Global shock: You call this a zoo

"Didi..."

"Didi..."

"Didi..."

Su Bai stood on the road, listening to the sound of the whistle coming from behind, and quickly stepped aside.

I looked around.

At this time, it was almost evening, and the roads were full of pedestrians rushing to get off work.

"Where's Baymax?"

Suddenly, Su Bai quickly looked back, but did not see Dabai's figure. It seemed that he remembered that when the mission was launched, he never waited for that guy to come up.

That is to say...

Didn't the giant panda follow?

"call……"

Taking a deep breath, Su Bai stood up from the steps and started searching along the street.

Since it can be sent to human society, that is to say...

The husky mission must be a pet husky, but... the difficulty of this kind of mission seems to be even more difficult.

It seems that no one is holding a dog on the street at this time.

"Ouch..."

Just when Su Bai was about to get on the overpass, a strong force suddenly came from behind, followed by a howl, and a guy with gray hair knocked him to the ground and hurried over with his tail wagging.

"Erha?"

Su Bai glared and roared, quickly getting up from the ground.

"Grab it!"

"Don't let it get away!"

"Fuck, I was going to the bathroom, and this guy opened the door!"

At this moment, a middle-aged man hurried past Su Bai, holding his pants with both hands and a ferocious expression on his face. He kept shouting and chasing Erha in the distance.

And what left Su Bai speechless the most was.

The guy who knocked Su Bai down didn't run away quickly. He even stopped, narrowed his small eyes, grinned, and raised his head provocatively at the middle-aged man.

"Ah ah ah ah, I will kill you today!"

When the middle-aged man saw it, he roared immediately, pulled up his wet pants, and rushed forward quickly.

"Damn, this is a bit awesome!"

Su Bai groaned and quickly caught up with the middle-aged man.

"Brother, what's going on?"

The middle-aged man glanced at the young man aside, as if he had found a relative to whom he could confide, and suddenly said with tears in his eyes:

"Don't mention it..."

"I was just squatting in a pit in the public toilet over there. This guy popped out of nowhere. At first, he put his head in from underneath. You didn't know. I was so scared that I pinched it off!"

"Uh... no need to be so specific!"

The corner of Su Bai's mouth twitched slightly, and he hurriedly motioned for him to continue.

"I thought someone's dog was ignorant, but it turned out..."

I saw the man in front of me crying with runny nose and tears:

"Unexpectedly, after this guy got back, he jumped in from the next room and opened the door with a paw, and then..."

"UuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuacuuuuuuuuuHe then bit my trouser leg and started to drag it outward...I haven’t wiped my butt yet!"

"There are so many people, how can I have the face to see them?"

Good guy, I call him good guy...

This is too cruel. It is no longer as simple as demolishing a house. It seems that the mission is the Erha that just ran away.

Otherwise, the IQ would not be so high.

You actually know how to ridicule?

But...does this guy have a master?

"no!"

Suddenly, the Chinese man on the side had a ferocious expression and shouted viciously:

"We must catch this guy today. Anyway, he is just a wild dog from who knows who!"

"Brother, thank you so much for your help... I'll treat you to dinner after I catch you!"

"By the way, what do you call brother?"

"Just call me Su Bai!"

"Brother Li... I have to say thank you very much today..."

Li De pursed his lips, reached out and patted Su Bai on the shoulder, and said in a deep voice:

"This guy will definitely not run too far. Let's see if I catch it, how can I educate this guy!"

After finishing speaking, he held up his pants with one hand and rushed along the road to the park in the distance.

After a long time!

Li De sat on a bench in the park, panting heavily, looking at Erha who was standing in the distance and howling, his face turned red.

I found it after looking for it, I found it without any effort at all, even...

When they came to the entrance of the park, this guy was squatting there and looking at them.

There was no sign of fear at all.

Li De felt the wet and sticky crotch, and felt as if he was going to explode, so he rushed forward crazily.

result……

After chasing for several hours, there was absolutely nothing we could do against this guy.

This Erha could even swim. Seeing that he was about to catch up, he jumped into the lake and swam leisurely to the other side.

"Brother Su Bai, there is no chance today!"

Li De wiped the sweat from his forehead and said with some reluctance:

"But don't worry, my brother will order this meal no matter what, and he will come again tomorrow!"

"Well……"

The corner of Su Bai's mouth twitched, looking at Erha lying on the ground in the distance, sticking out his tongue, and nodded in agreement.

"It seems that there is really nothing we can do about this guy today, but... the owner of this dog doesn't come looking for it?"

"Damn it, who cares for this thing? It's been so angry for two days. I guess someone else just didn't want it!"

Li De stood up, tightened his trousers, waved to Su Bai with one hand, glared at Erha in the distance, turned and walked away.

Seeing the disappearing figure, Su Bai stood up and walked towards the husky step by step.

[Ah hahahaha, looking at the name of Director Su Bai’s live broadcast today, I thought he was some kind of guy. I didn’t expect it... I didn’t expect it!]

[Just looking at the appearance of this husky, don’t tell me, I thought it was the snow wolf from that time. Who knew...it turned out to be a funny guy!]

[It’s so joyful, I’ve never seen such a mean guy!]

[However, Li De was really miserable just now. His crotch was filled with feces and urine. This person was also really powerful. He didn't change his pants quickly because he had to catch the murderer. 】

[Tell me, how capable is this dog before he goes to the toilet to bully people?]

[Erha: I didn’t expect that, hey... if you have the ability, chase me without wiping your ass! 】

…

The water friends in the live broadcast room followed the camera all the way, chasing the husky, from initial suspicion to disbelief now.

Many people were even laughing so hard.

In the Blue Sky Zoo, except for the giant panda Dabai, I have never seen an animal with this kind of personality.

Along the way, not only is it not afraid of you catching up with it, it will even take a few steps back and wiggle its butt to taunt you.

It simply subverted everyone's views.

"We must catch this guy no matter what today!"

Su Bai groaned at the many water friends in the camera, and while touching them carefully, he whispered:

"Don't be fooled by the appearance of this guy in front of you!"

"I have a jingle for everyone... everyone can have a detailed understanding of this creature called 'Husky'."

"In society, I, Brother Ha, are a coward and talk a lot. If you fight, you won't win, and you will be the first to quarrel. As the saying goes, if a wolf turns back, there must be a reason. Either to repay a favor or to take revenge. When Erha turns back, life is over. No.

To demolish a home is to demolish a building.”

"And...the scariest thing about this kind of animal is not playing tricks on people like today, but tearing down people's homes!"

"That's right, it's just about demolishing the house. There's nothing that Erha can't demolish. If there is...then ask your brothers to demolish it together."

"Through the live broadcast just now, everyone should be able to see that animals like Erha have a very high IQ. The anchor can definitely tell everyone that whether you open or lock the door, or even lock it in a cage, it can open it.

"

"Ouch..."

Suddenly, Erha, who was lying on the ground in front of him, stared at a pair of blue eyes, jumped up from the ground, exposed his fangs, and howled fiercely at Su Bai who came over.

I'll wipe it!

This guy is not afraid at all?

However, seeing that the young man in front of him didn't look scared at all, Erha couldn't help but frown.

Could this person have seen his true face clearly?

Impossible!

I didn’t use this trick all the way!

The little teddy was scared to death last time, but it doesn't work anymore?

After thinking for a while, Erha glared at Su Bai fiercely, then quickly ran towards the mountain in the park with his tail between his legs.

"Still want to run?"

Su Bai groaned, increased his speed to the extreme, and quickly chased after him.

"Ouch..."

"There's something wrong with you!"

Erha looked back and roared in horror.

How could the man behind him run so fast?

Both legs can no longer be seen.

However, if you just want to catch it like this, I'm afraid it's still a little short of time.

Turning his eyes, Erha remembered the people he met in the park two days ago, quickly turned around and rushed over.

As long as he ran to a certain place, there would definitely be nothing this person could do against him today.

Su Bai ran all the way, following Erha who was not far away, circling around the mountains in the park.

At this time, the sky had completely darkened.

Su Bai had just climbed up a hill. He squinted his eyes and took a look. Erha, who had just climbed up, was nowhere to be seen.

He quickly ran down the hillside.

Through the dim street lights, I watched two black figures flashing constantly in the corner of the wall.

Behind the two people, there was a pair of green dog eyes standing quietly on the ground.

"What's going on?"

Su Bai groaned, carefully hid behind the tree, and slowly touched it.

"Hehehehe...how about it? Is it okay today?"

"It's been half an hour. Can you please hurry up? Have you taken your medicine? You are such a bad old man. For 50 yuan, you have been in trouble for so long!"

"Isn't this... Hehe, I haven't seen you for a long time!"

"Hurry up!!! Stop talking..."

"No, when did you get so hairy on your body? Give me a prick on your butt."

At this time, this elderly man couldn't help but stop and reached out to touch his back.

Immediately, his expression was startled, and he froze on the spot.

A chill shot from his tailbone straight to his forehead.

There's something behind it, and it's plush.

"Why did it stop? I'm telling you, there's another 10 minutes, and if it doesn't work, I'll get the price!"

The old friend in front of him roared impatiently, and then opened his eyes.

However, the moment he opened his eyes, he saw a pair of green eyes behind the old man, and the hair on his body suddenly stood up.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh, help!"

"There is something behind you, are you trying to make a fool of yourself...when did it happen, what are you doing!"

"Help! Help!"

Su Bai heard the cry for help and rushed forward with quick steps.

He took out his flashlight and glanced at the two people in front of him, looking at Erha squatting behind them with strange eyes.

This is crazy...

"Ouch..."

It's better to die than to die, right now.

The Erha in front of him didn't actually run away. Instead, he let out an aggrieved howl, turned around and walked to Su Bai's feet obediently, rubbing his forehead against his calf.

"no……"

"It's not what you think, I don't know this dog!"

Su Bai looked at the two people in front of him, wrapped in clothes, walking over with gloomy expressions, and quickly waved his hands in defense.

"Huh, hubby, report it to the security bureau... I almost scared people to death!"

"Okay, you horse rider, if you don't keep a good eye on a dog, it won't be your dog. Who will believe you if you tell me?"

The two of them yelled at each other in cold voices, then the old man took out his mobile phone and prepared to...

"careful!"

Su Bai pointed behind the two of them, shouted, turned around and ran away.

I never expected that this Erha could be so insidious.

I definitely lured him here on purpose.

and……

"Where's Erha?"

He ran to the hillside and looked down, but did not see Erha's figure. Su Bai quickly looked back and saw that the two people did not catch up, and then he breathed a sigh of relief.

but……

We have to find this guy no matter what today!

He must be taught a lesson, otherwise, once the resurrection is successful, he may cause some trouble in the future. It is best to deal with this guy before the live broadcast ends.

"Husband, let's go back quickly!"

"That's right, I can't play this kind of game anymore. It's giving me a heart attack!"

"Hey...is that the dog just now?"

The two of them looked at the guy on the railing on the side who kept twisting his buttocks, and exclaimed in unison.

"Ouch..."

"Ouch..."

"Ouch..."

Erha bared his teeth and howled, twisting his head vigorously.

Damn, something isn't right. I was able to get out yesterday, so why am I stuck here today?

Suddenly, his eyes turned to the railing beside him, and Erha's eyes widened.

"Ouch..."

"How could it be drilled wrongly?"

I couldn't help but growl.

His two claws were hooked on the railing, sliding his body continuously.

After struggling for a long time.

Erha tilted his head dejectedly, lying quietly on the platform under the railing, with his tongue hanging out, looking at the cars passing by on the street with a lifeless expression.

It’s over!

It’s over!

What kind of brain is this? It's not scientific at all. Why can't the body get through when the head gets in?

Isn't this stuck here?

"Ha ha ha ha!"

Suddenly, there was a burst of laughter in the distance. Erha froze his forehead and glanced sideways.

Suddenly he was furious.

"roar……"

"Smile!!! You're laughing at your uncle's legs!"

"Crack!"

Su Bai squatted in front of it, slapped it directly, and looked at it coldly without saying a word.

"roar……"

"Click...click...click!"

Erha stared blankly at the young man in front of him who had been chasing him all night. He opened his bloody mouth and kept biting his neck.

"Are you tired of living?"

"See if these teeth are sharp? Can you bear the bite?"

"Go away, come here again..."

"Pa..."

Su Bai pinched its mouth with one hand and slapped it again. Without saying a word, he mechanically raised his palms and slapped Erha on the forehead with the sound of breaking wind.

joke!

If you have never seen a Husky with any kind of virtue, you may be intimidated.

But before Su Bai traveled through time, he was very familiar with this kind of guy.

This is definitely a typical example of being strong on the outside but capable on the inside.

Don't look at how fierce he is now, even if he finds a teddy, he will probably beat Erha to tears.

really.

When Su Bai received the fifth slap, Erha in front of him gave in.

"Woooooooooooo..."

"Oh my god...are you abusing your pet? Woohoo...help! Save the child!"

"Brother, stop hitting me, it hurts!"

Su Bai smiled disdainfully and silently let go of this guy's mouth.

Looking down at it, he said in a deep voice:

"Are you obedient?"

"kindness?"

Erha's expression was startled, and he looked at the young man in front of him with wide eyes.

This guy can actually communicate with me and talk nonsense?

How is that possible?

For a moment, Erha couldn't believe it.

I have never seen a human being able to understand what it speaks, and... I have never thought that one day I would be able to understand what a human being speaks.

no!

It must have been an illusion just now.

Erha nodded heavily, squinted his eyes, glanced at Su Bai, and muttered softly.

"Your uncle's legs! You're useless!"

Hehe, if he can understand these two sentences, it means that he can really communicate with himself. If he can't understand...

It was a waste of time, and there was no loss at all this time.

"Pah...pah...pah!"

Su Bai looked at Erha in astonishment with his mouth wide open and a wretched look, and slapped him with two different slaps.

After a long time!

The dim street lights illuminated the street.

On the street in the distance, perhaps not a single car has passed by for a long time.

The moon in mid-air was obscured by dark clouds, and the stars also disappeared.

A husky's head was stuck in the railing, staring helplessly at the "devil" sitting in front of him.

Really the devil.

I have never seen such a cruel person, even if he didn't save it, he even beat it, even if he beat it, he still subjected him to such cruel torture in front of him.

"Crunch..."

"Zi Liu..."

"Haha, it smells so good!"

Su Bai held a roasted chicken leg in his left hand and an iced Coke in his right hand, sitting face to face in front of Erha, making seductive chewing sounds.

"Don't look around!"

Seeing Erha's eyes turn to the side, Su Bai patted its forehead and tore into another bite of chicken legs.

"Look at this shredded pork, it's really strong!"

"Let me smell it for you. Does it smell good? It smells good!"

Su Bai shook the chicken leg in front of Erha's nose and said with a smile.

"Gudong... Gudong... Gudong!"

Listening to the sound of the guy in front of him swallowing saliva, Su Bai smiled proudly.

I can’t cure you yet!

I’m craving for you today!

The water friends in the live broadcast room started laughing from the moment Su Bai started to teach the husky a lesson and couldn't stop at all.

Until Su Bai bought some strange delicacies from a stall far away and started eating in front of everyone, everyone couldn't help it anymore and they all typed their keyboards angrily.

[It’s too cruel, poisoning late at night, and... By the way, what is this that Director Su Bai is eating, and why does it look so fragrant? I feel like the fragrance has drifted out from the screen. ]

[In an instant, I felt that the noodles I had just cooked were no longer fragrant at all. What a waste...]

[Am I the only one who thinks Erha is pitiful? You will almost cry just looking at it!]

[Stop talking, I’m almost crying too, okay? This round thing called chicken drumsticks will whet your appetite just by looking at it.]

[Erha: Although I am not a human, you are a real dog. There is a saying in MMP that I don’t know whether I should say! 】

[Hahahaha, I can say it with confidence, I really want to see what other tricks Director Su Bai has to deal with this Erha, it’s really funny.]

[Cruelty is really cruel, look at Erha’s eyes, hahaha, he probably wants to die. 】

…

Except for the panda Dabai, no one has ever seen Director Su Bai treat any animal like this, and the Erha in front of them is the second one.

Even more cruel than the treatment of Baymax.

At least the giant pandas feed on bamboo shoots and will not suffer this kind of torture anyway.

"Ouch..."

"Don't eat it, please, don't eat it..."

Erha whimpered and looked at Su Bai pleadingly.

It’s such a shame!

How could a dog be like this?

During the week on Zongheng Zhenxing Road, it always teased others. When had it ever been teased like this?

And...this method, do you know how much damage it has caused to my soul?

"Then you want to eat?"

Su Bai licked the bone, put it to Erha's mouth, and said softly.

"Ouch..."

"so good?"

Erha blinked his teeth and quickly stuck out his tongue, wanting to take a lick.

But... the young man in front of him actually moved his bones back a few points.

"roar……"

"lick……"

With a roar, Erha immediately got up and stuck his head out with all his strength.

Not even close!

I almost licked it!

"Bang……"

Suddenly, his whole body relaxed, Erha looked back blankly, and actually got out of the railing.

"Ouch!"

"Ah hahahaha, you're done!"

With an excited roar, Erha immediately opened his mouth and flew forward.

No matter what, I have to fight this person today!

…

A ray of sunshine in the early morning shone down.

Erha slowly opened his eyes.

He looked up in fear at the young man sitting in front of him, and couldn't help but tremble all over.

"woke up?"

Su Bai looked down at it and smiled slightly.

"Don't hit me...wuwuwuwu, I was wrong, don't hit me!"

Erha quickly stretched out his paws, covered his head and kept wailing.

I thought I could get revenge last night, but I didn't expect...

They are no match at all.

"call……"

Su Bai looked at the guy at his feet and couldn't help but take a deep breath.

After a night of "showdown", I finally subdued it, but... a new problem has arisen, and until now, the system has not prompted that the task is completed.

This is a bit scary.

Are you going to stay here for a few more days?

Su Bai frowned slightly, stood up from the recliner tiredly, dragged Erha under his feet and started walking towards the street.

You can't help but sleep!

There's no way this guy is going to live on a deck chair in the park because of his "house-breaking" nature.

However, after the lesson last night, this Erha has become as docile as a sheep.

This made Su Bai feel relieved a lot, but for the sake of safety, it was better to buy a cage.

"Add more locks!"

With a groan, Su Bai took Erha and quickly started looking for a pet shop on the street.

"Ouch..."

"I don't! I won't go in!"

Erha looked at the pet cage in front of him and quickly screamed.

Seeing the young man behind him raise his hand again, he instinctively clamped his tail and got in obediently.

"Haha, this is quite strong!"

Lying in the pet cage, he grinned at Demon King Su.

The hotel waiter standing aside looked at the young man in front of him in confusion, and silently placed the compensation card on the table in front of his eyes.

"Hello sir!"

"Our hotel originally does not allow pets to come in, and...your pet...but please do not let it out of the cage."

"There are many guests in the hotel during the day. If unnecessary losses occur, you will be responsible for them personally."

"I wish you a happy life, I won't disturb you!"

After saying a few words and looking at the motionless husky lying in the cage, the waiter frowned and walked out.

I always feel like this dog is weird.

Moreover, I have never seen such a well-behaved husky.

"Clang!"

Hearing the door being locked, Su Bai added some water to the guy's cage, then took off his coat and walked into the bathroom.

After not sleeping all night, I can finally have a good sleep.

Su Bai felt that the task given by the system was probably to live alone with the husky for a few days, and then...prevent this guy from demolishing the house.

After all, system tasks will always take the hardest route.

There is absolutely no mistake.

"He..."

Shortly after Su Bai walked into the bathroom, Erha stood up suddenly.

He opened his mouth and bit the iron frame in front of him.

It's very strong and impossible to break.

He squinted his eyes and looked at the two hanging locks, and couldn't help but curl his lips in disdain.

There are actually two locks on it?

Just kidding, even if I put ten locks on it, it's impossible to lock my heart out.

Listening to the sound of water coming from the bathroom, Erha smiled and stretched out his four claws from the iron frame underneath.

Haha, you can’t think of it, right?

The bottom of this cage has long been knocked open.

Shaking his butt, dragging the iron frame, he carefully came to the bedside, stretched out his tongue, hooked the key off the clothes, and bit it in his mouth.

Erha glanced at Su Bai, who still hadn't come out, and quickly retreated.

"Crunch!"

Su Bai pushed open the bathroom door.

He glanced at Erha who had closed his eyes and was sleeping, and smiled slightly.

After struggling all night, I can't believe this guy is still so energetic.

The curtains were drawn, and the hotel room fell into darkness.

Su Bai lay on the bed and soon fell asleep.

"He..."

After a long time, a pair of green eyes suddenly opened, he stuck out his tongue, spit out the key from his mouth, and Erha grinned.

Regarding the matter of unlocking.

It is no exaggeration to say that it is already at the master level.

You can even put the key into the keyhole with your tongue.

His teeth hooked on the iron frame, his tongue stretched out, and after groping for a long time, he finally inserted the key.

"Click..."

Hearing the sound of opening, Erha raised his head and took a cautious look, only to see that Su Bai on the bed didn't feel a trace of emotion, so he nodded with relief.

He gently opened the dog cage door and walked out with his head held high.

Take a deep sniff.

"Ouch..."

"This is the smell of freedom!"

I couldn't help but growl.

He quickly ran to the bed, put his forehead under the quilt, and stared at it for a long time.

no!

He was only wearing one piece of clothing, and I probably couldn't take it off.

but……

Blood feud must be avenged with blood!

The humiliation last night must be brought back to Demon King Su today.

I, Erha... will never give in!

Gritting his teeth hard, Erha opened his mouth, tore the clothes on the chair and dragged them to the ground. Hearing the sound of the threads falling apart, he nodded with satisfaction.

"This is the coat..."

"Hey, these pants are still jeans? I'll bite a few holes for you, forget it, and let you pee a little!"

"Ah ah ah, there is actually hair inside this sofa?"

"Hehe, the wooden chair is quite hard. Grind your teeth!"

"Toilet lid?"

"Carpet? What? You actually dare to lay carpet on the ground?"

A cockroach kept wandering around the hotel room until it was so busy that it was out of breath.

Looking at his masterpiece in front of him, Erha excitedly licked his canine teeth, which were a little sore from tearing things, turned around and got into the cage.

He stretched out his paw and closed the cage door. Hearing the sound of automatic locking, he closed his eyes with satisfaction this time.

Although Su Bai has fallen asleep, but...

The live broadcast room was not closed, and... in the live broadcast room, everyone saw that the hotel room was brightly lit.

but……

Everyone watched in silence the operation of the husky in the cage, and they were all shocked.

Even if you are alone, I'm afraid you can't be this smart, right?

Is this going to be a fairy?

Not only that, especially after seeing this guy destroying the hotel house into a mess and then pretending to get into the cage again, as if nothing had happened, everyone couldn't help but break out in cold sweat on their foreheads.

If it weren't for the live broadcast, everyone would know it was this guy.

When I woke up, I probably thought my home had been robbed.

[I’m convinced, I’m convinced... No wonder Director Su Bai said this guy is very difficult to deal with. This is more than just difficult to deal with! It’s simply terrifying...]

[My mother came in several times and kept asking me why I was kneeling to watch the live broadcast. I don’t know either!]

[Speaking of which, did people really keep such pets in ancient societies? Isn’t this just making yourself unhappy? 】

【When I wake up, everything has changed!】

【Erha: Are you surprised? Are you surprised? Are you happy?】

[Ah hahahaha, I decided not to close the live broadcast room. I want to see if Su Baiyuan will doubt his life when he looks at the scene in front of him when he grows up. 】

【If I stopped doubting life, I would probably have a heart attack.】

Although there was no movement at all in the live broadcast screen, but... everyone stared at the screen in front of them with their eyes wide open, for fear of missing the good show.

This is the first time that Director Su Bai has suffered such a huge loss since he has been broadcasting for such a long time!

It’s exciting just thinking about it!

I don’t know how I will teach this Erha a lesson when I wake up!

[Author's digression]: I didn't expect it, hahaha, an 8,000-word chapter was updated in the middle of the night!

There are still 4,000 words left, and it will be updated around 6 p.m.!

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