Global Dragon Control: The Dragon That Ate The Queen At The Beginning

Seeing Li Shimin's bewildered expression, Liu Bei continued: "Li Er, we are both old wastes who have lost our father's majesty, you and I are the same, so don't laugh at a hundred steps at fifty steps, and laugh at a turtle without a tail.

However, in terms of being a father, although I am almost as sad as you, Li Er, I have raised a good-for-nothing and rebellious son.

But at least, I got angry when I mentioned my useless son, and I can beat my son to vent my anger at any time.

After beating my son, I still know how to bring my son who has gone astray back to the right path.

And you, Li Er, have a traitor in your own family, but you didn't find it, and you have been kept in the dark. You are much more sad than me.

"Nizi Liu Adou, come here and let me calm down."

As he spoke, Liu Bei dragged Liu Chan who was next to him over, pressed him to the ground and kicked him hard a few times.

Liu Chan:

Emperor Qin Shihuang:

Zhao Chengan:

Li Chengqian:

"???"

Li Shimin was even more confused, recovered his senses, and looked at Liu Bei with a frown: "You can clearly say "610", what is half a catty?

My son, like Ah Dou, whom your family can't support, has done a big rebellious thing?

Which son? Tell me clearly!"

Li Chengqian, the eldest son of the Emperor of the Tang Dynasty, suddenly twitched his eyelids, and secretly gave Liu Bei a look.

That meaning seems to say, old guy, you can't stop talking about martial arts!

"Ha ha!"

Liu Bei laughed, looked at Li Shimin, and said, "Li Er, the more you want to know, the less I want to tell you."

Li Shimin raised his eyebrows, and said with a sneer: "Really? You can't tell which of my sons has done something rebellious, obviously it's something out of nothing, trying to make a fool of yourself?

I've already told you that I can't teach a rebellious person like Liu Adou.

Which one of my sons is not a filial son? I won't explain this much, everyone in the world knows it. "

Liu Chan:

Co-authoring me, Liu Adou, will I have to bear the title of rebellious son for the rest of my life?

Seeing that Li Shimin was so confident, Li Chengqian was secretly relieved.

As long as this old guy doesn't get suspicious.

"Your sons are all filial sons? Hahaha!"

Liu Bei laughed again and again, looked at Li Shimin with contempt, and said, "Li Er, you really told a big joke.

There is an old saying that when someone sells you, you still count the money, and it refers to you like Li Er.

Your son has sold you out completely, and he is still a dutiful son. "

Li Chengqian:

F*ck, this is too much, I promised to protect our teammates!

"Stop talking nonsense!"

Uncle Sun Wuji of the Tang Dynasty frowned and said: "Liu Bei, you are deliberately talking about nonsense, trying to provoke the relationship between my majesty and the princes.

If you hold this purpose, then you are doomed to be disappointed.

I am the prince of Tang Dynasty, let's not talk about others for now.

Even His Royal Highness the First Prince who made big mistakes in his previous life is known for his filial piety.

Not to mention the other princes.

Which one of them might be like your family Liu Adou, who would do treasonous things to his own father?"

Li Shimin nodded in satisfaction, "The auxiliary machine is right, you Liu Bei can't teach your son well, it's because you are incapable.

Some of my sons made mistakes in the previous life, but in this life, I have done my best to cultivate them into great talents and filial sons.

Unlike you, Liu Bei, who didn't teach his son well in his previous life, and after his reincarnation, he taught a son who dared to shoot himself with bricks and lead himself into the gutter, shameful. "

Emperor Qin Shihuang

Zhao Chengan

This Li Er, if he knew that he was also knocked into a brick by his own son, if he knew that he was also taken into the gutter by his own son, he would insult himself and scold himself for being a fool

He can't get angry directly?

Seeing that Liu Bei was about to speak again, Li Chengqian, the eldest son of the Emperor of the Tang Dynasty, was so frightened that he immediately picked up a brick and pointed at Li Shimin's head: "Okay! Now is not the time to discuss whether you are filial or not, the prince of the Tang Dynasty.

Li Er, quickly release your dragon pet, the ice armor, the sea eel dragon.

Otherwise, a brick will smash you so that even your father doesn't know you. "

He was really afraid that Li Shimin would completely annoy Liu Bei, causing Liu Bei to directly reveal his own identity regardless of Wu De.

"The boy is so rampant!"

Li Shimin's face darkened, and he looked at Zhao Chengan again and said: "Young Master Zhao, I still say the same thing, hand over this rampant kid to me, and I will hand over the ice armor and sea eel dragon.

I know that you hunt dragons, in addition to maintaining justice, you also want to eat dragon meat to gain benefits.

You hand over people, I hand over dragon pets, both of us can benefit.

I can assure you that I will never take this kid's life, I just want to teach him a good lesson for his stupid father.

Zhao Chengan looked at Li Shimin speechlessly, and reminded: "Li Er, be careful what you say, although his father is indeed a stupid bird, but don't call him a stupid bird father, it's too insulting.

Li Shimin frowned, glanced at Li Chengqian, and said, "Insulting people? His stupid father, who taught such a stupid son who likes to humiliate people, can't he say that?"

Zhao Chengan:

Liu Bang: "

Emperor Qin Shihuang:

This Li Er, scolding himself for being addicted?

"Yes, my father is a stupid bird, you scold, you continue to scold, stupid bird!"

Li Chengqian snorted coldly.

"???"

Li Shimin was stunned. This kid really has a problem with his head. He didn't even defend his own father, and even scolded him...

"Old silly bird!"

After Li Chengqian cursed again, he suddenly felt his ears itch, so he subconsciously picked his ears.

When picking out his ears, he looked intoxicated and kept sucking his nose.

After digging out the ears, he bounced the earwax to the ground, and stepped on the stone feet where the earwax left the sentence with his feet.

"DET...

Seeing the scene of Li Chengqian picking out his ears, Changsun Wuji, Yu Chigong and Cheng Yaojin were dumbfounded.

They are all people who are very familiar with Li Chengqian, the eldest son of the Emperor of the Tang Dynasty, and they are very aware of some of Li Chengqian's habits. Li Chengqian's act of picking his ears just now shocked them.

This kind of expression of picking out ears, this kind of behavior of picking out earwax to the ground, and stepping on five feet, why is it so like Li Chengqian, the eldest son of the Tang Dynasty?

No! Just now Liu Bei said that in terms of being a father, he and my Majesty the Emperor of the Tang Dynasty are very different, and both raised a rebellious son.

Liu Bei also said, I, the Emperor of the Tang Dynasty, was also taken into the gutter by my own son!

Fuck!

No way, this young man who stunned my Emperor of the Tang Dynasty with a brick could not be Li Chengqian, the eldest son of the Emperor of the Tang Dynasty!!

No way, my Majesty the Emperor of the Tang Dynasty, the idiot who scolded me just now was actually himself???

This is very fatal!

Changsun Wuji secretly looked at Li Chengqian, who was disguised, and the more he looked, the more he felt that the other party was the eldest son of the Tang Dynasty.

Li Shimin noticed the changes in the complexions of Changsun Wuji and Cheng Yaojin.

He couldn't help but follow the gazes of several people and looked at Li Chengqian.

At this moment, Li Chengqian was still digging his ears.

Seeing this, Li Shimin's face turned green.

He knows his eldest son Li Chengqian 0.8 better than anyone else, and he even knows his eldest son's preferences, hobbies, and hobbies like the back of his hand.

Naturally, through Li Chengqian's habit of picking out his ears, he could identify that the other party was the eldest son of own.

It turns out that the clown is actually me? Did I call myself a fool?

No wonder... No wonder these guys seemed to be holding back their laughter when I scolded own!

Rebel!

This rebellious son actually refused to repent, and committed a great treason and injustice against me!

What's more, it got worse, gave me a brick, and stepped on my face! It also brought me into the gutter of self-insulting!

I am going to destroy him!

"What are you looking at? Take another look, I'll hit your head with a brick."

Seeing Li Shimin staring at him, Li Chengqian couldn't help frowning, and raised a brick to aim at the opponent's voice.

Grandson Wuji:

Yuchi Gong: ".........

Cheng Yaojin:

It's all right now, my eldest son of the Tang Dynasty, it's cool...