god level spoof

() Faced with the danger of having his Yang energy sucked out, Li Ye's potential exploded, and he suddenly turned his head almost 180 degrees, finally saving his mouth from the clutches of Dugu girl.

"Xiaoqian, let's not talk about such a trivial matter as sucking my Yang Qi."

Li Ye turned to look at Xiaoqian. Although he couldn't see anything, his expression was full of heroism: "Why don't you commit yourself first? As a girl, love is the greatest!"

"Sign up with me first?" Xiaoqian asked blankly.

"That's right. I promise you my life first? Your happiness is the most important thing. I am a man with peerless majesty in the legend. I am as moving as thunder and as quiet as a lonely peak. I command the world and guide the world. If I am absorbed by Yang Qi, I will die."

If you die, you will never find another one."

Li Ye's eyes were full of sincere emotions and he said, "If you can't be with the person you like, you won't be happy even if you become the Jade Emperor?"

"Oh, yes." Xiaoqian replied, and then asked: "But I am a female ghost. There is no way I can become the Jade Emperor."

"..."

Li Ye's cheek twitched, but his expression still contained enthusiasm: "So, have you ever been in love? Have you ever had a first love?"

"Little girl, let me tell you, what is first love?"

At this moment, the chicken finally made its debut, cleared its throat, looked at the sky with its eyes at seventy-nine degrees, and sang: "Gray sky ~ your face, I have loved, cried, laughed, and been hurt, and after that, only goodbye, I

My face is wet with tears. It feels like this when I lose the person I love for the first time. I always thought that love is the heartbeat of all. When we lose love, we will die slowly and slowly. When I lose you, that moment

In seconds, my heart suddenly became old, away, and the noisy street did not notice that my tears were forgotten...

"...One day maybe I can cure myself. I think about how I should smile again. The person I loved for the first time was both bad and good, but like a tattoo on my chest, it is an eternal mark that follows my breathing until it stops.

Heartbeat."

After listening to the song "The One I Loved for the First Time", Li Ye and Dugu Ximen Meiqin all expressed great affirmation of Xiaoji's soulful singing. They all burst into tears - Xiaoji really

He is a well-deserved singer.

"Oh, is this first love?"

Xiaoqian murmured and asked, "But what does first love have to do with becoming the Jade Emperor?"

"..."

The four people present, including Xiaoji, all fainted. If they were wearing glasses, there would probably be glass shards all over the floor.

Li Yegan laughed and said: "Well, Xiaoqian, let's not mention the Jade Emperor first, okay? In the song just now, did you feel the charm of first love?"

"Oh, it just sang, 'When we lose love, we will die little by little,' but I'm already dead."

"..."

Li Ye's cheek twitched again, and he glared at Xiaoji: "Can't you sing another song? Don't you know that Xiaoqian is a female ghost? She is already dead." away'

What means?"

"That means 'the day you left' in English?" Li Ye explained patiently.

"What is English?"

‘away’ means ‘the day you left’ in Chinese?” Xiaoqian asked again, this time the question seemed to be very profound.

Faced with Miss Xiaoqian's shameless questioning, Li Ye felt a headache.

"Well, Xiaoqian, let's not talk about English and Chinese, okay? Are we talking about our first love now?"

Xiaoqian suddenly realized: "Oh, I understand, first love is something that makes people die slowly. But I am already dead..."

"..."

Li Ye couldn't even laugh anymore. He glared at the chick again.

Finally, Li Ye finally decided to use his true skills. After calming down, he said to Xiaoqian: "I was just joking. Now, let me tell you what first love is."

Li Ye took a deep breath, his expression became more solemn than ever before, his eyes were full of memories and sadness: "The most unforgettable and unforgettable thing in a person's life is first love. The feeling of first love is like looking at flowers in the mist, or looking at the moon in the water.

, hazy but refreshing and intoxicating~

"First love is unforgettable. First love is unforgettable because it is full of passion in its youth, childlike innocence is hidden in that carelessness, and innocence is revealed in that care. First love is unforgettable because the old vows are still lingering in the ears, because the voices, looks, and smiles of the past have passed.

It still appears in front of me, because the connection between the past and the heart is still there~"

…

"I want my first love!"

After Xiaoqian was silent for a long time, she announced loudly.

"Successful!" Li Zhiyi was overjoyed and sincerely thanked him for reading a novel. With his literary talent, how could he say such high-level words?

"Hurry up and give me your first love." Xiaoqian stretched out her hand and asked.

"..." Li Ye sweated furiously. It seems that this girl still doesn't understand. What have you been doing for decades? Why don't you understand anything?

There was no other way. Li Ye could only patiently explain again: "First love is not something you just give when you say it. First of all, the first step is to commit yourself to each other, and then you can move on to the next step."

"Oh, the first step is to commit yourself, so what is the second step?" Xiaoqian chased after her.

Li Ye rolled his eyes and said: "The second step is... to make a promise with your heart."

"What is a promise with one's body? What is the difference between a promise with one's heart?"

"Don't you understand what it means to commit oneself to someone else?" Li Ye asked depressedly, and then said, "You were the one who mentioned this word."

Xiaoqian was very innocent: "I don't know, I just often hear people say, '...there is nothing I can do in return, I can only give myself to you', so I..."

"I understand, but I can't explain this clearly at the moment. I'll tell you slowly when I have time." Li Ye quickly did Tai Chi and looked at Xiao Qian: "By the way, I still can't see you.

Well, can you reveal yourself?"

"Oh, you can, but you need to absorb a little yang energy~" Xiaoqian answered.

Li Ye's face turned blue all of a sudden. Damn, after talking for a long time, you still want to suck my Yang energy. How many sins have I committed in my previous life?

"I've already said, if you want to smoke, just do it. It's such a small thing..." Li Yezuo didn't care.

However, he couldn't help but add: "You said it was just a little bit, don't smoke too much, otherwise if I die, you won't be able to experience your first love." Damn, when he said this,

Why do you feel so uncomfortable?