god level spoof

() "I mean, you two, can you speak first?"

Li Ye asked. Although he didn't have much confidence in his heart, he still decided to stop the fight between the two.

But what made him feel so sore was that Ximen Chuixue and Dugu Qiubai ignored his existence.

The two of them were less than three feet apart, and they were both suspended in the air - Li Ye really didn't know what level of Qinggong this was.

Generally speaking, the Qinggong of martial arts masters can only fly a certain distance. Qinggong such as floating on water requires some water to borrow strength. However, Ximen Chuixue and Dugu Qiubai in front of them broke this common sense. The two of them were able to stay in the water.

In mid-air, the realm clearly surpassed those fancy Qinggong.

After Li Ye was surprised for a while, he finally felt bored.

For half an hour, the two guys stood facing each other for half an hour. Li Ye really admired the two of them. They were worthy of the level of Sword God and Sword Demon. Their expressions did not even change.

"I won't let you play for free. I'm going to take a shower."

Li Ye said lazily, walked out of his room, and headed straight for the bathroom.

Lying in the bathtub, Li Ye half-squinted his eyes and hummed happily: "The unique move is good for martial arts. The eighteen palms can subdue the dragon with one use, showing great majesty. Is the man here a hero? Who is the great hero? She Diaowan

The iron bow, the reputation of the world is known to the north, south, west and east, the great achievements are great, is the man here a hero, who is the great hero, one yang refers to the toad skill, evil in the east and poison in the south, the emperor in the north has magical powers, the good Guo Jing is beautiful and Huang Rong, who is

After all, he is a great hero..."

After singing a few songs, Li Ye stood up, wiped off the water stains, and slowly went up to the second floor.

After returning to his room, Li Ye took a closer look. The situation outside the window seemed to be very tense. The two guys, Ximen Chuixue and Dugu Qiubai, were vigorously building momentum, shaking their eyes at each other, and fiercely exchanging glances with each other -

—To use a line from Kung Fu, it’s a “spiritual confrontation.”

"What's going on? What's going on? Why are you making such a fuss after I left for a while?" Li Ye said in a pretense of surprise, closed the door with his backhand, and locked it.

He moved a armchair to the window, ignored the two people's strong aura, straightened his bathrobe, and then Li Ye began to persuade: "Let me tell you, why are you doing this? I just saw that you were still

There was a feeling of sympathy for each other, but why did they suddenly look like enemies?

"Ximen Chuixue, Dugu Qiubai, Sword God, Sword Demon, you are all masters. It is said that a master must have master's cultivation, do you think this is true? Now even the black hands in the movie

The party godfathers have said that if we can avoid killing people, we should try our best not to kill people.

"Look, the gangsters are starting to understand. As masters, legends, and martial arts legends, you can't just rely on force... If you have any differences or grievances, you just need to sit down and talk about it.

Once we have a discussion, you can raise any issues you have and study them to solve them. Why do you have to fight..."

…

Li Ye tried his best to intervene from many angles, but in the end it all ended in vain. The two guys continued to look at each other when they needed to, and continued to show off their aura when they needed to.

"I'll censor you!"

I uttered two words from the bottom of my heart, and in the end I could only laugh and say: "In short...peace is supreme, peace is supreme!"

Li Ye squirted for a long time. He had used up a lot of energy and water in his body. He was going to cook.

Turning to look at the two guys, Li Ye asked: "Hey, do you want to eat? I heard that the internal strength of the martial arts practitioner mainly relies on refining the energy in the body and storing the unused energy.

It condenses into internal force bit by bit. So where is the main source of energy? There is no doubt that it is food.

"So those who practice martial arts must have good nutrition. Although it is said that after practicing to the innate realm, you can absorb the essence of heaven and earth from the heaven and earth, but now this is the earth, and the air pollution is very serious. If you really absorb that

The damn air...well, the essence of heaven and earth, I guess it can only absorb the nitrogen dioxide emitted by factories and the essence of car exhaust..."

Regardless of whether the two of them heard what he was saying, Li Ye went straight into the kitchen.

Speaking of which, Li Ye's father and mother are both cooking idiots, but as their son, Li Ye is unusually talented in cooking.

According to Li Qiang's words: "Son, you are destined to be a famous chef. Don't become an actor. It is unwise to throw away your strengths and try to use your weaknesses."

Li Ye naturally sneered at this. As for cooking, what's so difficult about it? It's mainly just a matter of skill and reasonable combinations.

"Ye'er, haven't we already had dinner? Why..."

This was Ai Xiaoyu's voice. At this moment, she was staying in the back room with her husband Li Qiang, watching "The Eighth First Love in the World". Suddenly she saw the kitchen light turn on, so she naturally asked.

Li Qiang quickly stopped him and said, "It's okay, it's okay. I happen to be hungry too, so I'll let Xiao Ye do it."

Forty minutes later, a table of delicious and fragrant dishes was ready.

Li Qiang and his wife hurriedly gathered around them. Before they could say anything, Li Ye waved his hand and said, "You must have a balanced diet. You have already had dinner. You are not allowed to eat any more."

"Ah, why is it like this?"

"Ye'er, mom is really hungry..."

"Mom, if I remember correctly, you just ate three bowls of rice and there were so many vegetables. Are you hungry so quickly? Do you think you really turned into a tyrannosaurus?"

Li Ye mercilessly exposed his mother's excuse for being greedy, and glanced at Li Qiang: "Also, Xiao Qiang's appetite shouldn't be so big, because I didn't even have enough to eat."

"..." Li Qiang and his wife finally exited in defeat, leaving Li Ye alone eating greasy food.

After finishing a table of dishes, Li Ye himself was shocked. It seemed that he really regarded food as the best mental tonic this time.

After patting his bulging belly, Li Ye did not forget to clean up the debris. After cleaning the dishes, Li Ye went to take a bath again. Of course, this time he took a bath in cold water, and it didn't last long.

Putting on the bathrobe that had been dried in the washing machine again, Li Ye felt refreshed and energetic, burping several times, and then walked up to the second floor...

After opening the door, I saw a spectacular scene: lasers were flashing, some flashed past my eyes in an instant, making holes in the wall, and some smashed vases...

"ha--"

Li Ye opened his mouth, and finally his expression turned indifferent: "You continue, I am going to log in to Qidian to look for books. Please take it easy and don't hit my computer."

With that said, Li Ye moved the couch to the computer after dodging several laser beams. After turning on the computer, he stood up and dodged several laser beams. He made a cup of coffee, sat back in front of the computer again, crossed his legs and opened the computer.

The web page of starting point...