god level spoof

() No wonder his father agreed. Ganqing had already received the benefits from the old beggar.

Li Ye said with red eyes: "Then what kind of magic medicine did you take to actually sell your son?" To be honest, if his father didn't get something really good, Li Qiang really wouldn't agree, and he would have to find it sooner or later.

The old beggar is talking nonsense.

"That is, you can become a real Xiaoqiang." Li Qiang answered.

"What do you mean, I don't understand."

"The old man gave me a super-era drug that can perfectly integrate human genes with genes of other species." Li Qiang explained, and finally chuckled: "And I have already used that drug, which can combine human genes with genes of other species."

Fusion with Xiaoqiang’s genes.”

Li Ye asked blankly: "Which Xiaoqiang?"

"Of course it's the cockroach that can't be killed."

"What!" Li Ye screamed and looked at his father in shock.

"Haha~ Ye'er, I also used that drug." A soft voice came from the back room, and a woman in a white dress came out with a smile.

Li Ye was ashamed: "Mom, are you also messing around with dad?"

"What nonsense is this?" Li Qiang protested and said loudly: "What is synonymous with strength? It is only a cockroach! Now I have the tenacious vitality of a cockroach, and I am a veritable immortal little strong man."

Li Ye knew very well about cockroaches. Its nickname "Xiaoqiang" came from a movie called "Tang Bo Hu Spots Autumn Fragrance" more than ten years ago, and it became famous all over the country.

But the cockroach does not deserve its reputation in vain. It has enough qualifications to be called the "Immortal Little Strong".

For example, cockroaches were born 400 million years ago, 300 million years earlier than the dinosaurs. Even the dinosaurs became extinct, but cockroaches still survive to this day. They are indeed powerful creatures - the creatures with the longest survival history.

There is also the reproductive capacity of cockroaches. A female cockroach can reproduce up to one million offspring in a year - the reproductive capacity is one million times that of humans.

I won’t mention the false title of “the chief of the four pests”, but just one point: if there is a third world war, a nuclear explosion, and the destruction of all living things on the earth, only cockroaches will still be alive - similar to the extinction of the dinosaurs in the Cretaceous period, cockroaches will still be alive.

alive.

By the way, after cutting off the head of a cockroach, it will take nine days for it to die. Don’t get me wrong, it will starve to death. Looking at history and the future, it is estimated that only Xiaoqiang can sing all the way and witness the rise and fall of all things.

"Haha, and although I have cockroach genes, I'm not afraid of slippers (a traditional weapon used to kill cockroaches) because I still look like a human."

Seeing his father's appearance, Li Ye could only shake his head helplessly. He was completely satisfied and proud to be a 'real Xiaoqiang'.

Ignoring his unscrupulous father, Li Ye looked at his mother: "Mom, dad has fused cockroach genes, what about you?"

"Tyrannosaurus!"

When these two words came out of his mother's mouth, Li Ye was completely speechless.

Li Ye's mother's name is Ai Xiaoyu. This name is very common and there is nothing strange about it, so in all aspects, she should be similar to other mothers.

Li Ye is very curious about things in the past, especially about his parents, but as a junior, it is not convenient for him to ask, but sometimes the two of them will mention it a little bit.

In Li Ye's impression, the feeling his mother gave him was very warm and beautiful, but sometimes it would surprise him.

Therefore, Li Ye speculated: His mother was definitely very different when she was a child than she is now...

"Oh, that's the Tyrannosaurus rex. Tyrannosaurus rex and Tyrannosaurus rex mean the same thing."

Ai Xiaoyu seemed to think that her son didn't understand, so she explained it in detail again.

"..." Li Ye opened his mouth, and finally complained with difficulty: "Mom, how did you think of fusing the genes of the Tyrannosaurus? Your personality will not be affected?"

Tyrannosaurus is a kind of dinosaur, a Cretaceous creature. I believe everyone knows it. But the main reason why it is called Tyrannosaurus is because of its cruel character. If his mother is affected by this, Li Ye really plans to find her.

To settle the score, the beggar has to knock out one of Ya's teeth.

Ai Xiaoyu laughed: "Ye'er, do you hate Tyrannosaurus? I like it very much~"

Li Ye was startled for a moment. Speaking of which, his mother really liked Tyrannosaurus rex. She would often watch some movies about Tyrannosaurus rex whenever she had nothing to do. Whenever this happened, his father seemed to be very nervous.

, and keep myself away from my mother.

"Xiaoye, it seems we haven't told you that your mother was a bad girl when she was in middle school. She was known as a female tyrannosaurus!" Li Qiang finally woke up from his state of contentment and explained to Li Ye.

"Female, female Tyrannosaurus?"

Li Ye was stunned for a while. Although his mother was a little weird sometimes, in his opinion, she should be a naturally stupid type. But he didn't expect that she was a delinquent girl in middle school and was called a "female tyrannosaurus".

But my mother is also considered a beauty, so how could she have such a title?

"Haha, don't underestimate your mother. She beat all the bad boys in high school to the ground. Your mother was a bad guy in that school at that time, and she was a woman, so naturally she got it.

I’m nicknamed the Female Tyrannosaurus." Li Qiang seemed to see what Li Ziye was thinking, with a look of dismay on his face: "But I am worthy of being Xiao Qiang, I can conquer the Female Tyrannosaurus, I admire you~ Ouch~"

"Xiaoqiang, what are you talking about?" Ai Xiaoyu pinched his waist and stared at her husband with beautiful eyes: "Really, you are talking nonsense in front of your children."

Li Qiang bared his teeth and retorted: "Xiaoyu, this is a fact. Besides, Xiaoye is not young anymore. At our age, she had already given birth to him..."

"You still said that!" Ai Xiaoyu hummed.

"Forget it, forget it~" Li Ye covered his forehead and looked at the two people fighting weakly. The combination of the immortal Xiaoqiang and the female tyrannosaurus was probably unbeatable.

"ah--"

A scream came from the back room, which was extremely harsh.

"There is a thief!" Li Ye immediately had this thought in his mind and immediately rushed into the back room.

After running into the room, Li Ye looked around and found that there was no one in the room. The scream came again. He finally heard it clearly this time. It came from the bathroom.

Without thinking, Li Ye rushed to the bathroom door in a few steps and pushed the door open.

Then Li Ye saw a girl, uh, prepared to say, it should be a girl's naked body.

The girl was facing Li Ye sideways, with a look of fear on her face, as if she had seen something terrible. At this moment, the bathroom door suddenly opened, and she saw the man Li Ye again, and the girl's expression suddenly became more intense.

Emotions such as excitement, shame, annoyance, anger, fear, surprise, etc. are mixed together.

"Snapped--"

Li Ye quickly closed the door, wondering: Could this be an illusion? How could a beautiful girl appear in my bathroom?

Yes, that is a girl with short brown hair, who looks like she is only thirteen or fourteen years old. She has a beautiful face, but her body is extremely slender, she seems to be 1.6 meters tall... (It is not easy for newcomers to write new books. Please support me and save it. Thank you.

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