Genshin Impact Simulator, Am I Their Public Enemy?

It's a pity...it has already been preempted by people, no, "ghosts".

Whether it is this kind of inhuman specification or this kind of encounter with colleagues, it is something that has never been encountered by Mrs. Hachisha. Her obviously not very smart head obviously doesn't know what to do. Do.

Straight up?

Maybe there will be conflicts with his peers, not to mention that he is working, and he will intervene in the middle, which will inevitably be a little disrespectful of martial arts.

Just leave, she really can't bear to part with this one-in-a-million prey.

After thinking about it for a while, she actually knelt down slowly, took off the hat on her head, and stayed quietly where she was.

Only then did Li Xingshan see her appearance clearly. Although her face was extremely pale, she looked quite delicate. Although she was still a little different from the glamorous Shen He, as a female monster, she was able to grow into a beautiful girl. In this way, what kind of bicycle do you need?

"Bo...bobo...bo..."

She doesn't seem to speak human language, and can only make this strange "boob" sound.

"What... what is she talking about?" Li Xingshan asked Baigui Ji with some doubts.

Bai Guiji replied: "She said, after you guys are over, can she be replaced?"

Are you so polite?

She really, I cried to death.

Li Xingshan couldn't laugh or cry in his heart, and said in a low voice: "Hai Gui Ji, what do you think should be done next?"

"Of course I subdued her!" Bai Gui Ji said a little excitedly: "Hai Gui Ye Xing Tu must accept enough monsters to be able to exert its power. Lord Bachi is a very rare monster, and his strength is not weak. Such a good one An opportunity that must not be missed."

If it's a pig farm mobile game, it must be an SR.

Li Xingshan said thoughtfully: "But... how to subdue her? Fight her?"

He was sure that he would be able to defeat this genuine Master Bachi, but seeing her pitiful and polite appearance, Li Xingshan felt a little embarrassed to make a move for a while.

"There is no need to fight," Bai Guiji immediately said, "According to the information, as long as Master Hachichi's desire can be satisfied, she will surrender."

This requirement seems simple, but looking at the model of Mr. Hachisha, for normal people, it is like asking a child to drive a big truck, which cannot be driven at all!

Before Li Xingshan opened his mouth, Shen He fanned the flames and said, "Aren't you very powerful? Why, are you afraid?"

"Are you kidding me, am I afraid?"

Although Li Xingshan knew that this was Shen He's provocative method, he still willingly played the trick. He took out another card and said, "【Double Trouble】!"

[Double Trouble: A certain organ can be copied]

And what Li Xingshan chose to copy was naturally Kun Kun, who he had multiplied.

Shen He had experienced this trick a long time ago, so he was very calm when he saw this incredible scene.

Instead, Lord Hachisha, who was kneeling there, opened his mouth in surprise, as if he could stuff a grapefruit into it.

As for Li Xingshan, he hooked his fingers towards her and said, "Come together."

He didn't know if Hachichi-sama could understand what he said, but at this moment, the words were already pale and powerless, and with just one movement, the other party was already able to understand.

Li Xingshan pointed down, and Lord Bachi immediately lay down on the ground. Immediately afterwards, Li Xingshan glanced at Shen He again and raised his eyebrows.

"What's the meaning?"

At this moment, Shen He's comprehension ability seems to be inferior to Lord Bachi, and she said expectantly: "Bo...Bobo!"

Bai Guiji translated by the way: "She means, you go up."

"Look," Li Xingshan teased, "monsters are more sensible than you."

"Stop!" Shen He blushed and said, "I...I don't want to do that kind of embarrassing action!"

"All of this is to subdue monsters and benefit the world," Li Xingshan patted Shen He's waist (his shoulders could not be patted) and said righteously: "Could it be that you have forgotten the mission that Zhenjun Liuyun borrowed Feng to teach you?" Yet?"

Damn, you actually used Master to suppress me...

Although Shen He was so angry that his teeth were itching, he had no choice but to give Li Xingshan a white look, and then obediently lay down on the ground.

As for Li Xingshan, although his "weapon" has been multiplied, his figure is still that of a normal person. Even if Mr. Bachi is lying on his stomach, the insertion mouth has almost reached Li Xingshan's chest, let alone Shen He who is still on it. .

Chapter 873: The Foolish Old Man Moved the Mountain

Li Xingshan jumped up and down twice, but it was still difficult to "look at him". For the first time in his life, he experienced what it means to be overwhelmed.

Compared with these two "giants", he now looks like a goblin selling compressed towels.

The anxious Hachisha-sama began to mutter again: "Bo...Bobo..."

"It makes sense!" Bai Guiji quickly translated: "She said, you can move a stool."

It's really a simple but effective method.

Li Xingshan didn't neglect, he quickly brought a stool over and stood on it, not to mention, he was impartial, just right.

Without further ado, Li Xingshan swung two weapons, one in front and the other in back.

Shen He and Bachi-sama are like two mountains with overlapping peaks, and Li Xingshan is the hardworking digger.

As the saying goes:

Wangwu Taihang is stacked one on top of the other, and there is an old fool who digs the mountain in a hurry.

Break into the tiger's lair alone, not afraid of the bottomless depth.

A palm startled the white waves, and the two picks leaked out of the jade spring.

Finally, silver paste broke out of the wall, and the two peaks swayed and wanted to fall.

.........

How these two people and one monster fought in the room will not be shown for the time being.

Outside the room, the waitress who had retired not long ago walked to the door again, holding a plate in her hand with some refreshments on it.

After all, the people in the room are the honored guests of the palace secretary, so there is still some etiquette. The waitress was just about to knock on the door, but suddenly she saw a rather horrifying scene through the paper window.

Under the illumination of the candlelight, I saw two huge figures. As the light continued to shake, two giants at least two meters high were projected on the paper window, which looked quite terrifying.

The female waitress had never seen such a strange scene before, her hands trembled in fright, and the meal and tea in her hands were about to fall to the ground.

But at this critical moment, an invisible force picked up those scattered things one after another and placed them on the dinner plate. A soft little hand had already covered the hand of the waitress.

"Shh, be quiet."

The person who spoke was Yae Shenzi. She smiled slightly and said in a low voice, "Leave this place to me, you can go down first."

The appearance of Yae Shenzi undoubtedly gave the waitress a reassurance. Since she made a move, there should be no danger, so she nodded and tiptoed away slowly.

And Yae Shenzi, looking at the swaying figure on the paper window, smiled softly, and with a wave of jade hand, the originally airtight paper window suddenly became transparent, allowing her to easily see what happened in the room. things.

Even the well-informed Yae Kamiko couldn't help but be a little surprised at that crazy and weird scene, but she calmed down quickly and murmured: "You, you can always give me a piece of cake!" Come up with something new."

.........

half an hour later.

Following Li Xingshan's shocking movement, he heard a "crack", and the wooden chair under his feet shattered immediately, but he moved quickly and stood firmly down in an instant.

But the other two, because they lost their balance, began to crumble.

If they were two women of normal stature, they would fall down if they fell, but with their current height of 2.5 meters and above, if they fell directly to the ground, they would inevitably make two big holes. Li Xingshan did not dare to neglect , hastily stretched out his arms, abruptly supporting the two of them down.

Thanks to his amazing strength, if it were someone else, it is estimated that both arms would be broken by now.

However, because of time, the effect of [Master Bachi's Curse] just ended, and Shen He's body instantly returned to normal. As for the real Master Bachi, he sat directly on the ground at this time, his face full of relief. color.

After so many years, she finally experienced for the first time what it was like to be a "female" monster.

At this time, apart from her large stature, which makes people feel a little intimidated physically, she is actually not dangerous at all, she is as gentle as a little sheep... no, like a big sheep.

"Master..." Bai Guiji hurriedly reminded: "Hurry up and subdue her!"

"OK!"

Li Xingshan subconsciously made a movement of turning his hat, but found that he didn't seem to have a poke ball, so he wondered: "That, how should I subdue it?"

"Just ask her to tell you her name," Bai Guiji replied: "For monsters, the name is the most important thing. Saying your name is equivalent to handing over the power of life and death to you. the other party."

Otherwise, in a certain crew next door, a bunch of monsters wouldn't fight for a friend's account, and make a bloody mess.

"So..." Li Xingshan walked up to Lord Bachi, stretched out a hand towards her, and said softly, "Can you tell me your name?"

I don't know why, it seems that after saying this sentence, the BGM of "Previous Past Life" has already sounded behind her.

But having said that, Hachisha-sama... doesn't seem to be able to speak?

Before Li Xingshan had any doubts, Mr. Bachi had already stretched out his hand, which was several sizes bigger than Li Xingshan, and clasped Li Xingshan's ten fingers, muttering: "Ba... son. "

Eight sons?

The one I know is Hachisha-sama's name.

I don't know but I thought it was the abbreviation of Yae Miko's name.

Of course, now is not the time to complain, Li Xingshan nodded, and said seriously: "Bazi, please...be my shikigami."

There was a slight smile on Hachisha-sama's face, and he nodded.

In an instant, her body turned into a burst of light, which directly shot into the picture of the night walk behind Baiguiji, and a trace of ink suddenly appeared on the original snow-white paper, and then, the ink From light to thick, it is like an invisible paintbrush on it, outlining a tall woman.

The woman was dressed in white and hat, was eight feet long, with a smile on her face, she was indeed Master Bachi.

Not only that, but her image in the scroll is not static, but alive, and the endless scroll will become her new home.

"Conquered successfully!"

Baigui Ji raised her hands excitedly, and said excitedly: "As expected of the master! But in such a short time, a puzzle has been filled in for the Hundred Ghosts at Night Map, and it won't take long, maybe it can be extremely It's just a monster!"

"If every monster has to be subdued by this method..." Shen He cast a sideways glance at Li Xingshan, and said coldly, "Someone will suffer."

Indeed, this "battle" was different from the past. Driving two heavy trucks at the same time was indeed a heavy burden for Li Xingshan. His round cheeks looked a little shriveled now.

Chapter 874

At this moment, there was a light knock on the door, and a slightly frivolous voice: "Ashan, I want to come in."

That voice was naturally Yae Shenzi. Before Li Xingshan could speak, Shen He snorted coldly and said, "Ashan? You've only been here for a few days, and is there a woman calling you so affectionate?"

"I'll explain to you later," Li Xingshan said with a wry smile, "Son of God, please come in."

He snapped his fingers lightly, and the wooden bar used to lock the door snapped naturally, and Yae Shenzi also pushed the door out.

In fact, she already knew what happened in the room just now, but when she saw the two of them at this time, she still pretended to be a little surprised, and asked, "Hey, where did such a beautiful girl come from, Ah Shan?" , you are really lucky."

"It's a long story," Li Xingshan said helplessly, "Anyway, let me introduce first, this is Shen He, and this is Yae Shenzi..."

Before Li Xingshan finished his introduction, Shen He frowned and said, "Brother-in-law, this person...why has a similar aura to that female monster just now."

It's no wonder that Daozuma's "monsters" are like Liyue's "immortals". They are all non-human creatures, and there will inevitably be some similarities. Monsters, it is inevitable that there will be some similarities.

"Brother-in-law?" Yae-san raised his eyebrows slightly, and said, "So, do you already have a family?"

"It's a long story," Li Xingshan shook his head, and roughly told Yae Shenzi about his "fake marriage" with Gan Yu in Liyue: "That's the thing, as for her calling me Brother-in-law, it’s also because I’m used to being called, and I can’t change it, so I just kept calling like this.”

"It turns out that your wife is sister Gan Yu!" Seeing a rare surprise on the face of Yae Shenzi, he murmured, "It's really enviable to marry such an outstanding woman."

She has 500 years of cultivation, and among Dao's wives, she is already a well-developed monster, but compared to Gan Yu, who has a lifespan of more than 3,000 years, she can only obediently call her sister.

As for how the strengths of the two compare?

Anyway, he is as smart as Yae Shenzi, and he is unwilling to be an enemy of Gan Yu no matter what.

Although Shen He didn't like to see the female monster with fox ears at the beginning, but when she heard her praise Gan Yu, Shen He felt a little fond of her inexplicably, and nodded. Said: "Of course, I am Senior Sister Gan Yu, but Li Yue is one of the most beauties."

"That's natural. When Dao's wife didn't implement the lock-up order, I was responsible for receiving sister Gan Yu when she traveled between the two countries. Her beauty is indeed amazing." Yae Shenzi, who looked down upon her, was not stingy with her compliments at this time, and praised: "However, if she is number one, then sister Shen He should be number two, right?"

This flattery was done in a calm manner. Shen He, a pure fledgling girl, couldn't help but feel a little happy in her heart, even though she blushed a little, but she was still the same in terms of her scheming. Zuo said coldly: "Since you are on good terms with Senior Sister Gan Yu, you shouldn't be a bad person after all."

"But..." Yazhong Shenzi narrowed his eyes slightly, and said, "If you and Sister Gan Yu are married, why does her junior sister care about you so much? On the surface, you have a fake marriage with your sister, but secretly, you are really intimate with your sister-in-law, right?"

Well, you eightfold god son, you still like the art of war, right? Is it quite the rice wife Gao Qiqiang?

If an ordinary woman was ridiculed like this, she would probably be ashamed of herself, but Shen He didn't mean to be shy at all. Instead, she nodded and said, "Anyway, Senior Sister Gan Yu and I are already married to him. , neither my senior sister nor I can spare him!"

"Oh, there are two beauties who are so attached to you." Yae Shenzi covered his mouth and smiled, "Why didn't you tell me earlier that you already have a wife?"

Of course, Yae Shenzi is still conservative here, and there are more than two women who are attached to Li Xingshan, Gan Yushenhe?