Genshin Impact Simulator, Am I Their Public Enemy?

"It's not easy to deal with." Li Xingshan complained, and said: "In short, in Dao's wife, these two women are the only ones that must not be messed with."

If you offend Yae Shenzi, she will try her best to take revenge on you in all kinds of unimaginable ways.

It's much easier to offend General Thunder and Lightning, she will directly slash you.

"Huh, what's the big deal?" Shen He's character has always been arrogant, except for Master Liuyun Borrowing Feng Zhenjun and Senior Sister Gan Yu, no one is convinced at all, and said coldly: "Why bother, General Lei Dian just stay in Tianshou Is it in the pavilion? With the strength of the two of us, we may not be able to break in easily."

"Absolutely not!" Li Xingshan immediately said: "Since you have come to Dao Wife, I will make an agreement with you for three chapters!"

Chapter 870 Listen to brother-in-law

Shen He frowned, and said, "Where... which three chapters?"

"Listen to brother-in-law, listen to brother-in-law..." Li Xingshan breathed out, "What the hell are you listening to brother-in-law!"

"Hmph..." Shen He seemed to be dissatisfied: "In short, after we are done with the work here, let's go back quickly, Senior Sister... Miss you very much, she had an unknown incident before. I have a hunch that I was planning to come to Dao Wife to find you in person, but I came here instead of her because there was too much work to do."

"Really..." Li Xingshan nodded, and said, "I'll write a paper crane letter first, to report Gan Yu's safety."

"Well, I'll perform the spell..." Shen He was just about to cut the paper, but suddenly remembered something, shook his head and said: "You should do it, your skill is much higher than mine."

"Passing the Paper Crane" is not a profound spell, and ordinary monks can easily master it, but the effect of using it is quite different.

The more refined the caster's cultivation base, the faster the paper crane's speed, and the less likely it will be affected by external factors.

The same paper crane letter is used by people of different strengths, and the difference in speed is even comparable to that of Postal Service and SF Express.

Although Shen He's strength is not weak, but she knows that Li Xingshan is better. In order to let Gan Yu receive the letter faster, she actually showed weakness once in a while.

"OK."

Li Xingshan nodded, and on the prepared paper, he simply wrote a letter from home, then folded it into a paper crane, and tossed it lightly, the paper crane that seemed light at first turned out to be a paper crane. He rushed out of the window immediately, so fast that he even lifted Shen He's long hair.

Well...so fast!

The speed of Zhihexin can also reflect the strength of the caster from the side. Such a fast speed is enough to show that Li Xingshan's strength has improved a lot during this period of time.

Brother-in-law, how much is he hiding...

Thinking of this, Shen He subconsciously looked at Li Xingshan, but who knew that he was also looking at him.

The four eyes met, Shen He's face flushed slightly, but Li Xingshan had no intention of dodging at all, instead he stared at him more directly.

"You... What do you see me doing?" Shen He said a little angrily.

"I said, Ah He..." Li Xingshan rubbed his chin and said with a smirk, "Did you eat too much recently? Why do I think that you seem to be a little fatter than before I left?" Woolen cloth?"

"Stop...nonsense!" Shen He blushed a little more, and said, "You...you must have misjudged."

Although she said so with her mouth, deep down in her heart, it was inevitable that she felt a little guilty.

Previously, because she swam directly from Liyue all the way to Daozuma, she lost a lot of physical strength, so after going ashore, she had a good meal in the Daochuan group, maybe she really got a little fatter by accident .

However, it was impossible for her to admit this kind of thing anyway.

"My eyes may make mistakes," Li Xingshan stretched out his hands, stretched his slender fingers, and said, "But my hands can't."

"You... what do you mean?" Shen He asked a little puzzled.

"I've roughly measured the thickness and thickness of your body before." Li Xingshan rubbed his hands, hooked his fingers towards her, and said, "Sit down here and let me measure it again. I'll know sooner or later." .”

"I... I don't want it!" Shen He immediately shook his head like a rattle: "I refuse!"

"I just said." Li Xingshan stepped forward directly, pressed Shen He's shoulders, lowered his head, and whispered in her ear: "What do you want in Dao wife?"

Shen He only felt warmth in his ears, and then he couldn't help saying: "Listen to...listen to brother-in-law."

"Yep."

Li Xingshan's hands were already down all the way at this time, turning into a pair of meat rulers, and they kept measuring on Shen He's body: "Be obedient, let me measure!"

Shen He resisted symbolically, but still let the brother-in-law gallop freely.

Before getting to know Li Xingshan, she was naturally able to be pure-hearted and ascetic, but after meeting this man, her more than ten years of self-cultivation were inadvertently gradually eroded.

So much so that now, even if it was just Li Xingshan's casual teasing, it was enough to make her unable to hold herself back.

"You...where are you measuring?" Shen He bit his lip and said.

"Waist," Li Xingshan said with a smile, "tsk tsk, I guessed right, at least...a third of an inch thicker."

Shen He's cheeks flushed, but he didn't speak hard, he just bit his teeth and said in a low voice: "I...I will lose weight!"

"That's not necessary," Li Xingshan said with a smile as he moved his hand all the way north, "Because the other place is almost two inches thicker. Your girl's flesh really likes to grow in the most suitable place."

Shen He naturally sensed that Li Xingshan's Lushan Claw was acting recklessly, and quickly whispered: "Stop it, at least...don't be here."

After all, this place is still a restaurant, even though it is in a box, but the door is not locked.

Li Xingshan also seemed to have noticed Shen He's concerns, and saw that he snapped his fingers casually, and a branch suddenly grew on the wooden door, tightly entwining the door frame.

Controlling the grass element is, after all, one of the abilities that Li Xingshan acquired very early. Although the usage rate is relatively low, he is quite proficient in operating it now.

Of course, as long as this matter is involved, Li Xingshan can always use his ability to play many new tricks.

Li Xingshan casually wiped the table, and the original boxy dining table was instantly deformed. Not only was it a bit shorter, but it also became a rectangle like a bed. Li Xingshan hugged Shen He without saying a word. go up.

"Ah He," Li Xingshan said softly, "I also... miss you very much."

Next, it was his act of expressing his thoughts.

Between his fingers, a card suddenly appeared, which was the card that had been used in the Tianshu General Election-【Curse of Lord Bachi】.

This was a prize for winning the previous competition, and Li Xingshan used some "small tricks" to make the abilities of these cards usable in reality.

And the effect of [Hachi-sama's Curse] is to rapidly enlarge the target's body.

"Wait, I remember..." Shen He seemed to recall the experience of that day again, and quickly said: "No...I can't..."

But, after all, she was a step too slow, and saw the light of that card shining on her body in an instant. Then, her originally slender and tall body began to be enlarged in proportion, and soon became a A "giantess" who was more than two meters tall, even the wooden bed that was taken care of, began to tremble slightly.

Chapter 871 Two Bachi adults?

This "huge" body not only didn't have the slightest sense of disobedience, but it added a bit of gunpowder to Shen He's already explosive body.

Especially the fruit which is estimated to be at least twenty catties in total, at this time, it is estimated that it has exceeded the known upper limit of human women. Just looking at it, it is already shocking, and people can't help but want to call "Mom".

And Li Xingshan, the wanderer who left home, jumped on him directly, wanting to feel the warmth of the motherland in this old man.

Of course, it is absolutely impossible to go directly. Even if Li Xingshan's model is higher than normal people, for Shen He at this time, it is still inevitable that some toothpicks are disturbing the big tank, so he took out another pair of eight. Cards dedicated to adults one by one [The Art of Double]!

[The technique of doubling: it can make some organs of the body grow larger rapidly]

As Li Xingshan drove straight in, the wooden bed, which was only slightly trembling at first, also began to let out a "creaking" sound.

If this piece of wood can also become Fu Sangling, I will definitely sigh with emotion that I am so good at serving a dining table, but I was used to do this kind of thing.

It's a pity that it no longer has this opportunity.

There was only a "pop", and because of the large range of motion, the wooden bed under the two of them cracked in response. It's no wonder that Shen He weighed at least three hundred catties at this time, plus Li Xingshan's weight and violent shaking, no matter how hard the wood is, it cannot withstand such a test.

"Boom boom boom..."

There was a knock on the door, followed by the cautious voice of the waitress, "Excuse me, what happened?"

"No...it's okay!" Li Xingshan's voice seemed a little blurred as if he was trapped in a huge cotton candy: "Your table is broken."

It would be reasonable if a chair, stool, plate and cup were broken, but it was the first time for that waitress to see someone destroying a table during a meal. Besides, the patron behind this restaurant is Yae Miko Well, the furnishings in the store are all the best, even if they are intentionally damaged, it shouldn't be possible to damage them.

However, the guests in the private room are distinguished guests of Mrs. Yae Gongji, and she also emphasized that no matter what happens in this room, don't worry about it.

This is also the reason why the people from the Inagawa Group came to trouble Li Xingshan before, but no clerk came forward.

"The table...is the table broken?" The waitress hurriedly said, "If necessary, please let me send someone to change a new table for you."

"No...no need!" Li Xingshan said calmly, "We... still have some things to deal with."

Although the female waitress was puzzled, the two of them were honored guests of the palace secretary after all, so she had no choice but to retreat silently.

The battle in the box naturally continued. After coming to Daoqi, although Li Xingshan had been messing around in the simulator, in reality, he hadn't driven meat a few times. Now that Shen He appeared, it was just right Let Li Xingshan dissipate the accumulated anger.

What's more, at this time, Shen He has turned from a small car into a large truck, and he has the intention of directly crushing Li Xingshan to death. Li Xingshan has to be talented. If he is someone else, let alone enjoy it. Sometimes he died of suffocation, or his internal organs were crushed.

Ichijiya is an izakaya that is open all day long, and before you know it, Zishi has passed.

The fierce battle between the two has entered the second round.

But when Li Xingshan was adjusting the headlights, a strange "Bobo" sound suddenly came from outside the house. It was made by some kind of creature, and it sounded rather creepy.

If ordinary people heard this sound in the middle of the night, they would probably feel a little apprehensive and afraid.

But what kind of people are Li Xingshan and Shen He? One is a great onmyoji who has become powerful five hundred years ago, and the other is a closed disciple of Zhenjun Liuyun Borrowing the Wind. When others see evil spirits, they are like seeing ghosts. Seeing them is like seeing a ghost.

Immediately afterwards, the sound of "Bobo" got closer and louder, and a gust of wind blew by, but it instantly blew the window open.

Li Xingshan and Shen He, of course, have already sensed that the atmosphere is not right, but they are all in high spirits at this moment. At such a critical juncture, let alone a monster approaching, even if there is a night tour of the ghosts, it can't stop it. action between the two.

"Snapped!"

At this moment, an extremely pale hand suddenly touched the window sill, with slender and rough fingers.

The reason why it is so contradictory is because in terms of proportion, it is indeed a beautiful female hand, but each finger is a circle larger than that of an adult male.

At this moment, a picture scroll suddenly appeared out of nowhere, shaking constantly, as if it was a badge on the neck of a certain witcher that would start to vibrate crazily as soon as it sensed the female sorceress around it.

"Dididi, it has been detected that there is a tameable monster nearby."

Just as Baigui Ji's voice fell, a huge white figure crawled in from the window.

The window wasn't too small, but the figure crawled in, but it was quite crowded, and the window sill was squeezed out of a crack by the figure's chest, making a "clicking" sound.

Only then did Li Xingshan and Shen He see clearly the true face of this uninvited guest. It was a "female" wearing a white dress and a white wide-brimmed hat.

The reason why the quotation marks are put is because this woman's body is really too huge, almost comparable to the current Shen He.

But at this moment, the picture of the Night Walk of the Hundred Ghosts suddenly unfolded, and I saw the Hundred Ghosts staring at the large woman, and said solemnly: "Master Bachi, tall female ghosts usually target male humans as their prey. , sucking out its essence and causing its death.”

Good guy, is your body a Pokémon Illustrated Book?

How could Li Xingshan have thought that he created a fake Bachi-sama on his side, and somehow attracted the real Bachi-sama.

However, this is not a coincidence, because Li Xingshan once changed the history as "Yui Shen Qing Zhisuke", and today's rice wife is different from that in the game. way of living in the same world.

But even so, Inazuma has no shortage of dangerous monsters like Mr. Hachishaku. She cannot use the so-called "good" and "evil" to evaluate. She will look for young men as targets, just like carnivores will prey on prey, It's all just instinct.

Chapter 872

The authentic Bachi-sama slowly raised his head and met Shen He's eyes.

For a moment, one person and one ghost, everyone was stunned.

What Shen He thought in his heart was, what kind of monster is this, why is it so big?

What Hachisha-sama thinks is, has he actually met his colleagues?

Of course, it is impossible to walk together, and there are differences between monsters.

For example, monsters such as the fox family and the ghost family are just a "type" of monsters, and there are many in number.

In addition, there are also monsters with "uniqueness". This kind of monsters, or else they are extremely powerful individuals in the group, can even be separated from the group and become famous independently. For example, Tamamomae in the Demon Fox Clan, Shuten Doji in the Oni Clan, etc.

Otherwise, it is because of the unique way of forming monsters that cannot be replicated, such as the Fusangshen around Li Xingshan who were born because of the absorption of aura or resentment by artifacts, and the Bachi-sama in front of him who was born because of legends and ghost talks.

To put it simply, it is not because of the appearance of these monsters that there are strange stories related to them.

It is because, due to various reasons, the ghost stories are constantly spreading among the crowd, so that more and more people form the image of these monsters in their minds, these ideas are constantly combined, and finally produce the corresponding ghost story monster.

This is also why the images and habits of these monsters are often very similar to human descriptions. This is not because humans observe thoroughly, but because these monsters themselves are produced according to these descriptions.

It's like shooting an arrow first, and then painting the target. Naturally, it's always a hundred shots.

 …

The air seemed to freeze for a while.

And because of inertia, Li Xingshan even moved a few more times, which also allowed Mr. Bachi, who was an uninvited guest, to see clearly what Li Xingshan was doing.

Just a glimpse of it has already made Mr. Hachichi show envy in his eyes.

After all, the targets she hunted in the past were all of normal size, but the normal size of a normal person is nothing more than a Wuzhu to Lord Bachi, and it is useless at all.

But today's goal is not to forget the Japanese, and it can completely apply to your own size.