god level spoof

() After cursing several times, Li Ye finally had no choice but to give up.

I really don’t understand, how did this heavenly punishment come about?

Just now, Li Ye clearly felt a pressure acting on him, which was definitely trying to kill him.

But something unexpected happened, and this heavenly punishment did not come down in the end.

"Well...yes!"

Li Ye's eyebrows moved slightly, a bright light appeared in his eyes, and he stretched out a hand to explore the void.

But when he saw a flash of light and a black turbulence swirling in front of him, Li Ye grabbed a figure out of nowhere, it was the Jade Emperor.

After being caught by Li Ye, the Jade Emperor wanted to say something, but Li Ye didn't give him a chance.

Instead, he picked up his palm and slapped the Jade Emperor hard on the face...

This time, Li Ye showed no mercy at all. He slapped the Jade Emperor's face wildly, as if on purpose, as if he wanted to make him and the Queen Mother into a couple.

"You want to know why you feel so wronged?"

Li Ye asked while twitching, and said in a cold voice: "I have said it countless times, I am a human being! A mortal! But you call me wrong again and again, how can you make me not angry?"

"Let me tell you again: I am a human being! Please inform the three realms and say, I am a human being!"

After admonishing the Jade Emperor, Li Ye nodded with satisfaction.

He smiled and looked at the two Jade Emperor and Queen Mother in front of him, who were wearing dragon and phoenix robes, and said: "Remember, I don't want anyone to call me a great immortal in the future!"

The Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother are crying without tears. What kind of existence is this guy?

It's so hateful that not even Teacher Hongjun dares to suppress him.

Besides, we don’t call you the Great Immortal, we just call you the Taoist Fellow.

Li Ye let the two of them go for the time being, and then said with a smile: "By the way, the business has not been resolved yet. I will just say it once this time. Let the seven fairies go to the lower world to find a mortal to get married and have children. Do you agree?"

"..."

Both the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother remained silent, but in the end they did not dare not answer: "Fellow Taoist, can we discuss this matter again?"

"It seems that you are really punished by drinking wine instead of eating the toast!"

Li Ye's voice turned cold, chilling to the bone.

"We agree!" Both the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother were shocked and said at the same time.

At this moment, the two of them have completely recognized each other. They can't compete with the person in front of them. Is this guy really a human? How can he be better than a saint?

The Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother would go crazy when they thought that Li Ye kept saying that he was a human being.

The seven fairies remained silent, as if they had accepted their fate. Their proud heads had already been lowered, and their bright, satin-like black hair was spread loosely.

"Remember, humans are not as bad as you think, go down and live a good life!" Li Ye glanced at the Seven Fairies and explained without saying anything more.

He looked at the Jade Emperor: "You are a pretentious person. If you promise me, a little mortal, you will not fail to honor it. If I find out that the Seven Fairies have no lower realm, you should know what the consequences will be."

As the Lord of the Three Realms, when had the Jade Emperor ever been so disrespected and called a 'pretentious person'? But at this moment, he didn't even want to say a word, he just nodded his head in fear, like a wave drum.

The same is true for the Queen Mother. The only thought for the two of them is to leave the god of plague in front of them quickly, otherwise they will go crazy.

Somehow, their wishes came true immediately.

Li Ye looked in one direction and said, "Since you are already here, why don't you show up?"

Immediately there was a sound of breaking through the air in that direction, and a golden light came from far to near. In an instant, it came in front of several people. This was a monk. He was round and jade-like in appearance, extremely wealthy, and his earlobes were so close that they fell to his shoulders. He only heard the name of the Buddha, and said:

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"The Tathagata has seen my Taoist friend. I haven't seen you for three years. Is your Taoist friend okay?"

Li Ye looked at Tathagata and smiled: "Monk, I haven't seen you for several years, and your Buddha face has become even more solemn."

"..." Tathagata felt bitter in his heart for a while, this guy was so yin and yin, and he exposed his own scars as soon as they met.

He forced himself to smile and said: "I saw that there seemed to be a drastic change in the heaven. When I came up to see it, I didn't expect that it was all done by fellow Taoists. So, I have nothing to worry about, so I took my leave."

"Wait!"

Li Ye suddenly waved his hand and said with a smile: "We haven't seen you for three years. Why don't you invite me to be your guest?"

"I don't dare. If my fellow Taoist is free, I would be disrespectful to refuse." Tathagata quickly replied.

"Very good, let's go to Daleiyin Temple now!"

Li Ye nodded and decided to leave the heaven and go to the Great Thunder Sound Temple with Tathagata.

For three years, he has always had a knot in his heart, and that is Guanyin.

Where is the girl? What is the truth of the matter? He intends to find out, even if it will cause chaos.

He remembered that when he first came to the world of Journey to the West, everything seemed like yesterday:

At that time, I used Athena's magical power for the first time. On a whim, I flew at a hundred times the speed of light. I had a premonition that I would bump into someone.

"Bang——"

Amidst the loud noise of the violent collision, he stopped for an instant. He only felt a flash of light, and pieces of lotus petals filled with divine light and fragrance were flying all over the sky, but they gradually turned into fly ash...

…

The scene at that moment left an indelible mark on his heart.

At that time, I was dumbfounded. That was because a young girl, a young girl who seemed to be only fifteen or six years old, was as beautiful as an angel or a goddess. She exuded a soft and quiet aura.

He realized that the girl in front of him was a goddess who was as beautiful as Athena.

The girl held a jade vase in her hands, with a willow in it. At this moment, she looked at Li Ye strangely, her beautiful eyes full of inexplicable light.

…

Later, what happened was a complete turn of events:

The girl suddenly stepped forward and appeared in front of him less than a foot away. The two people immediately looked at each other, and their breath could flow to each other's nose.

He was even more dazzled when he could see the girl's true face at a close distance.

The girl looked at him with the fascination that only a little girl can have. It seemed that she was the Prince Charming in her heart. She whispered: "My seven emotions and six desires are sealed in the lotus platform of Guanshiyin, and I am sealed in the jade bottle."

With six roots, my four elements are sealed in the willow. But today, my lotus platform has been broken, so I have seven emotions and six yu again..."

"Your lotus platform is broken?"

"Hasn't my lotus platform been broken by my husband?"

…

"How can I forget? I can't forget!"

Li Ye's vision returned to clarity, with a peaceful smile on his face: "Guanyin, wait for me.";