god level spoof

() At one o'clock in the morning, after watching the update, Li Ye turned off the computer, yawned, and said without looking back: "Please lower your voice, please. I'm going to bed. I have classes tomorrow."

So Ximen Chuixue and Dugu Qiubei began to compete with each other in terms of internal strength...o(︶︿︶)o

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Summer nights are short-lived, and it's already dawn. Li Ye got up refreshed, brushed his teeth, washed his face, and pee...

Then go downstairs and into the kitchen.

I fried eggs for three people, made beef steak for three people, and cooked noodles for three people.

After finishing his portion, Li Ye washed his tableware, bag, picked up his mobile phone, and hurried to the door. Suddenly, he seemed to have thought of something, and went upstairs again to his room.

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I saw Ximen Chuixue and Dugu Qiubai no longer suspended in the air, but sitting on the floor in front of the window. The two of them had their palms connected and their faces were pale. They seemed to be competing for their internal strength, and it had reached a fever pitch.

——Li Ye faintly saw white steam rising from the heads of the two men.

"It seems that you are still very angry. That's just right. I haven't prepared anything for you. What you want to eat and what to do will be discussed when I come back in the afternoon. Also, if you have nothing to do, take a look at the book under my bed. Don't worry.

Running around, the earth is in danger..."

After Li Ye explained a few words, he turned around and went out.

"Hi~Good morning!"

"Good morning, I seem to be in a good mood today."

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Along the way, some aunts and uncles nearby greeted Li Ye, but Li Ye always maintained a warm smile.

It wasn't until school that this situation changed.

"Ha, savage, has the sun risen from the west? You can also come to school so early."

The voice coming from behind made Li Ye realize that it was his best friend - Cao Jian. As expected, a palm wind had already struck, and Li Ye tilted his body and dodged without thinking.

Immediately, in Li Ye's original position, a young man with dyed yellow hair leaned forward as if he was weightless, waving his hands desperately, and finally prevented himself from falling.

Cao Jian was a little depressed: "Savage, what's going on? I found that you seem to have made great progress. If it were normal, you would never be able to escape."

"There is no way. I have experienced real strong winds and waves. How can such a pediatric sneak attack hurt me?" Li Ye answered cooperatively. Of course, his words were not a lie, but Cao Jian obviously couldn't understand it.

"Okay, okay, I won't talk nonsense with you anymore."

Cao Jian was the first to change the topic, and his expression became serious: "Savage, after more than ten years of accumulation, I have enough experience in picking up girls, so I believe that with my hands, I can definitely do it.

Become the modern pick-up king!”

"Yes Yes……"

Li Ye nodded cooperatively. He would not waste any more expressions on Cao Jian who was in this state.

"What is a real man?" Cao Jian's voice suddenly became high-pitched, and his expression became more holy and glorious: "A real man is a man who aspires to become a god of picking up girls and devotes his whole life to the greatness of conquering girls.

In his career, he can use the wisdom of an eternity and the soul of an eternity to overthrow all kinds of girls...

"...Yes, with such a man, there is only one...supreme house god in the world, and even the entire universe - Cao Jian!"

The above magnificent words are what Li Ye hears every day. They are also Cao Jian's routine spiritual motto. They can also be called the pillars of his soul!

That's what I say, but there are probably not many people who really agree with it.

Just like now, there are only two grown men, Li Ye and Cao Jian, on the tree-lined paths of the campus.

Those girls who heard Cao Jian's declaration fled in all directions, with only one thought in their minds: Those two guys are perverts - there is no way, Li Ye is right next to Cao Jian.

As for the male classmates, they all showed indifferent expressions towards the two of them. Of course, no one dared to provoke them.

Li Ye and Cao Jian are both freshmen in high school. Although the two of them did not have a relationship that they grew up with, they are close friends (bad friends?). They can be called iron buddies.

Everything started last year. The two of them entered the No. 8 Middle School (Eighth High School) at the same time and became the new students of No. 8 Middle School.

There are few unchanging truths in the world, but one thing is: every time you enter a new environment, you must be mentally prepared to meet any challenge.

Obviously, both Li Ye and Cao Jian lack this.

Almost at the same time, the two of them were bullied by the seniors in their senior year of high school... Naturally, both of them broke out and fought with the seniors in their senior year of high school.

After this happened, both of them were called to the principal's office and received a three-hour lecture from a middle-aged man who was bald and balding.

Einstein's theory of relativity was revealed at this moment - three hours, which was neither short nor long, but Li Ye and Cao Jian became best friends and could truly work together.

Jian, you can bear the nickname of "foolish friend" without caring.

From then on, the two of them were a pair of veritable delinquents in the eyes of the other students in the school.

To put it this way, Li Ye did not embarrass his mother, who was known as the female tyrannosaurus when he was young. He could be said to have inherited her fine style.

From a social perspective, bad behavior is actually correct. There are various shortcomings in modern life. Some people are not open-minded enough, too pedantic, and old-fashioned, which leads to psychological changes in teenagers. Bad behavior is normal behavior in the process of growing up.

, is a manifestation of rebellious psychology.

The characteristics of a bad boy should include the following: smoking, drinking, fighting, and swearing.

But Li Ye and Cao Jian should be exceptions. They don't smoke or drink much. If they want to fight, it's rare, unless it's special circumstances. As for swearing...it's hard to beat them, it's already the age, who can

Only ivory comes out of its mouth?

If we really want to give them a position, the title of delinquent boy cannot be compared with the two of them.

It is precisely because of this that occasionally there are people who hold different views on the two of them...

"Li Ye, Cao Jian, you two, why don't you go to the classroom quickly? Class will start soon."

A girl with long hair walked straight over and yelled at the two of them. If this girl was related to the two of them, she could only be regarded as the classmate of the same grade - the monitor of class 1 (3) - Ye Zi.

, that is, the direct subordinates of the two.

"Okay, wake up. The final exam will be in a few days. We can't be too embarrassed." Li Ye patted Cao Jian's shoulder. Cao Jian was planning to have a good time, but he saw the domineering look in Ye Zi's beautiful eyes.

, and finally wisely chose to obey.

Under Ye Zi's urging, the two of them wandered back to the classroom. The tense study atmosphere before the final exam forced the two of them to get serious...;