Global Dragon Control: The Dragon That Ate The Queen At The Beginning

"Look again, you bastard, try again, I'll kill you!"

Li Chengqian didn't realize that his own identity had been exposed at all.

Seeing Li Shimin staring at him, his forehead felt hot for a moment, and he directly lifted his foot and kicked Li Shimin's ass.

Grandson Wuji:

0: ""

Yuchi Gong:

Alright, my eldest son of the Emperor of the Tang Dynasty is already so cold that even a god can't save him.

"Young man, don't go too far in your behavior."

Li Shimin was already furious, but on the surface he was very calm, calmer than ever.

He didn't expose Li Chengqian's identity immediately.

He is a person who cares about face, and he knows very well that once Li Chengqian's identity is revealed in public, the fact that he was overthrown by his own son will be completely spread, and he will never be ashamed to face anyone.

In particular, with Liu Bei's lessons learned from that time, he will not expose Li Chengqian in public, thinking that he will deal with Li Chengqian, a rebellious son, after all his servants are gone.

Changsun Wuji, Cheng Yaojin and the others, seeing that Li Shimin did not expose Li Chengqian, also guessed Li Chengqian's thoughts, and kept silent.

"Excessive? There are more excessive ones, do you want to try?"

Li Chengqian's complexion darkened, and he pointed to Changsun Wuji and Cheng Yaojin and said, "Didn't they say that my feet are smelly? Look at me again, and I'll let you taste what feet smell like right away.

Grandson Wuji:

Yuchi Gong:

Zhao Chengan:

Emperor Qin Shihuang:

 …

This Li Chengqian, his mother is not letting himself go, he is afraid that he is really mentally ill.

Repressed for too long, once it explodes, it will be completely settled?

17 'huh.'

Li Shimin sneered and stopped talking to Li Chengqian.

Instead, he looked at Liu Bei and Liu Bang, and said, "When I worshiped the sages before, I really wanted to pay homage to you Liu Bang, you Liu Bei, and Qin Shihuang as deceased ancestors."

Liu Bang: ""

Liu Bei:

"???"

Zhao Chengan was stunned for a moment, and said: "Li Er, you are going too far. Liu Bang and Liu Bei are alive and well. If you pay homage to them, isn't this a curse for them to die sooner?"

Liu Bang:

Liu Bei:

"I just want to curse them to die sooner, especially now that I see Liu Bei and Liu Bang making troubles, I regret not offering them sacrifices together with Qin Shihuang."

When Li Shimin thought that he was beaten by his own son, he became very angry.

When I think that I am also like Liu Bei, who has a wave of self-insulting and calling myself a fool, I am so angry that I will bleed at any time.

The thought of eating this bad boy and stepping on his face with his stinky feet makes him want to take a bucket of antihypertensive medicine.

Li Shimin completely blamed Liu Bang and Liu Bei for such a thing as a rebellious son in his own family.

He decided that his eldest son, Li Chengqian, would be so rebellious that he was taken by Liu Bang and Liu Bei.

So, I took all my anger on Liu Bang and Liu Bei.

"Say what you just said again."

Qin Shihuang's face turned dark immediately, and he stared at Li Shimin displeased.

Li Shimin raised his eyebrows, and said in a deep voice: "Why, are you threatening me again? I won't bow to you yet.

I said just now that I regret not giving Liu Bang, Liu Bei, and Qin Shihuang to Chayu when I sacrificed to my ancestors.

I regret not offering incense sticks and pouring a cup of sacrificial wine to them as well. "

Liu Bei:

Liu Bang: "..."

Qin Shihuang's face became darker, and he said in a deep voice: "You pay homage to Liu Bang, and you pay homage to Liu Bang. What are you doing with Shi Huang?"

Zhao Chengan glanced at Liu Bang, and said: "It is estimated that Li Er was afraid that Liu Bang would be alone on the Yellow Springs road, so he sacrificed Qin Shihuang together."

Liu Bang:

Gongsunli and Shangguan Wan'er couldn't help casting glances at Zhao Chengan.

This Isp... why is it so interesting to talk!

"Find a companion for Liu Bang? Doesn't he still have Liu Bei? Didn't he, Li Er, say that even Liu Bei will pay homage together? With Liu Bei as his companion, Liu Bang is "not alone anymore."

Qin Shihuang pointed to Liu Bei next to him.

Liu Bei: "...

Li Shimin glanced at Liu Bang and Liu Bei, then looked at Qin Shihuang and said: "It's not as complicated as you think. I want to sacrifice Qin Shihuang together, just for a while."

Qin Shihuang frowned: "Why is it so easy? You have a lot of resentment towards Qin Shihuang?"

Li Shimin shook his head: "Resentment? I can't talk about it, I just talk back."

Qin Shihuang kicked Li Shimin: "You have to make it clear, so it's easy to say."

"hehe."

Li Shimin frowned, too lazy to talk to him.

On the other hand, Li Chengqian looked at Qin Shihuang and said, "Actually, I know Li Er, why did he bring Qin Shihuang with him.

I heard that Li Er has developed a habit in recent years. He likes to take Qin Shihuang out for a walk when he has nothing to do.

When he saw a dead person, Li Er would say casually, why didn't Qin Shihuang die together?

When he saw someone jumping off a building, he, Li Er, would say casually, why didn't Qin Shihuang jump off the building together?

When I saw a foot cleaner, I would casually say, why didn't Qin Shihuang work as a foot cleaner with you?

In short, in his Li Er's eyes, Qin Shihuang is the one who goes by the way, the kind who has to go by the way in everything, even if he smells stinky feet, he has to go by Qin Shihuang.

Zhao Chengan:

Hu Hai:

Liu Bang:

F*ck, this is not only cursing Brother Zheng, this horse-riding man is still mocking Brother Zheng!

This Li Er is going to die!

"Oh, it's pretty easy to do by the way."

Qin Shihuang frowned, then patted Li Chengqian on the shoulder, "Young man, I have a slight obsessive-compulsive disorder, you know it.

Look at Li Er's face, you have stepped on a footprint.

When I looked at this footprint, I felt awkward no matter how I looked at it.

You said you stepped on your face when you stepped on it, why did you only step on half of your face? The other side didn’t leave any footprints, are you trying to annoy me on purpose?

Now that there are footprints on one side of his face, and since Li Er likes to pass by, why don't you show the other half of his face, four footprints?"

Liu Bang: "..."

Zhao Chengan:

R: "???"

There's something wrong with this damn obsessive-compulsive person, right?

So frenzied, he still has the face to say that he owns OCD, is it mild?

I ridicule Qin Shihuang, what does it matter to him!

Li Chengqian's eyelids twitched, and he immediately pointed to Li Shimin and said, "Dage, this is easy to do, isn't it just to leave a footprint on his other half's face?

I not only left a footprint, but also left some footprints on him. "

Kat: "..."

Yuchi Gong:

F*ck! Your Royal Highness, this is the rhythm to completely destroy yourself!

"you dare!"

Li Shimin's face turned livid with anger.

"Why don't I dare?"

Li Chengqian didn't realize that his own identity had been exposed long ago, and he still raised his feet arrogantly.

He stepped on the other half of Li Shimin's face.

"Boy, stop! Don't go too far!"

"presumptuous!"

Seeing this, Cheng Yaojin, Yu Chigong and others couldn't help glaring at Li Chengqian.

"Boy! Do you know what you're doing!"

Li Shimin was so angry that his lungs exploded, but he still maintained his rationality in his heart, and did not expose Li Chengqian's identity, so as not to be laughed at.

"What are you doing? Stepping on your face, can you not see or smell?"

Qin Shihuang kicked Li Shimin.

Zhao Chengan:

Liu Bang:

"Bastard!"

Li Shimin trembled with anger.

"Young man, go on, although the two sides of the footprints on his face are symmetrical, but one is deeper and the other is shallower, it's still an eyesore.

Qin Shihuang pointed to Li Shimin's face, and then patted Li Chengqian's shoulder.

Changsun Wuji: "...

Yuchi Gong:

"Easy!"

Without saying a word, Li Chengqian immediately kicked out with both feet.

"No!"

"Boy, don't go too far!"

Cheng Yaojin, Yu Chigong and others stopped immediately.

But, before they could make a move, they saw Li Chengqian's feet landed on Li Shimin's face.

Forcibly stepped on both sides of Li Shimin's face, leaving a deep footprint.

"???"

Li Shimin looked at Li Chengqian blankly.

This is my son?

How dare he!

Is this my filial son?

Zhao Chengan, Liu Bang and the others looked at Li Shimin with a sluggish face, and shook their heads secretly. This Emperor of the Tang Dynasty was afraid that he would be ruined.

"Dage, the footprints on both sides are exactly the same now, are you satisfied?"

Li Chengqian looked at Qin Shihuang again and asked.

"I am satisfied with the footprint."

Qin Shihuang nodded slightly, then pointed to Li Shimin and said: "However, I heard that Li Er also has a prostatic gland problem, and he has bifurcated urine when he urinates.

Although I haven't seen his bifurcation in urine, as long as I catch that picture in my mind, I will feel uncomfortable all over.

Zhao Chengan: ""

Liu Bei: ".........

H: "???"

Li Chengqian swallowed his saliva immediately, and asked: "So Dage, you mean, it is right to beat him until he urinates without bifurcation?"

Yuchi Gong:

"...

Qin Shihuang waved his hand: "You can also beat him with symmetrical forks."

R: "???"

Liu Chan:

Hu Hai:

Li Chengqian bit the bullet and asked, "Where to hit?"

Qin Shihuang glanced at Li Shimin's head: "Urine splits, where do you think you hit?"

:""

Zhao Chengan

Liu Bei: "...

"Okay, I'll fight now!"

Li Chengqian's scalp was a little numb, but he also knew that he had to go all the way to the dark.

"Nizi! Li Chengqian, I have deposed you!"

Seeing that Li Chengqian really dared to do it, Li Shimin was so angry that he exposed Li Chengqian's identity on the spot.

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