Global shock: You call this a zoo

"Hang!"

"Su Bai, hide behind and don't come out!"

Francis lay on the ground, fired a shot into the distance, pulled Su Bai down, and roared with red eyes:

"It's too dangerous here. Find a place to hide!"

"You are different from us, you can... survive!"

"Okay!"

Su Bai pushed his hand away, stared at the group of invaders in front of him with narrowed eyes, and said in a deep voice:

"Hang on!"

"We still have hope!"

So far, the system has not prompted that the mission failed, which means... the two passenger pigeons have delivered all the messages.

The only thing that can be done now is to survive hard and wait for the support of the coalition forces.

"Kang..."

Francis pulled the bolt of the gun, took a deep look at the young man in front of him, raised his head and shot again.

"Laurie!"

He roared to the side.

"Bring out the bomb and throw it in for me no matter what!"

"quick!!!"

The invaders in front of them have begun to crawl forward, and their ammunition is limited. If the confrontation continues for a long time, they will not be able to hold on for too long.

"good!"

Laurie's expression changed, he jumped into the trench, picked up two explosive packets and rushed out.

When everyone saw this, they started pouring bullets frantically, trying to give him a chance to breathe.

"call……"

"Captain, remember your promise!"

"Betroth Rilla to me!"

Laurie lay on the ground, holding the explosive pack in his arms, blushing and roaring, and began to crawl quickly towards the center of the battlefield.

"Come on, Laurie, you can do it!"

"Give these bitches a good look!"

After groaning, Laurie licked his chapped lips, held onto the ground with one hand, and quickly climbed forward.

Balls of grass clippings kept exploding next to him.

The dense rain of bullets kept hitting his ears.

Seeing that he had reached the position where he could throw it, Laurie slowly stopped.

He raised his head and glanced at the invaders that kept crawling towards this side, and gritted his teeth.

If it weren't for this group of people, they would definitely still be playing in school at this time.

"Damn it!"

He cursed in a low voice, took out the explosive bag from his arms, pulled open the fuse, and threw it high up.

"Boom!"

Smoke and dust rose all over the sky.

Listening to the screams in the distance, Laurie couldn't help but grin.

"There's another one!"

Pulling out the last explosive package, Lowry crawled forward a few steps again, looking at the invaders who started charging over again, holding the fuse tightly with his fingers.

"Walk!!!"

He shouted loudly and threw it out again.

Then quickly began to crawl backwards.

"Hang!"

At this moment, a gunshot rang out, and Laurie showed pain on his face. He looked back at the bloody hole in his thigh, gritted his teeth, and crawled forward with all his strength.

"kill!"

Suddenly, there was a roar from behind, and a figure flew over instantly.

"He...he..."

This is an invader covered in blood and even smells of gunpowder.

His mouth kept roaring like a beast, and he strangled Laurie's neck with both hands.

"Ahhhhhhhh!"

Laurie yelled, raised his forehead sharply, hit the man's face directly, opened his mouth and bit his ear.

"Tear..."

He used force in his mouth and tore off the ear.

"Bang……"

The intruder in front of him seemed to be crazy. He didn't care about his injuries and got up from the ground again. He hugged Laurie's legs with both hands and thrust his fingers into the bloody hole in his thigh.

"Hiss...ahhhhh!"

Laurie had a ferocious expression on his face, bared his teeth, howled, and was about to raise his legs to kick the invader away from him.

I saw a sharp dagger appearing in front of me.

Looking at the dagger coming straight at him, Laurie's eyes narrowed and he was stunned for a moment.

Are you going to die?

In the end, he didn't get out alive.

"Boom!"

"Boom!"

"Boom!"

Suddenly, deep pits exploded in the distance, and the invader in front of him was stunned. Laurie quickly grabbed the dagger with both hands and pushed him out.

"tulip!"

Listening to the thunderous roar coming from the distance.

Laurie's eyes widened in disbelief.

It was the coalition forces who came, and the news was successfully passed on.

"Ha ha ha ha!"

Francis suddenly stood up from the ground, looked at the invaders who began to flee in front of him, blushed and roared:

"rush!!!"

"Drive away the invaders!"

"Brothers, we survived! Our coalition forces are coming!"

"Kill!"

With that said, there were only less than fifty soldiers left, and they got up from the ground and rushed towards the invaders in the distance.

"Gudong!"

Su Bai looked at the scene in front of him and couldn't help but lick the corner of his mouth.

Finally the light has come.

but……

What happened to the two passenger pigeons?

Thinking of this, Su Bai turned around and started rushing towards the coalition forces.

…

The next day.

In the blue sky zoo.

"Hahahahaha!"

The macaw emerged from the ape-eating eagle's nest in high spirits, shook its newly grown colorful feathers, and let out a wild laugh.

"I, King Kong III, am back again!"

It took more than a month for these feathers to grow.

but……

Thanks to Director Su Bai, if Director Su Bai had not brought back the two injured pigeons, he successfully stimulated the motherly nature of the ape-eating eagle.

How could he escape so quickly?

"Brothers, I, King Kong, want to kill you!"

With a strange cry, the macaw flapped its wings and quickly flew towards the panda garden.

Far away, I saw a figure of a bear sitting on the ground, with a bandage tied around his neck and a bear paw hanging from it.

"hiss……"

The macaw couldn't help but take a breath of cold air, silently landed on a nearby tree, and quietly observed.

"roar……"

"Isn't it amazing how big you are?"

"You can do whatever you want with your big body!"

Dabai held the bamboo shoot in his bear paw, brought it to his mouth and took a bite, growling from time to time.

Especially when I saw another broken arm, I couldn't help but feel angry.

It’s so biased!

He even broke his own bones, but Principal Su Bai didn't even let him vent his anger.

He really has no backbone at all. I didn’t expect that Principal Su Bai would also bully the weak and fear the strong.

"snort……"

Dabai swallowed the bamboo shoots in his mouth and snorted coldly.

Just wait!

I can't afford to offend you, right?

Sooner or later, the dinosaur eggs will hatch, and then... Humph, I can't beat the big ones, so I know I can't beat the small ones?

Are you kidding me, are my teeth vegetarian?

"What are you looking at? Come down quickly!"

Looking up at the macaw standing on the tree, Dabai rolled his eyes and roared.

"I want to discuss something with you!"

"Speed ​​up!"

"Well……"

The macaw hesitated for a while, and then asked in a low voice:

"Brother Bai, you don't still hold grudges, do you? I just said nonsense that day..."

"Ouch..."

"What's the point of holding a grudge? I'm not that kind of person. I passed away a long time ago. I haven't seen you for a few days. I missed you. I was injured recently and there is no one to talk to me. It just so happens that you come down and talk to me!"

The macaw saw that it didn't look like he was pretending, and remembered how unreliable this guy was in normal times, so he flew down with confidence.

"well……"

"Don't mention it, I feel like I've gained weight recently, so I have to pay attention to my feathers. It's too uncomfortable not being able to fly!"

The macaw landed next to Dabai and sighed loudly.

"Come over here, one of my paws is broken and it's really itchy here!"

Dabai lowered his head and pointed at the two panda legs, frowned and shouted.

"Hurry up, I can't help it, it's too itchy..."

"here?"

"No, that's closer!"

"Bang……"

The macaw stretched out its paws and kept hooking the hair on the giant panda's legs. Suddenly...

The two panda legs came together, instantly sandwiching it.

"Brother Bai, what are you doing?"

The macaw looked up at it and said blankly.

"Tear..."

Dabai opened his mouth, pulled off a bunch of feathers, and sneered and shouted:

"What are you doing? I think your clothes don't fit well, so I'll cut them off and grow them again!"

"Ah ah ah ah, help!"

"Giant panda, you must die a happy death!"

"Uuuuuuuuuuuu, don't pull it out, it hurts so much, it will take more than a month to grow!"

…

"kindness?"

Su Bai slowly opened his eyes, rubbed his aching shoulders, and sat up from the bed.

It has been two days since the Passenger Pigeon mission was completed.

Fortunately, apart from serious injuries, the two passenger pigeons were not life-threatening.

After washing up.

Su Bai started to open the system panel.

If it weren't for the severe pain in his body, Su Bai would have wanted to start the second fragment mission as early as the day he came back.

"I hope some less difficult tasks will be refreshed!"

He groaned softly.

Swipe across the panel in front of you to bring up the animal fragment exchange mall.

"Fuck..."

Looking at the animal fragments that were refreshed on it, Su Bai couldn't help but curse.

Who will God spare?

Is this system's cliffhanger intentional?

【Animal Fragments Mall】

Emperor Crocodile Fragment: It requires 1.5 million shock value to redeem.

Mosasaur Fragment: It requires 2 million shock value to redeem.

Megalodon Shark Fragment: It requires 1 million shock value to redeem.

Wing Limb Horseshoe Crab Fragments: 800,000 shock value is required to exchange.

Husky Fragments: 200,000 shock value is required to exchange.

…

"It's cruel, it's so cruel!"

Su Bai said speechlessly.

Isn't this an obvious way to ask him to exchange for Husky fragments?

At that time, I exchanged for Alaska due to a manual error, and I worried about it for a long time.

Fortunately, Harry's energy is not that strong, but... Husky is different.

In the past, there was a popular saying in China: "One tiger defeats three tigers, three tigers sink aircraft carriers, five tigers fight against God, ten tigers create the world, and one hundred tigers destroy the galaxy."

Moreover, due to the mission, I don’t know how many huskies I will bring back this time.

If there are dozens of them, then...

Su Bai was really afraid that when he fell asleep one day, the zoo would disappear.

Yes, this kind of creature is so terrifying and has endless energy.

Either they are demolishing their homes, or they are on the way to demolishing their homes.

However, although other animal fragments worth millions can be redeemed now, the task cannot be completed at all.

"well……"

With a long sigh, Su Bai silently exchanged the Husky fragment.

but……

I have to call a helper for this mission.

As the saying goes, only a bad guy can beat a bad guy.

Because they know each other best.

Su Bai thought for a while, and now in the zoo, the most unreliable and the second most unreliable one should be the "giant panda".

Thinking of this, Su Bai quickly opened the door and walked out.

You could hear screams coming from far away inside.

"Uuuuuuuuuuah, my hair...my hair!"

"You are so cruel. Is it easy for me to grow some hair?"

"Giant panda, I, the macaw, are incompatible with you!"

Su Bai pushed open the gate of the panda garden, looked at the feathers on the ground, and twitched the corner of his mouth slightly.

I looked up at the macaw standing on the tree, shouting and scolding, and saw that all the colorful feathers on its forehead had been plucked out.

It looks weird at this time.

"roar……"

"Say it again?"

"You think I can't climb trees, don't you?"

Dabai suddenly jumped up from the ground, stared at the broken bird on the tree and roared.

"Okay!"

Su Bai looked at Dabai with three legs on the ground and couldn't help but kick him.

"It's already fine. Why are you still hanging there?"

"Ouch..."

Dabai's expression was startled, and he gently placed his paw on the ground, tried to take two steps, and couldn't help but grin.

"Hahahaha, okay!"

"Why don't I know when it will be ready?"

"Let's go, I have something to do with you!"

Su Bai glanced at him, said a word, turned around and walked into the office.

Dabai glanced at the macaw on the tree, then happily followed it while twisting his butt.

Is this another mission planned?

Oops, Miss Panda has been thinking about it for a long time, could it be...

"hiss……"

Taking a sharp breath, Dabai shook his fat belly and rushed into the office quickly.

"Ouch!"

Hali opened his eyelids, glanced at Dabai who rushed in, and groaned.

He raised his head and glanced at some small Alaskans in the distance, and jumped up from the ground.

"roar……"

"You can't tear it down...little ancestor, that's someone else's nest. Are you tired of tearing it down?"

After scolding and bringing the little ones back, Hali closed his eyes tiredly.

The little ones are getting bigger and bigger recently, and they are becoming more and more powerful at tearing things apart.

but……

Fortunately, I discovered it in time each time and there were no irreversible consequences.

If it's that kind of guy...

I'm afraid the whole zoo will be turned upside down.

"Go and obey, do you understand?"

"When the blue light comes on, you rush in!"

Although Dabai had already been there twice, Su Bai still gave a few instructions again, this time instructing the system to start the task.

"Ding, the Husky Fragment mission has started..."

"Ding, the collection mission of 'Three Sleigh Idiots' has started!"

"Countdown!"

"ten!"

"Nine!"

"eight!"

…

"Ouch..."

"Where are the people?"

Dabai looked at Su Bai who had disappeared and scratched his forehead in embarrassment.

Isn’t it the one that flashes blue light as promised?

Why doesn't it see blue light?

Damn it!

Director Su Bai is unethical, there is no light at all, okay?

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