god level spoof

() By the time Li Ye returned home, it was already nine o'clock in the evening.

But the whole family is still waiting for him. The ground in the middle of the living room has collapsed, and the walls on all sides are cracked. Fortunately, modern reinforced concrete is still relatively hard. According to physical mechanics, the house will be destroyed in a short time.

You can't fall down.

In short, it is still safe for the time being.

The dust on the ground had already been cleaned up by several girls. They also closed the door and kept discussing the reason for Li Ye's sudden disappearance.

When Li Ye knocked on the door, several women came to open the door and asked what was going on. Li Ye naturally smiled mysteriously, not revealing his 'hidden strength' at all.

"Actually, I am not an ordinary person, but the reincarnation of the Demon Lord. I remember back then, when I was so majestic that I was as powerful as thunder and as quiet as a solitary peak. I commanded the world and guided the world!"

Li Ye was unashamed and eloquent: "Do you know the myth from hundreds of millions of years ago? The man with white hair as white as snow three thousand feet, unparalleled demonic power that broke through the nine heavens, ruled the world without any enemies, pointed out the mountains and rivers, who looked down upon him, worshiped as a god and conquered the will of all living beings...

…

"I am the Great Demon King! I am the first ancient martial saint. In order to explore the secrets of heaven, I established the other side with the bright martial saint. I also used the event of deification to push the ancient martial saints to kill each other, trying to rely on the dead martial saints.

He challenged "Heaven" with his spiritual power, but was killed by Dugu Baitian and his wife in the Hundred Saints War...

"But although my body died, my soul will never die. During the Great Destruction, this Demon Lord used the Gate of Reincarnation to welcome the return of the first batch of ancient gods. After that, I embarked on the road to reach the sky and conquer the way of heaven! Does the way of heaven know? He is the best b.

existence~

"After the second batch of ancient gods returned, they forcibly broke through the Nine Heavens and returned. This demon lord once again embarked on the journey to conquer the sky. He raised his palm to destroy King Youluo. The map of gods and demons shattered the Nine Heavens. He killed his relatives and himself in the decisive battle.

Severe damage to the way of heaven, and finally a heroic body..."

"Uh, uh..." Li Ye's mouth was immediately covered by Dugu girl's little hand, and at the same time he shouted: "I know, you are very powerful, but you have to eat? Hurry up and cook for me."

This is the first time that Li Ye and Dugu girl are so close. Although Dugu girl is not short, she is only fifteen years old after all, only 1.6 meters tall, so she has to cover Li Ye's mouth, and her whole body is...

All posted...

Li Yimei complained, does this little girl not know her own charm, or is she questioning that she is not a vigorous and upright young man?

I'm a carnivore! Li Yeye roared inwardly, and the intoxicating musk smelling in his nose made him feel hot, and he immediately wrapped his arms around Dugu girl's waist.

Li Ye's hands and five fingers slowly pressed into the loose clothes. At this moment, he deeply realized that Dugu girl really had that small waist that could only be grasped...

Just when Li Ye was about to tighten the slender waist of the girl in front of him, one of his arms was pulled by a pair of small hands. Well, it was pulled away. Li Ye subconsciously turned his head in annoyance and found little sister Meiqin glaring dissatisfiedly.

He: "You guys are so dishonest~"

"..." Li Ye suddenly woke up and secretly cursed himself for being too excited. How could he be so involved when there were other people around?

Just when Li Ye was reflecting on himself, he found that his other arm was also held by a pair of small hands. Li Ye felt ashamed for a while: "Even Ximen, the fake mother-in-law, protested, but this is a good thing. If

It would be better if he hates me."

But Li Ye immediately realized something was wrong, because Ximen was behind Sister Dugu, so his hands couldn't be so long?

There is a fifth person!

This thought suddenly came to Li Ye's mind. There were only four people in this room, including himself, Ximen and Dugu, and Miqin, so there were four.

Now, Sister Dugu is in front of him, Ximen is behind Sister Dugu, and little sister Meiqin is holding her left arm... But now, her right arm seems to be held by someone, which means that there is

Who is the fifth person? Dad and Mom? That guy Cao Jian...

Li Zhiyi was struck by lightning and immediately turned around, only to find that he saw nothing, nothing...

Absolutely impossible. Li Ye is sure that these are really two small hands, similar to the feeling of little sister Meiqin. What does this mean? There is... a ghost, uh, a female ghost!

Li Ye came to this conclusion in his heart at once. Goosebumps suddenly appeared all over his body, the cold air in his chest kept rising, and the muscles in his feet were spasming unconsciously...

"Sir, are you afraid?"

As if to confirm Li Ye's suspicion, a soft and beautiful voice came. It came not from Meiqin and Dugu's sister Ximen, but from Li Ye's right hand side.

"Ah - there is a ghost!" Sister Dugu, Ximen and Miss Meiqin shouted at the same time. Li Ye was depressed: This line should be mine? I have really come into contact with ghosts.

Also, girl Dugu, take your hands away quickly and don’t take away my right to scream~ Damn it!

After the three women shouted, they looked at Li Ye's left hand side at the same time, all of them were full of interest:

"I didn't expect that there really is a ghost in this world, and it's a female ghost~" This was the voice of Dugu girl.

"Yeah, I wonder if this female ghost is pretty? Is she as beautiful as me?" This was the voice of Ximen the transvestite.

"It is said that female ghosts have blood-red hair. Is it true?" This was the voice of little sister Mikoto.

Li Ye: "..."

Is now the time to lament? You don’t treat me as a human being, uh, you treat me as a demon lord too much?

"It's such a strong yang energy, sir, can I suck it?"

That soft voice came again, but in Li Ye's ears, it sounded so harsh!

Yang Qi? Breathe?

God! This is called a magical situation. It’s okay that you are a female ghost. The worst is, I will suffer a little loss. Let’s have a sex with you. You and I will be happy and everyone will be happy. That’s it. Why do you want to suck my Yang Qi?

?

"Since the young master doesn't say anything, do you agree? The young master is really great. I like men like you the most. You are courageous and courageous. The legendary majesty is peerless. You are as dynamic as thunder and as quiet as a lonely peak."

Could it be that you are the man who commands the world and guides the world? If you are not dead, Xiaoqian will repay you with her life~"

"..."

Li Ye burst into tears, Sister Dugu, please take your hands away from my mouth quickly, I want to reason with this female ghost... What, Xiaoqian, she said her name is Xiaoqian, could it be?

yes……

Bastard, damn chick, who the hell told you to sing "A Chinese Ghost Story" just now? This is better, Xiaoqian is here right away!