god level spoof

() Some great person once said: If you don’t have ideals as a human being, what’s the difference between being a salty fish? So, even if you have hundreds of thousands per second, you still have to have ideals...

Uh, that's too far.

After placing the Fire Cloud Evil God, Li Ye quickly took a taxi to Tianyu Media Film and Television Company.

Of course, Li Ye didn't go there to play, or to see his parents, but because - Li Ye's ideal is to be an actor, preferably a comedian, and even better, a director.

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Because it is located in the south of the Yangtze River, there are many mountains and rivers. Looking up, there are green trees and green water everywhere. Li Ye, who was in the car sightseeing along the way, his worries naturally faded away and his mood gradually improved. This place can be called the most beautiful place in the world.

It is a land of outstanding people, and there have been many literati and visitors in history. Wang Xizhi, the great calligrapher of the Jin Dynasty, once lived in this land for a long time.

After arriving at the set, several uncles and aunts greeted him:

"Xiao Ye, you came so early."

"Yes, yes, this boy works very hard."

Li Ye greeted them with a smile and walked into the recording studio.

At this time, a scene was being filmed inside, and Li Ye was packing some debris and doing cleaning work.

After a few minutes, a pretending uncle called Li Ye over. He understood that it was his turn.

Without exception, Li Ye is also a minor player, and he is unpaid. Speaking of which, Li Ye does not come from a wealthy family, but his livelihood is sufficient. The reason why he comes here is purely to pursue his own ideals.

"Director Wang, let's discuss with you whether I should have a line?"

Li Ye had been working as a sidekick and bit player here for three months without even a single line. This time he finally couldn't help but make a request to the young director named Wang. This was partly because he ran into something that happened before.

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Director Wang is a middle-aged man with a very ordinary appearance. The only thing that is unusual is that he has long hair. Perhaps this is the appearance characteristic that he thinks he must have as a director.

In his opinion, Li Ye was the kind of young man who wanted to be a star and dreamed of becoming famous overnight. He did not directly reject Li Ye's request, but asked with interest:

"Oh~ boy, you are playing passerby j now, and passersby a, b, c, d... all have no lines. What do you think is so special about you that you need to have lines?"

When Li Ye heard that the other party did not refuse directly, he answered and argued seriously: "Well, Director Wang, the scene now is a hijacker who is rampant and threatening the passengers in the cabin with a gun. The young man I play should be more passionate.

Son, this is more in line with the character I am currently playing."

"Well, that makes sense. What line do you want to add?"

Director Wang nodded, even though he sneered at Li Ye's words that "young people should have passionate blood" - under the threat of death, blood with high temperature should freeze. But movies are illusory things, so show them appropriately.

The brilliance of human nature is always good.

"Just say, 'All martial arts in the world are invincible, except speed.' What do you think?"

I don't know if it was due to some mistake, but Li Ye subconsciously said this just because the guy Huoyun Evil God suddenly appeared in his mind...

Director Wang was stunned for a moment, with a displeased expression on his face: "Your name is Li Ye, and you are currently filming an action movie, not a comedy. In this kind of scene, as a passerby, you should be scared out of your wits.

There is a line that should be 'Don't kill me'."

"But Director Wang, according to psychology, criminals will react to the other party's abrupt words to a certain extent..." Li Ye still did not give up and tried his best to persuade.

"Li Ye, are you the director or am I the director?"

Director Wang's tone suddenly became serious. Facing a minor actor who dared to argue with him, he felt that his dignity as a director had been challenged.

"Of course you are the director, then let me change the line..."

"No change!" Director Wang's tone became more serious, and he said: "You are here today. As a high school student, I think you should focus on studying and think about it when you go back."

Seeing what Li Ye wanted to say, several uncles and aunties gathered around and tried to persuade him:

"Yes, Xiaoye, the director is right, you high school students are already having a hard time studying..."

"Stop arguing with the director and go back today?"

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Li Ye's home was not far from Tianyu Media Film and Television Company. On the way back, Li Ye did not take a taxi. Thinking of what he had said to Director Wang, he understood that he still had not settled down.

Just kidding, I met Boos, the villain in the movie, and he is also a guy who kills people easier than chopping vegetables. Li Ye, who is responsible for the safety of the entire earth at the moment, is really called Yali Shanda.

After thinking wildly in his mind for a while, Li Ye finally understood one thing: his future life may be quite wonderful, comparable to that of the anti-Japanese heroes of the past, and the kind of legendary ones, but Huang Jiguang is still

With Qiu Shaoyun and Dong Cunrui as companions, he was probably alone and alone against the enemy.

However, the optimistic spirit inherited from someone of the previous generation showed up in Li Ye. After extreme depression, there was extreme taboo ecstasy.

Li Ye, who was walking on the street, suddenly laughed, with a mood of "Others laugh at me for being crazy, but I laugh at others because they can't see through it." Immediately, passers-by had to pay attention to him.

I don’t know if any great person has ever said that life is like a play, and Li Ye had this realization at this moment.

After reviewing what the old beggar said, Li Ye began to think about how he should deal with those people from movies in the next few days... Well, it might be more than just movies. After all, the old guy said that it is multi-dimensional and multi-dimensional.

The world certainly contains characters from novels, history, etc.

Like other high school students, because the school is close to home, Li Ye often goes home. Basically, he sleeps at home for two nights out of every three days. The rest of the day, he usually sleeps at school with his best friend.

In the dormitory.

Li Ye has a very good relationship with his family. His family is an ordinary family of three. His grandparents, uncles, aunts and other relatives and friends are far away from here. The reason is very simple - Li Ye's father and mother were in the fifteenth century.

That boundary was crossed at the age of 16, and Li Ye was born at the age of 16. Before the bell of the 21st century rang, the actions of the couple were naturally not influenced by the outdated ideas of the previous generation.

accept.

"I will treat you as my son (daughter)!" Li Ye's grandfather and grandpa said this sixteen years ago, even though Li Ye's nainai and grandma were interceding hard on the side.

Because of this, Li Ye's parents took Li Ye away from home and worked hard, and finally settled here.

Li Ye is sixteen years old this year, and his parents have been together for sixteen years, but their relationship is still as hot and wild as a young boy and a girl in their prime. Perhaps because of this, they don't look older - confirming an old saying

:Having a young mentality is truly young.

Li Ye, who grew up in such a bad family environment, is naturally lucky. No good thing can compare to the happiness of a family. The destination of love and friendship is family affection.

"Wow, Xiaoye, you are finally back. You scared your father and me to death."

The moment he walked into the house, Li Ye was hugged fiercely by a man and shouted. After understanding what this guy said, everyone probably understood his identity - Father Li.

Father Li’s name is Li Qiang, nicknamed Xiaoqiang. Of course, Li Ye can’t be called that.

"Dad, let me ask you something...let me go first."

After Li Qiang let go of his son, he put on his signature smile and said, "Xiaoye, I know what you want to ask. Is it about that old guy?"

"Ha - it's really you who... agreed to that old beggar!" Li Ye shouted, staring at his unscrupulous father with inexplicable excitement.

"Xiaoye, I'm thinking about you. You have to choose anyway, and your father and I are a man in his thirties after all, and my thinking is more mature than yours. The third choice I made for you is the most suitable for you.

. Besides, dad will help you."

"I don't care, you disrespect my privacy too much."

Li Ye gritted his teeth and shouted, getting into a posture: "Lao Qiang, I want to fight you to the death today!"

"Your father, I have already taken that old beggar's elixir. If you fight with me, you are still far behind."

"..." Li Ye's cheeks stiffened, looking at the proud Li Qiang in front of him, he roared in his heart: Damn it, everyone else is cheating on me, why am I being cheated by dad!