Global shock: You call this a zoo

Chapter 305 Let's make it up! (3100 words)

"Bang……"

"Su Bai, I think you don't want to live anymore!"

Several gangsters from the village looked at Su Bai who was hiding Xiu'er behind him. They roared with gloomy faces and rushed forward with fists raised.

Su Bai saw this.

Pulling Xiu'er back a few steps quickly, he let go of her hand and rushed forward to meet several people.

With Su Bai's current skills, he didn't even dare to use force against several gangsters in the village.

If they exert a little force, these guys may never stand up again in their lifetime.

"ah!"

Xiu'er looked at Su Bai who rushed forward and exclaimed.

There are quite a few of them. How could he be his opponent by himself?

but……

The next scene left her stunned.

I saw that they didn't dodge at all, and knocked the gangsters in the village to the ground with just a few punches, without even seeing any difficulty, and it looked extremely easy.

"roll!"

"If you dare to provoke Xiu'er in the future, I will beat you to death!"

After growling at a few people, Su Bai bent down and picked up the hoe from the ground, looked back at Xiu'er, and then walked back to the place where he was hoeing just now.

"Su Bai!"

Xiu'er saw that he didn't even look at herself, so she quickly said:

"It's time for you to eat...or the food will get cold after a while!"

Only then did Su Bai discover that there was a basket woven from bamboo at her feet, with two steamed buns and some pickles in it.

"Gulu..."

After touching his shriveled belly and taking a deep breath, Su Bai sat down next to the basket. He didn't care about the dirt sticking to his hands, picked up a steamed bun and started to nibble on it.

"did you eat?"

Suddenly, Su Bai was slightly startled when he heard a roar coming from the stomach of the girl in front of him.

"One steamed bun is enough for me!"

He picked up another steamed bun and put it into her hand, then lowered his head and started to eat it again.

"I……"

Xiu'er looked at the steamed bun in her hand, and then at Su Bai's devouring form, smiled slightly, and quietly squatted beside him, chewing the same small bites.

Until after Su Bai finished eating.

Just about to get up and go hoe the ground.

"etc……"

Xiu'er quickly took off the mud-covered cloth shoes from his feet, took out the needle and thread from his arms, and began to mend them step by step.

"alright!"

After a long time, Su Bai put on the cloth shoes, and Xiuer stood up.

Looking at Su Bai without saying a word, he walked back to the farmland in the distance with his hoe.

Don't know why.

She suddenly felt a sense of loss in her heart.

He bent down and carried the basket, looked back, and walked out of the field step by step.

"Bang……"

Su Bai put the hoe on the ground, looked back at Xiu'er who had walked away, and then had time to wipe the sweat from his forehead.

I can only speak as little as possible.

The less you talk, the less likely you will be exposed.

According to Su Bai's own estimation, this task should be completed in less than a few days.

By then...

This Xiu'er should be able to survive alone.

Thinking of this, Su Bai clapped his hands, held the hoe tightly and bent down to work again.

There aren't many opportunities to do this kind of thing on a daily basis.

[That's it? That's it... I finally understand today what a straight man is, and Director Su Bai is it. Do you still remember that during the dinosaur live broadcast, the same was true for Zhou Wan, and the same is true for this Xiu'er now?

In this way, I am convinced, and I would like to call you the strongest straight man on the face of the earth!]

[I’m so envious of me, what an obedient little daughter-in-law. If I were the director of Su Bai, I would be able to ride a horse...I have to hoe three acres of land today!]

[Hmph, Director Su Bai is a real man, how dedicated he is!]

[The girl upstairs is right, yes, she is so dedicated...all she can think about is that black donkey...(funny)!]

[Hahahaha, I finally figured it out. Principal Su Bai is a complete newbie in love. I bet that he has never been in love, not even once. Thinking about it makes me happy. Finally, he can surpass Su Bai in one aspect.

The director is here.]

[Upstairs, stop bragging, it’s time for your girlfriend to cheer up...]

…

Although Su Bai didn't see Xiu'er's eyes at the end, through the lens, all the water friends could see it.

Everyone was surprised.

I don't know if the actor who played Xiu'er was too good, or if there was something really changed in my heart towards Principal Su Bai. That look in her eyes was completely different from yesterday.

This seems to be...a look of liking.

"Xiu'er!"

In the production team, the middle-aged woman who helped Su Bai hoe the ground that day hurried over and said with a red face:

"Did Su Bai hit his bald head just now..."

"I saw a few of them go home and go out with knives, saying that they must chop Su Bai into pieces today!"

"I think we should inform the captain immediately. Those people are desperate. If anything happens..."

"Bangdang..."

After hearing what Aunt Liu said, Xiuer's face lost all color in an instant, she stood up with a pale face, turned around and was about to rush out.

But he immediately turned back, picked up the kitchen knife on the chopping board and ran out again.

"It's over!"

"Xiu'er, you don't dare to take a knife!"

"Don't dare to take a knife, it will kill someone!"

When Aunt Liu saw this, she slapped her thigh and howled loudly.

"What's wrong? Have you been stung by a scorpion?"

"This voice almost made me scream out of my soul... What happened!"

"That's right, stop howling, stop howling, did your man beat you?"

After hearing the sound, a group of people ran over with solemn expressions.

"No!"

Aunt Liu said with a tearful voice:

"Just now Xiu'er went to deliver food, and those ** Xiu'er who were bald in the village came. I don't know what happened to Su Bai today. He knocked down the bald with a hoe, and knocked down the remaining people as well!"

"I just came back from delivering food. I saw the bald guys carrying knives and going to the fields to look for Su Bai. I told Xiu'er as soon as I came back. I didn't expect this girl to go out with a kitchen knife..."

"What should we do now? If I had known, I would have told the captain first."

"Then what are you waiting for? Hurry up and call someone over. If a fight breaks out, it won't kill anyone!"

A woman who was as round as a stone pillar waved her hand with wide eyes.

"What's going on today? Su Bai and his wife feel something is wrong. Normally Xiu'er doesn't even want to hear about him. Why do you dare to fight with a kitchen knife today?"

"Don't you know about the couple? Your man was not the same last time? I heard the pig-killing sound you made in the middle of the night!"

I saw a shy look on the face of this woman who looked like Shi Dun, and she said with some embarrassment:

"What... you must have heard it wrong, that was my man's scream..."

Everyone: "???"

Everyone turned to look at her, couldn't help but shiver, and then hurriedly ran towards the head of the village.

"Su Bai!!!"

Xiuer hurriedly rushed to the ground with a kitchen knife in hand. Looking at the blood-stained hoe on the ground, she kept breathing heavily and looked around.

I saw a lot of blood splattered everywhere in the place in front of me.

But no one is weird.

Could it be...

He screamed at the top of his lungs.

But there was no response at all.

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu...impossible, impossible, how is it possible..."

Xiu'er seemed to be going crazy. She kept mumbling and followed the direction of the blood, running step by step towards the back of the hillside in the distance.

If something really happened to Su Bai.

Xiu'er herself didn't know what she was thinking.

I felt extremely panicked, and the hand holding the kitchen knife kept shaking.

After rushing up quickly.

Looking at the back of the figure sitting on the ground in the distance, the kitchen knife in his hand instantly fell to the ground.

"Bang……"

He rushed over and pushed Su Bai to the ground.

"Why are you like this? What are you doing here?"

"I thought something happened to you, wuwuwu..."

"Are you okay?"

"Well……"

Su Bai slowly pushed her out of his arms and said quickly:

"I'm fine, none of that blood is mine..."

After a long time.

The two sat down on the slope. Xiu'er turned to look at Su Bai curiously, and then looked at the bald people hanging on the trees in the distance. She pursed her lips and bit her lips, and plucked up the courage to say:

"You will sleep on the kang tonight, and you are not allowed to sleep in the donkey shed again."

"I……"

"I'll give it to you tonight... haven't you been thinking about it for a long time? Ever since my father passed away, haven't you been thinking about how to marry me..."

"I won't resist anymore, tonight..."

The words are not finished yet.

Su Bai, who was sitting next to him, looked at him in surprise, and then he realized what he had just said.

He quickly lowered his head with a red face.

"That...that Xiu'er!"

Su Bai thought for a while and then said bravely:

"You've also noticed some changes in me in the past two days, and I won't hide it from you anymore... I met an expert that day. I'm afraid we can't..."

How do you make this up about riding on a horse?

Are you making some mistakes?

The problem is that this event is still being broadcast live, and countless people are watching.

In order to avoid future troubles, Su Bai closed his eyes, took a deep breath, and said in a very formal manner:

"How about we get divorced? You see, we don't have anything like that..."

"Hey, don't take the knife, put the knife down quickly!"

I saw Xiuer in front of me actually picked up the kitchen knife on the ground and put it on her neck, and said with tears in her eyes:

"If you don't want me anymore, I will die here..."

"Su Bai, you bastard, in order to marry me, you spread rumors that I was raped by you...how do you want me to meet people in the future?"

"Just get divorced. How will I live in the future?"

"Okay, put the knife down first!"

Su Bai's mentality was extremely explosive at this time. This method didn't work, so what should I say?