Global shock: You call this a zoo

"Well……"

Su Bai was slightly stunned when he looked at Xiu'er, who was just curled up on one side without a quilt.

What is going on?

Haven't these two people slept together?

The problem is that the weather is not hot now. Is it going to hurt my body if I don’t cover myself at night?

"Um...my feet hurt so much. I'll go to the yard and have a look. I'll give you this quilt!"

After saying a few words, Su Bai ran away.

That's just right.

You don’t have to worry about it yourself anymore.

But a new problem has come. I can't stay in the yard forever.

"Son..."

Suddenly, a neighing sound came from the production team next door. Su Bai was slightly startled, and hurriedly rushed out of the door and walked to the side.

By the moonlight, you can see the donkey lying in the hay from a long distance, humming all the time.

Su Bai walked over in a hurry, looked down at the guy, pulled it by its ears and dragged it aside.

This place seems nice.

If someone discovers it tomorrow, it can be said that I am worried about the donkey, and... I will be able to live here for the next few days.

"Point that way!"

"Don't shout!"

"If you yell a little longer, I'll tie your mouth."

The black donkey looked back in disbelief.

Damn it!

Could it be that he crawled into the graveyard during the day? How could this man who was riding a horse speak like a donkey?

"Son..."

"Do you understand what I'm saying?"

I asked cautiously.

"Nonsense, it's getting late, don't make any noise!"

Su Bai found a comfortable position, resting on a donkey's leg, and slowly closed his eyes.

The black donkey looked at this guy's appearance and fell into deep suspicion.

[I have taken off my pants, so you want to show me this?]

[Outrageous, tens of thousands of people wrote it with blood... There is clearly a kang, but here you go to sleep with a donkey? What is going on? 】

[Wolf Dog: Is it the distortion of human nature or the loss of morals? A well-known anchor actually openly...]

[Pfft, hahaha, the wolf-dog is showing off today. Is the librarian not here? 】

[However, I am convinced by Director Su Bai’s operation. After all, it is all fake. Don’t forget, our sister Zhou Wan has been a killer. She is very fierce...]

【Which one is more dangerous? (The dog head saves life)! 】

Many viewers in the live broadcast room looked at Director Su Bai who quickly fell asleep while lying in the haystack, and shook their heads in silence.

How can a heel like a donkey sleep at night?

"Son..."

"Are you serious? I am a donkey riding a horse. How can I sleep if you sleep on my legs?"

"Bang……"

Momo stretched out his hoof and kicked the guy directly under the millstone aside. The black donkey showed his two front teeth, nodded with satisfaction, and closed his eyelids.

…

Blue Sky Zoo.

The macaw was standing in the medical room when he suddenly felt a cold breath coming over him. His whole body trembled and he silently took a few steps forward, staying farther away from the woman behind him.

Oh my god!

It’s too scary!

Isn't there someone who wants to drag Director Su Bai to the kang?

As for that?

At this moment, Lao Zhou hurriedly pushed open the door of the medical room and said breathlessly:

"Oh no, why can't I find the shoebill stork?"

"I've been looking for it for a long time and can't find it at all..."

"I'll go with you!"

Zhou Wan glanced at Su Bai, who was already asleep under the millstone, and then followed Lao Zhou out with a livid face.

I never expected that this live broadcast would have such a background.

He actually arranged a woman for Director Su Bai.

"call……"

The moment Zhou Wan walked out, several animals inside let out a long sigh of relief.

"Finally gone. Oh my God, I was scared to death... Did you see that she was about to take out a dagger just now?"

Macaw looked at Totoro and the other guys and said in a solemn tone:

"This kind of woman is really terrifying. Don't ever provoke this guy in the future, you know?"

"Otherwise, I won't even know how I died!"

Several chinchillas and quokkas looked at each other and nodded in unison.

"That's good!"

"Let's continue now. Look at how uncomfortable Erha is. He has fainted. Although this guy always bullies you, Teacher Zhang Yuan said that repaying evil with kindness is the highest state!"

The macaw jumped onto the innermost hospital bed with a quick stride. Looking at Erha who had passed out, he turned around and said in a deep voice:

"Director Su Bai is so bad. In order to punish Erha, he even wrapped it up with stones. How can this be done?"

"Erha must be feeling very uncomfortable now. Let's go...brothers, knock all these rocks!"

"Come up and help!"

Seeing this, a group of little guys jumped on the hospital bed one after another, chewing up the plaster wrapped around Erha's body with their teeth.

"Well done!"

"You get busy first, and I'll leave first!"

Seeing the hard work of the little guys, the macaw nodded happily and hurriedly walked out of the medical room.

Hum hum!

When this guy wakes up, he will definitely not find out that it was my command that did it!

This is finally my revenge.

Humming a little tune, the macaw walked toward the jungle, shaking its head.

Deep in the jungle.

Lao Zhou and a group of others kept searching around, but found no trace of the shoebill stork.

"We can't find it like this, right?"

"We are just ahead of the Dragon Mother's habitat. I don't think this guy will come to this place!"

Wang Qiang looked at the front of the crowd and said in a deep voice:

"Do you think this guy went to the beach to catch fish?"

"After all, shoebill storks make a living by fishing, and they don't know what's going on on our islands. Maybe they're really on the beach?"

"Won't!"

Lao Zhou pointed to a feather on the branch in front and said:

"If nothing else, it should be at Mother Long's place. Look at that feather, the shoebill stork can't fly so high."

"This guy must have provoked Mother Long!"

"Let's go over carefully and take a look. Principal Su Bai is not here. If Long Ma gets angry, we should try to stay as far away as possible!"

Several people looked at the long gray-blue feather, glanced at each other, and walked forward cautiously.

Although many dinosaurs will not actively harm humans, but...

This also depends on the situation. Especially when the most powerful Tyrannosaurus rex is furious, no one except Principal Su Bai will dare to come near it.

I hope this shoebill stork won’t seek death like Erha.

"Da da da da da..."

Suddenly, from behind a big tree in the distance, there was a unique call of a shoebill stork.

"That's right, it's right there, go over and have a look!"

Lao Zhou clenched his fists and said to everyone with a solemn expression.

Wait for everyone to walk over and take a look.

"hiss……"

They all took a step back in fear.

Who is this naked guy in front of me?

no……

Why are all the feathers on my body plucked clean?

"Da da da da..."

The shoebill stork looked at the group of people walking by the uncle. He had never been so affectionate before.

He quickly roared at the top of his lungs.

What I experienced today was so humiliating.

He was actually played with by a group of small dinosaurs until all his fur was lost...

How are you going to mess around from now on?

It seems that I have to stay away from that Erha in the future. I shouldn’t act inappropriately if I am a husky like a bird.

It's too scary.

Where did there come from so many enemies? Not to mention Erha’s cauldron. After mentioning the cauldron, a group of guys started to attack even more ruthlessly.

The shoebill stork felt as if his mouth had been knocked crooked.

"Come a few people and carry it back!"

Lao Zhou looked at the shoebill stork that was still shivering, rolled up his sleeves and waved to the people around him to carry it and walked out.

It seems that a new little master of committing suicide has appeared in the zoo.

They are indeed of the same origin.

The techniques used to cause trouble are the same.

…

"Hache..."

Xiu'er breathed a sigh of relief, got up from the bed, then opened the quilt, looked at her intact clothes, and kept patting her chest.

fortunately!

But why did he fall asleep under the covers?

Didn't Su Bai come back last night?

She had felt something was wrong since yesterday. Whether it was because she lost her donkey or delayed her meal time at night, he did not lose his temper or hit herself.

This was simply not possible before.

The most important thing is that Xiuer was about to accept her fate last night.

As long as Su Bai climbs onto the kang, she won't resist like before, but...

That person didn't come back all night.

"broken!"

With a cry of surprise, he quickly got out of the bed, washed his face with cold water in a hurry, and rushed out of the house.

When you run to the next door.

He discovered that Su Bai was sitting on the back of a black donkey, holding a wooden stick in his hand, and kept slapping its buttocks.

Right next to it.

A basin full of flour has actually been ground.

Not only was Xiu'er a little surprised, but even the captain who came over dropped his pipe on the ground.

"That's weird, why is this donkey so diligent today?"

The captain walked around the millstone and scratched the back of his head in confusion.

"It turns out that you have to stop every two laps at most. The sun is out in the west today!"

"And this Su Bai, why are you doing so well today? You know how much you love your wife, so you got up early in the morning and helped Xiu'er with her work?"

"Su Bai, what method did you use?"

Looking up at Su Bai above, the captain said with some surprise.

"Son..."

"How many laps have it been? Is it time to rest?"

The black donkey heard someone else's voice coming from beside him, and howled at the top of his voice:

"Why do I feel something is wrong?"

"How could it take such a long time without even completing a lap?"

"Are you lying to me?"

"I didn't lie to you!"

Su Bai sat on the back of the black donkey and said with a smile:

"You feel wrong. Did I tell you clearly that the millstone is round... you will definitely touch your own tail after walking around. Have you touched it?"

"I didn't touch it!"

"The problem is that I can't touch the tail!"

The black donkey tilted his neck and thought hard.

"That's because you haven't walked around one circle before. You made an agreement this morning that you will kick me under the stone mill and you must complete two laps!"

Su Bai blinked at the captain beside him and signaled him not to speak, then he lay on the black donkey's ear and whispered softly:

"Why do you want to go back on your word? Then you don't want the donkey's hooves anymore?"

"call……"

The black donkey blew out a sword of air from his nostrils, gritted his teeth angrily, and held Su Bai and pulled the stone mill to spin again.

"Right..."

"If it's okay to stop grinding, then give me a split and the matter between us will be wiped out!"

"Pfft!"

The words are not finished yet.

The people standing around covered their mouths and laughed.

What a loss to this man!

You can't even kill a donkey by splitting it.

[Liubi, I’m convinced. Does anyone know if a donkey is really this stupid? He can’t even tell how many laps he has run with his eyes covered.]

[Black Donkey: Although I am not a human being, you are a real donkey riding a horse. You can give me a try...]

[Hahahaha, I think this donkey will be tricked to death by Director Su Bai.]

[It will be more interesting if we go to the zoo in the future. Do you think if you blindfold this guy, will he be able to ride it for a lifetime? 】

[Is this the donkey of the production team? I understand...it's really powerful, it's so lively...if I don't stop, I think this guy can grind the stone mill away.]

[I’m laughing so hard, but Director Su Bai’s wife is here. I’m afraid Xiu’er can’t even think of it. Director Su Bai slept with his donkey in his arms last night. 】

…

Many fans waiting in the live broadcast room, especially those who were still in front of the computer in the middle of the night, laughed almost from that time until dawn.

It's really...

I have never seen such a loser person.

Director Su Bai woke up around three o'clock in the night, and then found that he had been kicked under the stone mill.

Everyone thought he would just get up and clean up the black donkey.

Unexpectedly, Director Su Bai actually pulled a piece of cloth from a distance and secretly covered Hei Donkey's eyes.

What's even more outrageous is that after waking up the black donkey, he told the guy that it was already dawn, and under the dual physical and psychological pressure, he forced the black donkey to start working in the middle of the night.

Although Hei Donkey also resisted during the journey, he really couldn't do the splits.

Then the grinding continued until dawn.

"Bang……"

Su Bai jumped off the donkey's back, smiled at everyone, nodded to Xiu'er and said:

"You don't need to take this strip off, it will be pulled until the end!"

"The donkeys in the production team are all so stubborn..."

"By the way, I have to hoe the fields today..."

With that said, Su Bai hurriedly pushed aside the crowd, dragging his cloth shoes and hurriedly ran towards the fields at the head of the village.

"What's going on? Why does it feel like this Su Bai is different? It's like he's a different person."

"Yeah, I thought it was strange when you said it. It turns out that this guy never gets up when the sun is not shining on his buttocks. When he gets up, he crawls to the place where he eats. He looks so much like this donkey. He can't be led and even goes backwards when he is beaten.

, why are you taking the initiative to hoe the ground today?"

"Yes, it's really strange. I've never seen it before. Could it be that you were influenced by Xiu'er?"

"How to reform?"

"Then how else can I be reformed? Let's do it on the kang..."

"Okay, stop talking, you bunch of losers, hurry up and move these noodles to the cooking area!"

Hearing that a group of middle-aged women started talking dirty words, the captain quickly scolded them.

"Xiu'er, this Su Bai's method seems to be very effective. You don't have to worry about this donkey today. When the meal is ready, go and give some to Su Bai. You didn't eat last night, right?

The ground is also a laborious job, so much flour needs to be ground for at least several hours!"

Even though the captain didn't say it, Xiu'er also understood.

She was responsible for grinding this noodle all day long, and she knew very well how many noodles the black donkey could grind out in one turn.

A large basin of flour.

No three or four hours can be worn out.

In other words, that guy didn't sleep all night last night and stayed here at Hei Donkey.

"kindness!"

After nodding heavily, Xiu'er glanced towards the village in the distance, looking at the back of the trotting figure, and felt mixed emotions for a moment.

Could it be that Su Bai's conscience really discovered it?

After hearing what those middle-aged women said just now, although Xiu'er felt very shy, but...she understood it herself.

She has never slept with Su Bai since she got married.

If her father hadn't died at that time and she was in a hurry to bury him, she wouldn't have married such a dishonest person.

It's no exaggeration to say that.

In the past, Su Bai was absolutely hated by everyone in the village. Not only was he not active in work, but he also had one of the most fatal shortcomings, which was alcoholism. After drinking, he would hit the show like crazy.

But in that era, no matter how much grievances you suffered, you would not get divorced as easily as now.

In this way, not only will the spine be broken, but there will also be no individual destination in the future.

Due to various reasons, Xiuer has never had sex with Su Baiyuan since they got married. This is also the reason why she is often beaten.

"well……"

With a long sigh, Xiuer picked up the grain beside her and slowly poured it into the millstone.

Until it was time for dinner, I felt like I was in a daze.

He didn't have time to eat, so he hurriedly took a little food and ran to the fields.

The captain was indeed right. Su Bai really didn't come back for dinner at noon.

Standing on the ground, looking at Su Bai who had already hoeed far away, Xiuer's heart was slightly touched.

Why is this happening?

It turned out that every time he came here, he would either lie down and sleep in the shade of a distant tree, or discuss with a few bachelors in the village where to go drinking at night.

What happened today?

"Hey... isn't this Xiu'er?"

At this moment, several people sitting under a tree in the distance looked at Xiu'er standing at the edge of the field and walked over with a smile.

Looking down at the food in the basket, one of them touched his bald head and said:

"What a lucky guy! He's lucky enough to eat such good food!"

"What a waste..."

"Let me talk about Xiu'er. This kid was drunk but he said that you two don't have that. Is this kid not good enough?"

"Hahaha, this brat must be bad. Do you need to say that?"

"Didn't we talk about it the last time we had a drink? Whoever wins among us, his wife will...hehe!"

"Tsk, tsk, tsk, it's all for nothing... You might as well follow me when you follow that boy. After all, I have a lot of strength. What does this boy have at home? He doesn't even have a mirror!"

The people standing nearby had lewd smiles on their faces and surrounded Xiu'er.

"You...you go away!"

"I'm going to call someone if you do this again!"

"Get away!"

Xiu'er held the basket and looked at the village gangsters in front of her with a pale face.

"I'm drafting uncle!"

Suddenly, there was a roar in the distance.

"Bangdang..."

Then a hoe flew over from a distance and knocked the bald man to the ground.

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