Genshin Impact Simulator, Am I Their Public Enemy?

Even Li Xingshan was half-drunk because of turning off [A Thousand Cups of Never Drunk]. He just felt that the exotic girl in front of him was getting more and more beautiful.

"What are you doing in a daze? Why don't you drink your goldfish?" Di Xiya's voice interrupted Li Xingshan's dream, and she held an empty glass and said to herself, "Help... .Help me fill up."

"Good good..."

Li Xingshan fumbled towards the wine cabinet in a daze, but saw that the wine cabinet, which was originally full, had become empty at this moment, and the two of them had already drunk it all.

"No more?" Li Xingshan spread his hands.

"It's gone?" At this time, Dishiya was just drinking, so it was impossible to stop there, so she turned over and went to the counter, rummaged through it and said, "How is it possible? There is no reason why there is not enough wine in the tavern?"

This is really not surprising, after all, Dao Wife's eating habits, no matter eating or drinking, are used to small cups and slow drinking, so how could she be like Li Xingshan and Di Xiya?

Besides, the two of them did drink a little too much, and it's normal for the supply to be insufficient.

"found it!"

Not long after, Dixia actually took out a wine bottle from the depths of the counter, but there was no label on the bottle, but through the glass surface, one could see an old mountain ginseng soaked in it. Perhaps because of soaking for a long time, the wine has turned a beautiful amber color, which looks quite attractive.

"Come on!" Dixia said with a smile, "Drink this!"

"This... what kind of wine is this?" Li Xingshan asked a little confused, "Can I drink it?"

"Since it's in the wine cabinet, it's certainly drinkable." Dixia's sanity has already been mostly lost due to alcohol, and she said on her own: "No matter how much it costs, I'll just buy it."

After all, without waiting for Li Xingshan to stop her, she had already opened the bottle of the ginseng wine, and the rich aroma of the medicinal wine permeated in an instant, which also aroused the wine worm in Li Xingshan's belly. The two looked at each other and smiled, naturally It's booze.

.........

At the same time, Mr. Okazaki, who had just arrived home, was eating the supper prepared by his daughter Erika Okazaki, chatting about the couple he met today.

At the end, the old man said with emotion, "Erixiang, I think that young man is pretty good, but unfortunately he already has an owner. I don't know when you will be able to bring your future son-in-law home."

Erika rolled his eyes at him, and said, "Eat quickly, can't supper keep your old man's mouth shut?"

"I specially made medicinal wine with 'ziyang ginseng', and I'm waiting to give it to my future son-in-law, so as to ensure that he will be as powerful as a tiger." Grandpa Okazaki said with emotion, "In this way, I can also hug my grandson sooner."

Chapter 1035 Let Me Help You!

Okazaki Erika's face turned red, and she spat out, "Dad...don't you know that although Ziyang ginseng wine does have that effect, the longer it takes, the stronger the effect will be. That bottle of wine has been steeped for more than ten years, not to mention people, cows can’t stand it after drinking it, if it’s really given to your future son-in-law, I’m afraid it’s not your daughter who will be widowed in advance.”

"Is there... still such a thing?" Mr. Okazaki frowned, sighed and said, "Forget it, then I'd better throw away that bottle of wine earlier, in case I'm not careful If you drink it for the guests, it will be troublesome..."

"What are you talking about!" Okazaki Erika said angrily, "You actually threw the store to two strangers, and it's fine if you don't pay the bill. If you take the things in the store tomorrow, you will regret it. "

"No, I recognize that man. He is a contestant who has advanced to Yanwu Chuanxin today. He can't run away." Mr. Okazaki picked up a chopstick and said with a smile: "Your father, I have been in business for so many years. How could I do it?" An unsure deal?"

.........

The bottle of wine was hidden in the deepest part of the wine cabinet. Logically speaking, it was impossible for anyone to drink it.

It's just that the situation tonight is too special. Firstly, there is no one in the store, and secondly, these two people hold too much alcohol. When they finished drinking, they actually turned out the purple sun ginseng medicinal wine at the bottom of the box.

If what Okazaki Erika said is the same, then Ziyang ginseng is indeed nourishing, but the soaking time should not exceed one year, otherwise the medicinal properties will become stronger and stronger. It is better for women to drink it. After all, there are only exhausted cows. If the plowed land is drunk by a man, the yang energy will be lost at the slightest, and the exhaustion and death will be severe.

Fortunately, Li Xingshan was not very human. After the medicinal wine flowed in from his throat, he only felt a flame ignited in his stomach, and his whole body was extremely agitated.

Although Dixia also drank some, she was a daughter after all, and her reaction was not particularly strong. Seeing Li Xingshan's face flushed for a while, she couldn't help laughing and said, "You're too bad, aren't you?" gone?"

"I... I'm not drunk yet!" Li Xingshan held his breath, handed the cup back to her, and said, "Hold it, I'll fill it up for you, let's continue drinking!"

"That's what you said!" Dixia was also unambiguous, and directly fetched the wine bottle and handed it to Li Xingshan.

However, after all, he drank a lot, and at this moment, he felt a bit dizzy. When he was pouring the wine, his hand slipped accidentally, and the medicinal wine in the bottle actually poured directly on Dishiya's body. With a crisp sound of "pop", the medicinal wine bottle instantly shattered to the ground.

"So cool..."

Dixia was suddenly stimulated, and her body swayed, but she fell directly backwards. Fortunately, there was a sofa in the deck behind her, and she didn't feel it at all, in addition to her strong body.

"Sorry, my hand slipped." Li Xingshan took two steps forward, ready to help him up, but said helplessly, "It's a pity that these good wines were wasted."

"It's not all wasted..." Dixia lowered her head, pointed under her chin, and said, "It's all poured in here."

It turned out that Dishiya's broad chest, because it was too tight, actually formed a container to gather those medicinal wines.

Only her kind of hardware can do it. If it is replaced by Hall Master Hu, it is estimated that the flow will be lost directly.

"Then... don't waste it."

Perhaps it was because of the effect of the medicinal wine, Li Xingshan didn't think much about it, and directly lowered his face, and drank the juicy wine in one gulp.

It wasn't until he raised his head after drinking and looked at Dixia's surprised face that Li Xingshan realized that his behavior just now seemed to have exceeded the scope of "friends".

"Yes...I'm sorry..." Li Xingshan stammered, "I...I probably drank too much..."

However, Dixie was not angry, she just blushed and said, "Okay...is it good?"

Li Xingshan nodded and said, "It's delicious, but... it's gone."

Indeed, because of the slippery hand just now, the last bit of bottom has already run out, only to see Dixia shook her head, opened her mouth slightly, and said, "There is still some left here, you can drink it."

I am afraid that no man can control himself with this expression.

Even those from the Ring of Confused Heart said that I don't have to take the blame this time, you can do it yourself.

With a gurgling sound, Li Xingshan drank the medicinal wine "reserved" by Dixia into his stomach, but even after drinking the wine, Li Xingshan still did not finish his tasting.

The dark tavern, the smell of alcohol, and a trace of heat in the air.

This kiss lasted for seven or eight minutes, and when Li Xingshan was about to take the next step, he suddenly felt a strong force coming from in front of him. Dixia kept the last trace of sobriety and pushed herself away.

"No... you can't!" Dishiya blushed and said, "It's only the first day we met. Dad said that girls...you should know how to love yourself!"

That's right, although it seems rough and cool, Dixia is still quite conservative in her heart. If she is really a casual girl, it is impossible for her to maintain a pure state among men. body.

Li Xingshan was not annoyed, he just took a few breaths and said, "Sorry, I was impulsive..."

"I...I didn't mean to blame you, it's just...too fast..." Perhaps because she didn't dare to look directly into Li Xingshan's eyes, Dixia subconsciously Lowering his head, he happened to see a purple-red ginseng lying in the broken glass bottle.

"So that's it!" Dixia looked at the ginseng, and suddenly realized: "I saw this kind of thing when I was escorting a caravan before. It is said that if you drink it with wine, it will... make people very excited. , no wonder you suddenly..."

Li Xingshan possessed the [Medical Sage] talent, so he naturally saw the medicinal properties of that ginseng, so he went down the donkey and said, "No wonder, I feel that I have become very strange."

Dixia looked along Li Xingshan, but her eyes stayed in a certain place for a moment, and then he hesitated and said: "Is it, it's hard?"

If it was just ordinary medicinal wine, with Li Xingshan's physique, it would be easy to absorb it, but it was the medicinal wine that Mr. Okazaki had brewed for more than ten years, so even Li Xingshan would inevitably be affected by it for a while.

In addition, Shen He stopped him in the room not long ago, and now Sina's old waves have already turned upside down in Li Xingshan's body.

"It's okay," Li Xingshan smiled awkwardly, "I can handle it myself."

"That..." Dixia seemed to muster up a lot of courage, and said solemnly: "Let me... help you!"

Chapter 1036 Cat's tongue with thorns

Li Xingshan was slightly taken aback, and blurted out: "But, didn't you just say that we've only known each other for a day..."

"That's right! So, we can't do that step yet!" Dixia nodded and said, "However, I heard from those guys before that girls can speak with their mouths..."

Speaking of this, her face turned red, and she quickly said: "But, I don't know what to do, so you'd better not have too much hope!"

To be honest, it's not surprising to hear similar remarks when you hang out with those vulgar mercenaries every day.

After all, when men are together, the person who talks the most is either ZZ or women.

Naturally, Li Xingshan didn't expect Dixiya to be able to make a good quarrel, but he still asked, "Can I see your tongue?"

"Tongue? Why do you want to see... well, it's okay to show you."

Although Dishiya didn't know what to do, she still opened her mouth and stuck out her tongue.

Sure enough, as Li Xingshan had guessed, there were indeed many tiny bumps on Dixia's tongue, which made him wonder, "Why, there are..." on your tongue

"Are you talking about this?" Dixia said disapprovingly: "I have been like this since I was a child. Whenever I drink alcohol, there will be some small bumps on my tongue. The doctor said it was just some special physical reaction, and I didn't take it seriously. , why, do you find it ugly?"

No wonder Li Xingshan felt as if he had been licked by a cat's tongue when he was drunk by Ibuki Doji's alcohol.

Li Xingshan shook his head, and whispered a few words in Desia's ear. The more the latter listened, the redder his face became, and at the end he became even more skeptical: "Really...really?"

"Is it true or not..." Li Xingshan narrowed his eyes slightly, and said, "You will know if you try it."

"Forget it, who told me to owe you today," Dixia lowered her head, and said, "Say it first, and don't say anything that feels strange, or I'll blow you away!"

First, it was because Dishiya did have a crush on Li Xingshan.

Second, he even searched more than a hundred taverns today just to find himself, which is enough to make her feel moved and guilty.

Just take it as compensation, she comforted herself.

Anyway, as long as we haven't reached that point, I and Li Xingshan are still pure friends.

.........

After one hour.

Dixia came out of the bathroom unsteadily, wiped the corners of her mouth, although the alcohol had dissipated a lot, her head still felt a little buzzing.

There's no other way, that guy Li Xingshan thought he wasn't strong enough in the end, so he hugged his head.

If someone else did this to him, with Dixia's temperament, he might have swallowed it long ago and let him taste his "lion's bite".

Seeing Li Xingshan who had just tidied up his clothes, the two looked at each other, but the atmosphere seemed awkward for a while.

Even at this critical juncture, Dixia couldn't help hiccupping, and a smell of heather blossomed out.

"That," Li Xingshan said with some embarrassment, "I seemed to have gone too far just now."

"You...you don't have to think too much!" Dixie quickly explained: "I... I was just afraid that you would feel too uncomfortable, so I did that kind of thing, who... ... who made us good friends!"

"Is that so..." Li Xingshan's eyes seemed a little subtle, and he said, "However, there are some things that cannot be messed up between friends."

"It's not like I treat all my friends like this. You...you are an exception," Dishya said with a blush on her face, "The only exception."

The atmosphere became silent again for a while, and after the class, Dixia said: "I've been tossing around for a long time, I'm so sleepy, there is a bed in the private room inside, why don't we stay here for a night together."

Indeed, it seems inappropriate to go back at this time, but Li Xingshan still asked: "Sleeping with me, you won't be afraid of me... Can't help it?"

"I believe you won't do that kind of thing to me." Dixia broke her fist and said with a smile: "Besides, if you really dare, I'll break that thing with a punch! Not to mention... ...."

"Not to mention what?" Li Xingshan said casually.

"You men, you also need to rest in the middle," Dixia said with a blushing face, "I heard from them that this seems to be called 'Great Sage Time'. What does the sage have to do with it?"

There is no such big character at all!

Apologize to the great sage of Sumeru Academy, hello!

Although Dishiya has no experience in this field, she still has basic common sense, although she doesn't seem to understand the specific meaning.

Li Xingshan smiled dryly, nodded and said: "That's true, then... let's go to sleep for now, I will continue the competition tomorrow."

"That's right! Why did I forget about this!" Dixia said with a face full of self-blame: "Then you have been tossing around for so long, will tomorrow... be affected?"

If it's an ordinary person, let alone being affected, it's another matter whether you can get out of bed the next day, but Li Xingshan shook his head and said, "It's okay, just treat it as... decompression before the game."

"So..." Dixia narrowed her eyes slightly, and said, "Do you use me as a tool to decompress?"

"Don't say it so strangely!" Li Xingshan couldn't help but say, "Didn't you say it, this is 'mutual help' among friends, if one day you need my help, I will definitely be obliged to do so."

"I'll remember this sentence," Dixia said with a smile, "If I have anything to do in the future, even if you can't go to Sumeru, I will go to Liyue to find you in person!"

The two were lying on the bed. After all, Dixia's body was not as monstrous as Li Xingshan's. Not long after, she leaned on the arms of the person beside her and fell into a deep sleep.

In order to keep vigilant, these mercenaries usually don't sleep too deeply, but for some reason, being by Li Xingshan's side made her feel inexplicably at ease.

【So, have you finally stretched out your claws to Sumeru? 】

Xiaoxi's voice always appeared when Li Xingshan thought she should appear.

"Hey, is this just an accident?" Li Xingshan said helplessly, "I didn't expect that I would meet Xumi's girl in Daozu."

【Perhaps, you will also go to Sumi in the future? 】

"I don't want to run around anymore." Li Xingshan looked at the ring of confusion on his wrist, and said, "After I say goodbye to this guy, I will go back to Liyue and have a good rest."

Chapter 1037 Li Yunlong Simulator?

Li Xingshan was not a person with great ambitions. From crossing to the Tivat continent to the present situation, he was almost pushed away by various things.

Whether it was quelling the dragon disaster in Mengde, participating in the Tianshu election in Liyue, or coming to Daozu, basically there were no troubles, big or small.

In the future, when I return to Liyue, as a hands-off shopkeeper, relying on the storefront in my hand, it should be no problem to have food and clothing for the rest of my life.