Global Shock: You Call This An Amusement Park? !

Chapter 108 This underworld is not as interesting as you think. (Thanks for subscribing!)\r

The text is as follows:

【You, do you think...

Life lost its meaning.

Do you, do you think...

There is no fun in living.

A string of icy numbers, shocking, even more painful to the lesions of this era.

100000000.

This is the total number of people with depression in the country.

1000000.

This is the number of people who choose to give up their lives each year.

It's time for a life education course.

let me.

Take you to experience it once.

world after death.

Thriller Valley - Underworld.

Welcome to all of you. 】

Finally wrote:

[Located on the right side of the gate of Thriller Valley, enter in batches, each batch of up to 100 people! 】

[This project is included in the pass of the old area of ​​Thriller Valley, and there is no additional charge! 】

[I cannot guarantee that I will accompany you every time, but on the first day of the opening tomorrow, I will definitely accompany the first batch of tourists! 】

Qin Yi didn't even think about it, and sent it out after writing it.

He took these words as ordinary amusement park promotional copy, but he underestimated his influence.

The text was posted that morning.

The heat starts at noon.

The flow is fried in the afternoon.

By three o'clock in the afternoon, Qin Yi's copywriting had been ruined by netizens.

In the hot search, three out of ten are related to him, and new topics are constantly being updated.

Qin 010 Yi was dumbfounded when he saw that!

Weibo topic.

#Yincao Underworld do you want to go?#

#Thriller Valley Qin Yi#

#After reading Qin Yi's copy, I laughed until I gave birth#

#Xiaguo depression number#

#The number of people with depression in the world#

#Today, are you dead?

#Thriller Valley, life education class#

In the internet age, everything is instant.

First of all, Qin Yi found that the shock value had inexplicably skyrocketed by 300,000!

He reflected for a long time.

I didn't do anything!

Then the number of tourists in Thriller Valley has grown a lot again magically, and the staff at the gate quickly limited the flow...

Qin Yi has been pondering the Underworld project in his office.

Or Su Li forwarded a new media hot article to him, asking:

【Boss, your writing is so hot!】

Qin Yi opened it with a confused look.

This article actually praises Qin Yi's copywriting. There are all kinds of professional analysis and all kinds of touts. Qin Yi is a little overwhelmed.

Take a look on my Weibo, good guy, this is a lively event!

There are jokes!

【Do you feel that... life has lost its meaning... 】

【Do you think...XX loses its meaning...】

【Do you think... xx is not (bcei) fun... 】

【My scalp is numb with your show!】

There are those who are interested in the project itself.

[Is this the same as before, where you lie down in a coffin and feel the perspective of the corpse, so as to be grateful for life and so on...]

[Produced by Thriller Valley, it must be a hit! It can't be that simple! 】

[The Underworld, the Tenth Palace, Yama... How did this happen? I can't imagine it.]

[I'm afraid that Boss Qin's reputation will collapse this time]

[The key is that the copywriting is too hot hahaha! There must be a lot of people going tomorrow]

【Anyway, I'm definitely going to see it! 】

[Cheap! It's included in the 399 pass! 】

Qin Yi was still a little happy when he saw this.

At the beginning, I cried and shouted that the ticket price was expensive, and the gangster who would never come, changed his mind so quickly and said that it was cheap! It seems that there is not less to come!

Qin Yi just remembered this ID!!

In short, Qin Yi doesn't know how his copywriting is so popular. It seems that his popularity is already high, and he has touched a strange G-spot in this society.

In short, the network boiled a bit.

Click on the short video, it is all cut and dubbed by various gods.

Various funny modifications were made to the text of the copy, and then it became a wave of jokes in the entertainment of the whole people.

"You, do you think...

Life lost its meaning.

Do you, do you think...

There is no fun in living. "

The first few sentences are still low bass, accompanied by a depressing movie scene.

As a result, the style changed in the back!

Directly switched to the advertisement screen of Brain Gold, accompanied by cheerful singing.

"Depression, don't run! Go to hell! 39

"Life is not happy! Qin Yi will take you to hell!""

There are many similar funny copywriting and short videos.

Qin Yi was happy at first, but the more he watched, the more silent he became.

Perhaps it was the previous variety show that gave everyone an illusion.

It seems that all entertainment projects in Thriller Valley can be dissolved by being funny.

But the underworld is not...

Qin Yi has experienced it firsthand.

There is no humour or hilarity to defuse the underworld atmosphere.

The ethos of national entertainment...

Can't blow into the frozen gate of hell!

Qin Yi turned off the phone.

"Alright. 33

"Let's try it out, it's not what they expected..."

"But maybe it's better?"

The next day, June 5, Saturday.

Qin Yi felt a little hot, the weather was clear, and there were not even a few wisps of clouds. He remembered that when he first got the Infinite Paradise System, it seemed that it was also summer.

last summer.

Time flies so fast.

Going out, there is still such a long queue at the entrance of Thriller Valley, but today these queues are divided.

Some of the people who bought the tickets have already queued up in front of the gate of the ghost gate.

When Qin Yi walked over, many people were teasing him.

"Boss Qin! I'm very sad, do you think the underworld can save the soul of the salted fish? 35

"That copy is very 666666!! I'm dying laughing at the adaptation of the short video hahaha!! Boss Qin will write more copy in the future!

"Is this project stimulating? Is the air in it good? I have a mild asthma, can I play?"

"Boss Qin, are you sure that 100 people can squeeze in? From the outside, the space inside should be very small!"

Qin Yi didn't speak, just smiled.

When he saw that the number of people was enough, he walked to the front of the gate of hell.

"here."

"The gate of yin and yang separates life and death.

"Generally speaking, if you pass through this gate, you are a ghost, but you are in a special situation. When you enter the underworld, there are more things you need to pay attention to... Are you ready?

The tourists were quite happy.

Most of them are quite happy, and some of the patients who are really tired of life are also attracted by Qin Yi's copywriting.

But they tend to prefer to hide themselves, in the majority.

So the atmosphere was always good before, but after Qin Yi said this, everyone felt that the atmosphere had changed slightly.

When many of them looked into the cave, they also felt that something was wrong.

"That hole is so dark! 35

"Yes! Why is it so dark!

"It's funny that the ghost gate is designed to face southeast... the sun is facing... uh... why can't the sun shine in?

"Okay, come in with me."

Qin Yi didn't give them much time to think about it, turned around and walked into this dark gate of hell.

The isolation belt released by the staff counted the number of people, and then let the tourists pour in.

They finally got an initial sense of the unusualness of this project!

The people who just entered in the front are completely invisible from the back!

The darkness in front of me is like a black curtain! It completely blocks the inside and the outside world!! Can't even hear the sound!!

Some even hesitated.

The footsteps stopped.

But the next moment, he was squeezed in by the crowd behind him.

(This chapter has been hacked, I don't know where the problem is, so I changed the possible sensitive words to XX).

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