god level spoof

() What will be the consequences if a high-speed truck hits a person?

At this moment, Li Ye was equivalent to the high-speed truck, and the god in front was a person. What he was worried about was not himself, but whether the other person would be hit and killed by him.

But at this moment, Li Ye could no longer stop himself instantly, because when he found someone in front of him, he was about to bump into him...

"Bang——"

Amidst the loud noise of objects colliding, Li Ye also stopped himself instantly. He only felt a flash of light, and pieces of lotus petals filled with divine light and fragrance were flying all over the sky, but they gradually turned into flying objects.

Ash……

Li Ye was stunned, not because he was in a beautiful, but zero-adjusted world of life and death, but because of a girl, a young girl who seemed to be only fifteen or sixteen years old:

The tassel is dripping with green pearls, the fragrant ring is knotted with precious stones, the dark clouds are cleverly folded around the dragon jing, and the embroidered ribbon is light with colorful phoenix feathers. The jasper buttons and plain robes are shrouded in auspicious light; the brocade skirt is covered with golden ropes, and the auspicious aura covers the welcome. The eyebrows are like

The small moon has eyes like twin stars. It has five faces and is naturally happy, and its lips are a little red.

This is really a fairy, a goddess who is not inferior to Athena in beauty.

She was holding a jade vase in both hands, with a willow in it. At this moment, she was looking at Li Ye strangely, her beautiful eyes full of inexplicable light.

Li Ye looked at it carefully for a few more times, and an idea came to his mind. The girl in front of him seemed to be... Guanyin.

Guanyin is naturally Guanyin Bodhisattva, and can also be called Guanyin Bodhisattva, Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva, Guangshiyin Bodhisattva, etc. The literal explanation is the Bodhisattva who "observes the voices (of people in the world)" and is one of the four great Bodhisattvas. She looks dignified and kind, and often

Holding a pure vase and a willow tree, it possesses boundless wisdom and magical powers, is merciful and compassionate, and saves all suffering in the world. When people encounter disasters, they just need to recite its name and go to save it, so it is called Guanshiyin.

"It seems that Guanyin is really a beauty!"

Li Ziye murmured in his mind and made a judgment at the same time - the Guanyin in Journey to the West is definitely a woman.

At this time, Guanyin suddenly smiled sweetly and said: "I have a wonderful and kind body, but I don't know your husband's name?"

"ha--"

Li Ye's mouth was wide open and he couldn't close it for a long time.

First of all, if the other party claims to be Miaoshan, then it must be Guanshiyin!

The most widely circulated allusion about the origin of Guanyin is that in her previous life, she was the daughter of the ancient Miaozhuang King - the third princess, also known as Princess Miaoshan. Because she believed in Buddhism since she was a child, she was unwilling to marry. King Miaozhuang was furious and ordered

He was beheaded and displayed to the public, and his soul fell into hell. After hearing the news, the Jade Emperor ordered the King of Hell to rescue Miaoshan's soul and resurrect Miaoshan in the purple bamboo forest. From then on, Miaoshan saved all living beings, performed good deeds in the world, and transformed into Guanyin Bodhisattva.

In Journey to the West, Guanyin lives in the Purple Bamboo Forest, so the origin of Guanyin can naturally be traced back to this allusion.

Li Ye was surprised, not because he confirmed the identity of the girl in front of him, nor because Guanyin asked his name, but because Guanyin called him...

Sir!

What does it mean?

Although Li Ye has never read Buddhist scriptures and is not familiar with Buddhist principles, he is certain that the word "Xianggong" will never appear in Buddhist books, let alone from the mouth of a Buddhist practitioner.

Li Ye took out his ears fiercely, suspecting that there was something wrong with his ears, and then he answered unnaturally: "Miss, I'm Li Ye..."

"Miss?"

Guanyin's beautiful eyebrows were clustered, and she stared at her beautiful eyes and said: "How can my husband be so caring about his wife, and teach her good things but make her sad?"

Her words are not as pleasant as ordinary sounds, but have a purity of their own, which makes people forget everything in the world. At this moment, she looks aggrieved, and her beautiful face is full of sadness, which makes me feel pity for her.

What?

Mother, mother!

If Guanyin just said the word "Xiangong", it can be regarded as a slip of the tongue, but what is the explanation for the word "Niangzi"?

And she’s still ‘my own wife!’

Doesn't this mean that Guanyin regards Li Ye as her husband...

Li Ye's eyes were fixed on Guanyin's beautiful face, and his heart was beating fast. But because the matter was so ridiculous, his heart was actually as bright as a mirror: "I don't know why Guanyin is willing to be my wife, even though she is

The most beautiful person in history, but I am a human being and I don’t like love without reason. So... I can only have sex with you, and if I give birth to a son or daughter, it will be yours, and I will not be responsible~"

"Beast~" the chicken muttered softly.

Li Ye glared at Xiaoji fiercely and said: "Of course, if I fall in love with you, I will naturally take responsibility."

"Your Majesty, your words are wrong~"

Avalokitesvara shook her head and said: "My lord, you know that the seven emotions and six emotions of wonderful goodness have broken away from the original mind. After today, the six roots of wonderful goodness are difficult to purify, and the four elements are empty. The love of children is more important than the people in the world. The joys and sorrows are also taught.

I am both worried and happy.”

"..." Li Ye touched his head with a headache. He really didn't understand what Guanyin said.

If understood literally, Guanyin means that she is no longer a Bodhisattva, but an ordinary woman.

With seven emotions and six yu,

And the six roots are difficult to purify,

There are also four great voids,

This simply refers to an ordinary person!

The teachings of Buddhism are to abstain from the seven emotions and six emotions, keep the six roots pure, and make the four elements empty, so as to achieve full self-awareness, awareness of others, perfect awareness and conduct, true knowledge and seeing of the nature of all dharma, and achievement of the great sage who is fully enlightened - that is,

Buddha.

Li Yeye read Lightning Flash and said: "Show me the evidence. You said you have seven emotions and six emotions. I can also say that I don't have seven emotions and six emotions. Do you believe it?"

Although the two were talking, the distance between them was nearly a hundred meters, because their strength was at the top level and their eyesight was naturally not bad, and they could easily see each other's faces.

At this moment, Guanyin suddenly stepped forward and appeared less than a foot away in front of Li Ye. The two people's eyes immediately met, and each other's breath could flow to each other's nose.

Being able to see the true face of Guanyin at a close distance made Li Ye even more dazzled. He smelled a scent of musk in his nose, which made him a little restless.

Guanyin's eyes looked at Li Ye, revealing the fascination that only a little daughter can have. It seemed that Li Ye was the prince charming in his heart. She whispered: "My seven emotions and six desires are sealed in Guanyin's lotus platform, and they are sealed in the jade bottle."

My six roots were broken, and my four elements were sealed in the willow. But today, my lotus platform has been broken, so I have seven emotions and six yu again."

"Your lotus platform is broken?" Li Ye was puzzled. He was a little strange just now. Logically speaking, Guanyin should be sitting on the lotus platform, but it was not easy to ask him when he saw her for the first time.

Guanyin glared at Li Ye and said coquettishly: "Isn't my lotus platform broken by my husband?"

"How is this a Bodhisattva? It's even more enchanting than a demon!" Li Zhiyi yelled and couldn't bear it. At the same time, his face stiffened, thinking of the lotus petals that had just turned into ashes - could it be that Guanyin's lotus platform was really him?

Broken?

After reasoning about what happened, Li Ye was finally able to confirm that he was flying at a hundred times the speed of light, completely destroying Guanyin's lotus platform in one fell swoop. And Guanyin's lotus platform blocked her seven emotions and six yu, and the lotus platform

Once destroyed, Guanyin regained its seven emotions and six emotions.

"But your jade vase and willow are still good." Li Ye saw the jade vase and the willow in Guanyin's hand.

Guanyin slowly stretched her hand to her mouth and blew on the jade bottle and willow. Immediately, the jade bottle and willow turned into fly ash and disappeared instantly. She looked at Li Ye and said, "Do you believe it now?"

The seven emotions, six yin, six roots, and four elements have all been unlocked by Xianggong. Starting from this day, Miaoshan is Guanyin and no longer Guanyin."

"Oh moldy tofu~ It's a sin, it's a sin~" Li Ye clasped his hands together and shouted in his heart, "It's a sin."

Seeing the way Guanyin looked at him, Li Ye understood something - there is no longer Guanyin Bodhisattva in Buddhism, and Tathagata, the Indian prince, seemed to be missing a big helping hand.

Guanyin didn't know what Li Ziye was thinking, but smiled sweetly and said: "Ms. sir, where were you going just now?"

"Hmm..." Li Ye looked at Guanyin's charming smile, swallowed his saliva subconsciously, and said, "Go and eat Zhen Yuanzi's ginseng fruit!"

"As expected of my husband, he is so cool to be a robber!" Guanyin's beautiful eyes were shining with joy, and she hugged Li Ye's left arm: "Hehe... As the saying goes, when you marry a chicken, follow the chicken, and when you marry a dog, follow the chicken.

Dog, wherever my husband goes, my wife will naturally follow her..."

Li Ye's body shook violently, he flicked the five fingers of his left hand, and looked at his sweet-tongued little lady with blazing eyes: "Guanyin~ Why? You want to force me!"