Genshin Impact Simulator, Am I Their Public Enemy?

Although the "special relationship" between Li Xingshan and Guobeng has been kept secret, it is not completely unknown, and Kamisato Ayaka is one of them. Of course, Li Xingshan has already explained the situation to her, He and Guobeng are not brothers and sisters.

"Don't mess around!" Li Xingshan said, not knowing whether to laugh or cry, "If everything becomes thin water, I'm afraid my little life will have to be destroyed first?"

"Yeah," Kanli Linghua also came forward, pressed Guobeng's hand, shook her head and said, "How can you do that?"

Li Xingshan couldn't help being moved in his heart, he really didn't save Shenli Linghua in vain, she still stood up for him at the critical moment.

"The clothes are very expensive, if they are torn, it will be troublesome." Unexpectedly, Kanli Linghua smiled lightly and said, "Come and hold him down, and I will help unbutton it."

"Okay!" Guo Beng grabbed Li Xingshan's arms without saying a word. Although she looked like a petite girl, she had always been stronger than Li Xingshan since she was a child. Make him completely unable to break free.

"Linghua, why even you..." Li Xingshan said with a speechless expression, "You are helping the evildoers."

Obviously, Kamisato Linghua, who grew up in the simulator, didn't know who King Zhou was, but even if she did know, King Zhou's character might not be as violent as Guobeng.

The helpless Li Xingshan had no choice but to accept his fate.

Although Guobeng's "contact" with Li Xingshan was much earlier than that of Ayaka Kamisato, she had not received the same "special education" as Ayaka Kamisato, so her knowledge in that area was not the same as Ayaka Kamisato's. In comparison, it can be said that it is insignificant.

In the process of the two working together to fight Li Xingshan, Guobeng was even more amazed by the many novel moves of Kanli Ayaka.

After all, even though he knew that Kanli Linghua was a generation of Yoshiwara oiran, Guobeng couldn't help but blush when he saw the originally dignified young lady serving Li Xingshan's chrysanthemum as if she was tasting the best delicacy in the world cheek.

"Would you like to try it?" As if seeing the hesitation in Guobeng's eyes, Kanli Linghua held her wrist and said, "Ashan will feel very comfortable if you do this."

"But...but..." Guobeng pursed his lips and murmured, "Will the taste be strange?"

"No, I've applied a special essence, which tastes like banana milk," Kanli Ayaka said persuasively, "Just do it with the feeling of kissing."

"Then how can it be the same?" Guobeng's face turned red again: "The mouth is a place to eat, but there is..."

Speaking of this, even she herself was a bit speechless. Although Guobeng grew up with Li Xingshan in the fishing village market where good and bad people were mixed together, it was inevitable that she would say some obscenities, but even so, she would still say what she said next. It's hard to say.

"So..." Kanli Linghua stared at Kunobeng and said, "Do you like your brother?"

"Of course I like it!" Guobeng said without hesitation.

"You don't even dare to taste the one you like, so how can you say you like it?" Kansato Linghua narrowed her eyes, as if she was a little bit of a demonstration: "If you like someone, you naturally like everything about him, his body. Every part, do you mean that you like him less than me?"

To be honest, if he didn't know the "history of decline" of Shenli Linghua, he couldn't believe that she said these words, but for some reason, he had the feeling of being possessed by Yae Shenzi.

In other words, this eldest lady is originally "black", but she hides it much deeper than Yae Miko.

Perhaps, Ayaka Kamisato is the righteous Yae Miko, and Yae Miko is the unscrupulous Yae Kamiko.

"No!" Guobeng was really irritated, and without saying a word, he lay down behind Li Xingshan, as if he had made a great determination, closed his eyes and lowered his head, saying: "I am sure that everyone will like it." Brother! I’ll eat, eat, eat, eat!!!”

"No...don't be so barbaric!" Li Xingshan grabbed the pillow, although he wanted to resist, but the strength of himself in the simulation was not as strong as Guobeng, and he couldn't break free at all.

So, for the first time in his life, he tasted the feeling of being violated.

That night, Guobeng really followed Shenli Linghua, using Li Xingshan's body as a teaching tool, and learned knowledge like opening the door to a new world.

It's just that Li Xingshan suffered a lot, and some words sighed and said:

Not only to lick and reward the attacking bird, but also when is Mi Qingxi.

.........

Three days later.

The wedding of Li Xingshan and Kujo Sara was held in such a hurry, the reason is very simple, the marriage must be completed before the news of the death of Kujo Masahito and Kujo Kamaji is spread, otherwise the outside world will inevitably spread public opinion, It is said that Jiutiao Xiaoxing is cold-blooded and ruthless, and the bones of the two sons are not cold, so they start to make red things.

However, at Kujo Sharo's wedding, the two righteous brothers did not show up. It is still a bit strange. Fortunately, the Kujo family has already released the word, saying that Kujo Zhengren has returned to the front line to carry out secret missions, and Kujo Kamichi, Then he contracted some minor illnesses and couldn't go out to rest.

This is not a random reason, because in the near future, Kujo Masahito will be killed by the rebels on Haizhi Island during the war, and there will be no bones left, while Kujo Kamaji will die of an infectious disease and be quickly killed. Cremation.

The scandal of brothers killing each other and killing each other must not be spread, otherwise the reputation accumulated by the Jiutiao family for thousands of years may become a laughing stock overnight.

Li Xingshan didn't know how many times he got married, he was already familiar with it, and the wedding with Jiutiao Shaluo had already been held for the second time.

However, the last time in the simulator, Li Xingshan and Jiutiao Shaluo were in love with each other and they were childhood sweethearts. The performance at the wedding was naturally like glue.

But the current Nine Tiao Shaluo has always disliked Li Xingshan, even on the wedding day, he and Li Xingshan seem to be strangers, he can even guess that under Bai Wugou's veil, the woman He must be putting on an impatient stinky face right now.

On the other hand, Li Xingshan and Jiu Tiao Xiaoxing, the young one and the old two foxes, have online acting skills all the way.

Li Xingshan was good at socializing, so naturally needless to say, even the always serious Jiu Tiao Xiaoxing was smiling all over his face, not at all like his two sons who had just died.

Chapter 937 Long Pain is worse than Short Pain

However, just like the wedding between himself and Jiujo Shaluo in the previous simulator.

For this wedding, Kujo Filial Piety unexpectedly invited General Lei Dian again.

Therefore, compared to the newcomers Li Xingshan and Jiutiao Shaluo, General Raiden is more eye-catching, not only because of her astonishing and peerless face, but also because she has almost always lived in the castle tower. It has been a long time since she appeared in the outside world.

Although there were many guests attending the wedding banquet, most of them were respectful and afraid of General Lei Dian. Of course, they did not have the qualifications to approach General Lei Dian. Only the patriarch of a big family like Jiu Tiao Xiaoxing, And senior officials of the shogunate can occasionally come forward to toast and have a brief chat with General Lei Dian.

Of course, among all the people present, Li Xingshan was the one who had seen General Thunder the most times. After all, General Thunder would go to Bai Jinhan twice a year to "inspect the work".

Don't look at just two times, this is probably the maximum number of times that most people in Daozuma can see General Raiden in their life.

"Why is she again..." Li Xingshan muttered a few words casually.

"Huh?" Jiutiao Shaluo, who had been silent beside him, suddenly said, "Why did you say 'again'?"

"No...no," Li Xingshan smiled awkwardly, and changed the subject, "I never thought that the general would come to this wedding."

"Yes..." In Jiutiao Saluo's voice, there was a rare trace of respect: "It is my honor to be able to participate in this wedding, General."

Although in this simulator, Kujo Sharo did not become a close vassal of General Raiden, but it seems that no matter which time and space she is in, her respect for General Raiden has not weakened in the slightest.

However, if she knew that General Raiden, whom she respected so much in her heart, often went to see her "performance" with Ayaka Kamisato, how would she feel in the depths of her heart.

"My daughter got married today, and I feel very honored that you can take the time to go to the banquet," I saw Jiu Tiao Xiaoxing said loudly: "Among the guests who are visiting today, the general is the respect, the two newcomers, come to toast the general for three Cup, if you are blessed by it, you will have smooth sailing and no worries in the future.”

Li Xingshan felt helpless for a while, but he couldn't refuse in front of everyone, so he could only bite the bullet and walked up to General Lei Dian together with Jiutiao Shaluo.

General Lei Dian and Li Xingshan met each other's eyes, but their expressions were somewhat complicated. Li Xingshan's gaze kept dodging, while General Lei Dian narrowed his eyes slightly, not knowing what he was thinking.

"Are you today's groom?"

After all, it was impossible for General Lei Dian to "recognize" Li Xingshan under such circumstances, so he could only pretend to be a stranger, and said indifferently: "It is indeed well-dressed and personable."

This sentence was somewhat ironic, and it was "well-dressed". Li Xingshan complained in his heart. When General Lei Dian was inspecting the work, he spent more than half of the time in a state of not wearing clothes.

"Words from the bride... Jiujo Shaluo, I remember you," General Lei Dian smiled slightly, and said, "I have read your file, and your work ability is worthy of recognition. I hope that in the future, I can also serve the shogunate well. "

For Jiutiao Shaluo, this made her more gratified than boasting about her appearance. What's more, she was praised by General Lei Dian, whom she admired the most. She forcibly held back the tears in her eyes, nodded and said: "O !"

She was moved but moved, but Li Xingshan who was on the side was speechless. How could such a good wedding be like a military parade.

If the person who married her today was not herself but General Lei Dian, she would probably faint from happiness.

"Jiutiao Shaluohui is a good wife." General Lei Dian glanced at Li Xingshan, and said meaningfully: "If you dare to let her down, I will never forgive you."

Well said, next time I have a relationship with Ayaka Kamisato, don't watch it if you have the ability.

"Don't worry, my lord general," Li Xingshan frowned, and said with a dry smile, "When my and Sara's child is full moon, please come and give our child a name."

"I agree," General Lei Dian nodded expressionlessly, and said, "I will definitely attend the banquet at that time."

Before the toast, Jiutiao Shaluo kept a straight face, but after the toast, there was always a faint smile on her face, and it seemed that even the eyes that looked at Li Xingshan were a little gentle.

This made Li Xingshan feel in his heart that he was underwhelmed by General Thunder and Lightning, but when he thought that the male lead in the bridal chamber today was himself, if he wants to be bullied, he should be General Thunder and Lightning.

The matter of the wedding banquet is nothing more than those steps.

When Li Xingshan came back to his senses, he and Jiutiao Shaluo were already sitting side by side in the new room.

"Thanks for your hard work......"

Li Xingshan said with some embarrassment: "How does it feel to be married?"

"It's just a part of the job," Kutiao Shaluo said lightly: "How do you think I will feel? Is it a wedding?"

"Then I don't dare to ask extravagantly," Li Xingshan said with a smile, "You didn't kick me out of the room tonight, that's enough for me to be grateful to Dade."

"Pfft..." Jiutiao Shaluo couldn't help but smiled, but immediately returned to his indifference, saying: "A dog can't spit out ivory."

"Look, you really look better when you smile," Li Xingshan swept his gaze over Jiutiao Shaluo, and said, "Guess what you're going to do in the bridal chamber wedding night?"

"Children, still guess?" Jiutiao Shaluo glared at Li Xingshan, his face flushed slightly: "Haven't you ever eaten pork, haven't you seen pigs running? Those things about men and women's bridal chambers, I...I Naturally it is clear."

"Then I don't need to say anything more," Li Xingshan shrugged his shoulders, and said, "The purpose of the Patriarch is to contribute to the Jiutiao family. The things between us have to be done, but let you take care of it all at once." It is indeed difficult to accept a man you don't like, if you are not ready, I can wait for a while."

He said these words not because Li Xingshan was some kind of gentleman, but because he was afraid that with his current strength, if he used his current strength directly against Jiutiao Shaluo, he might be killed by her.

What a joke, the self in the simulator is not even as strong as Guobeng, let alone this pure-blooded Tengu woman.

Li Xingshan was already ready to sleep on the table today, but just as he turned around, Nine Ties Saluo clasped his shoulders and said in a low voice: "Long pain is worse than short pain, just tonight Bar."

Chapter 938 Archery will inevitably miss the target

"Huh?"

Li Xingshan looked at Jiutiao Shaluo's face, and saw that her expression seemed to be different, and he couldn't help wondering: "It's not in line with your character to say such things, why are you so active all of a sudden?"

Although Jiujo Shaluo is indeed the kind of character who likes to cut messes quickly, it doesn't mean that she is willing to proceed as soon as possible in this matter.

She is indeed not good at hiding her thoughts. Li Xingshan has already seen that she has a different mind, so she murmured: "Didn't your lord promise that when the child is full moon, you will... come to the banquet?" ?"

Good guy, you hit too far with this shot, right?

In order to see General Lei Dian more, he is willing to have a child.

This is called a true fan! I don't know how much higher than those fans who can only talk about it.

"Just for this kind of thing?" Li Xingshan smiled helplessly, and said, "Although, this is indeed a reason worth doing."

"When...Of course not!" Jiujo Shaluo frowned, and said: "First, to be able to see the general, second, to satisfy the wish of the father, and third... ...third......"

"There's a third one?" Li Xingshan feigned surprise and said, "I thought the first two reasons were enough."

"I also want to have my own child," Jiutiao Shaluo touched his stomach, and said lightly: "From the beginning of my memory, I was alone, growing up in the mountains, although I was fortunate enough to be accepted by my adoptive father As an adopted daughter, but I still haven't felt the warmth of a family, if I can have my own children... then, it can be considered as having a family."

This was the first time Li Xingshan saw Jiutiao Shaluo showing such a gentle expression. He walked up to Jiutiao Shaluo, pressed his hand on the back of her hand on her lower abdomen, and said, "I may Not good at it, but when it comes to planting seeds, I am definitely a professional.”

Jiujo Shaluo was straightforward, and said casually: "You used to be a fisherman, how could you be good at the skills of a farmer?"

Her innocence made Li Xingshan couldn't help but chuckle, and whispered a few words in her ear, Jiutiao Saluo blushed, glared at Li Xingshan fiercely, and snorted coldly: "You Sure enough...it's still so unscrupulous."

"But you can teach your child to be a decent person," Li Xingshan said with a smile: "If it's a son, teach him riding and archery; if it's a daughter, teach her piano, chess, calligraphy and painting..."

"Why?" Unexpectedly, Jiutiao Shaluo shook his head and said, "Even if it is a daughter, can't you teach her riding and archery?"

"It's fine, it's all up to you, one is not enough, you can have a few more, anyway, the tengu clan has a tough physique and can handle it..." Li Xingshan's beautiful future constructed with words seems to make Jiutiao Saluo She fell into reverie for a while, but when she came back to her senses, she found that she had appeared in front of Li Xingshan defenselessly.

Apart from other things, at least when it comes to the ability to undress others, Li Xingshan is indeed a miraculous skill. After the whole set of movements, Jiutiao Shaluo didn't even have the slightest perception.

"Do you hate me?" Li Xingshan asked condescendingly.

Jiujo Shaluo was silent for a while, but still nodded, and said, "I hate it."

"That's really great," Li Xingshan said with a smile, "In that case, when you scold me later, you can have more fun."

"What?" Jiutiao Shaluo didn't react for a while, and said, "Why should I scold you..."

Before she could finish her sentence, she had already found the answer. Her body stiffened for a while, and then, she subconsciously wanted to push Li Xingshan away.

Given the difference in strength between the two, if she pushes with all her strength, Li Xingshan may not just fall off the bed, but may even be pushed out of the window directly. He said, "If you push me away, the child will be gone."

Sure enough, a simple sentence made Jiujo Shaluo stop, since she couldn't move, she could only speak.

It's just that, like Shenli Linghua, she is not very good at swearing, so she repeated those few words, which made Li Xingshan a little dumbfounded.

Fortunately, Kujosara's body, which has the blood of the Tengu clan, is much stronger than that of the eldest lady, Ayaka Kamisato. The louder she scolds, the more she can bear it. If she is like Ayaka Kamisato In that case, I am afraid that I can't make any sound at all.

After all, it was the first confrontation between the two, and there was no tacit understanding. Although Jiutiao Shaluo did not resist for the "big plan", it was definitely not cooperative. To Li Xingshan, it was like a moving corpse.

So, the first round ended in a hasty manner in less than half an hour. Jiutiao Shaluo felt uncomfortable all over and got up to get a towel, but Li Xingshan held her hand and said in a low voice, "Say, If the farmer dug out all the seeds he had just planted in the ground and threw them away, would there still be food growing in the ground?"

The meaning of this sentence is self-evident, so Jiutiao Shaluo had no choice but to stop his hands, but he still had some doubts: "Is it okay to wipe off some?"

"Just do what you want," Li Xingshan threatened with a smile, "If you don't win the lottery then, there won't be a full moon banquet to invite the general to attend."

Jiutiao Shaluo can be said to be "knowing it but not knowing why" about that aspect of things. Although he probably knows the process, he doesn't know what's going on. Dare to move, like a hen cuddling in its nest, Li Xingshan secretly laughed inwardly.

The more serious this kind of woman is, the more adorable she is when she acts stupidly.

Seeing Li Xingshan's expression that seemed to be a smile but not a smile, Jiutiao Shaluo couldn't help but said: "What are you laughing at? Are you kidding me?"

"How dare I?" Li Xingshan said solemnly: "If we can't give birth to an heir, the Patriarch will definitely not spare me."