Genshin Impact Simulator, Am I Their Public Enemy?

Thieves don't go empty-handed, do they?

Li Xingshan felt nervous for a while, the quilt was so big, Shen He stretched his hand inside, didn't he reveal his stuff all of a sudden?

Just when Li Xingshan was thinking about how to find an excuse, Shen He said, "I got it!"

Didn't touch it!

Li Xingshan was slightly taken aback, he didn't feel the slightest bit, what did this guy Shen He touch?

"Strange?" Shen He tilted his head, as if wondering, "Why do you feel so furry?"

hairy?

Only then did Li Xingshan suddenly realize that what Shen He touched was probably one of Qi Liangliang's two tails.

"Yes... yes..." Li Xingshan said hastily: "During this time, the growth... grows faster."

"That's too fast..." Shen He said while preparing to lift the quilt, and said, "Let me see!"

"Wait!" Li Xingshan held down her hand and said, "Don't look, I...I'm sorry, or just like this...help me."

"Hmph, it's as if I rarely see it," Shen He rolled his eyes at Li Xingshan, but he didn't force it, but went to work on his own.

Of course, what she did was not in vain. Although Li Xingshan didn't feel the slightest bit, Qi Liangliang in the bed had already started to turn the world upside down.

The tail and ears are her "hardest-hit areas". Usually, even just touching them will make her feel like getting an electric shock, not to mention being treated so fiercely by Shen He at this time.

At the beginning, she was able to cover her mouth to avoid being exposed, but after ten minutes, she even began to lose consciousness.

Just when she was about to lose her voice, a hand suddenly covered her mouth, so as to avoid revealing her secrets.

"Strange..." Shen He raised his brows and said, "Why has it been so long, and there is still no improvement?"

Nonsense, that's a cat's tail, it's strange to wake up!

"Then...that's something that can't be helped." Li Xingshan quickly found a reason and said, "After all, handicrafts also depend on practice."

"I won't come, I won't come!" How could Shen He bear this kind of anger, and let go of his hands, saying: "I'm giving you face, right?"

However, Shen He soon noticed something was wrong, she looked at her palm, and asked with a puzzled look: "Strange, what is this?"

On the palm of his hand, there seemed to be some soft hairs. Shen He grew up in the mountains, so he could tell at a glance that these were animal hairs.

Thinking of this, Shen He seemed to suddenly realize something, and without a word, he lifted the quilt directly.

Li Xingshan yelled in his heart that it was not good, but he was about to speak, but suddenly he only heard a timid "meow~" voice.

He turned his head to look, but there was nowhere to see Qi Liangliang's figure, only a dark kitten, curled up carefully in a corner of the bed.

"Cat?" Shen He glanced at the tail behind the cat, then at his hand, and said, "So, what I just grabbed was..."

"That's right." Li Xingshan nodded and said with a dry smile, "It might have slipped in by accident just now. I saw it seemed very cold, so I hid it under the blanket."

"Idiot, that will suffocate it." Shen He shook his head, and said, "No wonder it's still limp after a long time. It turned out to be a cat's tail."

"I didn't expect that either," Li Xingshan said with a smile, "You can't even tell the difference between a cat's tail and... ahem."

"I... I'm not familiar with that thing!" Shen He's face turned red immediately, and he said, "You can play with the cat yourself, and I'll come again after the game is over... Comparing with you."

With that said, she strode out of the room.

Seeing Shen He leave, Li Xingshan breathed a sigh of relief, stared at the kitten, and said, "This...is it you who changed?"

The kitten nodded and said, "It's really dangerous meow..."

"However, if you can actually turn into a cat..." Li Xingshan touched his chin and wondered, "Why didn't you just turn into a kitten and run away from the beginning?"

After all, no one would suspect that a kitten is a bad guy.

"That's because..." Qi Liangliang hesitated for a moment before saying, "Release the transformation!"

After the words fell, there was only a "bang", and Qi Liangliang changed from a cat to a human form again.

But...she didn't even have a single thread on her body!

However, she herself didn't seem to feel any shame because of this, she just said helplessly: "My transformation technique is not as proficient as Lord Yadai, I can only change my body shape every time, I can't wear clothes, and I can't help it. Bring mail."

"Anyway, you should put on your clothes first..." Li Xingshan didn't know where to look for a moment. Although this girl's figure was not as plump as Shen He's, her pure and flawless temperament was unavoidable. Still makes people daydream.

What's more, the pair of ears and the two tails are the genuine ones, which are superior to those that are decorated.

"You human beings are really strange. It doesn't matter if your body is seen, right?" Qi Liangliang said disapprovingly, "However, Lord Yadai did warn me that I must never do this in front of others, especially men. It's terrible... ...Does this count as breaking the precept?"

"Don't worry, I will help you keep this secret," Li Xingshan said helplessly, "However, Yae Shenzi is right, you must never appear in front of men like this."

"Why?" Qi Liangliang took two steps closer and said, "I'm curious meow!"

"Because if a man sees it, he will... be eaten," Li Xingshan swallowed, and said, "That's why you can't!"

"So it turns out that human beings are really strange creatures..." Qi Liangliang said thoughtfully: "However, you saw it, but you didn't eat me, which means you are a good person meow!"

This can't work...

Li Xingshan had a thought, this girl looked like an inexperienced monster at first glance, and he acted too kindly, which might make her lose her guard. If she really meets someone who plots against her beauty in the future, it will be troublesome up.

Qi Liangliang is like a simple-minded little wild cat. If he thinks that everyone is a good person because someone shows his kindness, he will definitely suffer in the future.

Thinking of this, a sneer suddenly appeared on Li Xingshan's face, he suddenly stretched out his hand, put his arms around Qi Liangliang's waist, and said with a smile: "No, the reason why I don't 'eat' you is because It's just because I'm full, otherwise, I'll eat you up too."

Chapter 1033: An Invitation Without an Address

Qi Liangliang, who was indifferent, showed a serious expression on his face, and said: "No, I can tell that you are a good person...even if you are very hungry, you can't eat Drop my meow."

Looking at her clear eyes, Li Xingshan blushed rarely, let go of his hand, and said, "Ahem...I just want you to know that there are bad people in this world, how many of them are there?" Better be careful."

"Don't worry!" Qi Liangliang squeezed his fist and said with a smile: "I can see those bad thoughts. If someone does something bad to me, I will teach him a lesson! I am very strong. .”

Indeed, this girl is a monster anyway, most people probably can't do anything to her.

What's more, she frequently mentioned Yae Shenzi. As a monster who can work in the human world, Yae Shenzi must have provided a lot of help. With her as a backer, Qi Liangliang is naturally extremely safe.

"Then...then say so!"

Qi Liangliang grabbed the clothes hidden under the quilt, put them on neatly, and said, "Remember to give me a good review, goodbye!"

She is really a hot girl...

Li Xingshan originally thought that she was just busy sending off the courier, but when he turned around, he realized why she was leaving in such a hurry.

I saw that a large piece of the dry and tidy bed sheet had already been wet at some point. Obviously, because of the tail grabbing Shen He just now, although Qi Liangliang restrained his mouth, his body was sincerely Incredible.

It is impossible to dry the sheets on this big night, and what makes Li Xingshan even more strange is, how can such a slender body have such an exaggerated water storage capacity, and she doesn't look like the owner of the water element God's Eye. …

Since he couldn't sleep for the time being, Li Xingshan simply opened the letter that Qi Liangliang sent to him just now. After opening it, it was a not-so-long letter:

Yoho, I'm Dishiya, I'm really ashamed, I didn't expect to lose in the first round in this way, I heard from the brothers of the mercenary group that you caught me under the ring ? Well, thank you anyway.

Now that the game is over, there is no need for me to stay in Daozuma. I am going to say goodbye, and I don’t know if there will be a chance to see you again, so I want to treat you to a drink before I leave, as a thank you gift Yes, after all, you can be regarded as the first friend I made in Daozhu (as for Alice, I don’t think I get along very well with her...)

I heard that you live in Kamiyashiki. I don't know where it is, so I just found a courier and asked her to help deliver the letter to you. That little cat looks quite reliable. , Said that it will be delivered to you as soon as possible.

Of course, after all, it's a temporary wine bureau. If you don't want to come, or if you have other things, it doesn't matter. I will wait in this pub until midnight. If you don't come, I will withdraw first, hehe.

The signature of the letter was naturally Dixia's name.

Li Xingshan was inexplicably moved. Although it was only a one-time relationship, she seemed to really regard herself as a good friend worth dating.

But......

Li Xingshan read the letter up and down several times, but there was a somewhat speechless expression on his face.

Because, in this letter, the name of the tavern was not written!

Maybe it's because Dixie's character is a bit careless and careless, she accidentally forgot, or maybe, she really has subconsciously regarded Li Xingshan as a best friend, so she thinks that Li Xingshan is like writing a letter to an old friend. He will meet himself at the old place.

Right now, it's almost ten o'clock, and I don't know where the Gilded Brigade is staying. The only way to keep the appointment is probably to look for it one by one.

.........

two hours later.

Inazuma city, there is no pavilion.

This tavern is not well-known in Inaozuma City, and there are not many customers.

If Dixia had the personality, she would naturally be more inclined to a tavern with a lot of people, but for some reason, this time she chose such a quiet tavern by mistake.

Looking at the time on the wall clock on the wall, it was almost close to zero, but Dixia couldn't help sighing.

Sure enough, did the other party still miss the appointment?

No, no, it's not considered a missed appointment, after all, it was originally an invitation letter that I sent out on a whim, and he didn't formally agree to my coming, even if he didn't come, it's a normal thing.

"Is this girl from a foreign country waiting for someone?" Behind the bar, there is a hale and hearty old man, who is also the owner of this shop, Okazaki Lutou. While wiping the glass, he asked: "I see You seem to have been waiting for a long time."

"Yes... yes," Dixia smiled wryly, and said, "However, that person probably won't come. After all, the time I agreed with him is zero o'clock."

"Don't worry, if it's a beautiful girl like you and a normal man, it's absolutely impossible to miss the appointment," Mr. Okazaki comforted, "Maybe it was delayed by something, or it might be that we didn't find a place for a while. The store is indeed a bit out of the way..."

"Oops!"

Suddenly, Dixia stood up, patted her cheek hard, and said to herself: "I forgot to write the date location in the letter, ahh! How could I be so careless!"

Thinking of this, she quickly turned her head and asked, "Old man, how many taverns are there in Daozuma City?"

The old man rubbed his chin and said, "Large and small, there are at least two hundred of them, scattered all over Daozuma City."

"It's over..." Dishiya sat on the chair directly, and said with a long sigh, "I'm such an idiot! I'm a big idiot!"

"Everyone makes mistakes," Mr. Okazaki said lightly, "So, what are you going to do? Are you going to find him?"

"It's so late, he might have already rested." Dixia shook her head and said, "Before I leave, I will write another letter of apology. For today... I can only go back first." gone."

"But, what if he still came to look for you?" Mr. Okazaki poured a glass of wine, pushed it in front of Dishiya, and said, "If you leave, you will miss it, Inazuma leaves Sumeru, but It's far away, this farewell, maybe we will never see each other again. What's more, it's not the appointed time yet, isn't it? Wait a little longer, this cup is my treat."

"Thank you..." Dixia took the wine glass, but she was not at all interested in drinking, she just wanted to slap herself hard.

But at this moment, there was a sudden sound of urgent footsteps outside the tavern, and then a man walked in, panting slightly: "Sorry, I seem... to be a few minutes late. "

Chapter 1034 Medicinal Wine Deep in the Wine Cabinet

Dixia was startled, before she had time to think about it, she blurted out, "I forgot to write down the address, you...how did you find this place?"

"I asked Thomas for a map, please help me mark the fastest route to find all the taverns." Li Xingshan wiped the sweat from his forehead and said with a smile: "It seems that I was lucky enough to find a pub." There are more than a hundred people, and I found you."

Although this sentence was said in a calm manner, in just two hours, I searched more than one hundred taverns in Daozu.

"Yes... I'm sorry..." Dishiya, who was bold by nature, couldn't lift her head because of guilt at this time, and murmured: "It's all my negligence, or... ...You beat me up to vent your anger?"

Among the mercenaries, it is inevitable that there will often be some gaps. Generally, when encountering such situations, it is enough for everyone to beat them up. Dixia often uses this method to solve problems.

Of course, if it doesn't solve the problem, at least it can solve the person who created the problem.

So the first way she thought of to "redeem" was naturally to let Li Xingshan beat herself up.

"My feet are already very tired, do you still want my hands to be tired too?" Li Xingshan sat next to Di Xiya and said with a smile: "Besides, how can I have a dinner party for other people's treats?" Reason for not coming?"

Only then did Dixia heaved a sigh of relief, and said, "Old man, please bring all your best wine and side dishes!"

Mr. Okazaki yawned, and said: "The old man is old, but he can't stand the trouble. The kitchen utensils and drinks are here. When you leave, just put the money on the counter yourself. Yawn... I'm going back to bed first."

"Is this really okay?" Li Xingshan seemed to be hesitant, and said, "You are not afraid of us..."

"You can find more than a hundred taverns in two hours, just to meet beautiful women, you should also be a trustworthy person." Mr. Okazaki walked to the door of the store and said without coming: "The spring night is short, girl, let's go. "

After all, without waiting for the two of them to reply, he had already stepped out, closed the door, hung up the "Closed" sign, and then left.

"What a strange old man," Li Xingshan murmured, "What do you think?"

"I think you are also very strange," Dixia sighed, and said, "Most people probably wouldn't come if they didn't see the address."

"Ordinary people wouldn't wait until now if they knew they hadn't written their address?" Li Xingshan asked rhetorically, "If I don't come, you should... be very disappointed."

Dixiya was not reserved, nodded and said: "I will be very disappointed indeed. After this farewell, I will return to Sumeru, and you will go to Liyue. Although it is not the end of the world, it is still thousands of miles away. opportunity to meet."

"Our Liyue has a poem called 'Friends in the sea are like neighbors at the ends of the earth'. As long as the hearts are together, even the ends of the world seem to be next to each other." Li Xingshan picked up his wine glass and said with a smile: "Okay, don't think about it." Those troublesome things are over, if you want to atone for your sins...or you should punish yourself with three cups first."

"Where's that enough?" Dixia laughed and said, "I'll punish myself with three bottles first."

I don't know if it's her delusion, since she was drunk by the strange wine of Ibuki boy on the ring today, after she woke up, she drank other wines, but she felt much duller. Before Li Xingshan came, she also He drank a lot, but he wasn't drunk at all.

As for Li Xingshan, in order to "empathize" with Di Xiya, he had to turn off the passive [Thousand Cups of Not Drunk], otherwise it would be a pity to drink so much good wine, just like drinking plain water .

Unknowingly, the empty wine bottles have piled up into a hill. Mr. Okazaki really has a business mind. The turnover of this night is estimated to be able to catch up with the previous month's turnover.