Genshin Impact Simulator, Am I Their Public Enemy?

"I don't want to be a light bulb either." Yae Miko blinked and said with a smile, "Besides, I've been walking around Inazuma's streets for five hundred years, and I'm already tired of it."

Seeing Shen He and Yae Shenzi helping her so much, Kansato Linghua was moved in her heart, thinking that she could not let down their help, so she tried to recall Shen He's appearance, patted Li Xingshan on the shoulder, and said: "Don't. ...Stop rambling, let's go!"

"Okay... okay." Although Li Xingshan felt that something was wrong, he couldn't explain why, so he had to follow the meaning of "Shen He" in front of him and walked out of the room together.

It wasn't until the two left that Yae Shenzi and Shen He looked at each other, but they both smiled.

"I said you, it's really strange," Yae Shenzi couldn't help but said curiously: "You should have seen that Linghua has intentions for Li Xingshan, and yet she is still working so hard to match them."

"There's nothing wrong with that girl, she's pretty and has a good personality," Shen He said indifferently, "Instead of taking advantage of others, it's better to take advantage of that idiot, anyway, Senior Sister Gan Yu definitely doesn't mind being more lively at home. "

"So sister Gan Yu thinks this way?" Yae Shenzi squinted his eyes and murmured: "In this way, I can feel relieved."

"What are you worried about?" Shen He asked a little strangely.

"It's nothing." Yae Shenzi covered her mouth with a smile and said, "I just thought I haven't seen her for a long time. If I'm free someday, I'd like to go to Liyue myself and visit her."

"It's easy to talk about," Shen He nodded and said, "Senior Sister Gan Yu must be very happy too."

"By the way," Yae Kamito seemed to have thought of something, and said, "They went shopping, how are you going to pass the time next?"

"Me?" Shen He said casually, "As usual, just meditate in your room."

"That's fine, although it's a bit boring." Yae Kamiko seemed a little disappointed and said: "However, in order to avoid suspicion, you should go to Linghua's room to rest first."

.........

Inazuma Castle, Hanamizaka.

Li Xingshan and Shenli Linghua walked side by side, but for some reason, the atmosphere between the two seemed a little awkward.

This is not because of Shenli Linghua's introverted personality. In fact, if she is using her own body now, she can definitely communicate with Li Xingshan in a graceful manner as a lady, but now, she is using For Shen He's body, he was afraid that if he said one more word, his feet might be exposed.

Chapter 962 Special Event

"Ahe..."

In the end, it was Li Xingshan who spoke first, interrupting the somewhat awkward atmosphere between the two, and said, "Why do I always feel that today...you seem a little strange?"

Kanli Linghua was slightly taken aback, and then realized that the other party was calling her, just about to answer with a subconscious smile, but suddenly remembered that Shen He had said before that she seldom smiled, so it turned from sunny to cloudy in an instant. A face said: "I...I'm fine."

Seeing the gloomy expression of "Shen He", Li Xingshan swallowed subconsciously.

fine?

Who would believe it.

If it's okay, will you somehow show an expression of wanting to chew yourself alive?

Li Xingshan's mind churned. Although Shen He's personality was indeed different from that of ordinary girls, she was still a girl after all, and it was not impossible for her to be a little cautious occasionally.

Could it be that she was so angry because she was too busy after coming to Dao's wife, and after Shen He came, she accidentally left her out in the cold?

If that's the case, treat her well today and let her calm down.

Thinking of this, Li Xingshan suddenly grabbed Shenli Linghua's little hand, and said with a smile: "This is a rare opportunity, let's have fun today."

Hands...hands are held!

Feeling the rough and warm palm of the man, Kanli Ayaka's body stiffened immediately, and she even wanted to pull it out subconsciously.

Unexpectedly, at this moment, a familiar voice suddenly sounded in her mind.

"Don't let go, just go with the flow."

Is this...the voice of Yae Miyaji?

Kansato Linghua was stunned for a moment, and asked tentatively in her mind: "Master Gong Si, is it... are you talking to me?"

"That's right, I have shared some of your senses with you through spells," Yae Miko replied, "Don't worry, I will help you as an advisor and tell you what to do when the time is right."

"Miyaji-sama..." Kansato Linghua was moved in her heart, and replied, "Thank you."

"It's okay, this is what I should do."

As simple as she is, how could she know that the Yae Shenzi at this time is holding fried tofu while watching the live broadcast, thinking about how to have some fun and come out alive.

It was so much fun!

With Yae Miko as the "off-site guide", Kanli Linghua immediately felt a lot more at ease. Although it was the first time she had such "intimate" contact with the opposite sex in reality, she was somewhat shy, but she still quickly I got used to it.

If it was Ms. Shin Hak, she would definitely behave more naturally.

Fortunately, under the guidance of Yae Shenzi, Kanli Linghua can at least chat and communicate with Li Xingshan normally. Although she is not used to the fact that she has to pretend to be indifferent, she is still good at learning. Soon, I roughly grasped how to behave "more like" Shin Hak.

When the two walked to the middle of the street, they suddenly saw a crowd gathering at the entrance of a restaurant not far away, as if something had happened.

Even more coincidentally, besides the crowd, Li Xingshan saw a familiar figure.

It was Kanoin Heizo who helped him and Yae Miko to find clues not long ago.

"Hey, isn't this Brother Li?" Luyeyuan Heizang happened to see the two of them, and waved his hand and said, "Is this?"

"I...my name is Shen He." Before Li Xingshan could speak, Shenli Linghua took the lead in introducing herself: "It's his old friend in Liyue."

Old friend?

As a professional detective, Shikanoin Heizo is very good at observing words and expressions. He could tell at a glance that the silver-haired beauty in front of him probably has an unusual relationship with Li Xingshan, but as smart as him, he naturally wouldn't say anything, just smiled and said: " Hello, I'm Shikanoin Heizo, I'm a detective, let's say."

As the eldest lady of the society, Shenli Linghua can be regarded as an acquaintance with the sympathy of this heavenly leader, but she is still quite cautious, lest the detective see any flaws.

"By the way," Li Xingshan asked curiously, "Why are there so many people around here?"

"This Akasaka restaurant has just opened and is doing opening activities," Shikanoin Heizo shrugged and said, "I'm here to maintain law and order. By the way, check to see if there are any illegal operations."

"Opening event?" Li Xingshan asked thoughtfully, "Aren't general opening events all about discounts to attract customers?"

"Recently, business is not doing well, and the restaurant is also very introverted. Even the opening event has started various arrangements." Kanoin Heizang said with a smile: "The content of this event is that as long as two guests kiss for more than one minute If you don’t breathe, you can get a 30% discount, and if it lasts for more than three minutes, you can get a 50% discount. If it lasts for more than five minutes, not only can you get free of charge, but you can also enjoy a premium box.”

"Is there still such an activity?"

Li Xingshan was slightly surprised and looked up at the stage. As expected, a young couple was embracing and kissing amidst the cheers of the onlookers. There was a clock behind them to count the time.

It's a pity, but within two minutes, the couple let go of their mouths, and both of their cheeks were flushed. Obviously, for ordinary people, this is almost the limit.

"Congratulations to this couple, you got a 30% off coupon," the host continued after handing out the rewards, "Are there any customers who want to challenge? The discounts are given priority, while stocks last."

"I come!"

I saw a big hand suddenly stretched out from the audience, and waved it wildly. Then, a burly man with a tall figure and two horns on his head walked onto the stage with his head held high. Behind him, he was holding another young man. man's arm.

Not only Li Xingshan knew this person, but also almost everyone present.

"The troublesome guy has appeared," Shikanoin Heizo rubbed his forehead, and said helplessly, "Arataki, no matter where there is excitement, this guy is indispensable..."

That's right, that person was Kazuto Ararataki, and the man beside him was a member of the Ararataki faction.

"As long as you don't take a breath for five minutes," Araki said excitedly, "all bills will be free!"

"That...that's true," the host said in embarrassment, "but, do you want to be with him..."

Although the beauty of Longyang is that Dao's wife is not something that should be kept secret, but such a high-profile one is very rare.

It's not so much that Araki Ichidou has too thick skin, it's better to say...he may not know what "skin" is at all.

"He is the best diver in the Ararataki faction!" Ararataki nodded and said, "Why, there is no requirement that you must be a couple to participate?"

Chapter 963 Ayaka Kamisato's Provocation

The host never expected that such a situation would happen, and said helplessly, "Yes... there is no rule, but..."

The original intention of the opening event was to use gimmicks to attract traffic. After all, couples kissing in public is still very interesting. I will come to watch two old men having sex for no reason. What about the appetite of the guests?

"Then there's nothing to worry about!" I saw Huang Taki pinching the younger brother's shoulder with a fight, the younger brother: "Hold your breath, let's have a good meal later."

And the younger brother had a mournful face, and said: "Boss, is that what you said 'invite me to dinner'? Or, forget it..."

Not to mention that it takes a lot of courage to kiss the big man in front of me. If I really kiss, I will definitely become famous in Dao's wife in another way, basically I will completely lose the right to choose a spouse for the rest of my life.

"That can't be done, my uncle is starving to death, that guy Anin didn't know where he went without saying a word, and the finances of the Araki faction are completely cut off." Come on, it's only five minutes, it's quick!"

"Brother Dou, don't..."

That little brother was powerless to resist Araki Yidou at all, but when the hot-eyed scene was about to happen, there was just a "swoosh", and an arrow accurately passed through the middle of their faces and nailed it over the wall.

Everyone was shocked when they saw a tall, short-haired woman who jumped onto the stage and took out the handcuffs from behind. Without saying a word, she directly handcuffed Araki Ichito's wrist, and said expressionlessly: "Every time You commit crimes on patrol, and if you want to do indecent things in public, come with me."

Li Xingshan was startled, that woman was no one else, but the Nine-Tie Shaluo practiced by Tianling!

"Hey, what's so indecent!" Ichito Ararataki wanted to break free, but his strength was not as strong as that of the Tengu woman in front of him, so he could only quibble: "Actually...he is a woman, It's just relatively flat, why don't you check it?"

"It's better to check to see if you are a woman." Jiutiao Shaluo dragged Araki Yidou off the stage, and said coldly: "I will let the military doctor of Tianling Xingxing take a good look at your brain by the way. There are also problems."

"This...isn't this Kujo-sama?"

Li Xingshan hurriedly stepped forward, stopped him, and said, "What a coincidence."

Seeing that it was Li Xingshan who came, Jiutiao Shaluo stared at the familiar yet unfamiliar face, she was slightly taken aback for a moment, but after seeing the silver-haired beauty beside him, she said coldly: "Is it you?"

"You still remember me?" Li Xingshan said with a smile, "That's really great."

Although in reality, he and Araki Ichidou do not know each other, but in the simulator, Ararataki Ichidou is his good brother after all, and he has sacrificed a lot for himself. Therefore, Li Xingshan wondered if he could help him Excuse me.

"I don't think there's anything good about it," Jiutiao Shaluo said indifferently: "It's you, I haven't seen you for a few days, and you have another woman around you?"

Although in the previous simulator dream, she and Li Xingshan played a lot of rivalry, but her personality is different from that of Ayaka Kamisato. Even if she has something on her mind, she will try to suppress it as much as possible, and it is difficult to express it.

However, seeing Li Xingshan changing beauties around him like a circle, she was still a little upset in her heart.

Kamisato Ayaka also wanted to say hello, but when she thought about her identity at this time, she immediately chose to remain silent. Facing Kujo Sara's slightly offensive words, she didn't know how to respond.

"Don't be cowardly, beat her up."

However, Yae Shenzi's voice suddenly appeared in Kanli Linghua's mind: "If it is the real Shen He, I will definitely not be able to swallow this breath."

That's right, if it was Miss Shen He, she would definitely react.

"So what if you change... a different woman?" Kansato Linghua held back for a long time before summoning up her courage and saying, "I see you look so fierce, you must have never even touched a man's hand , why, seeing other people loving each other, do you feel jealous in your heart?"

As she spoke, she deliberately hugged Li Xingshan's arm.

It's just that she seems to have forgotten that her current self has a much wider chest than before. If her original body was, at most, she would use a breastplate to hold her arm, but now, half of Li Xingshan's arm is trapped. went in.

Li Xingshan himself has been used to it for a long time, and he didn't have much reaction, but Kamisato Linghua herself, although her body does not belong to her, she feels very real.

Jiutiao Shaluo, as the general who pursues the heavenly leader and the right-hand man of General Lei Dian, has a three-point respect for her. He has never been insulted like this before. He frowned and said: "I... I am not jealous, and then... ...Besides, who said I haven't touched a man?"

"Really or not?" Arataki Yidou on the side didn't think it was a big deal to watch the excitement, and said with a shocked face: "Which man dares to touch you?"

"Shut up!"

Kujo Sharo directly gave Araki a fight and an elbow, and the latter bent down directly in pain.

Kamisato Linghua is smart and quick-witted, and she got into the scene very quickly. She sneered and said, "Empty talk is nothing, how can I prove it?"

"Yeah!" Araki Yidou continued to say desperately: "If you can really touch a man, then I will guarantee you a month...no, half a year!"

"Forget it, forget it, it's better not to force others to make things difficult for you," Shenli Linghua shrugged and said, "If you keep a straight face all day like you, men might not dare to speak when they see it, right?"

"It makes sense," Araki Ichito seemed to agree quite a bit, and said, "If I kiss this guy, I guess it feels like a man."

Although the two of them had never met each other before, but this chorus sounded like a double-reed song, Jiutiao Shaluo flushed with anger, she suddenly snorted coldly, grabbed Li Xingshan by the collar, and said: " Then I will prove it to you! Come here!"

"Eh?" Li Xingshan didn't expect that he would be affected, so he said helplessly, "I didn't say anything!"

"You look after me!" Jiutiao Saluo glared at the silver-haired cold beauty in front of him, and said, "I will kiss this guy for five minutes now, and if I do, you will apologize to me obediently!"

"Of course it's okay," Kanli Linghua sneered, "However, if you lose, you have to shout 'I don't have a man' three times, how about it?"

"snort......"

Jiutiao Shaluo nodded, and pulled Li Xingshan all the way onto the stage.

And this scene instantly detonated the audience. After all, compared to the mere opening event, seeing Kutiao Shaluo kissing a man is more inconceivable than the red rain falling from the sky.

Chapter 964 Kiss! Kiss!

As soon as Li Xingshan and Jiujo Shaluo stepped onto the stage, Shikanoin Heizo quietly appeared next to Ararataki Yidou in the audience. He took out a key from nowhere and quickly opened the door. Ararataki shook the shackles on his wrists.

"Eh? You are?" Yidou Huangtaki, who was released suddenly, seemed to be a little unaware of what was going on.

"It's what Li Xiaoge meant," Luyeyin Heizang put a finger to his lips, and said in a low voice, "He took the initiative to talk to Lord Kujosara just to beg for you. Don't worry, I'll just say that Send someone to take you away, she won't go to investigate this matter anyway."