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Chapter 73: Slap people in the face!

() The seven fairies treat mortals as ants and call them ignorant.

Li Ye originally planned to kill her mercilessly, but he still didn't do it. After all, it was too cheap for the Seven Fairies.

That's why Li Ye came up with this idea:

Knocking the Seven Fairies down from the mortal world, finding a mortal man, and then marrying her, they must give birth and weave, and the farmer must plow fields and herd cattle - I believe this is the greatest punishment for the Seven Fairies.

Although the Seven Immortals girl was perfect, Li Ye really didn't care. For example, three years ago, the nine-tailed fox who gave birth to a charming girl was also more beautiful than a goddess. But when Li Ye thought that the girl was a prodigal, he didn't care.

Not interested at all.

Similarly, when he thought that the Seventh Fairy was a woman who regarded mortals as ants, he had no favorable impression at all - he was a mortal, and he had no other thoughts about such a woman except disgust.

Li Ye has not given up his identity and dignity as a mortal, so he will naturally not have any admiration or obsession with this so-called fairy.

But his request was extremely cruel to the Seven Fairies.

The Seven Fairies screamed and shouted: "You, you are so cruel. I am a fairy and the daughter of the Lord of the Three Realms. How dare you have such an idea and want me to marry an ant? This is absolutely impossible.

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Li Ye's eyes turned cold and he said: "Didn't you just say, 'You are the real ignorant one? Thank you for my advice. It is natural for women to have children and weave, and men to plow fields and herd cattle is the greatest thing.' Could it be that you are just saying that?"

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"ah--"

The Seventh Fairy screamed, her beautiful face turned blue and red, and she stared at Li Ye fiercely: "Asshole, you go to hell, my father can't possibly..."

The Queen Mother waved her hand to stop her daughter's words, looked at Li Ye, and smiled to herself: "Fellow Taoist must have been joking just now. Teacher Hongjun ordered me and the Jade Emperor to take charge of the three realms. How can our daughter marry a mortal?"

At this moment, the Queen Mother has moved out of the mountain of Hongjun to suppress Li Ye.

She didn't want to fall out with Li Ye yet. Others didn't know how terrible Li Ye was, so how could she not know it?

Three years ago, Li Ye's explosive power was astonishing and had the power of a saint. Now, the Queen Mother cannot see through Li Ye's depth, and she does not want to easily build a grudge against Li Ye.

Li Ye snorted coldly: "What about the daughter of the Lord of the Three Realms? Didn't you just say that Heaven has determined that mortals are the protagonists, and you don't dare to despise mortals. What do you mean by this now? Are you trying to amuse me?"

He didn't want to! Yes, it can be said that Li Ye did not back down at all and was determined to marry the Seven Fairies to a mortal.

The Queen Mother's face finally turned ugly. She really couldn't understand what the guy in front of her was thinking.

Three years ago, this guy dared to punch the saint. Now, could he be attacking himself and the Jade Emperor again? What is the purpose of all this?

"Fellow Taoist, you should think again. I can ask my daughter to kowtow to you and admit her mistake."

The Queen Mother pondered for a moment and finally spoke again. She even did not hesitate to let her daughter kowtow to Li Ye to admit her mistake rather than marry a mortal.

The Seven Fairies on the side screamed: "Queen Mother, why are we afraid of him? Let Father kill him..."

"Snapped--"

The Queen Mother slapped her daughter and cursed: "You are such an ignorant person. You offended this senior casually. Do you know his identity? Why don't you kneel down?"

"..." The Seventh Fairy was stunned for a moment. This time, she finally realized that she had caused a big disaster. The guy in front of her was not a good person, so her mother did not dare to resist. She just wanted to settle the matter.

Li Ye's expression remained indifferent and said: "Queen Mother, do you think of me as a child who can be easily fooled? Are you too naive or do I look too naive?

"How can the majestic Seventh Princess of the Immortal Realm kowtow to me? I don't have to kowtow. Again, the Seventh Fairy must go down to the next world and marry a mortal. She has no second choice."

"..." She was stunned. Even the Queen Mother was stunned.

She couldn't believe it, let alone imagine it.

It's too much, too presumptuous!

Over the years, since I became the Queen Mother, not even a saint has been so rude to me.

In any case, I represent Teacher Hongjun, and the Jade Emperor is in charge of the three realms, and is the head of the female immortals.

Who dares to be disrespectful to themselves? Even if someone really has objections secretly, on the surface, they still have to give up their own face and vanity.

But today, the guy in front of me is an exception.

The Queen Mother had a profound understanding of what trampling means today. Yes, Li Ye was trampling on her face and dignity, ruthlessly and without any scruples.

"I say it again, the Seven Fairies must go down to the next world and marry a mortal."

Li Ye was extremely powerful and gradually released his momentum, causing the Queen Mother's face to turn pale and her body to tremble slightly. The seven fairies showed pain on their faces and backed away, with blood bleeding from the corners of their mouths.

You must know that Li Yeguang has the power of a saint in his physical body, and the pressure emitted by his body can collapse the sky. Therefore, he has been hiding the pressure from his physical body. Today, he finally released the control of his physical body.

The complete ** and the coercion emanating from it were so powerful that even the Queen Mother, a quasi-saint-level powerhouse, could not bear it, and could not even summon her own magic weapon.

At this moment, in the eyes of the Queen Mother, Li Ye was like an eternal demon, crushing towards him with absolute power.

The Queen Mother spat out a mouthful of blood with a 'wow' sound and said, "Fellow Taoist, do you really want to go against my Heavenly Court? Is there no room for relaxation?"

"Your mother's friend! I'm not familiar with you. With just one sentence, I'll knock the Seven Fairies down to earth immediately. I want to see it with my own eyes."

Li Ye cursed unhappily and refused to give the Queen Mother any respect. It could be said that her words were dirty.

"call……"

The Queen Mother took a deep breath and looked at Li Ye with determination: "Fellow Taoist, if you really have the ability, you will kill me. I want to see if you are not even afraid of Teacher Hongjun."

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"Hmph..." Li Ye made a disdainful sound from his nose, his eyes were cold for a moment, and his figure flickered...

"Snapped--"

A crisp sound echoed in this beautiful fairyland. The Queen Mother covered her red and swollen face and screamed: "You, you dare to hit me..."

"Snapped--"

There was another crisp sound, which was particularly harsh in this sacred land of Yaochi. Li Ye grabbed the Queen Mother's hair, pinched the Queen Mother's chin with the other hand, and said coldly: "I only hit people.

Face, what about it? Tathagata has been slapped in the face by me, so you can’t do it?"

Xiniu Hezhou, Lingshan Daleiyin Temple.

The Tathagata was lecturing when he suddenly sneezed loudly. He frowned: "I actually sneezed again. I remember the last time was three years ago. Could it be that... what kind of disaster will happen to me?"

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