Genshin Impact Simulator, Am I Their Public Enemy?

"But..." Arakaki Yidou looked at the strange but inexplicably familiar Liyue man on the stage, and asked with some doubts: "I obviously don't know him, why did he help me?"

"Probably because of fate," Luyeyuan Heizang said with a smile: "By the way, his name is Li Xingshan. If you want to repay him in the future, you should remember this name."

"What is Li Xingshan, that's my good brother!" Arakaki Yidou felt grateful. Although he acted recklessly and unpredictable, he was very loyal. If others treat him well, he can return three points. , he nodded, and said: "This kindness, I have written it down."

"Okay, okay, let's go," Luyeyin Heizang said with a smile, "You won't be able to run away when Jiujo Shaluo comes back."

"Although what you said is very reasonable..." Who knows, Araki Ichidou said curiously: "But, I also really want to see that man and woman kissing, in order to see this, I would rather Locked up for a few days!"

Kanoin Heizo and Kamisato Ayaka: "..."

.........

However, the conversation between the three of them didn't seem to be noticed. At this time, everyone's eyes were focused on the stage.

Li Xingshan and Jiutiao Shaluo met each other's eyes, and their expressions seemed to be a little subtle.

Jiujo Shaluo was just impulsive just now, and he didn't realize how outrageous his decision was until after playing.

But she has a special status, if she repents at this time, let alone it will be a great shame, and at the same time, it will inevitably damage the image of one-sidedness that she has established on weekdays.

"Kiss one!"

Suddenly, someone in the audience yelled something, and immediately after that, shouts like overwhelming mountains and seas rang out.

Even Arataki Ichito, who would rather be caught and sent to prison today just to watch the fun, shouted, "Kiss! Kiss!"

Li Xingshan always thought that only Liyue people were keen to watch the excitement, but now that he thinks about it, this is probably the commonality of human beings all over the world.

For some reason, he suddenly had an illusion that he and Jiutiao Shaluo were like the sunset warrior and Zixia fairy at the end of "A Chinese Journey to the West", waiting for the result in the eyes of everyone.

However, there is no Monkey King who will come to possess Li Xingshan.

"I really can't help it," Li Xingshan sighed, and said helplessly, "Lord Kutiao Shaluo, I have an idea. When we are kissing later, I can put a piece of paper in the middle. I am very fast, absolutely not It will be discovered."

"Why..." Jiutiao Shaluo frowned and said, "Is that why you don't want to kiss me?"

"I didn't mean that!" Li Xingshan couldn't laugh or cry: "I was just afraid that you would mind..."

"It doesn't matter! Ming people don't do dark things. If you want to win, you must win in the open."

Seeing that Jiutiao Shaluo plucked up his courage, he took a step forward, walked up to Li Xingshan, and said: "However, if you dare to stick out your tongue, I will never forgive you!"

After the words were finished, before Li Xingshan came back to his senses, Jiutiao Shaluo directly pressed his shoulders, closed his eyes and kissed him.

After a short silence, there was a burst of thunderous cheers suddenly.

Kiss! Really kiss!

That Nine Tiao Shaluo, who usually looks high and cold-blooded and ruthless, kissed a Liyue man passionately in front of the public!

"It's such a rare spectacle," Shikanoin Heizo couldn't help but sigh with emotion: "He is indeed an interesting man, as long as you meet him, you always seem to be able to meet something interesting."

"Ju...actually kissed that tomboy..." Araki Ichito said with adoring expression, "As expected of my good brother!"

As for Kanli Ayaka, her mood was the most complicated. She sent the man she liked to kiss other women. She never thought that she would do such a stupid thing.

"Don't worry, it's a good thing."

However, Yae Shenzi's voice suddenly began to comfort her.

Kanli Linghua said helplessly, "What's so good about this?"

"Kujosara is just an episode, and you are today's heroine," Yae Kamito's voice was hidden: "Soon, you will know why."

Kamisato Ayaka didn't understand her words, but her eyes were still on what happened on the stage.

Li Xingshan's physical fitness has already surpassed that of normal human beings by a large margin. It is not a problem to hold his breath for five minutes. As a tengu clan, Jiujo Shaluo can also hold his breath for a period of time.

Therefore, the five-minute limit is not a problem for them.

However, listening to the cheers in my ears and the feeling of melting, this is the most troublesome "enemy" of Kujo Sharo.

No, I can't go on...

The remaining rationality seemed to urge Jiutiao Shaluo to end this farce as soon as possible, but just when she was about to retreat, a hand suddenly pressed down on her lower back.

It's Li Xingshan!

The fingers were fingering like playing the piano, as if they were saying to Jiujo Saluo, you just forbid me to use my tongue, but you didn't forbid me to use my hands.

If you're held down, there's nothing you can do about it...

Kujo Sharo had no choice but to compromise. At that moment, she almost forgot that as a tengu clan, she was much stronger than ordinary humans. If she really wanted to break free, she could only move her fingers.

But instead of doing that, she chose to compromise.

I don't know how long it took, but after feeling the air flowing in, Jiujo Shaluo woke up, and one of his hands was held by the host and lifted up, saying loudly: "Eleven minutes two Fifteen seconds, it's incredible!"

Eleven minutes and twenty-five seconds?

Jiutiao Shaluo was startled, and immediately looked at Li Xingshan, and said, "No... isn't it only five minutes?"

"Didn't you hear? The host already reminded you at five minutes," Li Xingshan said helplessly, "It's just that you didn't seem to want to stop, so you continued to count down."

Chapter 965 It's not you who are so fat!

Kutiao Shaluo was completely in a trance just now, so naturally he would not hear the host's prompt.

As for the host, of course she didn't want to interrupt such an excellent publicity opportunity, so she simply made the mistake and kept watching the two of them until how long they could kiss.

"In order to reward the performance of the two of you, we specially prepared a special gift!" The host took out a golden card and said: "As long as you use this card, all consumption in this store will be free for life. Congratulations to the two lucky players."

However, at this time, the audience under the stage was more lively than the stage, and the voices of discussion were even more endless.

"I didn't expect that Mr. Jiutiao, who is usually so cold and aloof, actually has such a side."

"Probably, it's because you held it in for too long?"

"Sure enough, people can't be judged by their appearance..."

"Damn, didn't you say that the fat and water don't flow into outsiders' fields? It's cheaper for a foreigner!"

"Eleven minutes, Master Kujo must have enjoyed it too..."

With the keen sense of smell of the Tengu clan, Kujo Sara could almost hear most of the discussions about herself. The bet", Fei also disappeared from the crowd's sight.

"Run... ran away..."

Seeing the back of Jiutiao Shaluo leaving, the host was stunned for a while, but then handed the gold card to Li Xingshan helplessly, and said: "In that case, I will leave it to you first, thank you very much for your participation. "

"So," Li Xingshan smiled and said, "Can I use it now?"

"Of course there is no problem, but..." The host seemed a little puzzled, and said, "Didn't Master Kutiao leave?"

"It's okay, I have another female companion," Li Xingshan shook his head, and said, "Or...is this card only for couples?"

She thought to herself, who the hell is this man? It was incredible to be able to kiss Jiutiao Shaluo, but he dared to take a reward and go to eat with other women.

If I were Jiutiaoshaluo, I would definitely not be able to swallow this breath.

Scumbag!

Of course, even though she thought so in her heart, she still had a slightly embarrassed smile on her face, and said: "Of course there is no such rule, I...I will ask someone to help you arrange the room now."

.........

half an hour later.

In the high-end box of the restaurant, the tables in front of Li Xingshan and Shenli Linghua were already filled with a variety of delicacies.

Of course, none of them are extravagant people. The reason why they ordered so many dishes is naturally because Li Xingshan is very familiar with "Shen He"'s appetite. It is estimated that ordinary portions are difficult to satisfy her appetite.

What's more, Dao's wife's meals are generally relatively small, so naturally they have to order more.

"It seems that the dishes are almost ready," Li Xingshan nodded in satisfaction, and said, "Ahe, eat more."

"Yes, it is."

Looking at the table full of dishes in front of her, Kamisato Linghua felt like crying. In order to maintain her figure and temperament, she had always been quite strict with the meal restrictions. You can see Li Xingshan's expression, Miss Shen He's appetite It seems that she is much older than herself, which inevitably makes her a little embarrassed.

Sure enough, it seemed that she had sensed the predicament of Ayaka Kamisato, Yae Kamito's reminder immediately appeared in her mind: "It's okay, eat as much as you can, anyway, it's not my body to be fat."

"This...isn't that good?" Kanli Linghua seemed to be hesitant: "If you eat too much, wouldn't Ms. Shen He..."

"Don't worry, you haven't seen her exercise before, no matter how much she eats, she won't gain weight," Yae Miko vowed, "Besides, even if there is excess fat, it will grow to where it should be."

Kanli Linghua looked down, and suddenly realized that after switching bodies with Shen He, she felt that the biggest change was that she almost never saw her own toes anymore.

Could it be that the reason why I am not as developed as Miss Shen He is because I usually eat too much?

Thinking of this, Kanli Linghua no longer held back, thinking, even if it is to avoid suspicion, she should eat more.

I saw that she picked up the tempura that she never ate, and took a bite directly. The smell of fat and meat bloomed between her lips and teeth in an instant.

Delicious!

Next, she ate all the food that she couldn't eat normally, or the food that had to be controlled in portion.

This scene surprised even Li Xingshan.

Although Shen He's bland eating style has changed since he left the mountain, it's the first time Li Xingshan has seen such a no-holds-barred, feasting appearance like today.

"Well!"

Suddenly, Shenli Linghua opened her eyes wide and kept patting her chest, as if she was choking on food. Seeing this, Li Xingshan naturally didn't dare to neglect, and quickly handed over a cup, Shenli Linghua didn't bother to look at the cup What is in it, I drank it in one breath, and then let the food go in.

"Eat slowly..." Li Xingshan smiled dotingly, and said, "No one will grab it from you."

"I'm sorry, I... I lost my composure..." Suddenly, Kansato Linghua only felt a little dazed, and said with a blushing face: "I just... what did I drink?" ?”

"It seems to be the special cherry blossom wine of this store." Li Xingshan also took a sip, then nodded approvingly, and said: "Although the taste is not very strong, but the stamina is not small, you just drank a whole glass, it's nothing Question?"

Strange, it seems... nothing wrong?

Kanli Linghua is very aware of her drinking capacity, as long as half a cup of this cherry blossom wine is consumed, she will probably be drunk to the ground.

However, just now I drank a whole cup, but I was only slightly drunk.

Come to think of it, it was indeed because of his different body that Shen He should far surpass himself in terms of appetite for food and drink.

That is to say...not only can I eat whatever I want today, but I can also drink to my heart's content.

"Of course it's okay!" Kansato Linghua showed a rather seductive smile on his face, and said, "I want to drink more."

Although the reaction of "Shen He" seemed a little abnormal, Li Xingshan didn't care too much, and said with a smile: "Okay, okay, anyway, all the bills are free, you can do whatever you want."

.........

Here Li Xingshan is drinking and chatting with Shensato Linghua aside, but on the other side, outside Shensato Linghua's room, there is a sudden knock on the door.

"who is it?"

At this time, the authentic Shen He was meditating on the bed. After being disturbed, he opened his eyes impatiently and said, "Tell me something quickly."

Chapter 966 Sister's rebellious period?

"Miss, I'm Zaoyou..."

A voice seemed to be awake from outside the door, saying: "My lord, please come over, I seem to have something to say to you."

"It's really troublesome..." Shen He couldn't help muttering.

"What did you... say?" Shen He's words seemed to surprise Zaoyou a little.

This is not something that the gentle and dignified Miss Ayaka would say.

Could it be that it was because he accidentally woke her up to sleep, and it was because she was so angry when she got up?

Well, it makes sense, I would be very unhappy if I was woken up while sleeping.

So, before Shen He realized that he had made a mistake in his words, Zao You had already persuaded himself, saying: "The word has been delivered, please go over as soon as possible, Missy, I will go back and report first."

Shen He felt helpless for a while, but after all, she had already agreed to play the role of "Miss Linghua Shenli", so she naturally had to accept the Patriarch's summons, but she didn't know where the Patriarch's room was at all, so she hurriedly said: "Wait a minute, I... I'm going with you."

Although Zaoyou was a little strange, she didn't dare to refuse, so she stood at the door and waited.

In fact, she didn't intend to go back to report at all, she just wanted to find a place to sleep late, but she was stopped by Kanli Linghua.

Shen He strode out of the door, looked left and right, but frowned, and said: "Hey... Where are you, didn't you agree to wait for me?"

Zaoyou naturally didn't leave, but Shen He didn't expect her to be so short, and didn't notice that she was standing next to him at this moment.

"I... I'm here."