god level spoof

() After being inhaled by Xiaoqian once, Li Ye fell into a deep sleep for a month, and his strength increased dozens of times!

But this is not over yet, Xiaoqian wants to suck it again, and Li Ye has no reason to refuse, after all, this is a good thing for him.

"Suck it again tomorrow? Let me get used to my body first." Li Ye looked at the deformed handle of the spatula, and the noise caused by excessive force rubbing against the pot.

In the backyard of his home, Li Ye began the process of adapting. He kept pumping his fists, stretching his arms, and kicking his legs, and then felt the power contained in them...

On the second day, Li Ye could already control his strength perfectly, and there was absolutely no chance that he would accidentally crush it.

After talking on the phone with Cao Jian, the class teacher and others, he told them that he was going back to his hometown. It might take a long time, but it would not affect his schooling in the next semester. After that, Li Ye was inhaled by Xiaoqian for the second time.

Angry, still biting the wrist...

Li Ye undoubtedly fell into a deep sleep again, but unlike the first time, Li Ye's body did not degenerate this time, it just consumed too much energy.

What does this mean? There is no doubt that Li Ye can no longer be transformed, and it is also difficult to absorb external energy.

The reason why Li Ye was able to absorb the essence of the Supreme Treasure and a little energy from Wukong's bowl of blood was mainly because his body had degraded to its original state. But now, Li Ye's body has not degraded, so he can no longer absorb it.

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Time flies by very quickly. More than half of August has passed in one go. There are only five days before the start of school in major schools. Most students have had a very fulfilling and nourishing life in these two months. Even those who have

Students who have failed the exam do not have much burden. In this society, degree is not absolute.

This is life, no matter whether there are laughter or tears, people must always take steps and move forward. Laughter is always the best choice in life.

Li Ye also successfully woke up yesterday. Unfortunately, he felt that his strength had not improved again. It seemed that he had wasted more than half a month.

Seeing that it was almost time to start school, Li Ye was very depressed. Why haven't his unscrupulous parents come back yet? They have been away for two months and haven't had enough fun yet. Are they crazy enough?

The only thing Li Ye found unbelievable was that since Xiaoqian arrived, no other people have come to the earth - in the past two months, it has been rare and calm.

As for the four guys in the family, Xiaoqian is still silly and cute, like a flower that has never bloomed, while Dugu Meizi and Ximen are still fighting openly and secretly. Their only common hobby is to eat more than ten kilograms of food every day.

Food must be cooked by Li Ye himself. As for little sister Meiqin, she is really unpredictable. The little girl always shows her presence, but when Li Ye smiles at her, she immediately turns her head and hums.

: "The smile is so ugly."

During this period, Li Ye couldn't help but had a fight with Sister Dugu, and ended up in his own defeat. His strength was indeed much better than that of Sister Dugu, but Sister Dugu's understanding of martial arts was beyond what ordinary people could imagine.

In the battle with Dugu Meizi, Li Ye fully embodied the image of a reckless and layman, while Dugu Meizi's figure was ever-changing. Her petite body exuded a temperament like a landslide and tsunami, revealing wildness and violence.

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Li Ye's temperament is overwhelmed by Dugu sister, and if his understanding of martial arts is not as good as hers, it will naturally be difficult to fight against him.

In most cases, Li Ye was unable to attack the opponent. He had great strength but could not exert his due power. Seeing this, Sister Dugu decided to teach Li Ye how to create an aura, how to make moves, and how to dodge...

What is unexpected is that Li Ye has a strong understanding of martial arts. Basically, Dugu sister has said it several times, so it is understandable.

But the reality is a bit helpless. Li Ye understands the truth, but it is difficult to apply it for a while - as the saying goes, it is easy to see flowers but difficult to embroider. Therefore, in the next period of time, he still tries to

But a lonely girl.

Three more days later, it was already August 30th, and the day after tomorrow was the beginning of Li Ye's sophomore career in high school.

And today, Li Ye’s father and mother finally got news:

"Xiao Ye, I haven't seen you for almost two months. My father wants you to death..." This was the call Li Qiang made to Li Ye.

"Lao Qiang, you know it's been almost two months. During such a long time, you didn't even turn on your phone. Is this how you treat your son?" After Li Ye answered the phone, he suddenly became excited.

, without saying a word, he complained crazily to his father.

There was no way, Li Ye was really angry. Although his parents were very unreliable, and this was not the first time this happened, this time, he even turned off his cell phone and lived completely.

Living in anonymity and not even having any contact with your own son, is this too much?

Li Qiang laughed and said, "Xiaoye, let me tell you..."

"Lao Qiang, please explain to me clearly why. I understand that you want to have fun, but you can't just ignore your own son?" Li Ye roared again.

"Xiaoye, when did you become such a mother-in-law, a manly man..." Li Qiang's tone changed, and he taught Li Ye a lesson, and he was very confident.

Li Ye took a deep breath and shouted: "Okay, okay, let mom answer the phone!"

After realizing that Li Ye would no longer pursue the case, Li Qiang suddenly laughed: "Haha, your mother misses you too."

Then, Ai Xiaoyu's voice came: "Ye'er, I haven't seen you for almost two months. Mom wants you to death..."

Li Ye was helpless: "Please, Mom, don't say the same lines as Dad."

Ai Xiaoyu chuckled: "Ye'er, why don't you and Xiao Meiqin have a relationship that goes beyond friendship? In the past two months, you have been alone..."

Li Ye: "..."

"Your father and I have worked very hard for your happiness. The reason why we turned off the phone is so that you and little Mikoto can truly be free from the influence of the outside world and concentrate on their development..."

"Thank you, Mom and Dad, for your hard work." Li Ye could only thank him, and then immediately changed the subject: "Mom, where are you and Dad now? Are you back?"

"Oh, we are at the hotel, Libin Hotel. Come here quickly. We have decided to tell you good news and give you a precious gift."

Li Ye was stunned for a moment: "Good news, what exactly will this precious gift be?"