Global shock: You call this a zoo

"Pfft..."

At this moment, a man walked out of the crowd, followed by a fashionably dressed woman with long hair and sneered:

"Hey, why don't you act in a TV series?"

"Isn't this Lao Li's family? What are they doing here?"

"Husband, I seem to have heard something this morning?"

"Stop talking nonsense!"

The middle-aged man frowned and scolded in a low voice.

Lao Li looked at the neighbor who came out, and his face suddenly turned red with shame.

He looked at his wife with bloodshot eyes and clasped his hands tightly.

"No way, is it true? Others have heard it too..."

"I don't think so. At first glance, Lao Li's wife doesn't look like that kind of person!"

"Then...the two couples next door..."

The people around looked at each other and started talking in low voices.

"Who are you? How can you slander others casually!"

Su Bai glared at the long-haired woman and couldn't help scolding her.

"Who are you?"

The woman flipped her hair, with a haughty look on her face, as if she had left Su Bai aside, and said with a cold smile:

"What? You dare to do it but don't dare to let others talk about it? The sound is so loud that our family can hear it..."

"Okay, Xiaoying, just say a few words..."

The man next to her pulled her, smiled apologetically at Lao Li and the other two, and prepared to walk upstairs.

"boom……"

Lao Li looked at the appearance of the two of them, chopped off his feet severely, snatched the child away, and shouted angrily at his wife:

"What else do you have to say???"

"The neighbors heard it..."

"I...wuwuwu...have done something evil, I..."

As he spoke, Lao Li covered his face and cried.

"I do not have it!"

Lao Li's wife's chest kept rising and falling, she stepped forward and pulled Xiaoying over, and angrily said:

"Tell me clearly, what did you hear?"

"I... If you don't tell me today, let's go to the Security Bureau and tell you..."

"Oh... ok, let's go to the Security Bureau to talk, everyone has dispersed..."

When the security captain saw that another family was now involved, the veins on his forehead kept popping.

"hehe……"

Xiaoying curled her lips, covered her mouth and said with a smile:

"I felt ashamed when I heard that voice. What else did you hear? Why...you don't have to be ashamed, do you have to learn it from me?"

"Then everyone will listen?"

As she said that, Xiaoying had a joking look on her face and was about to speak.

"Oh...harder!"

Suddenly, a seductive female voice sounded, and then Xiaoying was confused for a moment, because the voice was exactly the same as hers.

"Haha, little bitch...do you feel good...squeal harder!"

"Oh oh oh oh...harder!"

"Better than your husband..."

"Too strong, my husband is a waste, oh...Brother Wang, come on!!!"

…

Everyone heard the news and went away, looking at the macaw on Su Bai's shoulder with strange expressions.

"Wow..."

Then the crowd went into a frenzy.

This was so similar that everyone had a picture flashing in their minds, staring at Xiaoying and his wife intently.

"This... I will kill you!"

After Xiaoying was stunned for a moment, she waved her handbag and threw it towards Su Bai.

"boom……"

"There's this noise next door every day, what's the matter?"

The macaw flapped its wings, instantly jumped into the air, and stayed on top of everyone's heads, yelling angrily:

"If your family didn't make this sound every day, would I be able to learn it?"

"snort!"

"Brother Wang, you are so awesome..."

"Brother Wang, my husband is not at home today. I will leave the door open for you tonight!"

"Brother Wang, time is running out... How about we wash it together?"

"..."

"Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!"

Xiaoying's face turned red, as if she was going crazy.

"boom……"

Suddenly, a pair of big hands behind her directly pulled her to the ground by her long hair. Looking at her furious husband, Xiaoying explained with a frightened expression:

"Husband, it's all that bird's nonsense... I... never leave the door or take a step outside the door all day long, you have to believe me!"

"Snapped……"

He slapped her hard, knocking Xiaoying unconscious.

"Okay, you dare to hit me!"

After reacting, Xiaoying jumped up from the ground without caring about her image, and started fighting with the man in front of her.

"I just stole the man, what's wrong? You can't do it, and you still make me a widow!"

"If you can, get a divorce!"

"Ahhhhhhhh, I can't live anymore!"

Everyone looked at the two people fighting together in silence, and began to talk in low voices.

"I understand, it turns out that this parrot learned Lao Li's voice..."

"We can't keep this parrot anymore, it's simply poisonous... But the family next door is also talented."

"Tell me, who is this Lao Wang next door? Is there anyone named Wang in this building?"

…

"thump……"

Suddenly, Lao Li knelt down in front of his wife, raised his hands and slapped himself repeatedly.

"It's all my fault, wife...I actually doubted you!"

"I will kill this bird today and never raise it again."

"real……"

"Okay, get up!"

Reaching out to help Lao Li up, the couple bowed apologetically to everyone and said slightly embarrassed:

"I'm causing trouble to everyone, but... this macaw is really not suitable to be kept at home. It's too smart, and... it's really hard to learn to talk, and you will be deceived by this guy all of a sudden!"

"Brother Li!"

Su Bai made a leap, grabbed the macaw from above his head, came to Lao Li, and said with a smile:

"Why don't you sell this macaw to me..."

"Young man, I've given you a lot of trouble today. If it weren't for you... today would be unimaginable!"

Lao Li patted the young man in front of him on the shoulder, took a deep breath and said:

"If you want this parrot, just take it. From now on, I... will never keep this parrot again. I'm too worried about it!"

"Lao Li, you are so cruel!"

The macaw was held in Su Bai's hand and kept flapping and screaming.

"When you secretly watched the movie, did you think I didn't hear you?"

"Yikku...oh ha...went..."

"Shut up!"

Su Bai saw that Lao Li's face was turning red and white, and he quickly held the macaw's beak with both hands, smiled apologetically at everyone, and quickly stuffed it into his schoolbag.

"Thank you so much, Brother Li. I will definitely train this guy well when I get back!"

Lao Li quickly waved his hand and quickly led the family upstairs.

We can't stay any longer. If we stay any longer, that broken parrot might reveal something.

[Damn it, this plot twist was so unexpected. I never expected... what this parrot learned was from the family next door? 】

[However, you just shouted twice, which made my blood boil. The movie Lao Li watched is good!]

【You are exposed upstairs!】

[A good person lives a safe life, ._____***, what should I write in between?]

[Who dares to raise this parrot? Keeping a family is like raising a spy. He might be exposed to you that day.】

[Same as above, I won’t keep this thing even if you kill it!]

…