god level spoof

() A cool breeze blew in from the window, and the vase filled with colorful and fragrant flowers swayed slightly.

Guoguo was leaning against the table, holding her cell phone and sending messages to her QQ friends.

"Ye Zi, you know, my parents and I have come to your city, and I will also transfer to your school."

After half a minute, the other party’s message appeared:

"Really? It's great! Guoguo, school starts in two days, and I can see you then. I've been wondering if Guoguo is more beautiful than the one in the photo.

This time I finally have a chance.”

Guoguo laughed and replied: "Ye Zi, you are making fun of me again. The real beauty is you."

"I'm not making fun of you. Our Guoguo is the cutest girl. By the way, I just went to the park with my friends and saw a very handsome boy, but his girlfriend appeared immediately.

It’s really disappointing.”

Guoguo smiled: "Hehe, are you also a nymphomaniac?"

"Hmph, isn't she a girl? But you, have you ever considered finding one? You are already in your second year of high school, and you still have your first kiss."

"Did you give your first kiss to someone?" Guo Guo asked.

"My...should be?"

"Oh, it looks like this~" Guoguo muttered in her heart and looked out the window at the unfamiliar world: "Are you looking for someone? Is it better to be the handsome type, or..."

…

After Li Ye arrived at the Libin Hotel, he went straight into the Wangyue Pavilion on the fifth floor.

After opening the door, Li Ye found five people sitting inside. In addition to his parents, there was also a middle-aged couple and a girl about his own age.

The large round plate table surrounded by everyone was filled with all kinds of delicacies. It looked quite rich. After Li Ye glanced at it for a few times, he found that the unit price of these dishes seemed to be nearly a thousand yuan, and some dishes cost more than 1,000 yuan.

Several thousand yuan, including delicacies from mountains and seas, rare animal dishes...

Full banquet of Manchu and Han Dynasties!

Li Ye came to the final conclusion. This was basically a Manchu and Han banquet. How could he finish eating so many dishes?

What the hell are you doing? Even if our family is not poor, we can't spend money like this. Li Ye felt puzzled and puzzled. Although his parents don't follow conventional lines, they don't do anything random. Why?

This time it seems...

If we continue like this, our family of three will probably become beggars in less than a month.

"Oh, Xiaoye, here we go, come and sit down." Ai Xiaoyu immediately waved and asked Li Ye to sit next to the girl.

Guoguo's eyes fell on Li Ye. It seems that this boy is the son of that couple?

But having said that, this boy's skin is very white and he is very handsome. I wonder if he is the kind of person who is very well-behaved.

Li Ye also took a look at Guoguo, but he didn't look any further. The girl in front of him was a very cute type. Although she was very attractive to him, but thinking of the three girls at home and a top-notch transvestite, Li Ye

Ye doesn’t want to get involved with any more women for the time being~

After everyone had arrived, the parents of both parties began to introduce each other.

"Xiao Ye, these are Uncle Guo Li and Aunt Cheng Duoduo. Next to you is their daughter Guo Guo."

"Guoguo, these are Uncle Li Qiang and Aunt Ai Xiaoyu. The person beside you is their son Li Ye."

"Hello Xiaoye, my name is Guo Li..."

…

After the brief introduction, both parties gave a symbolic hello to the other party, which was regarded as a polite greeting when meeting for the first time.

When Li Ye was about to say hello to Guo Guo, Ai Xiaoyu said from the side: "Ye'er, I want to call you Sister Guo Guo."

"What, I, I'm older than him?" Guoguo asked subconsciously.

Guo Li and his wife and Li Qiang and his wife nodded at the same time and replied: "Yes, you are indeed older than Xiaoye."

Li Qiang and Guo Li smiled at each other, with a trace of nostalgia in their eyes: Do you want to hear the story of the four of us?

The two of them didn't care about Li Ye and Guoguo's reactions, but started to talk:

"Actually, the four of us have been good friends since childhood. We went to school together, played together and fell in love at the same time. I like Xiaoyu, and Guo Li likes Duoduo~

"One day we had the idea of ​​having a baby, so we made an appointment to do it on the same day. Perhaps it was fate and coincidence, but our children were also born on the same day. It's just that our thinking is very advanced and not too old-fashioned.

So I haven’t arranged a baby wedding for you.”

"Later, we separated, mainly because of the lives of both parties, and because of the oppression of our families in various aspects. Xiaoyu and I came to this city, while Guoli and Duoduo stayed in their hometown. Their parents were more open-minded and approved of it.

The relationship between the two..."

"Although we are thousands of miles apart, we still keep in touch frequently. I thought we would never have the chance to meet again, but I didn't expect that during this trip to Hawaii, we would meet again. It's really great..."

After Li Ye and Guo Guo listened to the stories about their parents, they were silent for a while. Is this true? I couldn't believe it. It sounded a bit like a fairy tale.

"No wonder I have such a life. It turns out that my father and mother are just big talk." Li Zhiyi sighed, finally understanding why his life had completely lost its rules and common sense.

At this time, Li Qiang and his wife and Guo Li and his wife exchanged glances, and finally looked at Li Ye and Guo Guo, with a touch of sadness in their eyes: "We are leaving, leaving you. From now on, we will only have

The two of you depend on each other..."

Li Ye and Guoguo were stunned at the same time. How come their expressions and tone sounded like they were about to explain their funeral arrangements?

Li Qiang chuckled and looked at Li Ye: "Son, that old beggar has promised me that he can travel to different worlds at will. So, the four of us plan to go to other worlds to play and enjoy a new kind of world.

excitement and life.”

"What!" Li Ye stood up suddenly and shouted: "Dad, what do you want to do this time? Other worlds are not as good as the earth, are you kidding with your life?"

Ai Xiaoyu chuckled lightly and replied: "No, don't worry Ye'er. The four of us just went to another world to have fun, not to fight. Besides, the old beggar has promised that we won't

No harm will come from it.”

Oh, it’s like this!

Li Zhiyi muttered, it seemed that this old beggar had spent a lot of money, and his parents seemed to readily agree to their requests.

He took another look at his parents, Guo Li and Cheng Duoduo. After noticing the expressions and expressions of the four of them, Li Ye finally compromised: "Okay, I understand."

Guoguo was stunned for a moment, and finally couldn't help but ask: "Um, Aunt Xiaoyu, why don't I understand what you just said?"

"Hehe, you should ask Xiao Ye slowly about this question later." Ai Xiaoyu kicked the ball directly to Li Ye. At this time, Li Qiang and his wife and Guo Li and his wife stood up at the same time: "You eat slowly, let's go

Already~"

As the words fell, Li Ye and his wife and Guo Li and his wife waved their hands to their son and daughter as a farewell.

Li Ye just wanted to say something, but found that the figures of the four people had disappeared, disappearing out of thin air...

Guo Guo turned to look at Li Ye, her eyes full of questions, which made Li Ye Ziye curse: Could this Guo Guo sister be a gift from her parents?;