god level spoof

() The day at school passed quickly. During this period, except for Ye Zi, the conscientious class monitor, who came to chat with Li Ye and Cao Jian, no one else came to talk to them.

This is not to say that the popularity of the two is so different, but because the final exam is approaching, and all students, whether they are outstanding or just temporary, want to get a slightly better grade.

As for Ye Zi, let's not mention it. Her grades have been constant - first place in the whole grade. There is no way, because class (3) is the best class in the first grade. As the class president, Ye Zi naturally relies on her grades.

Taken for granted.

Naturally, the results of the two people who were taken care of by Ye Zi were not much different. In the final analysis, they did not hate studying.

After school, Li Ye naturally said goodbye to Cao Jian, but there were still two great masters at home.

If it were normal, Li Ye would just play a minor role, so let's forget about it today. There are more important things than this for the time being.

After rushing home in a hurry, Li Ye rushed up to the second floor without saying a word.

After opening his room, the scene in front of him made Li Ye extremely speechless:

On the floor in front of the window, two people sitting opposite each other were spitting foam from their mouths - there was no doubt that these two guys were Ximen Chuixue and Dugu Qiubai.

"No, are these two guys enemies in the past life? They have to fight to the death."

Li Yezi cursed in his heart and covered his eyes and face with his hands, as if he couldn't bear to see two mythical heroes in martial arts die in front of him.

But the situation was more terrifying than Li Ye imagined. Ximen Chuixue's voice came: "I have pressed your pulse, you are dead!"

"Hey, I've already pressed your pulse."

Dugu Qiubai's slightly crazy voice made Li Ye's balls hurt when he heard it.

Li Ye looked up and found that Ximen Chuixue's hands and Dugu Qiubing's hands were crossed. His right hand grabbed Dugu Qiubing's left wrist, while Dugu Qiubing's right hand grabbed Ximen Chuixue's left wrist.

parts.

It seems that this is good, neither of you will suffer. Li Zhiyi thought to himself, seeing the two of them pressing each other's veins more desperately than the other, he came to the worst conclusion - to die together.

After Li Ziye came up with this idea, even he felt a little funny: Are the majestic sword gods and sword demons, the pinnacle figures in the Jin Lao martial arts world and the pinnacle figures in the ancient martial arts world, actually going to die like this?

Does it really confirm the old saying - Wen Wu is the first, Wu Wu is the second.

That's right. After all, one is a lonely sword demon who only wants to be defeated, while the other is a sword god who will definitely kill people once he takes action. When the two meet, they are naturally like tit-for-tat.

If it's a fight, that's abnormal.

"I can understand it, and I can understand it, but..." Li Ye took a deep breath, clenched his fists, and then roared loudly: "...You all stop it!"

At this moment, Li Ye's level of awesomeness was absolutely unprecedented. Facing two mythical figures in the martial arts world, he actually called himself 'Lao Tzu'. It is estimated that if he said it, anyone would ask: Are you looking for death?

The fact seems to be true. Ximen Chuixue and Dugu Qiubai looked at Li Ye at the same time - this was the first time that the two of them had reacted to Li Ye, but they didn't know what it meant - whether they would because of

Li Ye was offended and killed him?

Li Ye's expression did not change and he continued: "You can decide the winner if you want, but why are you in a hurry? You only have one life, and you will never come back after you die. Besides, it's a long time to come.

You didn’t decide the winner this time, but you can continue next time. Do you think this is the right way to go?”

…

Silence, wordless silence lasted for several minutes. Finally, Ximen Chuixue and Dugu Qiubai looked at each other again, nodded and said in unison: "That makes sense..."

"call--"

Li Ye breathed a big sigh of relief. It seemed that what he said was effective, and the two of them seemed to have thought about it.

In just a few minutes, Li Ye felt as if several years had passed. The looks in Ximen Chuixue and Dugu Qiubai's eyes made him unpredictable, like a deep pool...

Wiping the sweat from his forehead, Li Ye said with a smile: "Then get up quickly, the three of us have a drink, and we will be friends from now on."

"You release my pulse first." Dugu Qiubai said.

Ximen Chuixue asked back: "Then why didn't you release my pulse first?"

"You were the one who grabbed my pulse first, now of course it's you who let me go first."

"Who said I caught your pulse first? It was obviously you..."

…

"Hehe~ You are dead, I will never let go this time."

"Huh, just kidding, do you think I will let go before you are dead?"

Seeing the two of them fighting again, Li Yeye felt a deep sense of powerlessness. Most of what he just said was probably ignored by both of them.

After Li Ye understood that it was useless no matter what he said, he felt very angry.

In his opinion, no matter how good they are, Dugu Qiubai and Ximen Chuixue are still mythical figures. In front of a 'charlatan' like him, they should have the demeanor of a master and have the compassion of a great master for the common people.

Yes - but in fact, what the two of them did caused Li Ye a huge blow.

I have said at least more than a hundred words to the two of them, but so far, the two of them have only exchanged glances...

The more he thought about it, the angrier Li Ye became. Although the two guys in front of him were very strong, they couldn't completely ignore my existence - no matter what, my territory... I have the final say!

That's what he said, but Li Ye really couldn't think of a way to do it for the time being. The two of them sat on the floor. If he provoked him, he probably wouldn't know how he died. Moreover, the two of them didn't listen to what he said.

Li Ye found that he had absolutely no means to deal with these two guys. These two guys were definitely more troublesome than the Fire Cloud Evil God...

No matter how much Li Ye predicted, he never expected that such a thing would happen. It turns out that the real masters are the real difficulties!

Moreover, two such troublesome and difficult masters came at once, and it seemed that they really wanted to make things easier for me.

I'm kidding you! If you live in this kind of environment, I'll probably grow old!

Just when Li Ziyi was cursing and complaining, the situation changed again:

Originally, the two of them were frothing at each other and their faces were blue, and they were still pressing each other's pulse gate, but they suddenly released each other's pulse gate at the same time, with unconcealable joy on their faces.

Li Ye glanced at the two of them strangely. Why did it look like these two guys were so happy?

Could it be that... they have decided the winner?

Apart from this reason, Li Ye really can't think of other possibilities.

Ximen Chuixue finally spoke: "I finally understand, it turns out you are... a woman!"

Dugu Qiubei smiled: "Then, I also know, you... don't like women!"

After hearing what the two said, Li Ye was dumbfounded. This is a strange situation. Could it be that the two of them changed from fighting to scolding? There is no winner in terms of combat effectiveness, so now they start to show off their skills with words?

But from their tone, it doesn’t sound like they are just talking nonsense! (Brothers and sisters, please scroll and ask for favorites and recommendations~)