god level spoof

() The biggest mystery in his heart was solved, and Li Ye finally accepted the fact that Dugu Qiubai was a girl.

As for how Dugu girl trains? Li Ye is not interested in knowing at all. Just like why Bruce Lee became a legend and why Zhou Xingxing became the king of comedy, it is enough to understand that this is a kind of spirit - Mythology General

It is unique, and if you apply rigid common sense to it, it will only look ridiculous.

As for the fact that Ximen Chuixue was a transvestite, Li Ye was even less interested in learning more about it. She was born with such a beautiful face and no one could care about it.

On the contrary, after Li Ye understood the temperament of these two people, he felt at ease. At least neither of them was disgusted with him - at least for now, Li Ye was the only one on Earth who could talk to them.

People.

The night gradually deepened, and Dugu Meizi and Ximen Ximen yawned again and again, apparently they were sleepy.

The corners of Li Ye's mouth twitched. If you are sleepy, just go back to the sofa. Why are you sitting on my bed and not getting up?

"Well, Miss Dugu, Brother Chuixue, you..."

Dugu sister spoke first. She pointed at Ximen Chuixue and said, "Xiaoye, I'm going to bed. Please let him go back to sleep on the sofa."

"..." Li Ye looked at Sister Dugu silently, "Are you going to make such a fuss? This is my bed. When did I sleep on it for you?"

"Sir, do you want this woman to go back to the sofa to sleep? Then we will..." Ximen Chuixue said, blushing.

Li Ye's face suddenly darkened: Even if you are a transvestite, you are an ancient person. Why are even the ancients so careless?

"... Let's discuss martial arts." Ximen Chuixue continued, and Li Zhiye roared: Can you finish your sentence without blushing?

"Xiaoye, do you want to discuss martial arts with a beautiful girl, or do you want to discuss martial arts with a man?" Dugu girl was not to be outdone.

Originally, Li Ye had planned to discuss martial arts with either of the two, but in this situation, he decided to forget it.

Li Ye put his hands on Dugu's right shoulder and Ximen's left shoulder, and said: "You two, get up, I'm going to sleep."

At this moment, Li Ye's eyes were firm and there was no room for relaxation. Facing a generation of sword gods and a generation of sword demons, Li Ye adopted the attitude of an ordinary person who is not afraid of the powerful.

Unexpectedly, the two of them stood up one after another, snorted at each other, and went to the sofa together.

Li Ye touched his head, a little confused. Why are these two guys so obedient?

Of course he didn’t think about it anymore. At least Li Ye found something that made him happy. The two of them were not as troublesome as he thought~

The night got deeper and Li Ye gradually fell into sleep.

Just when Li Ye was having sex with Duke Zhou's daughter in his dream, he felt like five mountains appeared above his head, pressing down on him...

"ha--"

Li Ye suddenly woke up with a start. When he opened his eyes, he immediately found that there was a person pressing on him. This was a... young man.

Are you kidding? Li Ye, who was still a little confused, couldn't react at the moment. What the hell is going on?

Fortunately, this young man seemed to have realized something, and immediately planned to get up from Li Ye's body, but Li Ye grabbed the clothes on his chest and asked: "Hey, buddy, let's make it clear first, why are you pressing down for no reason?"

Follow me?"

The young man was stunned for a moment, touched his head in embarrassment, and was about to speak, but Li Ye immediately said: "By the way, how did you get in..."

Having said this, Li Ye suddenly woke up. After twitching his eyebrows a few times, he squeezed out a stiff smile and said, "Brother, don't you want to kill me while I'm asleep?"

The young man's eyes widened and he said, "Why would I want to kill you? It's just..."

Li Ye groaned and said, "Then why don't you get up from me? You are a grown man, but you actually like to be on top of men. I really can't stand you anymore."

As he spoke, his eyes couldn't help but look at the other person's appearance, features, and expressions. However, the lights were not turned on in the room, and it was late at night, and the stars and moon were disappearing, so Li Ye couldn't see clearly.

The only thing I discovered was that the other party had a very weird hairstyle and a pair of big eyes.

The main reason why Li Ye didn't yell was because he couldn't figure out what the opponent's purpose was, whether he was an enemy or a friend. If he had murderous intentions towards him, he was still being suppressed by the opponent, but he was in a passive state.

Therefore, after Li Ye came to his senses, he did not shout loudly for Dugu Meizi and Ximen Chuixue to come over, but instead ensured his own safety first - whether the other party really had no ill intentions.

Facts have proved that the other party did not have any malicious intentions, because the young man was about to get up from Li Ye...

At this moment, a very strange scene occurred. Li Ye saw a light spot appear one meter above him, and it became bigger and bigger, and the light became more intense.

Li Ye was startled for a moment, a little inexplicable, what is this?

At the same time, a voice came:

"There was once a sincere love in front of me, but I didn't cherish it. I regretted it when I lost it. The most painful thing in the world is this. If God can give me another chance, I will

Say three words to that girl: I love you. If I have to add a time limit to this love, I hope it is... ten thousand years!"

The sadness, helplessness, freedom and ease conveyed by this voice make people's hearts throb and their blood rush when they hear it.

But that’s not the point, the point is the content!

As a good student of the new century, Li Ye has watched many movies, but there are only a few that have shocked him the most - at least those connotative dramas with boring plots, he really doesn't like them.

"Westward Journey" is an exception in his mind. At least this movie is funny and stunning, but the most valuable thing is that it can depict love and life in a funny and stunning way, but there are not many movies that can do it.

At this moment, Li Ye heard this most classic passage in Journey to the West, and it was also a line he had memorized many times. His only sigh was - the person who said this was the Supreme Treasure!

Yes, this is definitely a supreme treasure!

When Li Ye thought about it, no one except Zhizunbao could describe this passage to this artistic conception: This is a fearless spirit of letting go of everything and letting go of one's own little love for the great love of all sentient beings!

"Can hatred in the world really be so great?"

"How sad is life, how painful is death!"

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"There was once a sincere love placed in front of me..." Li Ye was unconsciously obsessed, muttering subconsciously. (Please collect and recommend!)