god level spoof

()What is madness? What is arrogance?

Now, Li Ye gave the best explanation. He was just crazy and arrogant to the point of being crazy.

The unparalleled Queen Mother, with disheveled hair at the moment, screamed: "You monster, if you dare to disobey Teacher Hongjun's decree and hit me, Teacher Hongjun will not let you go."

"Snapped--"

"Pah, pah——"

…

Just like Li Ye slapped Tathagata three years ago, this time, it was just a different woman.

After giving the Queen Mother a hard slap, the Queen Mother, who was taller than the goddess, had turned into a pig's head. No fairy or demon in the three realms would be able to recognize her.

At this moment, the Queen Mother no longer dared to scream. Her throat had long been broken and her tears had dried up.

Li Ye was like a hard-hearted person, showing no mercy to her, just like beating a dog or killing a chicken.

"What the hell, are you screaming again? Queen Mother, isn't it amazing? I beat you so hard that your grandfather doesn't even recognize you!"

"Damn, you dare to look down on a mortal. What's wrong with your daughter marrying a mortal? How dare you play tricks on me!"

…

After having beaten and scolded enough, Li Ye sneered: "Queen Mother, I want to ask again, do you want to knock the Seven Fairies down to earth?"

Red Bull stood aside and said crisply: "Old woman, you have turned into a pig's head and your face is broken. Don't be stubborn with me anymore, otherwise, he will really beat you to death!"

"..." Queen Mother Yu cried without tears. Her mouth was as swollen as two fat sausages and she could no longer speak. She secretly transmitted messages to Li Ye and kept begging for mercy, but Li Ye didn't seem to listen.

arrive.

Li Ye shouted: "What the hell are you talking about? I'm asking you a question!"

"Shameless, this guy is so shameless." Tears flowed down the Queen Mother's face, even in her heart. She cursed fiercely: "Damn it, how could you not hear me when I'm transmitting a message to you?"

Just when the Queen Mother was despairing of life, a young man wearing a Nine-Dragon robe, a Nine-Dragon crown, and Nine-Dragon boots appeared. He was tall and strong, full of explosive power, and his eyes were as bright as

Stars, shining brightly.

Not only that, he was suspended in mid-air, and his whole person exuded the aura of a legendary king. The seven fairies who retreated into the distance quickly stepped forward and spoke one after another:

"Father, you are finally here. This... evildoer dares to beat the Queen Mother."

"Father, you want to avenge your mother."

…

After hearing the reason for what happened, the young man nodded and looked at Li Ye, his expression becoming complicated and inexplicable.

Finally, he said: "Fellow Taoist, do you really want to be an enemy of the heaven? For the sake of a little mortal, are you willing to alarm Mr. Hongjun and his elders?"

The Jade Emperor is here!

Yes, this young man is the Jade Emperor and the nominal Lord of the Three Realms. When he came, it seemed that nothing had changed. He was still extremely afraid of Li Ye. The seven fairies changed their colors one after another and couldn't believe it.

Li Yedao: "Yes, it's just for the 'little mortals' you call me. If you can have a little respect for mortals, I won't trouble you. But, each of you is touching my bottom line, so

, I have no choice but to be rude."

The Jade Emperor shook his head and said: "Do you think you are really Teacher Hongjun's opponent? He can borrow the power of heaven, even if he has the power of a saint, he can kill him and turn him into scum!"

"Are you threatening me? Humph..."

Li Ye sneered, his squinted eyes looking cold and ferocious.

He faced the Jade Emperor's majestic eyes, with a cruel smile at the corner of his mouth. He didn't want to say a word of nonsense. He directly raised his hand towards the Jade Emperor, and five sharp rays shot out from his five fingertips.

Can penetrate the sky.

The edge was invisible and invisible, only the shrill sound of breaking through the air like a ghost crying. The Jade Emperor's expression changed drastically, he shouted loudly, and the Emperor's Sword on his waist was about to be unsheathed. But just half an inch after it was unsheathed, the shrill sound of breaking through the air came.

before.

There was a flash of light on the Jade Emperor's body, and a tortoise-shell-shaped water shield suddenly appeared in front of him. Then he heard a few pop-pop sounds, and five round holes appeared on the tortoise-shell-shaped water shield at the same time!

The invisible sword energy broke through the water shield, drove straight in, and hit the Jade Emperor.

"How could it be? This, this is the innate spiritual treasure Black Turtle Shield." The Jade Emperor was shocked, and then groaned a few times. Five bowl-sized blood flowers burst out from his chest and abdomen at the same time, and then he screamed,

He was blown away by a strong force and rolled dozens of times after falling to the ground.

The Jade Emperor's mouth was bleeding, and his eyes were full of horror. This guy wanted to kill him and had no intention of holding back.

"Standing so tall, looking so handsome, having such a cool face, and having such a condescending look, you are the Jade Emperor, the Lord of the Three Realms. You have enough power, so why do you pretend to be a master? I hate you the most.

You're just pretending." Li Ye looked at the Jade Emperor, who was stunned and unable to get up from the ground, and said calmly: "Jade Emperor, do you still want to pretend to be awesome? Do you want to use Hongjun as your shield and continue to pretend?

It’s useless, your trick has no effect on me.”

"Haha, haha..." The Jade Emperor suddenly laughed, with an inexplicable and free look in his expression.

Xiaoji sang on Li Ye's shoulder: "The crowd is crying, you just want to become a transparent color, you will never have dreams or pain or heartbeat again, you have decided ~ you have decided ~

"You endure it quietly, holding yesterday tightly in your fist. The sweeter the memory, the more hurtful it is, and the more it leaves dense, deep and shallow cuts in the palm of your hand~

"You are not truly happy. Your smile is just the protection you wear. You have decided not to hate, and you have also decided not to love. You have locked your soul in a body that will be locked forever~

"The world laughed, so you laughed together in a group, when survival was the rule, not your choice, so you stumbled around with tears in your eyes...

"You are not truly happy. Your injuries never heal completely. I am standing on your left side, but it seems that I am across the Milky Way. Do you really hold on to regrets until you are old, and then regret it..."

After singing the song "You Are Not Really Happy", the Jade Emperor burst into tears and almost burst into tears.

"..." Li Ye looked at Xiaoji with some annoyance. This guy is so shameless. He was already so sad that he was so sad that he smiled bitterly and laughed crazily. You still sing this kind of song, and you will make him angry to death.

Red Bull clapped his little hands and was very excited: "Hee hee, little chicken, you sang so well, sing it again."

At this time, the Jade Emperor suddenly waved his hand, and the sacred land of Yaochi was suddenly filled with mist. Li Ye sneered and gave a light drink. The mist instantly dissipated without a trace. He looked up and found that the Jade Emperor and the seven fairies were already there.

not see.

"Jade Emperor, it's really ridiculous. I wonder where you can hide?"