god level spoof

() Pangu Tiandi, Xiniu Hezhou, Lingshan, Daleiyin Temple.

The Tathagata sat high on his head and recited Buddhist sutras. He only talked about golden lotuses emerging from the ground, fragrant fragrance filling the ground, illusions arising and disappearing, and beauty and harmony.

He suddenly opened his eyes, stopped preaching, and said: "I see the four major continents, all living beings are good and evil, and they are different from each other: Those who win the Shenzhou in the East will respect the heaven and the earth, and feel refreshed and calm; the giants in the North will

Although the people in Luzhou are good at raising children, they only live hand to mouth and have a clumsy temperament. They do not practice much. I, the people in Xiniu and Hezhou, are not greedy and do not kill, and nourish their energy and potential. Although they are supremely true, everyone has a long life; but the Southern Gift Department

People in the continent are greedy for sexual pleasure and rejoice in misfortunes, and they kill a lot and fight a lot. It is the so-called murderous place of words and a sea of ​​right and wrong. Now I have the Tripitaka Sutra, which can persuade people to do good."

When the Bodhisattvas heard the words, they put their palms together and took refuge, and went to the Buddha and asked, "Which Tripitaka Sutra does the Tathagata have?"

Such as going back and forth: "I have a collection of Dharma to talk about heaven; a collection of commentaries to talk about the earth; a collection of sutras to save ghosts; a total of thirty-five volumes of the three collections, including 15,144 volumes, are the path to cultivation.

, the door of righteousness and goodness. I am about to send it to the Eastern Land, but the sentient beings there are stupid, slandering the truth, not knowing the essence of my Dharma, and neglecting the authentic teachings of Yoga. How can I find someone with Dharma power? Go to the Eastern Land to find a good believer.

Teach him to travel through thousands of mountains and thousands of rivers to come to me to obtain the true scriptures and pass them on to the Eastern Land forever to persuade all sentient beings. But it is a blessing as big as the mountains and a blessing as deep as the sea. Who is willing to go there and experience it?

?”

Your Highness, Guanyin Bodhisattva took a step forward and said to Tathagata: "I would like to go to the Eastern Land to find a Buddhist scripture seeker."

When Tathagata saw it, he was overjoyed and said: "No one else can get there. Only the Venerable Guanyin, who has great supernatural powers, can get there."

The Bodhisattva said, "What orders do you have when I go to the Eastern Land?"

The Tathagata said: "When you go, you have to look at the road. You are not allowed to walk in the sky. It must be half-cloud and half-mist. Look at the mountains and rivers, remember the distance and distance, and warn the pilgrims. But I am afraid that it is difficult for good faith to do so.

I have five treasures with you."

Immediately, he ordered Anuo and Kassapa to take out a collar of "Jinlan cassock" and a "nine-ring tin staff", and said to the Bodhisattva, "This cassock and tin staff can be used by those who take the scriptures. If you are willing to come here with a strong heart,

Wear my cassock to avoid falling into reincarnation; hold my tin coins to avoid being poisoned."

The Tathagata took three more hoops and handed them to the Bodhisattva: "This treasure is called 'Tight Hoops'. Although they are the same three, they are just used in different ways. I have three incantations of 'Golden Tightening'. If you are on the way,

If you encounter a demon with great magical powers, you must persuade him to learn well and become a disciple of the Buddhist scripture seeker. If he refuses to obey, you can put this hoop on his head, and it will naturally take root. Recite the incantation according to each one.

One thought will make his eyes swell, his head hurt, and his forehead will be split. I discipline him to come into my house."

At this moment, a young man appeared in the palace, it was Li Ye.

He looked at Guanyin and his voice trembled slightly: "You, you are Guanyin, you are really still in this world."

Guanyin smiled and did not answer, but turned around and left.

Li Ye suddenly stood in front of Guanyin and said, "What's wrong with you? Why do you still want to be a Bodhisattva? Didn't you say that you only want to be an ordinary woman?"

"Donor, Guanyin has something important to do. Please forgive me for not being able to accompany you." Guanyin bowed lightly to Li Ye, then bypassed Li Ye and left.

"..." Li Ye stood there, his expression slightly dull.

We haven’t seen each other for five hundred years, so we feel like strangers.

He did not stop Guanyin, but looked at Tathagata and said, "Tell me, why did Guanyin become a Bodhisattva again?"

Tathagata's expression was stiff, showing extreme uneasiness.

He couldn't believe that the guy in front of him was still alive. It was impossible.

Li Ye's figure disappeared from the spot and suddenly appeared in front of Tathagata. He pinched Tathagata's neck with one hand and said coldly: "Answer me!"

"..."

The Tathagata is crying without tears. You have strangled my neck. How can I answer?

Li Ye looked up to the sky and roared: "The truth! Tell me the truth, otherwise, you are dead!"

The murderous intent in his eyes was real and there was no joking at all.

"..." Tathagata was foaming at the mouth, brother, please don't pinch my neck, I can't use the sonar.

Li Ye's aura strengthened step by step, and the entire Great Thunder Sound Temple was shaking. The engraved Buddhist formations flashed with golden light, but under Li Ye's terrifying aura, they disappeared and collapsed inch by inch.

"Boom——"

With a loud noise, the entire Great Thunder Sound Temple was reduced to ruins. All the Buddhas and Bodhisattvas were frightened and kept retreating. The guy in front of them was too scary.

The entire Lingshan Mountain is full of cracks, and the highest pure land of Buddhism cannot withstand Li Ye's momentum and pressure at all.

Tathagata, who was grabbed by the neck by Li Ye, was already severely injured at this moment. The Buddha's light on the spiritual platform became increasingly dim, and his body seemed to be suppressed by the thirty-third heaven. Golden Buddha's blood overflowed from his pores and seven orifices.

Tathagata's face was as pale as gold, his expression was pale, and his consciousness was on the verge of collapse. Li Ye seemed to really want to kill him.

At this moment, all the Buddhas, Bodhisattvas, etc. have all fled completely.

Just kidding, Tathagata is being pinched by the neck like a little chicken, and is about to be strangled to death. How can they dare to get into trouble?

Just when the Tathagata was about to die and disappear, two Taoists appeared. One Taoist had a sad face, while the other Taoist had a skinny body but an extremely rosy complexion.

Li Ye threw aside the Tathagata in his hand, looked at the two Taoists, and sneered: "Amitabha, is there any Zhunti? You two finally came out. I originally planned to go find you, but it saves me trouble now. Tell me."

The truth, why did Guanyin become a Bodhisattva again?"

Taoist Jie Yin and Taoist Zhunti looked at each other and said, "My fellow Taoist has boundless magical powers, and he should be able to see through falsehoods."

Li Ye was startled for a moment, his eyes seemed to penetrate the void...

…

After a long time, Li Ye shook his head helplessly and sighed softly: "So it turns out that Guanyin was originally the superior Bodhisattva under the seat of Amitabha Buddha. Together with Mahasthamaprapta Bodhisattva, he was the attendant Bodhisattva beside Amitabha Buddha, and was also known as the 'Three Saints of the West'."

He has understood that Princess Miaoshan is just a certain life of Guanyin. Guanyin's true identity is one of the Three Saints of the West. Although he is not a saint in terms of strength, his status is second only to Amitabha and even surpasses Tathagata.

In the minds of ordinary people, Amitabha is synonymous with Buddha, and Guanyin is also at this level. As for Tathagata, it is at a lower level - after all, Prince Sakyamuni is only the founder of Buddhism and a disciple of Buddha.

Avalokitesvara is one of the Three Saints of the West, and is an indispensable part of Buddhism. She is a natural worshiper of Buddha...

Li Ye's expression changed, and there was something inexplicable in his eyes.

He touched his head and looked at Taoist Jie Yin and Taoist Zhunti: "Five hundred years ago, it was you and Taoist Hongjun who planned to lure me under the red gold bricks and try to suppress me!"

The face of the Taoist who received the guide became more and more sad: "My Taoist friends are beyond the limit of heaven, and we are invincible. Teacher Hongjun is just cooperating with the way of heaven, and I hope that my Taoist friends will show mercy."

Li Ye laughed: "The past is in the past. I have no interest in digging up old scores, so you can rest assured."

His gaze penetrated the void again: "Maybe your belief is to promote Buddhism, but I still want to change something, even if I will perish because of it... Guanyin, you can't escape."

…

(Haha, the plot has begun to enter the spoof stage. Let me reiterate: this book is not an upgrade stream. Strength and combat are not the focus!

Hehe... the protagonist will play an important role in Journey to the West. Let’s take a guess~ By the way, please collect it! Please click! Please recommend!)