Global Dragon Control: The Dragon That Ate The Queen At The Beginning

Li Shimin looked confused: "???"

What the hell is this? Stepping on my face? I was stepped on in the face in public???

Emperor Qin Shihuang:

Zhao Chengan:

Liu Bang: ""

Li Chengqian, is he starting to let himself go?

We didn't instruct him to make Li Shimin a whole lot more, how could he be so proactive?

It seems that this kid was only superficially filial to Li Er before, but in fact he had a deep resentment in his heart.

"Young man, you are going too far, get your feet off!"

When Cheng Yaojin saw Li Chengqian put his foot on Li Shimin's face, his scalp felt numb.

Yu Chigong also quickly persuaded: "Young man, although you are doing righteous things, you can't go too far.

"Young man, you have such a big resentment towards me, but what misunderstanding is there?"

After recovering from the bewilderment, Li Shimin also frowned slightly, and looked at Li Chengqian with some annoyance.

"No, it's just because you're upset."

Li Chengqian, the eldest son of the Emperor of the Tang Dynasty, glanced at Li Shimin, then looked at Yu Chigong and Cheng Yaojin, "Didn't you just say that even if Li Er is disabled, you still have medicine for him?

What? Could it be that what you said just now was just bluffing? Can’t you afford it?”

Zhao Chengan:

Emperor Qin Shihuang:

Liu Bei: "...

This kid, one mouthful and one Li Er, and his barking is very smooth.

After the identity is revealed, it is definitely time to be beaten and maimed by Li Er.

"This is not a matter of playing or not!"

Yu Chigong immediately shook his head, pointed at Li Shimin's face, and said, "Young man, you are stepping on His Majesty's face, which is a humiliation to my Tang dynasty.

We are willing to cooperate with Mr. Zhao to do what is just. There is also a premise that we must not humiliate His Majesty the Emperor. "

Cheng Yaojin echoed: "Especially, your feet are so stinky that your beriberi is so bad, it's even more stinky than Liu Bei's feet.

You have a foot that can crush Liu Bei's stinky feet and use it to step on your face, not only is this humiliating His Majesty, you also want to leave a smell on His Majesty's face!"

Li Shimin:...

Liu Bei:

I, is this shot while lying down?

This is the so-called, if the smell of feet does not go out, the smell of feet spreads for thousands of miles??

Li Chengqian, the eldest son of the Emperor of the Tang Dynasty, suddenly felt discriminated against, raised his foot, and kicked heavily on Li Shimin's face: "Think my feet are smelly? How dare they think my feet are smelly!

Just think my feet are smelly, and say it in public, do I look like a shameless person?

I am also a decent person who wants to save face, but I actually said that my feet are smelly in public!

Li Er, tell me, are they going too far, or am I going too far!"

Zhao Chengan:

Liu Bei:

"..."

Li Shimin's face darkened, and he said indifferently: "Boy, are you mentally ill? Can you speak well, can you speak humanly?"

Li Chengqian snorted coldly, and said angrily: "I'm out of my mind? Try saying one more sentence, and if you say one more sentence, I'll beat you out of your mind!"

Emperor Qin Shihuang:

Liu Bang: "

"Don't don't! Don't be impulsive!"

Cheng Yaojin was taken aback, then looked at Zhao Chengan and said, "Young Master Zhao, let your little brother stop, if you continue, His Majesty's face really smells like feet.

Li Shimin:

This bastard really can't speak!

"Okay, don't overdo it."

Zhao Chengan reluctantly pulled Li Chengqian aside.

"I will forgive you once today."

After Li Chengqian raised his foot, he left a very shallow footprint on Li Shimin's face.

Li Shimin glanced at Li Chengqian indifferently, then looked at Zhao Chengan and said: "You guys have gone too far today, but I don't care about you because you are helping me to eliminate the evil dragon."

Liu Bang smiled disdainfully, took off the disguise mask, and revealed his true colors: "Li Er, you really don't know what's good and what's wrong.

You think we're trying to humiliate you on purpose?

Give you a brick, and then step on your face, this is a necessary part.

Now that you have guessed that there is a cursed dragon in your dragon pet, then you should also know that the cursed dragon will bring you a curse.

That brick, and his behavior of stepping on his face, are actually helping you get rid of the curse.

Yuchi Gong:

Cheng Yaojin:

Knocking on the bricks and stepping on the face is to lift the curse? Who would believe this kind of nonsense!

Even if you want to edit it, can you edit it carefully?

"It turned out to be you. Since you, Liu Bang, have said so, then I will not doubt it. In order to help me get rid of the curse, you also took great pains." I can understand.

After seeing Liu Bang, Li Shimin looked a little surprised.

He also knew that Liu Bang's words must be lies, and the reason why he said that was just to give himself a step down, so as not to make the scene too ugly.

So immediately went down the steps.

"It's good that you can understand our good intentions."

Li Chengqian snorted coldly, and stepped on Li Shimin's face again: "This kick is also to help you lift the curse."

Emperor Qin Shihuang:

Zhao Chengan:

 …

Li Shimin:

Damn, which idiot's son is this guy? He must be out of his mind to target me like that!

"Li Er, are you thinking "Which idiot's son is he?"

Zhao Chengan pointed at Li Chengqian as if he had guessed what Li Shimin was thinking.

Li Shimin's expression was stunned.

Liu Bang smiled and said seriously: "Li Er, don't worry about him, his father is really a fool, otherwise he would not be able to teach this kind of son.

Li Chengqian:

Liu Bei: "...

Liu Chan:

Why does this picture seem familiar???

Zhao Chengan smiled, pointed at Li Chengqian again, and said, "Han Zuhuang is right, his father is a stupid bird, you must agree with Li Er, right?"

Li Chengqian: "...

Gongsun Li:

Ah...why is he so bad, this is not the righteous dragon hunter in my mind.

Aren't the righteous dragon hunters in Ah Xin's mind, except for Isp, always upright?

However, he looks bad, so funny......

"Of course I agree. If his father wasn't a fool, he wouldn't be able to teach this kind of son."

...asking for flowers...

Li Shimin glanced at Li Chengqian.

Li Chengqian: "......

Liu Bei: ......

Liu Chan:

Fuck! This scene is getting more and more similar, just like when I and I care about his own brain hole, it's exactly the same!

Zhao Chengan and Qin Shihuang almost didn't laugh on the spot.

Gongsunli and Shangguan Wan'er looked at Li Shimin speechlessly.

This Emperor of the Tang Dynasty, after knowing Li Chengqian's identity, will definitely be pissed off...

I really didn’t know that I was brought into the ditch, hey... I can’t blame Li Er for being too stupid [Song Neng blames ISP’s routine for being too deep.

Li Shimin felt that the eyes of these people were a bit strange, but he didn't delve into it, and looked at Zhao Chengan and said: "Master Zhao, I can cooperate with you and take the initiative to hand over the dragon.

But you must hand over this little silly bird to me, and I will educate him on behalf of his father.

Otherwise, you don't want me to cooperate well. "

Liu Bei also took off his disguise mask and said with a sneer, "Li Er, you are also an emperor after all, why do you always treat us as fools when you talk?

You have to make it clear that we are helping you by hunting the evil dragon, and we are also eliminating harm for the people.

As a generation of emperors, if you don't cooperate, how can you have the face to gain a foothold in the Great Xia and Kyushu after the Tang Dynasty?

Could it be that you want to hide the evil dragon and frame the Daxia people?

Also negotiate with us, you either treat us as fools, or you are foolish yourself. "

Li Shimin's eyelids twitched immediately, and he said in a deep voice: "Liu Bei, I didn't expect that you would really turn your back on the wrong, turn back from the wrong way, and start following Mr. Zhao to do justice.

Don't give me too much credit, even if I don't cooperate with you, I will kill the evil dragon myself, it is impossible to keep the ones that will endanger my Great Xia and Kyushu.

It's you Liu Bei, after you know your way back, you should be a good person and don't always come out to make troubles. "

Liu Bei's complexion turned dark immediately, and he said angrily, "Who the hell are you talking about? When did I go astray?

The person who went astray is obviously my son, Liu Adou.

Liu Adou's matter has nothing to do with my Liu Bei!

You should care more about yourself, look at your situation, with the smell of feet on your face, lying on the ground and unable to move, old waste. "

Liu Chan: "..."

Hu Hai:

Li Shimin's complexion darkened, and he tsk-tsk again: "Tsk-tsk-tsk, Liu Bei, you are really shameless, it's fine to raise such a son.

He even brought it up in public.

Oh, by the way, I remember back then, when Liu Adou knocked on your brick, you were led into a ditch by him, and you scolded yourself for being kicked in the head by a donkey, right?

Raising such a son, I think you are an old waste. "

Liu Chan:

Liu Bei's eyelids twitched, and he sneered, "Li Er, who hasn't had a rebellious son these days? Who hasn't been led into a ditch by his own rebellious son?

Do you think that the son taught by Li Er is respectful to you?

Do you think you, Li Er, are not the kind of old good-for-nothing father who can teach a little good-for-nothing son?"

Li Shimin: "???"

Li Chengqian: "???"

Fuck!

This Liu Bei doesn't talk about martial arts, is he going to sell me to match!.