god level spoof

() In Li Ye's gloomy mood, Xiaoqian's voice was slightly twitchy: "Because I am too weak, so if I want to absorb Yang Qi, I have to do something like that..."

Li Ye was stunned. He remembered that in A Chinese Ghost Story, the female ghosts seemed to seduce men and practice double cultivation with them to absorb their essence.

Could it be that if Xiaoqian wants to absorb the yang energy, she must have sex with me?

With this thought in mind, and seeing Xiaoqian's "shy" tone, Li Ye thought it must be like this.

"Xiaoqian, is this your first time doing something like that?"

"Oh, this is my first time..."

Li Ye breathed a sigh of relief, and it seemed that he was not at a disadvantage: "This is also my first time, so I may be very impulsive, so please be mentally prepared. Also, let me reiterate: don't smoke too much, or I will die.

." The fate of everyone dying is not what Li Ye wants to see.

"Okay, I won't smoke too much, can we start now?"

"Now?" Li Ye sweated furiously, glanced at Meiqin, Dugu sister and Ximen, and said: "No, you must be alone to do that kind of thing."

Little sister Mikoto couldn't help but ask: "What are you talking about? What does that kind of thing mean..."

Faced with little sister Meiqin's pressing questions, Li Ye was speechless. How should he answer? Could it be that answering that kind of thing means doing what you love to do.

"I don't want to wait anymore. I can't help it. I have to start right away."

Xiaoqian's words troubled Li Ye quite a lot. Why is this girl so impulsive? I am not a grown man, but you are more impulsive than me. You are a young girl, aren't you ashamed at all?

Dugu girl watching the show flashed her eyes, interrupted Li Ye, and said softly: "Xiao Yezi, I'm hungry!" Why are you calling me that again? You said it all, don't put the word '子' in the back

ah.

Li Ye smiled bitterly, glanced left and right, and said, "Miss Dugu, you have also seen that both of my hands are now..."

"Are you going to cook or not? Is this female ghost more important than me?" Sister Dugu shouted again. Is this what you mean? Sister Dugu, are you being unreasonable?

Little sister Mikoto also joined the battle line and hummed: "Although I don't know what you are talking about, I knew it was about H as soon as I heard it. This little girl is so innocent. You are the one who is leading me. I didn't expect you."

He is a strange Shuli."

"Sir, it turns out that you like innocent types and are interested in nurturing and training them." Ximen's pseudo-mother is not willing to be lonely. Li Ye complained: You are an ancient person, how come you know how to nurture and train them?

Just when Li Ye fell into the most embarrassing situation, he only felt a pain in his wrist, as if he had been bitten by something... Well, if there was no one else, it should have been bitten by Xiaoqian.

This bite was really serious. Li Ye suddenly convulsed with pain, and the anger in his heart soared. He wanted to question Xiao Qian.

But the next moment, Li Ye had to calm down, because a woman wearing an ancient lady's costume and a long skirt appeared on his right. She looked hazy at first, but gradually became clearer, and the woman's face was also visible to everyone.

The woman is very beautiful, uh, Xiaoqian is very beautiful. I wonder if the girls who have become ghosts are also beautiful. Anyway, Xiaoqian does live up to what is written in the book. She is really beautiful and captivating, touching people's hearts. They are a beautiful pair.

The eyes are like two pools of autumn water.

"Wang Zuxian..." Li Ye said subconsciously, but he immediately shook his head. Xiaoqian looked a bit like the young goddess Xian, but she was more full of temptation, and her whole temperament was also very...

It is soft and gives people a pure feeling.

It is like the white snow lotus on the Tianshan Mountains, and like the pearl buried in the clam in the deep sea.

Xiaoqian gave Li Ye the most intuitive feeling, which was completely different from what was mentioned in the book.

Xiaoqian in A Chinese Ghost Story gives people the impression of a woman who has seen through the world of mortals and experienced all the vicissitudes of the world.

So the Xiaoqian in front of me is a little girl who has not yet entered the world and does not understand the warmth and warmth of human nature.

As far as Li Ye is concerned, it is natural that the kind of woman is more fatally attractive to men, but considering that he is not a man yet, then Xiaoqian in front of him should not be any worse...

Only at this moment did Li Ye understand that what Xiaoqian said about "doing that kind of thing" turned out to mean sucking blood...

Li Ye shook his dizzy head and said: "Xiaoqian, you have sucked 521 ml of my blood now. Now my spirit is on the verge of collapse. The left side of the brain is partially hypoxic and paralyzed, and the right side of the body is paralyzed."

Paralysis began, the three fingers in the duodenum lost their normal digestive function, the right ear gradually became deaf, and the innermost tooth in the mouth began to soften..."

In the end, Li Ye finally fell into a deep sleep unwillingly, but he didn't forget to complain: "Now, I don't have to cook anymore?"

I have to say, life is such a mess! After Li Ye finally sent away the Fire Cloud Evil God, a female ghost Xiaoqian came immediately - the god left, the ghost came.

The rhythm of life has long been messed up, and Li Ye can only accept it if he can't accept it.

But this time, why do you want to suck your own blood? Xiaoqian meant sucking a little bit, but in fact...

One month!

Li Ye has been lying in bed for a month. This is really not a joke. He not only lost too much blood, but also absorbed a lot of energy, most of which was a kind of sexual energy.

Therefore, Li Ye immediately suffered from all kinds of diseases. Not only was he deaf in both ears and blind in both eyes, the organs in every part of his body were weakened, many functions could not operate, and he could not even eat.

Little sister Meiqin suggested that Li Ye should be sent to the hospital immediately for rescue, but the other three did not agree.

Dugu Meizi is very confident: "He doesn't need to be saved at all. His current state is like a baby in the mother's body, and every part of his body has degenerated to its original state."

Ximen and Xiaoqian also agreed with Sister Dugu’s statement. After three to one, little sister Meiqin had no choice but to believe in Sister Dugu.

"And this is a good thing, because he is now in his original state, so we can transform and strengthen his qualifications, bones, and body." After saying that, Dugu girl became a little excited: "Maybe, we can

Artificially create a peerless master!"

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