god level spoof

() Li Ye and his wife probably never dreamed that their son would fall ill just after they went on a business trip.

As the saying goes, if you are haunted by ghosts, it is definitely not a good thing. After Li Ye suddenly became seriously ill, he was unable to go to the final exam two days later. On that day, Cao Jian beat Li Ye

Little sister Meiqin answered several calls.

If there wasn't a modern person like Mikoto in this room, no one would even answer the phone, and even if they did, it would probably be exposed.

In order to deal with Cao Jian's various problems, little sister Meiqin really tried her best.

"Savage, why haven't you come yet?"

"Who are you? Why do you curse people when you open your mouth?" Little sister Meiqin asked immediately after picking up the phone.

When Cao Jian heard that it was a girl, he immediately laughed and said, "Oh, who am I talking about? It turns out that you are the savage's horse. Let the savage take over."

From the other party's words, Meiqin judged that Cao Jian was not swearing. After thinking about it for a while, she understood that the "savage" was probably Li Ye, but Cao Jian's mouth was indeed dirty, and he mistook Meiqin for Li Ye.

Wild girlfriend.

Fortunately, Mikoto didn't care about this. She thought that the other party really had something to do with Li Ye, so she asked angrily: "What's the matter? Just tell me, that guy Li Ye is already asleep."

If ordinary people heard this, they wouldn't feel anything special.

Don’t forget what kind of wonder our Cao Jian’s children’s boots are. After confirming this sentence, he immediately connoted it.

"Oh, I understand~"

Cao Jian's voice became weird, and he chuckled: "Really, this guy Savage is really awesome! Even if you have a horse, when can't you book a room? You have to go and book a room last night..."

The first half of the sentence was fine by little sister Meiqin, but before Cao Jian could finish the second half, little sister Meiqin suddenly became anxious and angry. Why was the person on the phone over there such a bastard?

"Go to hell, who would book a room with that guy?"

"Hoho~ Has it developed to this extent?" Cao Jian's voice became even more sinister, and his smile was indescribably vulgar, but filled with endless envy: "It turns out that you have already met both parents.

, you can do it freely at home."

In fact, this should not be said in front of a girl, but Cao Jian's thinking is different from ordinary people. How could a prostitute who is famous throughout the campus care about this?

Little sister Mikoto was even more angry. If Cao Jian were in front of her, he would probably kill him immediately. Although our little sister Mikoto is very kind and has never killed anyone, this time may be an exception.

"Did I say something wrong? Damn it...I should restrain myself a little bit."

For the first time, Cao Jian realized that the other party was his brother's girlfriend, so he couldn't treat others like him. In fact, Li Yejing told him this: If he has a girlfriend, what the hell?

I must restrain myself a little.

After understanding the problem, Cao Jian said again: "Brother and sister, I'm sorry, I actually only have this kind of virtue. Don't be angry. Is the savage at home? Wake him up quickly. Today is the final exam. Don't be late.

Already."

Originally, Mikoto was ready to hang up the phone, but after hearing what Cao Jian said was about business, she held back and listened. After understanding what was going on, Mikoto took a deep breath, pinched her nose and said, "Oh,

It’s like this, this guy Li Ye is already ill, and his illness is very serious. It will take at least a few months to recover, so he can’t take the exam for the time being.”

"What, it turns out that I am sick, is it serious? What kind of disease is it? Appendicitis? A bad cold or..."

Cao Jian suddenly understood and asked urgently. Hearing that Meiqin said it would take several months to recover, his heart skipped a beat. This seemed to be a very terrible illness.

In modern society, anything takes a few months to heal, unless it's a car accident or something like that...

After thinking of this possibility, Cao Jian was really anxious.

Mikoto could also feel this from the other party's tone, which made her slightly forgive Cao Jian for being rude just now, but she still had to have an explanation for this matter, and she had to give a reasonable explanation.

After thinking about it, little sister Meiqin smiled and said: "Actually, it is not a very serious disease. It is mainly because Li Ye has been too tired these two days, which caused neurological fatigue and other diseases. The doctor said this: This

He can't use his brain for a month, and he can't go anywhere, so as not to affect his intelligence, memory, etc. Therefore, he must rest every day for a month. Oh, by the way, and it's best not to talk.

, otherwise it will cause mental confusion."

Cao Jian was silent for a long time and sighed helplessly: "I didn't expect this guy to work so hard all of a sudden. It's a good thing that he actually caused this weird mental illness, which is the most troublesome..."

After muttering for a while, Cao Jian could only hang up the phone. Meiqin did not forget to remind him and asked him to tell the rest of the people. At the same time, he asked Cao Jian not to come to Li Ye's house for the next few months to avoid irritating him. Of course,

So does the rest of the people.

When Cao Jian readily agreed, Meiqin immediately hung up the phone and let out a long breath. It seems that my IQ is quite good, and she actually fooled her.

Of course, similar things happen from time to time, but fortunately, little sister Mikoto is really good at getting rid of all these people.

After something like this happened, the family naturally lived in seclusion. Meiqin usually did the grocery shopping and cooking, while Ximen and Dugu were not idle either, working day and night on Li Ye's transformation.

After all, what Dugu girl said is right, because Li Ye is now in the initial state. As the saying goes, everything can be taught from an early age, so there are all kinds of prenatal education. Now Li Ye is equivalent to an upgraded version of prenatal education.

Originally, the baby in the mother's body needed amniotic fluid to supplement nutrition and energy, but Li Ye was exempted from this. Dugu Meizi and Ximen were both out-and-out god-level martial arts masters, and their internal strength was the best.

of nutrition and energy.

In order for Li Ye to be able to absorb it evenly, the two placed Li Ye in the bathtub and forced the internal energy into the water in the bathtub. So, Dugu Meizi and Ximen the transvestite stayed in the bathroom all day long, doing one thing happily -

- Transform and strengthen Li Ye's qualifications, bones, and body. Naturally, there is only one purpose, and that is to artificially create a peerless master.

Oh, by the way, sometimes, Miss Mikoto also has to step forward and contribute her electromagnetic power.

However, the facts are really as expected by Dugu Meizi. Can Li Ye really be made into a peerless master?

At least from now on, it is really possible, unless something happens midway...