“Could this also involve Dardalia?”

Looking at the discussion in the live broadcast room, Luo Chen’s expression became weird.

As expected of you, Funina~

A moment of silence for Dadalia~

But this is the appetizer, the rest is really unserious What about the comments?

I wonder what the expressions of these people would be like after reading the following content?

Thinking of this, he coughed twice and spoke again.

“Ahem, through the previous unfair comments, I think you already have a very intuitive understanding of Morax and not Mora.”

“Now, let’s continue our informal review of Morax’s retirement life”

“Second point, dance!”

…

Liyue, Palace of Rebirth

“Dance?”

Hearing what was said in the chat group, Hutao was surprised.

Then he turned to look at Zhongli, who had a thoughtful expression on his face.

“Guest, did you learn this after retirement?”

“The old man is dancing……”

“Don’t know what it will be like?”

Wendy touched her chin, her face full of curiosity.

For such a serious and old-fashioned person, it must be interesting to dance, right?

As he thought about it, his eyes lit up.

At this time, Zhongli fell silent.

Dancing?

He had always only gone to see this kind of performance, such as Mr. Yun Jin’s opera.

He had absolutely no idea of this.

But now the light curtain was raised…

For a moment, Zhongli felt a little uneasy in his heart.

……

【Extraordinary chat group】

【Yingmei: Dancing? Regarding this, I think it only appeared twice in the light curtain so far, right?】

【Paimon: Uh-huh! One is Barbara’s idol dance, and the other is Ayaka’s egret dance! Although the dances are different, they are both beautiful!】

【Alice: No no no! There is still one! That’s the enchanting dance of Baba taking off her silk~ (bad smile.jpg)】

【Wendy: Hey~】

【Yaegamiko: So the question is, what kind of dance does this rock god do? (eating melon. expression)】

【Kamisato Ayaka: Since it’s retirement, maybe it’s a folk exercise dance for the elderly, right? (Guess.jpg)】

【Charlotte: Well, God of War works out……】

【Kamisato Ayaka: Ahem, that seems to be true! (Sorry.jpg)】

【Nacida: Referring to these three dances, this is not a serious comment. I guess Morax-senpai dances the same dance as Barbatos-senpai. 】

The same dance as Barbatos?

Seeing this, many people in the chat group had subtle expressions.

The dance is so enchanting and coquettish that only a non-business person like Baba Tuosi can master it!

But even if it is like this, it still makes people laugh.

But if it was a serious and serious person like Iwagami… hiss~ everyone took a breath when thinking of that scene.

This is so… looking forward to!

In an instant, everyone’s eyes lit up!

…… villa.

Seeing that the audience’s interest was aroused, Luo Chen immediately continued with a smile.

“The dance was performed by a foreign friend from Fontaine.”

“Let us enjoy it now!”

As he said that, he picked up the mouse and started to control it.

Soon, a new video appeared in the light screen.

【dance of dragons——《Toothless》】

【Performers: Morax, Navelle】

…

Fontainebleau, Momang Palace

“Huh?”

“There is actually Villette?”

After Funina saw this, her little face suddenly became surprised.

This was a bit unexpected!

But when Villette danced…

Pfft~

Thinking of that scene, she couldn’t help laughing.

On the side, Navigator Wright’s expression froze at this time.

It was obvious that he thought of a bad scene.

In addition, Miss Navia’s”bombarding the Dragon King” last time”……

He felt bad in his heart.

Are you going to be persecuted again?

With an uneasy mood, he looked at the light screen

…… ps: Thank you [Tianqi] for the four consecutive rewards!

The young author is grateful!

I wish you all the money and good health forever!.