god level spoof

() How did Guanyin become a Bodhisattva? Li Ye had deep doubts in his heart - if Guanyin had liked Buddhism since she was a child, why did she suddenly adapt to becoming an ordinary young girl now?

This is abnormal and really inconsistent with common sense, so there is only one explanation: Guanyin has no intention of becoming a Bodhisattva...

But now, Li Ye was not in the mood to think about this problem, because his body was once again out of control. The power in his body began to surge, and there were waves of instinctive throbs, causing his blood and body temperature to continue to rise again.

high.

Previously, because Li Ye smelled a bit of blood, he lost control of the power in his body and aroused the desire to kill.

At this moment, Li Ye lost control of his power because of Guanyin's body fragrance and the wonderful touch, and at the same time aroused a huge instinctive desire.

Li Ye's mentality is not at the level where he can control the power in his body, so as long as he receives a little stimulation, his emotions will naturally become huge and out of control.

Se is emptiness. This Buddhist principle is completely ineffective when applied to Li Ye.

At this moment, Li Yehou was so anxious that he turned over and hugged Guanyin's delicate body, while pressing on Guanyin's body - blasphemy, this is the legendary blasphemy.

In the mythical world, Zhu Bajie, the majestic Tianpeng Marshal, teased Chang'e and was demoted to the earth to be a pig. The Seven Fairies and Dong Yong were even more pitiful. They both gave birth to children, but they could only see each other once a year. After that, they were more than three hundred years old.

God, I can only stare at each other...

Both of the above are female immortals, and Guanyin is a female Buddha. This nature should be more serious.

…

Just when Li Ye ripped off Guanyin's Su Luo robe and buried his head and face on Guanyin's two jade mountains, a shocking scolding came:

"Be reckless!~"

The sound of these two words was like a Buddhist mantra. The sound could break the sky, but it also purified the world. Li Ye's body was shaken and he woke up.

But in front of me, I saw a monk who was 1.6 feet tall, with a kind face and kind eyebrows, fat ears and drooping shoulders. He was wearing a bun and was sitting on a nine-pin lotus platform.

Tathagata!

Li Ye didn't need to think too much, and he knew the identity of the guy in front of him. This was an awesome character in Journey to the West, and he single-handedly planned the direction of Journey to the West.

The Tathagata had an angry look on his face and sneered at Li Ye: "Who are you, a monster? How dare you blaspheme our teachings on Bodhisattvas. You are such a beast in the first world, how could you have such evil thoughts! You are not a son of man! You are not a son of man! I will destroy you!"

Longevity is counted! Convert to me as soon as possible and don’t talk nonsense! But I might be poisoned and die in an instant. It’s a pity for your true colors!”

"..." When Li Ye heard this, he became angry and happy. This Tathagata really knows how to speak:

First give yourself the identity of a monster,

Then he convicted himself of blasphemy against the Bodhisattva.

He also called himself a beast who was born as a human being in his first life,

Then he threatened himself that his life would be shortened.

Finally, I have to surrender myself and convert to Buddhism without even being able to speak...

Li Ye grinned and said: "Tathagata, please understand first that I am a human being! As the master of Buddhism, you can't even see my true face. It's ridiculous! It's ridiculous! And Guanyin is no longer a Bodhisattva.

, Her lotus stand, jade vase and willows were all destroyed, her seven emotions, six emotions, six sense organs and four elements returned to her original heart. She is already an ordinary woman. She has sex with me as a man and a woman. What crime is there?"

Upon hearing this, Tathagata's face darkened, and he shouted sternly: "What a arrogant evildoer, who confuses right and wrong and doesn't understand right and wrong..."

At this time, Guanyin said dissatisfiedly: "Tathagata, I respect you as the Lord of Buddhism. I only say one thing: I am his wife, and no one can separate us two."

"You are indeed a monster, and you dare to deceive the Buddha mind of the Bodhisattva I teach!"

Tathagata ignored Guanyin, but scolded Li Ye again, and then said: "I don't know what you are capable of, how dare you bully my Buddha!"

Li Ye frowned, this Tathagata was really good at talking.

What does "How dare you bully my Buddha!"

That is to intensify Li Ye's crime, and at the same time implicate the saint, the teacher of Tathagata - the Taoist guide.

My Buddha, Amitabha, usually guides and guides Taoists. At this moment, when Tathagata says this, he is asking: What ability do you have to dare to deceive and guide Taoists?

Li Ye understood that if he didn't answer a word well, he might really offend the saint.

It's not that saints are so boring, they will come out just because someone curses them, but because it is happening now, Li Ye is the one who makes Guanyin, one of the four great Bodhisattvas of Buddhism, the most famous and the most widely spread.

Buddhist cadres leave without authorization.

Guanyin quits, which is a huge loss to Buddhism.

The saint has insight into everything and knows the world clearly. How could he not know? Maybe he is preparing to find an opportunity to show up now and give Li Ye a good beating. After that, he will either incorporate Li Ye into Buddhism or simply turn into ashes.

Ash - the wrath of the saint is no joke after all.

"Tathagata, you are talking nonsense! I became a mortal again because of my husband-in-law, and I should be his wife. This is destined by God. Could it be that you want to go against heaven?" Guanyin naturally spoke for her husband-in-law.

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Li Ye's attitude was firm and decisive, and he hugged Guanyin tighter, not only to compete for words, but also to appreciate Guanyin's persistence and pursuit of love.

"Monster, you really want to be stubborn..." Tathagata said again.

"Don't you understand human language? I told you, I'm human!"

Li Ye repeated his statement with some displeasure, and then hummed: "If you call me wrong again, I will sue you for disrespecting human rights."

The Tathagata said: "Monster, if you are willing to enter my Buddhist door, I will ensure that all your sins are eliminated, and I can also make you a Buddha. Your merits will be immeasurable."

"Did this monk listen to what I was saying?"

The corner of Li Ye's mouth twitched and he shouted: "I have told you several times that I am a human being! Also, I will not join Buddhism. How noble is a Buddha? How can I, an ordinary person, be qualified?

Want to be a Buddha? Just let other 'monsters' do it."

"Monster, how dare you treat me like a Buddha..." Tathagata scolded.

Before Tathagata could finish speaking, Li Ye shouted: "Stop talking nonsense, let's fight first!"

He unleashed all his power at once, and Goku's Saiyan blood boiled unbridled. Li Ye immediately changed his appearance, his hair instantly grew to a shawl, his eye circles became black, covered with red body hair, and a red tail appeared behind his butt.

Li Yimei suddenly moved and said in his heart: "Potential, stimulate my full potential!"

At this moment, Li Yeling's divine power turned into the power of desire to stimulate the potential of his Saiyan bloodline...

In an instant, 10% of Athena's divine power in Li Ye's body was consumed, and Li Ye changed again. His hair stood on end, his eyes and the whites of his eyes were pitch black, looking hideous and terrifying...

When Athena's divine power was consumed by 50%, Li Ye changed again, and his whole person returned to his original state, but his hair turned red, and his eyes were also red, with a burning light.

However, at this moment, Li Ye was already terrifyingly powerful. His huge power even caused the space to tremble, and the turbulent flow of time and space flashed around him...