god level spoof

() disappeared, disappeared so suddenly.

Yes, in front of everyone, Huoyun Evil God disappeared so suddenly, and there was no trace of him at all.

Just when Li Ye was confused, he suddenly appeared in front of a table. He took a closer look and found that the old man sitting opposite, dressed like a nouveau riche, was an old beggar.

"Damn old man..." Li Ye was so excited that he couldn't be polite: "You brought me here, and you said something to me! Don't you know that this will scare people to death?"

After he finished yelling, Li Ye began to look around and found that he seemed to be in a hotel. The facilities and decorations looked relatively high-end. But this was the lobby, and the surroundings seemed to be a mixed bag. There were everyone, and there were some gangsters.

The little girl was swinging and twisting in the middle...

The old beggar wearing a coat with the word "Fu" waved his hand, looked at Li Ye with a smile, and said, "I'm here to congratulate you. I didn't expect you to fulfill your wish for Huoyun Evil God so quickly."

Li Ye was stunned for a moment: "What do you mean, you fulfilled your wish for the Fire Cloud Evil God?"

The old beggar said: "Yes, the Fire Cloud Evil God came to this world because he was dissatisfied with the current situation. Now, he has gained a new understanding, so he has achieved his wish."

Dissatisfied with the status quo? Li Ye seems to understand.

Fire Cloud Evil God's persistence in martial arts is probably quite strong, so he should be pursuing the peak of martial arts. Before little Axing became a peerless master, he was already invincible, so he was very dissatisfied with the status quo.

But now, after Fire Cloud Evil God was defeated by Dugu Meizi, and heard Dugu Meizi's words again, he must have gained a new understanding and understood his future path to martial arts - innovation.

"Then where did Fire Cloud Evil God go?" Li Ye asked.

"He has returned to his own world and will never come to the earth again." The old beggar replied.

"..."

Li Ye was silent for a long time and suddenly said: "Could it be that all the people who came through time were dissatisfied with the status quo?"

From Fire Cloud Evil God, we can think of Dugu Qiubai and Ximen Chuixue. They are probably dissatisfied with the status quo. After all, they have reached the pinnacle in a martial arts world, so naturally they feel lonely and unbearable.

"No, no, no..."

The old beggar denied it. His old eyes were shining brightly as he looked at the young woman on the left, staring at the swaying plump buttocks. He squinted and praised: "Oh, it's so big, I guess it's an E cup..."

…”

"Where is the e-cup..." Li Ye subconsciously turned his head and glanced, secretly cursing the old beggar for being a liar, and said loudly: "Hey, old man, tell me clearly, don't change the subject."

"Not all people who have traveled through time are not satisfied with the status quo. Some are because of accidents, some are because they cannot accept reality, and some are because..."

Seeing the old beggar chattering away as soon as he opened his mouth, Li Ye said depressedly: "Okay, okay, what do you want to see me for this time?"

"Well, it's nothing. I mainly want to ask you, what reward do you need?"

The old beggar touched his chin and said: "Every time a character comes back to the original world, you will get a reward."

"Dizzy..." Li Ye was ashamed: "To put it bluntly, this is equivalent to doing a mission for me. Every time I send someone away, I will receive experience points and equipment, allowing me to upgrade..."

"No, no..."

"You're not your size, hurry up and give me a book on how to become a god!" Li Ye shouted.

The old beggar's expression suddenly became serious, and he looked at Li Ye solemnly: "Are you sure? Do you really want to waste such a good opportunity to exchange for a book of exercises to become a god?

"Young man, I think you should think about it carefully. As the guardian of the earth, if you succeed, you will become a god sooner or later. Why waste your energy on practicing some exercises?"

Li Ye was stunned for a moment, not understanding what the old beggar meant.

"Don't be confused, don't be afraid, follow the truest thoughts in your heart? When you understand, you will appear in front of me again..." The old beggar's voice seemed to have a magical power, which made Li Ye fall into deep thought.

…

Do you want to think about it carefully? What am I missing now?

Power? If it is power, I am just an ordinary human on earth. My talent for cultivation and understanding of fighting cannot reach the level of Dugu Qiubei and Ximen Chuixue.

Even if you give me a book of god-cultivating techniques, and I estimate that after a hundred years of practice, I won't be able to defeat the Supreme Treasure and Saiyan Goku who became the Monkey King?

Then, strength seems to be no longer important to me.

In other words, power has no substantive meaning to me - because no matter how much I practice, I can't seem to compare to the 'guests' who come to Earth.

But besides strength, what should I pursue?

…

"gentlemen!"

"Hello, sir!"

…

Several polite voices in a row awoke Li Ye from his deep thoughts. He quickly looked up and found a handsome waiter looking at him with a smile.

Li Ye was confused: "What?"

"Sir, please pay the bill." The male waiter still smiled.

Subconsciously looking at the opposite side, Li Ye's face suddenly turned dark. The old beggar had already made the best decision and ran away.

Shameless old bastard! Li Zhizhi scolded fiercely and looked at the waiter with a dry smile: "Well, how much do you want?"

"Sir, the total is 3,960. I'll give you a 10% discount and charge you 3,600."

"What! Three thousand six hundred?" Li Ye asked loudly.

The waiter handed the menu to Li Ye and said: "The ones ordered here include golden fish head, Mao's braised pork, crystal shrimp, brine platter, nourishing duck..."

"But these are only eight hundred and eighty." Li Ye interrupted his introduction.

"Sir, your other companion packed these dishes when he left: braised sea cucumber with green onion, honey-glazed osmanthus glutinous rice lotus root, braised lion's head, Sichuan-flavored tender saliva chicken, Chaohu whitebait balls, orange juice chrysanthemum fish..."

The service quality of the male waiter was very good. He was not unhappy at all because of Li Ye's rudeness. At the same time, he handed over an additional menu with all the packaged dishes.

Li Ye was not interested and looked at them one by one. He took out a card and said, "I don't have so much cash on me."

"I understand, sir, please wait a moment." The waiter nodded and took the card...

Li Ye, who walked out of the Happy Hotel, didn't feel happy at all. Didn't that damn old beggar know that I was just a high school student? If I didn't have money to pay the bill, I guess the waiter's attitude

There will be a 180-degree turn, and a few big brothers with knives will appear out of nowhere - this joke is really not made by humans.

What's even more depressing is that Li Ye still hasn't figured out what he should pursue?

"Ci'ao! I don't even have a goal anymore. I just spend my whole day fighting with a bunch of perverts and wiping my butt..."

Li Ye couldn't help but sigh: "Is my life already in a mess?"

"The road of life~ sweet dreams are like a long road, with wind and frost on the road~ the wind and frost blow dry on the face. In the world of mortals, how many directions can a sweet dream have? Looking for love in the dreamy center, the road is endless with people~

"Life is ~ sweet dreams and longings. There are vague tears in the dreams. Where to go to find the direction in my heart? The wind seems to be sighing in the dream, and the roads and people are confused~

"The road of the world~Happy young man, the road is bumpy~no sunshine, in the mud and dust, how many directions does happiness have? There are traces of dreamy wind and rain, and the road is blurry with people~"

The heavenly sound that can be called the swan song rose in Li Ye's ears, making Li Ye burst into tears and look at the chicken on his shoulder.

"Brother, have you been moved by me? At this moment, this song is your heartfelt voice?"

"When did you appear on my shoulder?"

"I have been on your shoulders from the beginning and have never come down!"

"Then...why didn't you say anything just now? That caused me to be brutally beaten by that old man."

"Oh, I made a sound. I sang "Qinghai-Tibet Plateau" at level 10. The frequency is close to ultrasonic waves..."