Global shock: You call this a zoo

"Can you please put me up first?"

"Oh, your hands are sweaty and your hair is wet to my touch..."

"Can you say something? Are you mute?"

"hello?"

"Slightly, slightly, slightly..."

…

Listening to the sound of the macaw in the other hand, the corner of Su Bai's mouth twitched.

This guy is definitely toxic.

If it wasn't for the sake of collecting the shock value of 2 million, Su Bai would have wanted to give up this mission directly.

Too venomous.

Isn’t it time-sensitive? It’s about to fall, okay?

"Crack!"

Suddenly, the steel frame on which the air conditioner was placed overhead shook violently, and a steel nail on one end fell off, tilting instantly.

Su Bai took a deep breath and pushed his feet against the wall, trying hard to keep his body from falling.

"boom……"

"Young man, can you hear me?"

"Hold on, we're here to save you now!"

The security captain leaned out of the window and took a look. There was nothing that could be grabbed outside the window where the air conditioner was installed.

"boom!"

Just as he was about to step on the window sill and stand up, the air conditioner in front of him suddenly shook rapidly, and then slid down from one side.

"Click..."

Seeing that the steel frame was getting more and more deformed, there were already faint signs of breakage.

A layer of sweat broke out on the security captain's forehead, and he took a deep breath.

"Go, quickly find some sheets and tie them to me..."

"Captain, the fire truck is coming soon. How about we wait? There are no protective measures. It's too dangerous to go out!"

The team members on the side immediately spoke to dissuade him.

"Go quickly!"

The security captain shouted loudly.

"The steel frame outside is about to break. We can't wait any longer. When the fire truck comes, I'm afraid he will fall!"

"It's okay, bring the sheets quickly!"

Everyone tied the sheets to the security captain, and saw him jumping onto the window sill with a quick step, holding the window edge with both hands, and his body began to slowly fall down.

"Can you grab my hand?"

Su Bai frowned, looked up, and slowly shook his head.

"Catch the ass!"

The macaw below said sarcastically:

"Hurry up and let me go, ahhhhh... don't pinch me!"

"Okay, hold on a little longer and I'll move down a little bit!"

The security captain gritted his teeth, let go of his hand on the window sill, and pulled the sheets down step by step.

He took Su Bai into his arms and rushed up to shout:

"Quick, pull up!"

"Tear..."

As soon as he finished speaking, the sheets in front of him made a tearing sound and broke instantly.

"Fuck!"

Su Bai's legs were tightly clamped around the security captain's waist, and he kept breathing heavily.

This is too difficult.

It was already heavy enough for one person, but now there is another person added to it.

I am afraid……

“Click… click… click!”

The sound of the steel frame slowly breaking came to his ears. Su Bai paused and looked down at the air mattress underneath.

Now it seems there is no alternative.

I can only jump.

However, the air cushion underneath is not big, and now there is one more person. If the jump is not in the right position...

"Crack!"

"pay close attention!"

With a roar, Su Bai kicked off the wall and flew out directly with the security captain in tow.

"Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!"

"I'm scared to death, the steel frame is broken!"

"There's an air conditioner underneath, don't fall on it!"

The people standing downstairs opened their mouths wide and looked at the two people falling from the sky.

"What a fraud!"

The macaw looked at the young man in front of him and couldn't help but admire him.

"Shut up!"

Su Bai pinched the guy's neck with one hand, saw the opportunity, and threw him out.

"boom……"

The two of them hit the air mattress hard. Su Bai climbed up with stars in his eyes and pulled the security captain up.

"You didn't fall..."

"Are you OK!"

The two of them spoke at the same time, looked at each other, and couldn't help laughing at the same time.

"Pah...pah...pah!"

Everyone clapped their hands excitedly.

"It's amazing. The young man is also amazing, and so is the captain!"

"That's right, thanks to you...if it weren't for you...this old Li..."

"What the hell, where is Lao Li? Didn't Lao Li jump off the building? Why did you two fall down?"

Only then did a group of people look up at the roof of the building, and by this time Lao Li was nowhere to be seen.

"Ah ah ah ah, help!"

At this time, a cry for help came from the stairs.

Everyone looked around and saw a shirtless Lao Tzu grabbing the macaw by its neck, lifting it up, and roared viciously:

"You're at home every day, what's going on?"

"Speak clearly. If you don't speak clearly today, I will break your neck!"

"Cough...cough cough..."

The macaw stared with its small eyes and kept waving its wings towards Su Bai in the distance.

"Do not impulse!"

Su Bai ran over quickly, squeezed Lao Li's palm with both hands, took out the macaw, and gasped:

"Don't be impulsive. What can you ask this poor bird?"

"What a broken bird, who are you talking about?"

The macaw flapped its wings, landed on Su Bai's shoulder, and scolded him coldly.

"Old Li..."

At this time, a woman hurried in with a little girl. Seeing Lao Li's shirtless appearance, she couldn't help crying and shouted:

"What are you doing? Are you going to live a good life?"

"ah?"

"Why are you so crazy? You even jumped off the building. What will we do if you jump off the building?"

"You still have the nerve to say it!"

Lao Li looked at his wife in front of him, couldn't help but blush and shouted:

"If I hadn't heard it, I would still have been kept in the dark by you!"

"I didn't expect that. I work hard to drive cars every day, but it turns out that you are like this at home!"

"What nonsense are you talking about!"

The middle-aged woman looked at Lao Li's appearance and was stunned for a moment.

"Okay... let's stop arguing!"

The security captain quickly pulled the two away, frowned and said:

"This is your family matter. If it can't be solved... why don't you go to the bureau with us and explain it clearly!"

"What's going on?"

The middle-aged woman looked at Lao Li's appearance and cried:

"I went to the hospital today. My child is sick. I just came back after a busy day. What are you doing? Can you still live like this?"

"You went to the hospital?"

After hearing this, Lao Li looked at her in astonishment and looked down at his daughter. He saw a fever patch on her forehead and a sallow face.

"Nonsense, the baby had a fever in the middle of the night, so I took her to the hospital before dawn!"

Lao Li's wife hugged her child, wiped her tears and said:

"I'm just worried about what you're going to have for dinner tonight, so I rushed back to cook. I didn't expect... why are you crazy!"

"I...I...I..."

Lao Li looked at his wife blankly and was speechless for a moment.

"I clearly heard that kind of noise at home at the door!"

[Author's digression]: Five updates and 10,000 words have been completed today!

Thank you all for your support. I also know that it is painful to wait for updates every day to read, but...that's what Tower Reading is like.

Crayon has tried its best to update it. Recently, today it has 10,000 words, and usually it is at least 8,000 words.

Although it will be fun to read it after a while, but... if everyone is like this, no book will be long.

Please give me some money!