Genshin Impact Simulator, Am I Their Public Enemy?

"It's true..." Jiutiao Shaluo nodded thoughtfully, and said, "So, how long will it take me to have a child of my own?"

It seems that the naive Kutiao Shaluo thought that as long as he did that thing, there would be a child. Compared with those innocent girls who believed that kissing would conceive, they were not much better.

"Let me give you an analogy," Li Xingshan said helplessly, "This matter is like archery, there will inevitably be times when you miss the target..."

"Miss the target?" Jiutiao Shaluo shook his head, and said solemnly: "How can it be possible to miss the target in archery?"

Chapter 939 Do not rest until the arrow hits

Indeed, for Kujo Sharo, it is indeed an "unbelievable" thing that archery will miss the target.

Li Xingshan said sincerely that he really hit her bullet, so he said helplessly: "There is still a difference here. When you shoot an arrow, the target is visible, but when I shoot an arrow, the target is invisible." , It can only depend on luck, if you are lucky, you may hit the soul in one shot, and if you are not lucky, you may not even hit the shot."

"I can't do this well..." Jiutiao Shaluo frowned and said, "Trash."

This can't be blamed on her being strict. Since she was a child, she has received the rigorous training of nine filial pieties to cultivate elite fighters. She has always believed that as long as there is dedication, there will be rewards. , Naturally swinging the blade like the wind.

So of course she couldn't accept Li Xingshan's theory of "missing the shot".

"If this matter can be successful every time, then Daoqi will be overcrowded." Li Xingshan said with a smile: "Don't worry, just try a few more times, as long as the number of arrows shot is enough, no matter how bad the bow skill is, People, sooner or later, a blind cat will meet a dead mouse, which happened last time."

After all, Jiutiao Shaluo didn't understand that aspect of things. Although he was a little skeptical about Li Xingshan's words, he could only nod his head in acquiescence. She lay down again, closed her eyes, bit her lips tightly and said, "Then... ..then hurry up."

Looking at her appearance, she seemed to be a little scared, Li Xingshan asked doubtfully, "What's wrong with you?"

"I'm enduring," Kujosara replied, "Although the tengu clan is physically strong, their ability to tolerate pain is no better than humans."

Hearing this, Li Xingshan couldn't help laughing again, cooperating with this silly dog, he thought that every time it would hurt like the first time.

"What's so funny?" Jiujo Saluo said angrily, "It's not you who hurts, so you naturally don't care."

"Don't worry," Li Xingshan held back his smile, and said, "It will only hurt the first time, and it won't happen later."

"Really...Really?" Kujo Saura immediately showed a relieved expression on his face.

"Try it and you'll know." Li Xingshan patted her on the back and said, "Turn around."

"Why did you turn around?" Jiutiao Saluo, who has always been taciturn, seemed to be a curious baby today, asking one after another: "Is the posture just now not good?"

Li Xingshan nodded and said, "Think about it, if you were asked to shoot an arrow blindfolded and the first arrow missed the target, what would you do?"

Jiujo Shaluo said casually: "Naturally change the direction..."

Speaking of this, she immediately understood. Indeed, if the posture is different, the direction of the "arrow" will naturally change. If you shoot the arrow with a different posture, the chance of hitting the arrow is indeed higher.

Jiutiao Shaluo nodded half-understood, turned around with some hesitation, and lay down on the ground. Before she was ready, Li Xingshan was already on the verge of swords and swords, and started a gust of output like a storm.

It wasn't until the sky outside the house was numbly bright that the battle between the two finally died down.

However, the Tengu tribe's physical strength was indeed astonishing. Li Xingshan had already exhaled more breath and less intake, but Jiutiao Shaluo still looked like nothing had happened.

"Is that... okay?"

Unknowingly, Jiutiao Shaluo has already leaned on Li Xingshan's body. As a member of the Tengu clan, she still instinctively worships the "strong man" in her bones, and Li Xingshan's performance last night really proved that he has this qualifications.

"It should be..." Li Xingshan enjoyed the rest after the battle, and said, "There are so many different postures, let alone blindfolded, you should be able to shoot with your hands tied. ...But aren't you tired at all?"

"How much... I'm still a little tired," Kutiao Shaluo said quite proudly, "It's because I've been weak these past few days. If it's normal, naturally it doesn't matter at all."

"Eh?" Li Xingshan wondered, "Why are you weak these days?"

"Women of the Tengu clan, just like human beings, have some inconvenient days every...every month," Kujo Sara said with a rare shy expression, "Yesterday was my last day, today is my last day. Naturally, there are still some that have not recovered."

When Li Xingshan heard this, his face immediately changed a little.

Good guy, the first seven and the last eight, this is the safest time for you.

This is a fart, the target has been withdrawn for you, and this Xia Ji is not allowed to shoot.

Seemingly seeing something different in Li Xingshan's expression, Jiutiao Shaluo slightly frowned and said, "Is there any problem?"

Li Xingshan thought to himself, if he answered truthfully, saying that last night was a waste of time, with Jiutiao Shaluo's character, he would definitely not let it go, so he had no choice but to say brazenly: "No...no problem, you worked hard Now, take a good rest for a few days."

"No." However, Jiujo Shaluo shook his head and said, "I can't rest until the arrow is actually shot. Tonight...continue."

Li Xingshan really wanted to tell Jiutiao Shaluo that in the next seven or eight days, no matter how hard he tried, the probability was very small, but looking at the other party's extremely determined eyes, he could only nod without tears.

【Exit Somatosensory Mode】

【Enter text mode】

[Complete the task: Let Kujo Filial Punishment be punished as it should be]

[Acquire skill reward: Anti-interference technique]

[Effect: It can cause a gap between the two designated targets, mutual suspicion, the worse the relationship between the targets, the lower the spiritual attribute, the higher the success rate]

It was another weird skill, but the weirder the skill, the more effective it would be at a critical moment.

It can only be said that talk is better than nothing.

[33 years old: After unremitting "efforts", Kujo Saura finally became pregnant and gave birth to a healthy boy the following year. Jiu Tiao Xiaoxing is naturally very satisfied with the emergence of a successor, after all, this represents the surname "Jiu Tiao", which can continue to be passed on]

[However, perhaps because there is no blood relationship, Kujo Takayuki does not seem to have any extra affection for this grandson, or in other words, even if he is a descendant who has a blood relationship, with his personality, he will probably not invest extra affection. For him, heirs are just a tool for family inheritance]

[And General Raiden, as promised at the beginning, participated in the full moon banquet between you and the son of Kujo Sara. However, at this time, Kujo Sara's "interest" in General Raiden seems to have weakened a lot. For her, that infant baby is the most important existence]

Chapter 940

[General Raiden named the child of you and Kujo Sharo "Yu Jia". He became the focus of your family as soon as he was born. Apart from the parents of you and Kujo Sharo, the "aunt" Guobeng , I also like this "nephew" quite a lot]

[You can understand Guobeng's mood. Your secret relationship has lasted for more than ten years. She also wanted to give birth to an heir for you. She even took off your raincoat blatantly several times, but it seems to be God's will. It's like a fool, no matter how common sense is, she didn't conceive a baby, even if she went to see a doctor, she couldn't find the reason at all]

[And you and Jiutiao Shaluo had a child in just over a year, so Guobeng dedicated his "maternal love" to Xiao Yujia]

[34 years old: With the son named by the general himself, you, as the son-in-law who stepped in, are also "the father is more expensive than the son", and you have gained a firm foothold in the Jiutiao family, and you have always been skeptical of you Kutiao filial piety, I finally let go of my vigilance, and truly regard you as a member of the Jiutiao family]

[In the same year, the Kujo family announced that its second young master Kujo Kamichi died of a serious illness. A few months later, news came from the front that Kujo Masahito died in a battle with the rebels]

[Of course, when these news came out, the bones of the brothers were probably decomposed in the ground. These news were just to give an explanation to those outsiders. In fact, the news of the death of the brothers was not just Inside the Jiutiao family, even some high-level officials of the other two families have already known about it]

[But now, a new successor has appeared, and the death of the Jiutiao brothers did not cause any waves. They probably did not expect that after fighting openly and secretly for a lifetime, the position of Patriarch was inexplicably given to someone who did not have any Jiutiao family blood. outsider】

[35 years old: Jiutiao Xiaoxing completely retreated behind the scenes, and handed over the management of the Jiutiao family to you and Jiutiao Shaluo. Of course, it is impossible for this old fox to delegate power so simply. In fact, the three senior elders in the Jiutiao family , still under the control of Jiutiao Xiaoxing, these three old people who add up to more than two hundred years old are still the core of the Jiutiao family's power]

[However, this matter is not difficult for you. Everyone has their own weaknesses and weaknesses, and how to break through them is what you are best at]

[36 years old: A wealthy family member, you corrupted with money, and Mo La smashed his face. Greedy elder, you will send Bai Jinhan's young woman to make him grow old again. If you like elegant elders, you will send the calligraphy and painting copybooks you have collected, among which there are many treasures from Liyue]

[37 years old: In just two years, the three elders have been completely infiltrated by you, and you have already held many handles on them. After everything is under your complete control, you finally started to prepare for the last step plan】

[In the same year, Kujo Takayuki was celebrating his 70th birthday. Because of his health, he did not invite outsiders, but only held a birthday party within the family.]

【Entering the somatosensory mode】

[Mission objective: To take revenge on Kujo Takayuki, rewards will be given according to the degree of success of the revenge]

How successful is revenge?

Does it refer to Kujo Takayuki's reaction intensity after revenge?

Li Xingshan found this mission goal quite interesting.

When he opened his eyes again, he had already appeared in a banquet. This was a medium-sized banquet. As the birthday star, Jiu Tiao Xiaoxing naturally sat upright, and the people on both sides were the Jiu Tiao family. His important ministers, Li Xingshan, his wife and three elders, naturally sat closest to the main seat.

At this time, his beard and hair were all white, and the root of the disease left by him when he was young gradually showed its disadvantages when he was old. Coupled with the pain of bereavement a few years ago, he looked like an eight-year-old. Elderly people over ten years old.

However, his vitality is very tenacious, no wonder, in order to prolong his life, he does not know how many precious medicinal materials have been collected, and how many doctors with superb medical skills have been enlisted to accompany him.

Since ancient times, the majority of long-lived people have been rich and honored. It is not unreasonable. Even if "birth, old age, sickness and death" is the only fair thing in this world, some people can "cheat" with money and power.

At this time, in the center of the main hall, a boy about four years old was holding a bamboo sword, performing kendo in a rigorous manner.

He is the son of Li Xingshan and Jiutiao Shaluo, Jiutiao Yujia. There is no doubt that this boy who looks like a porcelain doll has perfectly inherited all the advantages of their genes. Although he is still young, his swordsmanship is already quite good. Well, the surrounding audience also applauded.

"Stop," however, Kujo Takayuki waved his hands hoarsely and said, "Yu Jia, come here."

Although Jiujo Xiaoxing is Xiao Yujia's grandfather, there is no blood relationship between the two, and there is not much communication at ordinary times. Facing his grandfather's call, Yujia seems a little flattered, but he obediently walks in front of Jiujo Xiaoxing.

Just when everyone thought that Jiu Tiao Xiaoxing would praise his grandson next, they only heard a crisp sound of "pa", but Jiu Tiao Xiaoxing had already slapped Yu Jia on the face, and the four-year-old child fell down immediately On the ground, blood flowed from the mouth and nose. For a while, I wanted to cry, but I didn't dare to cry.

The originally lively banquet immediately became extremely quiet.

"There are still two mistakes in such a simple swordsmanship. How can such a fool inherit the position of the future patriarch..." Kujo Takayuki said with a gloomy expression, "It's a waste of the blood of the Tengu clan."

Everyone's faces were very tense, especially Jiutiao Shaluo. Seeing her son's aggrieved appearance, she seemed to be heartbroken. She hurried forward, took Yu Jia's hand, and walked back with her head bowed.

"Father, mother..." Little Yujia bit her lip and said, "I'm sorry, Yujia... I'm ashamed of you."

"You've done a good job." Li Xingshan patted his son's shoulder and said with a smile, "Let your mother take you home first. I put your favorite dumpling milk on the table."

After all, he gave Jiutiao Shaluo a wink, and the latter seemed to see something. She glanced at her son, then at Jiutiao Xiaoxing who was high above her, and sighed helplessly. Only then took Yu Jia's hand and hurriedly left the room.

"I'm sorry, father-in-law, I usually slacken my training on Yujia." Li Xingshan walked to the stage, bowed slightly and said, "I made everyone laugh. Next, please enjoy the singing and dancing, and change your mood."

Chapter 941

After hearing this, everyone hurriedly echoed, but couldn't help admiring Li Xingshan in their hearts.

After all, what Kutiao Xiaoxing said just now was obviously to scold his grandson Jiutiao Yujia for not working hard in cultivation, but in fact he was secretly scolding Li Xingshan for his improper bloodline, wasting Jiutiao Shaluo's incomparably precious Tengu bloodline.

If it was the nine filial piety before, he might not be so harsh, but since the death of his two sons, his character has become more and more extreme, and coupled with his monopoly position in the family, he has no scruples. For his subordinates, As long as you don't like it, you will scold without mercy.

If the Jiutiao family is a small kingdom, then Jiutiao Xiaoxing is undoubtedly an extremely cruel emperor.

After Li Xingshan finished speaking, he took two steps back and clapped his hands lightly, only to see a group of dancers with graceful figures and fluttering clothes swimming into the hall neatly, dancing gracefully to the sound of the music.

However, there is no band in the hall, where does the sound of music come from?

Everyone looked at each other in blank dismay, only to see a strangely shaped thing was placed beside Li Xingshan, and the music sound came from the speaker on that thing.

Although the faces of the dancers were covered with veils, their faces could not be seen clearly, but their graceful waists alone had firmly caught the attention of the guests, especially the lead dancer, whose long silver hair kept following the dance steps. Spinning, elegant and agile, that slim figure and gorgeous dancing posture immediately became the focus of the whole banquet.

After the music stopped and the dance stopped, everyone still seemed to be unsatisfied. If it weren't for Jiu Tiao Xiaoxing sitting on the seat, they might have stood up together and shouted "Encore".

Li Xingshan clapped his hands again, and all the dancers understood immediately, and sat down beside the guests one after another. One guest was paired with one, but one was not too many, and the other was not too much. He bowed and sat beside Kujo Takayuki.

It is naturally a great thing to have a beautiful woman by your side to accompany the wine and serve, not to mention that these dancers are all rare beauties. The originally serious atmosphere was calmly resolved by Li Xingshan.

"For my father-in-law's birthday, I have prepared three gifts. The first is the song and dance just now." The phonograph customized by Fontaine can keep the wonderful music forever.”

Jiu Tiao Xiaoxing's complexion is now a little better. Gifts are actually meaningless to him. Face is the most important thing. He smiled lightly and said, "What about the third one?"

"The third thing," Li Xingshan said with an imperceptible smile on the corner of his mouth, "here."

I saw the phonograph suddenly turned on, and after a hoarse voice, there was a man's violent voice and the sound of beating: "Let you say I can't do it! Let you say I'm useless! What do you mean? I'm just an abandoned son in the eyes of my father! I... I am the future head of the Jiutiao family! After I take over! The first... The first thing is to send you to Haizhi Island, let... let those rebels chop you up!"

After this short recording ended, the hall immediately fell silent again, because this was the voice of the second son of the Kujo family, Kamaji Kujo, who passed away.

Jiu Tiao Xiaoxing's complexion immediately darkened to the extreme. He stroked his chest and glared angrily, "This...what's going on?"

"This is what I said five years ago, the day before Kujo Kamaji was killed. I invited them to Bai Jinhan for a drink that night. He beat his drunk brother for a woman." Li Xingshan said indifferently : "Kujo Masahito heard this recording, and the next day he found Kujo Kamaji angrily, and then..."

Speaking of this, Li Xingshan made a gesture of wiping his neck, and said with a smile: "Chop off the head of my own brother."

Hearing this, Jiu Tiao Xiaoxing already understood what happened. It turned out that everything five years ago was a scam by Li Xingshan, and he was the one who planned the death of his two sons!

If it was Jiu Tiao Xiao Xing five years ago, he might have already raised his sword to slash him at this time, but now his body is not as good as before, and he was so angry that he could only raise his finger at Li Xingshan at this time, but said I can't speak.

"Oh, by the way, as for your eldest son Jiujo Zhengren, he didn't voluntarily commit seppuku." Li Xingshan put his hand on his lower abdomen again, stroked it lightly, and said with a smile, "I tricked him into using it." Gave sympathy for seppuku, and then took advantage of his seppuku to push the blade into his stomach, watching his intestines flow out to the ground."

Jiu Tiao Xiaoxing's face was already as angry as a pig's liver at this time. The reason why he was so angry was not only because of the death of his two sons, but also because the cause of their death was too embarrassing. , playing around with a fishing village peddler.

"puff!"

He suddenly spat out a mouthful of blood, and said angrily: "Come on, chop this bastard into pieces!"

Li Xingshan smiled without saying a word, just snapped his fingers lightly, and saw that the dancers who were originally drinking with the guests immediately suppressed their smiles, and took off their hairpins from their heads one after another with lightning speed. The blade touched the neck of the guest beside him.

Of course, the three elders did not receive this kind of treatment, they had already been bribed by Li Xingshan.

In fact, most of the other guests supported Li Xingshan, but in order to avoid trouble, Li Xingshan still chose to suppress all of them.

In this way, those retainers who want to betray the nine filial pieties but are ashamed to speak up can also choose to remain silent "with peace of mind".

Jiu Tiao Xiaoxing naturally understood what was going on immediately. He looked at the three most important elders who had followed him for decades, and murmured: "You...why are you... ...to betray me..."

"Master Patriarch, this is not a betrayal." Among them, the oldest and highest-ranking elder sighed, and said lightly: "The times have changed, we old guys should give young people more opportunities, old minister I think it's better for you to be more decent."

Li Xingshan took two knives, one long and one short, that had been prepared, put them in front of Jiu Tiao Xiaoxing, and said with a smile: "The long one is the one that kills Kamichi, and the short one is the one that kills Kamichi." Zhengren's knife, if you are willing to cut through your stomach, my son-in-law doesn't mind... I will make a mistake for you."