god level spoof

() After the two great gods finally settled down at home, Li Ye always had a question in his mind: Why are the identities, genders, personalities, etc. of these two guys, Dugu Meizi and Ximen Chuixue, so different from the original work?

After making up his mind, Li Ye decided to have a good conversation with the two.

Seeing that Ximen Ximen was already lying on the sofa on the left, seemingly asleep, he looked here again and found that Dugu girl was also curled up on the sofa on the right, like a cute doll, with rosy cherry lips shining brightly.

This girl seems to be having a sweet dream.

After seeing these two scrolls, Li Yimei was slightly frightened, but at the same time he did not forget to curse: Are these two guys really the sword god and the sword demon? They are in a strange world, and they are not in a hurry to figure it out.

In this situation, I was so nervous that I fell asleep.

Taking a deep breath, Li Ye suppressed the restlessness in his heart and planned to take a shower.

Summer is like this. People's bodies are constantly stained with sweat and feel sticky. It's only after taking a shower that you feel really refreshed.

Li Ye, wearing a pair of shorts, walked into the hall and immediately found that the two of them had woken up, as if they were waiting for him.

Dugu girl spoke first: "Xiaoyezi, do you have anything to say to me?" I've already said it, you can call me Xiaoye, but don't add the word '子' at the end.

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"Young master, if you have any questions, it's okay to say it. Chuixue will definitely tell you everything he knows," Ximen Chuixue said unwillingly. Li Yeyu cried without tears: "Nima, don't call me 'young master', okay?"

Li Yedao: "Well, since you asked first, I will tell you directly. The first thing is whether your names in the original world are Sword God and Sword Demon..."

Before he could finish asking, the lonely girl immediately called out: "By the way, how did you know the name of my girl's Sword Demon?" I'm trying to make you think you didn't realize it until now. You're too slow.

"Hey, yes, it's really incredible." Ximen, the pseudo-mother, also patted her head and exclaimed. Li Ye: "..."

Li Ye couldn't complain about these two guys. However, the reaction of the two people made him realize a very serious question: When Dugu Qiubai was fifteen or six years old, was his title the Sword Demon?

Li Zhiyi was so excited that he immediately grabbed Dugu's soft little hand and said, "Follow me."

According to common sense, Dugu girl could instantly break away from Li Ye's big hand that grabbed her little hand, but when she saw that there was no blasphemy in Li Ye's eyes, she let him lead her.

Pulling Dugu girl to the computer, Li Ye pointed at the few lines of Jin Lao on the computer describing Dugu Qiubai:

"Fierce and fierce, invincible, I can use it to compete with the heroes of Heshuo before the weak crown."

"The Ziwei soft sword was used before I was thirty years old. It was unlucky to accidentally injure a righteous man, so it was abandoned in a deep valley."

"A heavy sword has no edge, and a skillful sword has no skill. Before the age of forty, he relied on it to dominate the world."

"After the age of forty, you will no longer be stuck with objects. Plants, trees, bamboos and rocks can be used as swords. From then on, you will practice finely and gradually reach the point where no sword is better than a sword."

Dugu girl first took out her little hand held by Li Ye, then looked at the computer, then frowned and hummed: "What the hell, you brought me here just to read these unexplained words."

Seeing that Dugu girl was angry, Li Ye was startled. At this time, Ximen the pseudo-mother also said: "Sir, what do these words mean? I only know a few of them."

"It's so confusing!" Li Ye finally came to his senses. The characters on the computer were in simplified Chinese characters, but Dugu girl and Ximen pseudonym could only recognize traditional Chinese characters. Besides, characters in ancient times were all typed vertically, unlike modern times where they are all typed horizontally.

Typesetting.

After thinking about it, Li Ye copied these lines of words into a notebook, then searched for the corresponding traditional Chinese characters, and then typeset them vertically - even though there were not many words, it still wasted Li Ye more than ten minutes.

During this period, Dugu Meizi and Ximen Chuixue didn't bother them. Through Li Ye's behavior, the two of them understood something, but they didn't understand anything.

After Li Ye formatted these lines vertically into traditional Chinese characters, he looked at Dugu Qiubai: "Now, in short, this is the Book of Heaven, which records your deeds."

"The Book of Heaven?" Sister Dugu asked in surprise, and then asked: "Since you can understand the words in the Book of Heaven?"

"The secret must not be revealed~"

Li Ye pretended to shake his head and said, "Now, do you understand? These lines are all about you. They were engraved by you when you were old."

After reading these lines of words, Dugu girl laughed and said, "Not bad, these words do seem like my style."

"That's not the point." Li Ye shook his head again and asked what he was most confused about: "Are you only fifteen or six years old now? It stands to reason that you are not yet invincible?"

The lonely girl laughed: "You are right, I am fifteen years old this year, but I am already invincible. The year before last, at the martial arts conference, I defeated all the masters with a dark iron heavy sword

Along with the sect leaders and gang leaders of the major sects, as well as many hidden seniors and other heroes in the world."

"..."

Li Ye was speechless for a long time, staring blankly at the cute girl in front of him with a sweet smile - is this still a human being? She is simply a pervert.

"The year before last...you, you were invincible at the age of thirteen?"

"Yes, it's just that I'm very humble, so when I get older, I should change it to 'Running the world before the age of forty'?"

"What about before you were thirteen?"

"Oh, I used the Ziwei soft sword when I was twelve years old. But I accidentally injured many good people."

"What about before the age of twelve?"

"Oh, I remember when I was eleven years old and just starting out, I fought with those martial arts people in the Heshuo area."

…

Li Ye was silent for a long time, and finally made up his mind. The little girl in front of him was a big talker (how did Dugu girl practice? Don't worry about this question - feel the spirit?), the most buggy existence in history:

Before the age of twelve, he reached the sharp sword stage.

Before the age of thirteen, he reached the soft sword stage.

Before the age of fourteen, he reached the epee stage.

…

Li Ye never thought that the description of Dugu Qiubei in the original work was based on the biggest variable - Dugu Qiubei was a very "modest (sweat~)" little girl, so when she was old, she buried herself

The sword below and the words engraved on it are very different from the reality.

Because of this, she changed the time before the age of twelve to the time before the age of twenty, the time before the age of thirteen to the time before the age of thirty, and the time before the age of fourteen to the time before the age of forty...

It turns out that this is the truth!

There is no doubt about the power of Dugu Qiufei!

Li Zhiye complained: According to such a perverted progress, will Dugu Qiufei be able to break the void before he is twenty years old? It is several times more awesome than that Feng Yun Wuji!

"Oh~ the most annoying thing is that those martial arts people always use me as a daughter to make excuses, and people come to propose marriage all day long, but those guys' kung fu is really bad, no one can defeat me... so

I had to pretend to be a man."

The voice of Dugu girl complaining broke Li Zhiyi's thoughts.

He rolled his eyes: "You are invincible at the age of thirteen. At the age of fourteen, you can use plants, trees, bamboos, and rocks as swords. Gradually, no sword is better than a sword! So, who can beat the fifteen-year-old Dugu girl?

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