god level spoof

() In the thirty-third heaven, above the Lingxiao Palace, the Jade Emperor, covered in blood, sat high.

His face was extremely ugly, and he looked at the Supreme Lord: "There is a demon who wants to cause trouble in the heavens and slaughter all the people. I don't know what plan the Lord has to stabilize this calamity."

Taishang Laojun was neither happy nor sad, and said: "I don't know the reason for this, but I don't think this son has any evil thoughts."

"..." The corner of the Jade Emperor's mouth twitched, and he looked at the immortals His Highness again, and said: "I wonder if you, my beloved, have any good ideas?"

Your Highness and all the immortals kept silent and did not say a word.

Just kidding, how could they care about this kind of thing? Lian Yu di du suffered a big loss~

The immortals know the strength of the Jade Emperor very well. He is definitely at the pinnacle of the quasi-sage, only inferior to the strength of the saint. But under the hands of 'that man', he can't even sustain half a move. If they come forward, they are simply looking for death.

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The atmosphere in the palace was extremely depressing. The Jade Emperor no longer looked to the immortals below, but offered a precious mirror. This was the Haotian Mirror given to him by Taoist Hongjun.

At this moment, the Jade Emperor can only place his hope in Taoist Hongjun, and there is no other way.

At this moment, several figures appeared in the center of the palace. The leader was a young man, very handsome, about sixteen or seventeen years old.

This young man is Li Ye. One of his hands is holding a woman with disheveled hair, and the other hand is pointing at the Jade Emperor.

"don't want……"

The Jade Emperor was horrified. Just now, it was Li Ye's hand that directly pierced through his black turtle shield, even the Nine Dragon Robe, and his immortal body was severely damaged.

Li Ye's expression was indifferent, and the hand he stretched out once again burst out with five sharp rays, heading towards the Jade Emperor in an instant. Five cracks appeared in mid-air. This was a terrifying force that shattered the space. The scene was extremely horrifying.

Facing this blow, the Jade Emperor turned pale. At this moment, the Haotian Mirror emitted a cloud of gray mist, wrapping the Jade Emperor, and then a black vortex appeared in its place.

Looking over again, the Jade Emperor has disappeared.

Li Ye slowly closed his eyes, with a cold smile on his lips, and murmured in his heart: "Jade Emperor, Jade Emperor, you really know how to escape. I didn't expect that there is a ray of 'aura of heaven' hidden in this Haotian Mirror, hiding you."

Get up~

"But you underestimate me too much. Three years ago, I couldn't capture the saint's aura. But now, after using 'teleportation', I can go to the Zhunti saint for tea at any time.

"Ten minutes, give me ten minutes, and your breath will be captured by me, even if your position has been covered by the breath of heaven."

After making a rough estimate, Li Ye was extremely confident that he could capture the Jade Emperor's aura and location in just ten minutes.

Li Ye chuckled lightly, looked at the immortals on both sides, and sneered in his heart: "Then, in these ten minutes, I will turn this so-called heaven upside down!"

A bright smile appeared on his face: "Dear immortals, let me introduce yourselves first. My name is Li Ye, and I am a mortal. Let me reiterate, I hate those kind of pretentious people~

"For example, those idiots who think they are superior and have the demeanor of a great immortal, I will slap them in the mouth without hesitation! If they are really great immortals and masters, will they go into seclusion?"

Taishang Laojun nodded slightly and said: "Fellow Taoist, please be merciful and don't destroy the heaven."

After saying these words, Taishang Laojun's figure disappeared in an instant, showing no intention of caring about Li Ye.

The corners of Li Ye's lips curled up slightly: "Old man, forget it, I will listen to him, as long as you don't destroy the heaven, that's it, right?"

The rest of the immortals' eyes flickered, and no one dared to speak first.

Finally, a young man wearing a purple dragon robe stood up. He bowed his head and said: "The Great Emperor Ziwei paid homage to fellow Taoist. What the fellow Taoist said is absolutely true. I want to be in seclusion for ten thousand years."

Li Ye smiled and nodded. He didn't expect that this young man was Emperor Ziwei. He didn't expect that he was really obedient and wanted to go into seclusion for ten thousand years.

Emperor Ziwei said goodbye respectfully, turned around and left the Lingxiao Palace. At the same time, he breathed a sigh of relief and thought to himself: "It seems that I really want to be in seclusion for ten thousand years."

The other immortals in the hall were very satisfied to see Li Ye, and they stood up one after another and spoke one by one:

"Emperor Changsheng has met his Taoist friend. What he said is reasonable. I also want to stay in seclusion for ten thousand years."

"King Yu Qingzhen has met Taoist friend, and Taoist friend Jin Yu has given me good advice. I will also go into seclusion for ten thousand years."

"Emperor Taiji has met fellow Taoist..."

"The Arctic God of War has met fellow Taoist..."

"Emperor Donghua met fellow Taoist..."

…

In just three minutes, these great immortals were like mice seeing a cat. They all said goodbye and promised to stay in seclusion for thousands of years!

These great immortals have extremely high status and are all top figures in Taoism. At this moment, they all have been in seclusion for thousands of years. This is unimaginable. It is definitely a big earthquake that shocked the three worlds.

No one could have imagined that just one word from Li Ye would make these earth-shattering immortals and emperors not dare to complain, and they would all hide in their caves.

Li Ye watched all the immortals leave, then touched his chin and said: "Well, by the way, I went to heaven, why should I go to Pantaoyuan for a stroll."

After making the decision, Li Ye's figure disappeared instantly and came to a paradise filled with peach fragrance.

There are thousands of peach trees here, and below are the fairy grass and flowers. The fragrance of fruit and flowers is intoxicating.

Li Ye waved his arm, and all the peaches flew towards a golden ring. This golden ring was refined by Zhenyuan Immortal. It can contain thousands of things. It is an extremely powerful storage artifact.

underestimated.

After collecting more than 90% of the flat peaches in the entire flat peach orchard, Li Ye stopped.

"Well, let's just take it away. If we take them all away, a lot of immortals will probably die."

Li Ye did not kill them all and left some flat peaches. He was not really cruel to cut off the livelihood of all immortals.

After scaring away all the immortals and picking off 90% of the peaches, Li Ye found that he had nothing to do.

He took a flat peach and took a bite. He couldn't help but feel that his mouth was full of saliva. It was extremely delicious. It was more delicious than some of the spiritual fruits in Zhen Yuanzi. The chicken had already pecked several of them, while the red bull had taken several bites one by one.

Li Ye was ashamed.

Taking a look at the seven shivering fairies and the Queen Mother below, Li Ye felt very bored.

"Damn it, I still want to make a big fuss in heaven, but why doesn't anyone fight with me? It's so boring!"

Li Ziye was unhappy and returned to the Lingxiao Palace again, sitting on the Jade Emperor's seat, crossing his legs and holding his chin in a daze.

At this time, thunder and lightning of various colors suddenly appeared in the sky, and the sound of thunder shook the three realms and penetrated the sky.

He quickly looked up at the sky and muttered: "Could it be that I have gone too far and am going to send down a punishment from heaven? Is this what Hongjun meant?"

Li Ye didn't say anything, the Saint's body was fully activated, and the entire Lingxiao Palace was reduced to ruins by the violent force field. However, the Seven Fairies, Queen Mother and Red Bull were controlled and protected by Li Ye, and he could temporarily

I don’t want to kill the seven fairies and the Queen Mother.

But something strange happened, the thunder in the sky flickered for a moment, then dissipated, and everything was clear again.

Anticlimactic!

It really was an anticlimax, and Li Ye thought that there would be a terrible punishment from heaven to punish him, the evildoer who was causing trouble in heaven.

"That's right!" Li Ye was stunned, raised his middle finger to the sky, and yelled: "I%$%^$%...tmd! I despise you, I am causing trouble in heaven, please give me some face, please, take the thunder

Cut me!"